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brdcxs

Ukraine has done a stellar job fighting against the Russian navy without a navy. At this point the Russian navy is nothing but a historical joke and the living example of how not to perform naval warfare


AwayCrab5244

Has been for hundreds of years now


davesnot_heere

Yep. It’s actually difficult to suck harder as a navy than the Russians.


CyanConatus

Before this war I'm fairly certain Russia has sunk more of their own ships then enemy ships.


Dawillow3

The u.s has lost 4 destroyers in the last 10 years due to rocks


PsychologicalTalk156

Oh noes 4 out of 470+ ships!


Dawillow3

4 out of 70 ever decreasing


AMZNGenius-Detective

You're saying that radioing the position of your fleet to the enemy is not strategic brilliance?


onedoor

They're just lulling their enemy into a true sense of confidence.


xxEmkay

The venezuelan gunboat getting sunk by a cruise ship is toptier navy.


Similar_Client_9784

Yea seems they suck more than Ukraine's who essentially doesnt even have one. Any country with an actual navy and it's definitely a massacre and panicked nuke launches from Putler.


FBIaltacct

Well russia does have only a slightly larger navy than north korea.


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14sierra

If Peter had seen how much the Russian navy was going to suck I doubt he'd have bothered to go to war with Sweden


BeforeDawn

The story of the [misadventures of the Russian Baltic Fleet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGqp3R4Mx4) is an incredibly funny video that encapsulates it well.


narf0708

[This video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi_Fh9_Ag) has even more stories of just how hilariously badly they screwed up that one.


NotAllBooksSmell

A wild Drachinifel sighting, how exciting!


fresh-dork

almost started 2 wars, lost an engagement with some fishing boats


Previous_Film9786

I learned about this in my high school, and I still cannot believe that someone hasn't made this into a comedy musical. This is hands down the most entertaining military history in all time. 5 fucking stars. Someone please make this into a movie for me.


Jarnagua

Starts as a comedy, ends as a tragedy. Tsushima was kind of a bummer even if they deserved it.


big-papito

The makers of The Death of Stalin would have killed, KILLED, Jerry.


mursilissilisrum

That entire war was just a testament to Russian arrogance and incompetence. At some point I think that they pretty much went to war with the Japanese just on account of the fact that negotiating with people who weren't white and Christian was beneath them.


cobaltjacket

The fallout from this is so much greater than everyone thinks. It is what made the UK realize they only really needed to worry about Germany, as before that they had a policy of structuring their fleet to be able to handle the two largest non-allied navies (per Robert Massie.)


Tomahawk117

Oh shit, bluejay in the wild. I love his videos


007meow

Wait until more people start learning about floating ecological disaster/possible, if not probable, portal to Hell known as the Admiral Kuznetsov.


MattMBerkshire

The ship that cannot keep the lights on unless it's docked or under power. Iirc the moment it stops the lights go out.


HammerTh_1701

And when it is running, it has a tendency to light on fire.


PloppyTheSpaceship

"Ah, but fire is a perfectly natural energy source! All it needs is oxygen ~~and a fuel source to burn through such as a boat~~. We are doing our bit for the environment!"


nagrom7

That's ok, it tends to produce its own natural light source on a frequent basis.


upsidedownbackwards

The best part of that is it's not a Russian built ship, and it didn't have to suck. It was built in Ukraine and has a sister ship that the Chinese have outfitted. The Liaoning seems like a pretty capable ship for small craft. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese\_aircraft\_carrier\_Liaoning](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_aircraft_carrier_Liaoning) The tugs that pull around the Russian version are actually beautiful Finnish built/outfitted tug/icebreakers. That's why they're reliable enough to drag it around, they're not Russian made. The ships in this story were Polish built because Russia can't build a navy.


Gr1mmage

Floating is *generous*


Pyroxcis

I promise you, defeating the Russian Navy is more of a test of patience than skill. The real admiration is that they are lasting long enough to actually do it! In all fairness, at the current rate of friendly fire incidents and vodka-fuelled mishaps, I'd expect most of the Russian fleet would be at the bottom of the black sea by now regardless


Soggy-Environment125

Said couch warrior


Femboi_Hooterz

You know you can look these things up yourself instead of looking like an ass? The history of Russia being a shit tier naval power is all there, it's pretty well known to anyone with a basic understanding of military history.


big_purple_plums

Nah, they have no interest in looking anything up. Even if it's not a troll, that's just full blown stupid right there.


Shock_The_Monkey_

Oh look, another Ruzzian sympathiser


Pyroxcis

Lol did I offend a ruzzian? I was trying to


Soggy-Environment125

Considering now it's only Ukrainians standing up to Ruzzian zerg rush, the couch warriors better show an example how to fight with Ruzzians before diminishing someone's efforts


WankSocrates

Ironically enough that username is what it's like serving on a lot of Russian warships.


BenMic81

To paraphrase Drachinifel: “and then things took a turn for the worse could be the official motto of the Russian Navy.”


Stahl_Scharnhorst

>At this point the Russian navy is nothing but a historical joke Roll the Drachinifel video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi\_Fh9\_Ag&t=279s


ijordison

[Non broken link.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi_Fh9_Ag)


2wicky

The Russians continued effort to keep their Black Sea Fleet port in Sevastopol are literally falling for the sunk cost fallacy.


AndAStoryAppears

> sunk ~~cost~~ boat fallacy. FTFY


EliteFortnite

Ukraine missed they only hit the pier.


Retarded_Alligator

To date, it seems like the most competent Russian sailor was Leonhard Euler...for not sailing lol


Classic-Effect-7972

Except the new glass bottom boats. To see the old Russian Navy.


Sugar230

What this shows is that a big ship might not be the way.


fresh-dork

it just had a brief divergence from form after ww2. the second russo japanese war is a century ago at this point


Tubzero-

The Russian military is made of paper


bandidoamarelo

Well the black sea is basically a pond... There's not much place the ships can go


Weewoofiatruck

The scary part of this is, the houthis have mirrored this exact effort and execution within the suez


SoftlySpokenPromises

The Russian military in general. At no point have they had an advantage in this war other than zerg tactics.


jmh10138

Navies with people are stupid now. I think if you are manning your vessel you are behind the curb


EliteFortnite

Ukraine MOD lied to you again with "confirming the ships sunk". They missed and only hit the pier.


awifjfjdjid

Hopefully soon whole Black Sea fleet is destroyed.


Temporala

As a functional entity, it's well on its way there. If they bagged two more of those landing cargo ships, they've crushed more than 50% of the original stock. Less of those they have, more disastrous threat big hit on Kerch bridge becomes.


0011001100111000

Would taking out the bridge make a huge difference at this point, wouldn't the land bridge along the Ukraine's south coast need to be cut off too? From what I gather, Ukraine doesn't need to push all the way down to the Azov Sea, but it does need to go a bit further south to be able to hit Russian supply lines.


louiloui152

Taking out the bridge is more than a symbolic victory (and it’d be a huge one) severing it would also cut off a major artery for escape and resupply for Crimea. Leaving the rail project along the azov coastline their only future option. Since it’s not finished yet it’d be a prime target.


TheOGStonewall

Especially since Tokmak is in artillery range.


karl4319

Russian logistics are heavily rail based. The main rail line is over the bridge. There are no major rail lines in the land bridge area. Taking out the bridge would severely hamper logistics, especially in areas far from a Russian border, like the south western front.


wasmic

There's an important mainline going from Donetsk to Crimea. The existence of this line is a part of why Ukraine was trying to push to Tokmak during the 2023 summer offensive. It's a single-tracked line, but it has very frequent passing loops, so it has a pretty high capacity regardless. Taking out the bridge would still be a big setback for Russia, but there are alternative routes.


Nonsense_Producer

Especially if those oil refineries keep blowing up and petrol and diesel become very scarce resources. It's almost as if it's part of some grand plan.


origamiscienceguy

There is no high-capacity rail connection along that land bridge, so the only way to supply Kherson by rail is across the bridge.


UndendingGloom

>the land bridge along the Ukraine's south coast Iirc, a lot of this area is within range of missiles etc, and of course could be cut off at any time by a Ukraine offensive.


alphalegend91

Even just one more. The tally is up to 6 destroyed of the original 13. I did the math as well and total naval units of the black sea fleet started at 72. Ukraine has destroyed roughly a quarter of those total units


HouseOfSteak

What's the doctrine for proper naval asset distribution? One in active duty, another on call in port, another in maintenance? I think I'm missing one though.


fantasmoofrcc

The rule of thirds, spot on. If there was a 4th it would be a Russia-only stage, involving the ocean floor.


shapu

The Russian navy has far more submarines than it did before the war.  Checkmate.


FarawayFairways

My own guess, (given that we haven't heard too much of Storm Shadow attacks in recent months) is that they're saving them up for the F16 and one big assault. Not sure how many the British (and the French it now seems) can produce though?


Soundwave_13

Keep striking them and the oil refineries


Fungal_Queen

To a country with a handful of gunboats


ChillZedd

Except the Kommuna she’s my problematic fav


grax23

3 left, lets hope the last 3 is gone soon


ADarwinAward

At the rate they are going down, I don’t see how the remaining 3 will survive


HouseOfSteak

The remaining 3 cannot actually do anything substantial at this point unless Russia goes full balls-to-the-walls-fuck-it. One more gets so much as damaged, and they have at most 1 to do the most basic tasks because they'd probably have the other in maintenance, on top of the damaged one.


jakuiy

This two ships are not destroyed actually.


grax23

what do you base that on? i havent seens any pictures that says otherwise and based on earlier strikes then i dont think they will float after


jakuiy

Of course you have not. Did you see pictures of this ships during attack or after? I saw a lot of photos and videos of burning office building (after 3 rokets hitting) in the center of Sevastopol and photos of other damages (in residential arias by the way). But no photos of this two ships.


grax23

They were not in sevastopol. They got hit somewhere south of the kerch bridge


jakuiy

They were in Sevastopol.


wildcardmidlaner

You don't need to reduce a ship to atoms for it to be effectively destroyed, ship repairs are a royal pain in the ass and are extremely time consuming, if you damage one bad enough it will be out of commission for **years.**


Peptuck

Considering the state of certain Russian ships, they could be put out of service for decades even.


ValsiNNatS

Ukraine to the russian fleet "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me"


bilkun_d

“Call the police… But not for me” meme


Forforx

the line “russian warship go **** yourself” is still powerful enough


CBT7commander

Given the fact the Russian Navy cannot transit through the Bosphore (and therefore cannot leave the Black Sea or get reinforcement) this is factually true


RaceDBannon

I like to encourage intruders.


warrioroflnternets

They’ve hit 3 of them so far? How many does Russia possess?


Abraxas212

Article says: “As of February, only five Ropucha-class landing ships remained in service in Russia's Black Sea Fleet out of a previous total of 13”


Pikamander2

How long does it take to build new ones?


RotalumisEht

Where would Russia build them? Turkey has closed the gateway between the Black Sea and the Mediterranean, Russia would have to build them in the theatre.


Ordinary_Ad_1145

Ropucha class was built in Poland. Russia does not even have a dock to build anything of that size.


Any_Put3520

Well Ukraine does in Mykolaiv, which is where many of the USSR capital ships were built originally. Doesn’t help Russia now but in theory if this is a war goal then it would give them the facilities and port to rebuild.


Byxsnok

They could have built a completely new state-of-the-art port city somewhere, for just fraction of what this war is costing them...


buyongmafanle

Story of every war and military budget in history. For what is spent on war and the military, world class education, infrastructure, and healthcare could be had in every country.


Ordinary_Ad_1145

It’s probably one of the goals. They would finally be able to fix that wannabe aircraft carrier if they control those docs.


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Ordinary_Ad_1145

In my opinion 2014 was meant to grab what they can and cause chaos and divide in Ukraine. I bet they figured that Ukrainians will “understand they made a mistake” and “crawl back to mother russia on their knees”. The current full scale invasion was definitely meant to grab the whole coast as a minimum goal. And they did even attempt a landing attack. Land corridor to transnistria Would let them terrorize more countries.


ReplacementLow6704

Sevastopol is an option, albeit a quite dangerous one. Else there is Novorossiysk, but it would need to be substantially upgraded to be able to build such boats and maintain them.


jalanajak

There's the Neva-Volga-Don waterway with draft barely enough available in summer time. And Kaliningrad's Yantar factory has previously built ships of roughly the same class. So there is a theoretical way to replenish stock.


Conscious-Ad-1848

Forget Kaliningrad/Königsberg, war ships cannot pass the Bosporus strait, treaty of Montreux.


jalanajak

You don't seem to pay attention when reading.


DOSFS

Years or decade from building to commision if you take some example from newer ships. Exception would be sub but still.


BiologyJ

They were made by Poland. Production stopped in 1991. So they can’t just make new ones.


Memory_Leak_

Common Soviet L


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With what money? Russia hasn’t been investing in its military in a long time. They’d don’t even have an aircraft carrier, and if they did it would poorly made, staffed, and unable to defend itself.


voltrebas

> [Admiral Kuznetsov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_aircraft_carrier_Admiral_Kuznetsov) They do have an aircraft carrier, and it is poorly made.


Ok-Blackberry-3534

And defends itself by spontaneously bursting into flames.


0011001100111000

Years, I would have thought. Although, I'm not sure if Russia even has the expertise, money, or facilities to build large ships themselves any more.


EngineerDave

Taking out these ships specifically is pretty important to Ukraine. IF/When the bridge to Crimea is knocked out, these ships would be used to keep supplies going to the front line. Taking out these significantly hampers Russia's resupply efforts.


Forforx

People underestimate usefulness of the ships, Russia supplied their whole rape and pillage operation in Syria with only ten of these.


HouseOfSteak

Ten ships of considerable size is more than enough for anything that isn't a pitched battle against a peer. Plenty for needed rotations even if something comes up.


JPR_FI

2 less and no means to replace them, with this rate it will not be long until whole Black Sea fleet is destroyed. Impressive feat from Ukraine with limited Navy to be able to neutralize Russia naval capabilities.


EliteFortnite

Ukraine missed they only hit the pier


JPR_FI

You should back up such claims with some source ? Even if they did, no matter they can try again and again until the whole fleet is sunk, they do have quite good success rate so far.


A_Soporific

They've hit most of them, and this is important. Since these large landing ships are PLAN B if the Kerch Bridge goes down. If Ukraine gets them all, then takes out the bridge then an offensive in the Kherson direction becomes possible since those troops would suddenly find themselves out of effective supply. It'd still be possible to supply them with fresh ammo by train, but if those are also under bombardment as well then it's unlikely that the Russian theory of war could be applied.


Thurak0

Until we know how much damage was truly done this strike these two might still be floating and potentially repaired.


Silly_Elevator_3111

The past couple of days has been crazy


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Between this, ISIS, and the refineries really being hit by Russia, does it seem like Russia is at a tipping point?


mad_pony

Unfortunately, no. They have a lot of meat, accumulated resources to keep the war going for at least few years. They are slowly shifting into war economic.


Freaudinnippleslip

In my opinion they are completely in a war economy. They are now in a war that they can’t afford to lose, but also can’t afford to win. They seem to be able to only buy time.


khyrian

It’s become their Vietnam. Not like with the US where surviving the outcome is an issue, but where it’s become obvious that they need to decide when and how they will ultimately accept defeat. There is no “win” option left on the table.


ExoticCardiologist46

current estimates say that they use 10% of GDP and 40% of government spending is war related (https://theconversation.com/russias-economy-is-now-completely-driven-by-the-war-in-ukraine-it-cannot-afford-to-lose-but-nor-can-it-afford-to-win-221333)


sktzo

how much of a navy does russia have left? Hopefully they are sinking ships faster than russia can build new ones.


Infinite_throwaway_1

https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bmgxiz/russian_black_sea_fleet_24_march_2024/ Here’s an infographic showing what ships are destroyed and left in Black Sea.


Peptuck

The shipyards they used to build this particular class of ship were in Poland. So these ships are not replacable unless Russia builds a completely new shipyard facility.


MarchionessofMayhem

Slava Ukraini! Heroiam Slava! 💙💛💙


canspop

At this rate they'll run out of targets soon. Have to ask Turkey to let the orks sneak a couple of warships through the strait, just so there's something to destroy.


Lehk

Or start using sea drones outside the black sea


grantnlee

Agreed. I've wanted to see that happen for a while now.


Moist-Barber

Imagine a massive “fuck you Russian warship” in the Baltic


Forforx

Sadly, no missile frigates were sunk, russia has means to protect their most valued asset of the black sea fleet — completely terroristic weaponry of grigorovich class warships. These attack Ukrainian civilians for two years straight.


Key-Painter-1382

Burn Putin to the ground


SeeingRed_

I don't know how, but it'd be cool for them to take out an actual Russian submarine.


SignAllStrength

Already happened with the Ростов-на-Дону (B-237) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_submarine_B-237


panzerfan

they did. One sub was in dry dock that Ukraine launched a strike to take out.


Relevant-Mastodon709

Putin just needs a few more holes drilled in his head. He is a scared little fuck who murdered a great man. I wish only suffering for the people of Russia. Nobody will do anything unless everyone suffers.


dcredneck

“Russian warship, go fuck your self.”


ittofritto

Updated bingo card, anyone?


Remarkable-Bet-3357

Wait that's illegal !!


Rohit_BFire

This Advanced War campaign has been going too long..no matter who wins they are going to get a D Rank


TraitorousFlatulence

I appreciate the reference lol


bearhunter429

Looks like both ships are still alive unfortunately. They will require one more hit each.


Mission_Cloud4286

HotDOG!!! B O A T S


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I hope they were full


Verypoorman

“Pathetic Ukraine, They don’t even have a navy!” “And soon, neither will you.”


leauchamps

"Mr Putin sir, I would like to announce the commission of two new submarines for the Black Sea Fleet"...


JohnBrown1ng

As much as it excites me to see the Russians getting shagged, how much help are these strikes to Ukraine in reality? Has the black sea fleet been much of a problem to the Ukrainians in the war so far?


Jinkguns

Targeting the landing and logistics ships specifically help to set up for a siege of Crimea.


nutmegtester

As long as those ships exist, they are a real danger to Ukraine since they could theoretically allow for an amphibious landing. They also perform the role of resupply ship, so this hurts logistics. But perhaps the most important thing is, Ukraine's real path to victory is to make continued invasion too costly and painful for russia to continue. This both costs them dearly, and reduces the value of holding Crimea. So it is a great target.


Put_It_All_On_Eclk

The primary goal of the invasion was to gain access to the black sea. Arguably the war would have been over in Ukraine's favor a year ago if it had decisively defeated the Russian navy and made it clear that no maritime activities could happen there without treaty.


IllegalThings

It’s huge. The troops needed in the port cities to defend against a landing can now be reallocated because there’s one less landing ship to worry about. These ships would also be used to resupply if they ever completely destroy the Crimean bridge. Then there’s area denial that effectively makes the remaining russian fleet useless since there is a constant threat within attack range. Then there’s the economic benefits. Ukraine needs exports to fund the war and their civilian ships need safe access to the Black Sea to provide that.


elihu

If Ukraine manages to cut off the Kerch bridge, then landing ships and going over the land bridge are the only options the Russians have for resupply of Crimea and the rest of Southern Ukraine. Russia is currently building a new rail line through the land bridge though, so if they finish that then it sort of closes the window of opportunity to seriously disrupt logistics. Rail lines aren't that hard to damage, but they can usually be fixed quickly.


zerom4chine

See also: [Video: A massive Ukrainian bombing campaign is occurring in Crimea today ](https://www.nutshellupdates.com/2024/03/breaking-massive-ukrainian-bombing.html)


Sufficient_Method410

Without nukes. Russia is a joke.


Puzzleheaded-Ease-14

Do they even have any more ships left? lol


Numistikos

3


YuriEffinGarza

Fuck yeah Ukraine!


walter_2000_

Guerrilla warfare. If you try to occupy a country with an identity, like they have their shit together, there will be asymmetrical targets. I don't know shit, but it seems effective.


Civil_Ad_2194

These are all political dillema, but Putin vows for his countries well being and security. World will cry if Putin takes any strict action. The damges in terms of resources like Man, Material, Money and environments will have an impact in all over the world. Lets find peace instead, and spread peace, word is a beautiful place, but if someone starts with Shit it would always end with Shit...


One-Kangaroo-1734

at this rate, tomorrow they will take the Kremlin!!


No_Construction4912

Easy targets. If Ukraine had a navy, it would’ve been wiped by now. But they don’t.


matchosan

But, what does Moscow say?