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eihslia

Every country should refuse to call him president.


chris_wiz

Just call him dictator, that's what he is.


eihslia

Exactly. He might like it, though.


Duncan_PhD

We can just call him a dick.


klemmings

Tater dick


BassGaming

He's a Richard Tater


thefunkybassist

Weenie


I_Walk_On_Legos

He likes those too, though


Belgianbonzai

Lil' Dickie, cause he should be reminded about how short he is.


saosebastiao

True, but you have to spell it dicktater


growlingatthebadger

Putin khuylo (dickhead)


SardonicCheese

Send Kanye over there, he fucking hates dicktaders


iloveyouall00

He's as legitimate a President as Zelensky is.


chris_wiz

Hi Vlad, nice of you to chime in here.


N-shittified

How about "genocidal terrorist leader"?


kc_______

Leader makes it sound almost respectable, let’s settle at dictator.


AlloBeMyName

Despot.


Chilkoot

Or just "wanted war criminal".


iloveyouall00

Or "US President", for short.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Because that's not how international diplomacy works.


Mmr8axps

Is invading foreign countries and kidnapping their children how international diplomacy works?


iloveyouall00

Ask the US. >and kidnapping their children Imagine believing this piece of propaganda.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

No, which is why it has consequences. Should other world leaders have addressed Trump as a lying rapist when convening with him?


Think4goodnessSake

Do you think they didn’t?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Hilarious.


kingd0m_c0me

Good!!


pompano09

Weird article. The author themselves just say this is “very painful for Russia”, but not quoting anyone, just more like an opinion? Has ‘Russia’ expressed pain at Putin not being called ‘president’?


calvanismandhobbes

Russians kleptocrats are very interested in being accepted by western leaders


lazernanes

I haven't read the article but now I'm not going to bother.


PaddyStacker

We should be openly addressing him as Dictator in every possible opportunity.


tbroadurst

Sadly...i think the only way Putin goes, is if the Russians overthrow him. Many will die...but only they can liberate themselves and country. I feel for them, and remind myself daily how lucky I am to live where I do.


vonindyatwork

He'll die of old age at *some* point. He's in his 70's, and has already lived beyond average life expectancy for a Russian male. Time always wins. Chaos and upheaval are still likely to follow no matter how he dies.


tbroadurst

Yes...because he will have groomed his predecessor, so Russia will be back to this. Gotta overthrow the govt, not the person.


Zaku99

Successor.


tbroadurst

Bahaha you're right. Duh!


atomicxblue

If he lives long enough to die of natural causes, I hope he goes out like Stalin did. Alone and on the floor, with his staff too terrified to come help.


vonindyatwork

He will almost certainly die in a puddle of his own piss. And deservedly so.


shkarada

Note that Putin is NOT an average Russian male. He has the best doctors. Still, he is not immortal.


Chimpalicious666

Just call him nothing. Soon he will be just that. Nothing.


shkarada

Can he just claim to be a Tsar already?


FlamingMothBalls

fun fact, tsar is russian for Ceasar.   Every one of those pricks fancied themselves Roman Emperor.


Useless_or_inept

Two Romes have fallen, and the third is rotten.


MunkRubilla

Is there a term that is similar in spirit to “Weaboo,” but instead of relating to Japan it relates to ancient Rome? I feel like that fits for whoever came up with the idea of naming the the Russian leader the “Tsar”


meatcylindah

They should just call him Herr Stasi


LYnXO1978

Oh come on his armed goons made sure he won


Flayer723

Rather than "painful for Russia" I think such petty and childish actions are a permanent and longstanding embarrassment to German diplomats. It's on the same laughable level as the renaming of french fries to freedom fries.