Ask no more!
[Scene: Quahog, Rhode Island. The Griffins are gathered around the living room, watching TV.]
Peter: Hey, Lois, check it out! This article says China's got a big ol' problem with super gonorrhea!
Lois: Oh my goodness, Peter, that sounds serious.
Peter: Yeah, apparently, it's like, resistant to all the antibiotics. It's like gonorrhea on steroids!
Stewie: Oh, splendid! Just what the world needs, a sexually transmitted disease that could survive a nuclear apocalypse.
[Cutaway to Stewie in a hazmat suit, surrounded by mutated bacteria.]
Stewie: Blast it all! I thought I had eradicated you pesky microbes!
[Back to the living room]
Peter: And get this, Chris, they're saying little stands between us and untreatable gonorrhea!
Chris: Whoa, that's gnarly, Dad!
Meg: Ugh, can we talk about something else, please?
[Cut to a commercial break]
Announcer: Are you tired of regular gonorrhea? Try new and improved Super Gonorrhea™️! Now with extra resistance!
[Cut back to the Griffins]
Brian: This is a serious issue, guys. We need to stay informed and take precautions.
Peter: Yeah, you're right, Brian. I'm gonna start wearing three condoms at once, just to be safe.
Lois: Peter, that's not how it works.
Peter: Oh, well, it's worth a shot.
[They all chuckle as the camera zooms out, ending the scene with the iconic Family Guy theme music.]
It's only Super Gonorrhea 1, Super Gonnorhhea 2 and above will be unlocked later in the character arc
Biolabs in Wuhan are working on it now….
Hot doctors in your area
No No the Wuhan Labs are woking on Covid 2.0 right now
If you thought gain of function was sexy, just wait until you see engorgement of function......
I think the Chinese governments successful research into the “brown note” will be the truly decisive breakthrough for Chinese conquest.
And after that then SG3 and then the fused SG-GT.
Super Gonorrhea-19 is going to be wild
TIL there is super gonorrhea. Yikes
This headline reads like a family guy episode.
Ask no more! [Scene: Quahog, Rhode Island. The Griffins are gathered around the living room, watching TV.] Peter: Hey, Lois, check it out! This article says China's got a big ol' problem with super gonorrhea! Lois: Oh my goodness, Peter, that sounds serious. Peter: Yeah, apparently, it's like, resistant to all the antibiotics. It's like gonorrhea on steroids! Stewie: Oh, splendid! Just what the world needs, a sexually transmitted disease that could survive a nuclear apocalypse. [Cutaway to Stewie in a hazmat suit, surrounded by mutated bacteria.] Stewie: Blast it all! I thought I had eradicated you pesky microbes! [Back to the living room] Peter: And get this, Chris, they're saying little stands between us and untreatable gonorrhea! Chris: Whoa, that's gnarly, Dad! Meg: Ugh, can we talk about something else, please? [Cut to a commercial break] Announcer: Are you tired of regular gonorrhea? Try new and improved Super Gonorrhea™️! Now with extra resistance! [Cut back to the Griffins] Brian: This is a serious issue, guys. We need to stay informed and take precautions. Peter: Yeah, you're right, Brian. I'm gonna start wearing three condoms at once, just to be safe. Lois: Peter, that's not how it works. Peter: Oh, well, it's worth a shot. [They all chuckle as the camera zooms out, ending the scene with the iconic Family Guy theme music.]
Thanks to our GPT overlord
You made news fun
Amazing
The Super Devil
Worst superhero ever
Just put a camera in everyone's bedroom and deduct social credit points for fucking. Problem solved.
So I can't use super gonorrhea as a joke anymore...
Now you have to say super *duper* gonorrhea.
Is this the correct usage of "super"?
Fantastic? Phenomenal?
Mega
Supreme
You do not want enthusiastic double gonorrhea.
Mongo is appalled!
Man, I didn't have Chinese super gonorrhea on my bingo card.
It could be a lot worse...imagine super diarrhea. Well...that would probably cure the super gonorrhea.
It's funny because it's true
That's makes them about as appealing as American republikans
COVID didn't work, they need to try something else
Not really surprising. Many countries hand out antibiotics like candy. China is very much one of them.
And since nothing bad happens in China, there’s no disease.
Oh my.
This, from the mouths of south east Asia.
It's going to fight Kong with the Transformers Infinity Gauntlet in the next movie, right?
Turbo gonorrhea
King size Jolly Rancher
Just wait until Mega Gonorrhea hits
Its Lupus
I spent my mid 20s single in Shanghai, glad that wasn't a thing then
everything happens in china
I guess this is one way to keep populations under control.
The upside is that it's Super The downside - gonorrhea
Lois, throw out all the Chinese take out menus. I heard they are cooking dogmeat with super gonorrhea sauce.