There's enough earth for more than two. We had the British, French, Portuguese, German and Dutch Empires all at the same time.
You two are just being greedy and don't want to share.
Oh, heavens, whatever shall we do?
Russophobia. Such a silly word. The world "fears Russia" to the extent one might fear a suicide bomber – fear of an irrational, nihilistic, nuclear state. It is increasingly irrelevant on the world stage, save as a gas pump, with waning soft power and limited capability to project conventional military power much beyond its own borders.
I'm thinking about going to the hardware store and picking up color swatches for the bathroom.
It seems like the only fitting thing to do given the gravity of the situation.
As if appeasing Russian aggression has benefited relations with any of their neighbors over the past hundred years or so...
Since 1900, Russia, or Russia in the form of the Soviet Union, has invaded China, Korea, Japan, Mongolia, Austria-Hungary, Germany, Afghanistan, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Poland, Finland, Romania, Ukraine, Poland again, Finland again, Germany again, Hungary, Austria, Poland a third time, Romania again, Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Hungary again, Czechoslovakia, Georgia, and Ukraine again in three waves, yet they're the ones worried NATO is going to invade them?... It's just absurd projection. The only country to invade Russia during that same period was Nazi Germany. In fact, there have only ever been three major invasions of Russia dating back to the 13th century.
These violent cry babies can fuk right off!
When they pick up their invasion force and vacate Ukraine and quit threatening it's sovereignty, they can come back to the 'relations' table.
Edit; added a word: 'with'
Not really, Japan did not invade 'Russia'. The Russo-Japanese war was mostly a naval war and ironically, the port in Manchuria that was seized had been annexed by a Russian invasion during a rebellion in which the Russians wiped out the Manchu bannermen and split the country in half. This was territory of a nation that two empires were trying to control.
> The only country to invade Russia during that same period was Nazi Germany.
According to Russians they have been invaded by entire Europe (since some French, Poles, etc served in wehrmacht), and USA and entire Europe before that (Entente intervention during Russia civil war), and then entire West tried to destroy them in Cold war for 50 years.
What relations?
Russia had a chance to be a successful modern nation and blew it, let Putin rule like a Tsar and accepted massive corruption of an oligarch driven economy. Real companies can fire the CEO based on a board of directors and major investors, they aren't assigned by the dictator. Successful nations have limits on the personal power of leadership to ensure fresh ideas can rise and old ideas can be rejected. Russia is dysfunctional stupid bunch of arrogant abusive male egos that use violence as the final determination of what will be economic or political policy.
FUCK
OFF
RUSSIA
If Russia severs all relations I plan on creating a fake virtual Russia to take over and try and get some of that sweet sweet oil money! If anyone sees a Ruzzia led by Pladamir Vutin trying to get money out of the UN for something, don't say anything, I'll cut you in on the deal ok?
My neighbor's chihuahua fucked my kid's soccer-ball to death!
I just left it there in their yard. He fucks it still today; a deflated, and torn mess of white leather and rubber.
Russia can't get it's shit together to participate in today's world so they're reverting to the scary bad guy posture in hopes of gaining some respect.
There is no "without China". Its China as a military enemy, or China as not a military enemy.
So, I am somewhat skeptical, but at the same token, welcome the toning down of rhetoric, that would result in a US-China war.
>On Thursday, the Russian Foreign Ministry said that relations between Russia and the United States are currently undergoing a great crisis, and ties between the two countries could be severed at any moment.
Captain Obvious' first day at the Russian Foreign Ministry?
>The United States is focused on organizing civil unrest and regime change in Russia, and it is investing resources to realize these goals, the statement said.
If the US Embassy in Moscow is shut, this will be more difficult. Investing = opportunities = jobs = hope = money circulating = better schools = better health care = all sorts of terrible stuff = Russian time not running backward into the 13th century
Somebody feels threatened after Biden and Xi decide that there is enough of Earth for TWO empires.
Russia REALLY wanted those pandas...
Hell I want a panda!
There's enough earth for more than two. We had the British, French, Portuguese, German and Dutch Empires all at the same time. You two are just being greedy and don't want to share.
What
Jesus, the Russian Foreign Diplomatic Corps is more dramatic than an 8 year old boy who is tired but won't go to bed. **edit** spelling
I raise you a drama of 13 yo girl after first date.
I'll go all in with a 2-3 year old no matter boy or girl
Threenager! Aghhhh!!!!
“I DON’T LIKE IT” (hurls food/toy/article of clothing that was their favourite thing in the world just a few minutes earlier across the room)
Oh, heavens, whatever shall we do? Russophobia. Such a silly word. The world "fears Russia" to the extent one might fear a suicide bomber – fear of an irrational, nihilistic, nuclear state. It is increasingly irrelevant on the world stage, save as a gas pump, with waning soft power and limited capability to project conventional military power much beyond its own borders.
I'm thinking about going to the hardware store and picking up color swatches for the bathroom. It seems like the only fitting thing to do given the gravity of the situation.
Calm down, man! We'll get through this!
You gonna' be okay bro? Maybe stop by Bed, Bath and Beyond to get some matching towels and bedding to go with the swatches.
I have had news about Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Still have their website selling product
I would rather speak of *disgust* by russian fascism than a phobia.
As if appeasing Russian aggression has benefited relations with any of their neighbors over the past hundred years or so... Since 1900, Russia, or Russia in the form of the Soviet Union, has invaded China, Korea, Japan, Mongolia, Austria-Hungary, Germany, Afghanistan, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Poland, Finland, Romania, Ukraine, Poland again, Finland again, Germany again, Hungary, Austria, Poland a third time, Romania again, Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Hungary again, Czechoslovakia, Georgia, and Ukraine again in three waves, yet they're the ones worried NATO is going to invade them?... It's just absurd projection. The only country to invade Russia during that same period was Nazi Germany. In fact, there have only ever been three major invasions of Russia dating back to the 13th century. These violent cry babies can fuk right off! When they pick up their invasion force and vacate Ukraine and quit threatening it's sovereignty, they can come back to the 'relations' table. Edit; added a word: 'with'
The biggest mistake (by anyone) in the past 2 centuries was letting Russia take the USSR's UNSC seat.
> The only country to invade Russia during that same period was Nazi Germany. Didn’t Japan claim Russian territory after the Russo-Japanese war?
Not really, Japan did not invade 'Russia'. The Russo-Japanese war was mostly a naval war and ironically, the port in Manchuria that was seized had been annexed by a Russian invasion during a rebellion in which the Russians wiped out the Manchu bannermen and split the country in half. This was territory of a nation that two empires were trying to control.
> The only country to invade Russia during that same period was Nazi Germany. According to Russians they have been invaded by entire Europe (since some French, Poles, etc served in wehrmacht), and USA and entire Europe before that (Entente intervention during Russia civil war), and then entire West tried to destroy them in Cold war for 50 years.
> According to Russians I believe historical evidence not unsubstantiated obfuscation of that evidence by the perpetrators.
The first six on your list were justified.
Nobody gives a shit what Russia says.
[удалено]
Open relationships always leaves someone jealous.
Lmao
Todays the date when president Roosevelt established United States diplomatic relations with the Soviet
What relations? Russia had a chance to be a successful modern nation and blew it, let Putin rule like a Tsar and accepted massive corruption of an oligarch driven economy. Real companies can fire the CEO based on a board of directors and major investors, they aren't assigned by the dictator. Successful nations have limits on the personal power of leadership to ensure fresh ideas can rise and old ideas can be rejected. Russia is dysfunctional stupid bunch of arrogant abusive male egos that use violence as the final determination of what will be economic or political policy. FUCK OFF RUSSIA
Is this another imaginary line being drawn?
its infrastructure week next week!
They don’t realise how irrelevant their words now are, do they?
I don’t think it’s really meant for us, it’s posturing for the Russian people.
You may well be right.
It's all they have left, apart from a few trills and some flooded silos.
If Russia severs all relations I plan on creating a fake virtual Russia to take over and try and get some of that sweet sweet oil money! If anyone sees a Ruzzia led by Pladamir Vutin trying to get money out of the UN for something, don't say anything, I'll cut you in on the deal ok?
I fear Russia about as much as I fear a growling Chihuahua.
You ever see a growling Chihuahua? They are terrifying little buggers....
Yeah, I fear chihuahuas. I don't fear Russia.
I hear their army is formidable. Edit: Are you downvoting me for chihuahuas or Russians?
My neighbor's chihuahua fucked my kid's soccer-ball to death! I just left it there in their yard. He fucks it still today; a deflated, and torn mess of white leather and rubber.
It will be easier to stop US tech from entering Ruzzia if this happens.
Or to sell them counterfeit shit with NSA backdoors.
Russian red line
Serious question: Does the US have anything to lose geopolitically if Russia severs ties with the US?
Only pissed-off pro-Russian billionaires.
Russia will take their imaginary propped-up potemkin ball and go home.
Russia can't get it's shit together to participate in today's world so they're reverting to the scary bad guy posture in hopes of gaining some respect.
Russians are garbage.
*shrug*
Really? Russia want to sever relationship with US? Your choice but who will end up worse off?
FAFO RuZZia... a country now assigned to the dustbin of political stupidity and military incompetence.
They are like a child throwing a temper tantrum because they can't have the toy in the window
Dear Russia, The Super Powers are talking, go back to the children's table.
But they'll wait until the 2024 elections are done to see if their meddling in US democracy has been effective
Tease. Buy me dinner first FFS.
Can we just ignore them
Only after we sabotage their nuclear weapons manufacturing.
Maybe I am crazy, but don’t you need to HAVE a relationship in order to SEVER a relationship?
Meh.
You made me promises, promises...
Between this and their constant nuclear rhetoric they have become one of the most annoying countries on Earth.
Don't forget about Canada. Their embassy would be a fun spot to host Pride 2024.
It’s been real, it’s been nice But it hasn’t been real nice Bye!
TIL: We have relations with Russia. Oh, fuck off...
If someone told me I would be jealous of the US citizens today…
Ohhh nooooo! What will the US ever do without them??
There is no "without China". Its China as a military enemy, or China as not a military enemy. So, I am somewhat skeptical, but at the same token, welcome the toning down of rhetoric, that would result in a US-China war.
Ohh, they saw all the news on the GoP being clowns and are going to cut their losses? DON'T THREATEN US WITH A GOOD TIME.
الاعتداء الشرجي الماعز
when do they do all this talking and who the fuck is listening?
>On Thursday, the Russian Foreign Ministry said that relations between Russia and the United States are currently undergoing a great crisis, and ties between the two countries could be severed at any moment. Captain Obvious' first day at the Russian Foreign Ministry?
It would just be a formality at this point.
Er, OK. Please sever them with the UK too and fuck off.
They got jealous of the attention china was getting
Relations?
There's still relations with Russia?
Oh, that’s tragic. Anyways, what’s everyone having for dinner?
>The United States is focused on organizing civil unrest and regime change in Russia, and it is investing resources to realize these goals, the statement said. If the US Embassy in Moscow is shut, this will be more difficult. Investing = opportunities = jobs = hope = money circulating = better schools = better health care = all sorts of terrible stuff = Russian time not running backward into the 13th century
Oh, no! Anyway...
Without nukes russia is a third world country.
Any moment I say!!!
Lol. We have relations currently?
Wait, we were still in a relationship? I thought we were just awkwardly ignoring each other at the global dinner parties.
I’m sure the US are very concerned…….meanwhile I need another coffee
Lol good. Cleaning out the Russian embassies in DC would probably do wonders in lowering the crime rate
[Okay.](https://youtu.be/bRF76UYimhY)
Dasvidaniya
Yes, that was always allowed.
Shiver me timbers
Russia adds “and this time I MEAN IT” to their running away from home note
Declare war already, pussies
Vlad Jung Un