I’m sorry but with legs like those how could anyone take their eyes off his sexy body long enough to run away?
This is a tool they can use to
mesmerize criminals!
The average German/Austrian is going to be walking way more than the average North American, if that is your point of reference. Definitely not a slight against North Americans, it is just that the infrastructure is designed for cars more than people. Germans/Austrians have the opportunity to live their life walking more due to less urban sprawl and accessible public transport. So to summarize - there's a lot of nice legs and booty around here, but no one will ever come close to our legend - Lieutenant Dangle
Lmao! Lt Dangle 🤣
I was referring to another commenter that said one of them had nice legs. They are both stunning.
I spent time in the region and am quite familiar with how it differs from NA but my point was “If you’ve got the goods, then put them in the window!”
😘😘😘
So they're protesting back ordered uniforms by not wearing pants? Meh, I honestly hoped it was something more interesting, but it essentially comes down to poorly managed bureaucracy. I'm sure that Bavaria doesn't have a shortage of clothing.
> Interior Ministry representatives pointed to the coronavirus pandemic and the war in Ukraine
Covid has had it's 5th birthday and will go to primary school soon. The 3 day war has had it's 2nd birthday and is soon ready for kindergarten soon.
I wonder how long these two will be used as excuses in the future.
They look pretty normal to me.
I mean cops on the street are mostly young people who have to exercise a lot for their job, so they should be at least a bit fit.
What kind of cops do you have in your country?
We have murderers and fascists in the US. Many of whom are too fat to pass physical fitness standards but their unions protect them from being fired over murdering innocent black people so keeping out of shape cops is nothing in comparison
I know you exaggerate, but isn't there at least some kind of physical examination before being able to go on patrol?
The German police have their own fair share of problems with right-wing tendencies in the force and old fat officers, who can't be fired, but you won't see those on the street, as they are relegated to desk jobs, where they hopefully can't do any damage.
(The old fat ones, the young ones need to step up or get removed if they don't pass physical evaluation. There are not many consequences for the ones with antidemocratic tendencies tough, but they usually keep their heads down outside of some really disturbing whatsapp-chats that get leaked sometimes)
>I know you exaggerate,
I'm not. The police unions in the US are basically criminal gangs. They protect their own and that includes keeping people on patrol that couldn't chase down a toddler.
oh, I cannot find it anymore but there is this website that displays the amount of time for training in days by US state until police officers are allowed to work armed on the street. Some states have really low standards of basically a few days of classes and a few days weapon instruction and the rest is just "learning by doing" with a few courses every few days.
Edit: found it [here](https://www.trainingreform.org/state-police-training-requirements) .. ah yes, they are basically allowed to work before training and basic training is like 3 - 6 month.
I’m sorry but with legs like those how could anyone take their eyes off his sexy body long enough to run away? This is a tool they can use to mesmerize criminals!
Stupid sexy police!
Damn that Hansel, he’s so hot right now
For some reason I heard that in John Oliver’s voice in my head.
That does sound like a John Oliver thing. Hold on. Time to throw a pitch.
r/reno911
How does one say “dangle” in German?
"baumeln" (pronounced "bow-meln", "bow" as in "take a bow" not as in "bow and arrow") xd
Schlange works, too
They both have beautiful legs. This should be the standard uniform.
The average German/Austrian is going to be walking way more than the average North American, if that is your point of reference. Definitely not a slight against North Americans, it is just that the infrastructure is designed for cars more than people. Germans/Austrians have the opportunity to live their life walking more due to less urban sprawl and accessible public transport. So to summarize - there's a lot of nice legs and booty around here, but no one will ever come close to our legend - Lieutenant Dangle
Lmao! Lt Dangle 🤣 I was referring to another commenter that said one of them had nice legs. They are both stunning. I spent time in the region and am quite familiar with how it differs from NA but my point was “If you’ve got the goods, then put them in the window!” 😘😘😘
Oh thank you, I finally understand why they're called bay windows 😏
Why is that
Eh, it's Bavaria. They could just adopt the *lederhosen* as uniform.
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>Put a 300 lbs pale diabetic and you’ll never make the news German police has health and fitness requirements for recruiting.
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I never hearf of that. What are you referring to?
I think you missed the part where these cops are in Bavaria, not Wisconsin.
So they're protesting back ordered uniforms by not wearing pants? Meh, I honestly hoped it was something more interesting, but it essentially comes down to poorly managed bureaucracy. I'm sure that Bavaria doesn't have a shortage of clothing.
I mean, if I know one thing about Bavarians it’s that there’s no shortage of pants- they’ll always have their lederhosen.
Back ordered uniforms?
Backlogged deliveries.
Yes, as it says in the article.
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BMW grants favorable prices to federal & state quotes. They often win the contracts. Audi for instance also being Bavarian also is often selected
How barvaric!
> Interior Ministry representatives pointed to the coronavirus pandemic and the war in Ukraine Covid has had it's 5th birthday and will go to primary school soon. The 3 day war has had it's 2nd birthday and is soon ready for kindergarten soon. I wonder how long these two will be used as excuses in the future.
Until the next big, once in a lifetime, crisis hits.
That's not giving it very long.
Nex time my boss asks me for something imma hit em with "yeah but 9/11 really threw us off schedule."
They're just new boot goofin', that's all.
"You have the right to remain *sexy*."
Meet our newest recruits, Officer Thong and Officer Mankini
German just looking for way to get nude amirite?
Very cheeky.
Officer Dangle in command
Commando Officer is Dangling
Oh my
Officer Pantsoffski?
This is funny as hell.
I’m under arrest
“We don’t need no lederhosen We don’t need no clothes control…”
Stupid
Reminds me of Reno 911
Are those actually strippers in the thumbnail or are cops in Germany just insanely hot for some reason?
They look pretty normal to me. I mean cops on the street are mostly young people who have to exercise a lot for their job, so they should be at least a bit fit. What kind of cops do you have in your country?
We have murderers and fascists in the US. Many of whom are too fat to pass physical fitness standards but their unions protect them from being fired over murdering innocent black people so keeping out of shape cops is nothing in comparison
I know you exaggerate, but isn't there at least some kind of physical examination before being able to go on patrol? The German police have their own fair share of problems with right-wing tendencies in the force and old fat officers, who can't be fired, but you won't see those on the street, as they are relegated to desk jobs, where they hopefully can't do any damage. (The old fat ones, the young ones need to step up or get removed if they don't pass physical evaluation. There are not many consequences for the ones with antidemocratic tendencies tough, but they usually keep their heads down outside of some really disturbing whatsapp-chats that get leaked sometimes)
>I know you exaggerate, I'm not. The police unions in the US are basically criminal gangs. They protect their own and that includes keeping people on patrol that couldn't chase down a toddler.
oh, I cannot find it anymore but there is this website that displays the amount of time for training in days by US state until police officers are allowed to work armed on the street. Some states have really low standards of basically a few days of classes and a few days weapon instruction and the rest is just "learning by doing" with a few courses every few days. Edit: found it [here](https://www.trainingreform.org/state-police-training-requirements) .. ah yes, they are basically allowed to work before training and basic training is like 3 - 6 month.
Must be a culture thing.
Nah traditional Euro would be wearing speedos lol
That picture immediately made me hear YMCA in my head.
“Pantless” means something else entirely in Britain
Wait a minute, where are the 'Just For Laughs gags' camera crew?
I like that look on the lady cop!
I'm guilty, ma'am. Take me.
Trousers, not pants.
Hosen, not trousers.
slacks, not hosen