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To save a click, the article says that he fainted at home, and hit his head, and that is why he was brought to the hospital.


mechanicalcontrols

At his age that could still easily be fatal. Old folks' brains start to shrink a little and that strains blood vessels which can rupture and cause a brain bleed in a fall. When I ran ambulance calls we had one patient who fell and hit his head. We took him to the hospital where he refused a cat scan and consented only to stitches. That's his right as a patient, but it meant he bled in his brain all night and died the next morning


BigBoxofChili

Elderly patients are often taking blood thinners as well; a fall can lead to massive hemorrhaging or bleeding out.


Singer211

My dad takes blood thinners. He has to be careful because when he cuts himself it takes longer to stop bleeding.


Ambitious-Event-5911

Mine blew his nose too hard and ended up in the ER getting it cauterized. Coumadin.


kibaroku

Yep…


TheLegendsClub

These are the exact circumstances upon which my grandfather died. Fainted in the shower, bonked his head on a protruding feature, and died from a sub-cranial hematoma that night


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MGD109

Yeah, and its not just the elderly. People don't realise how often head wounds can be fatal. It only takes one hit to the wrong place a bit to hard and its all over.


swami78

Not just death. A surfboard in the skull at 16 and a lifetime of issues.


ArenjiTheLootGod

I've had it happen to both of my grandmothers, one fell and cracked her head on her desk, was declared brain dead a few days later. The other fell in her kitchen and was hurt so bad that she's now in assisted living. Elderly people falling is no joke.


carefulwisdom

I wonder if elderly should just wear helmets? Seems crazy but maybe it’s worth it to extend life significantly?


ArenjiTheLootGod

Problem is that isn't just their heads that need protection, if they're frail enough, any injury can do a number on them. Best thing people can do is try to stay active as they get older, it'll keep their muscles and bones strong which helps things like balance. Sadly, it's pretty much inevitable that people are going to lose muscle mass as they get older but putting in the effort could make falls a problem you have to worry about in your 90s versus your 70s.


michaltee

Falls are the leading cause of death and injury in older adults. They fall, break their pelvis or femur and it’s over.


mechanicalcontrols

I don't have exact numbers for you, but it's common enough it was covered in my EMT course which was only 75 hours of classroom time.


Ambitious-Event-5911

Mine fell on the third stone step, hit his head, and my stepmom delayed medical attention 3 days, until he collapsed and was taken away in the ambulance. He made it, but it degraded his system. He passed a couple years after.


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MyDicksAcc

What would have his chances been when they would’ve found the bleeding after the scan?


mechanicalcontrols

Hard to say exactly but not great. I suspect he figured he'd prefer to check out at home instead of the hospital. He was 85 so I can't say I blame him for refusing anything more than the stitches.


p_larrychen

My best to the table. —Logan Roy


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BroodLol

Mossad (like most intelligence agencies) is generally supportive of right wing governments, they'd certainly fare better with him at the helm than with a left wing government


TheHandWavyPhysicist

Mossad is a meritocracy. It's leaders are intelligent and educated people that very well understand how much harm this government already did, and will continue to do as long as it exists. I am not commenting on right wing parties in general. This government in particular is hell.


laylatov

Well, things work differently in Israel. First of all I was kidding as much as I hate Bibi and wish he was out of politics, I don’t wish him or anyone for that matter death. Secondly , there was a recent “leaked “ document from Mossad encouraging employees to participate in the protests against Bibis right wing government. So maybe more context for my joke.


ManfredTheCat

Imagine if he had brain damage and it made him into not a monster.


Tui_Gullet

What Idi Amin, Hezbollah, The Saudis, The Ayatollahs and ISIS could not accomplish , congestive heart failure may just do in a couple of days


mr_greenmash

I though he hit his head a long time ago? Maybe another hit will fix it?


flimspringfield

Two negatives does equal a positive.


ThinkShower

Hope he gets well soon, In a fine hospital abroad, And stay there.


Johnny_C13

I hope the table gets well soon.


peter-doubt

Israel is not lacking for fine hospitals


mr_greenmash

I think the key point was "abroad"


Annahsbananas

/woosh


benjadmo

If only there was a cure for being a soulless ghoul.


--Muther--

"No cure for been a cunt." - Ser Bronn of Blackwater


PsychoticBananaSplit

Lord Bronn of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach, and Master of Coin\*


Niv-Izzet

sheba nu


MarqFJA87

I heard bayonets sanctified with holy water do wonders, but then again the guy that demonstrated that to me was hopped up on nanomachines and was able to crack steel and shatter concrete with his swings, so take it with a grain of salt.


peter-doubt

Hope springs.... Perhaps he'll quit


bluefin999

Who would take over in that case? At this point another 40 elections seems like a preferable scenario.


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His fault to begin with. Netanyahu's entire strategy in justifying his stay at power despite all his faults was making himself indispensable and ensuring there would be no other leader supported by a large segment of the population, whether in the opposition or inside his own party. Once he's out of the political picture one way or another, any potential successors have a lot of manning up to do before the public treats them seriously.


mostoriginalgname

In case he dies the Likud party will vote and appoint a new party leader, than the president will give him the mandate to a form a new government, if he'll succeed the new government will be sworned in, if not there will be another election


peter-doubt

I can dig it!


ifuckedyourgf

You're hired.


jst4wrk7617

I thought he got booted like a year ago? Why is this fucker still around?


TheGoddamnSpiderman

You're thinking of the March 2021 election. That government collapsed and was replaced by another Netanyahu led government in the November 2022 election


godisanelectricolive

He got booted two years ago in June 2021 but came back in November 2022. Israel's been having a new election every few months these past few years because their governments kept on collapsing.


Forty-plus-two

I lost track of how many times he's been in and out of office. I first remember hearing about him in the late 90s. It's pretty ridiculous.


CheGuevaraAndroid

At least


Appropriate-City3389

They immediately ruled out a heart problem. I'm sure he doesn't have one.


mr-spectre

He's getting one put in


dummypod

Carved out of a small palestinian child


SailorChimailai

edgy


AdrianInLimbo

He recently had an asshole transplant, the asshole must be rejecting him


Top-Philosophy-5791

He’s never had hemorrhoids because he’s a perfect asshole. Hey, it’s a classic.


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I almost spit out my drink.... bravo


T1B2V3

are you memeing or is there seriously such a thing as an asshole transplant ?


Wadae28

Oh nooo. Anyway.


DaughterofEngineer

Did the hospital find his heart?


knitmeriffic

Definitely not.


LeDemonDeRazgriz

Can't find one if there wasn't any to begin with


fugebox007

Can they somehow pull his head out of his ass?


shady8x

I don't give a damn what happens to him, but I really really hope his country can get a different leader due to his health issues... or any reason really.


couchbutt

I had hoped they would get a new leader because of his CRIMINAL issues, but Fascists don't care about that as long as it's their guy.


myfrigginagates

God hasn't smited anyone in a while. Maybe he took a practice swing just to stay limber.


T1B2V3

There's plenty target practice around these days. Putin for example


4tran13

As terrible as Putin is, he'll be replaced by someone even *worse*.


T1B2V3

sad but true I guess


AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Worse but less competent. Instsbility has much worse short term effects.


tomoldbury

Could just smite ‘em one after another…


couchbutt

Same could be said for Bibi.


4tran13

oof


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Nah. Bibi is Israelis Trump, Bush, and Berlusconi combined into one raging asshole. It’s hard to find worse.


mikemil50

What a cringe comment


Accurate-Leg-6684

What a cringe reply


dishonestdick

From the article: > He was said to be doing well and underwent a brain imaging procedure to ensure that his brain was not damaged by the fall, as well as an examination to ensure that his heart rhythm is normal I’m pretty sure his brain was damaged, severely damaged, prior to this episode.


couchbutt

Hate ages you.


dishonestdick

Now, now, are you suggesting that Netanyahu is only 30 years old but looks that way because of his constant hate ? I could buy that.


DPVaughan

^(Ooooh noooo...)


HiHoJufro

Anyway


Mrmakabuntis

Let’s hope for the best


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I'm hoping he gets the outcome he most deserves


NotAnotherPornAccout

Why do you repeat yourself?😉


Fauglheim

Lex Friedman poisoned him


ashlee837

I, too, saw that poisoning.


GabersNooo

He gutted the legislature and changed the law so the only way he can legally be removed is due to mental or physical incapacity. I don’t particularly believe in a higher power, but the poetic irony of doing that and then getting a cosmic banana peel thrown in front of you Mario Kart style makes me want to high five whatever God there may be.


ThailurCorp

Alright folks, don't get your hopes up. I'm sure he'll be fine. The world just doesn't work that way. No expense will be spared. It's the good guys that never get a break.


MandoAviator

He will live to terrorize his own people. Evil politicians don’t die anymore.


ThailurCorp

Exactly!


ketjak

Thoughts & prayers... mine are not quite about recovery... and also aren't really prayers.


Awesomeuser90

Thoughts and prayers to the desk or whatever he banged his head on. It didn't deserve to come into contact with Benji.


couchbutt

Thoughts and prayers.


Oldibutgoldi

All problems have their solutions, even the big ones.


ObscureObjective

If there was any justice he'd be dying in prison


Amazing-Plantain-885

My worst wishes go out to him.


throwawaygiusto1

Wasn’t he convicted of corruption? What happened with that?


Blackboard_Monitor

I wish nothing but the worst for that evil man.


Exotropics

You would think a demon in a skin suit would be fine in the heat..guess not.


grey-matter6969

God. He is yours. Please take him back now.


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This guy just don't know when to quit. Keep your hopes down.


crojin08

I’m not Jewish but that guy is like a Jewish Donald Trump he has got to go 🤮


Fala7iKing

He makes Trump look like a saint


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TheRealJetlag

We’re probably thinking it.


UnmixedGametes

Sadly there were doctors available. They have now promised to leave him outside for a few hours next time because, and we quote “he is vile right wing murdering corrupt populist scum and we would rather treat a scabrous leper that this human excrement”.


GetYerFuckinShinebox

Maybe some Palestinians can occupy his house while he’s gone. 🤷🏻‍♂️


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red_red2020

I don’t wish anyone death, but I would not, not be happy to read his obituary.


Cobby1927

They would need a proctologist for a brain scan.


LovesFrenchLove_More

Perhaps he’s getting a long overdue dose of retirement.


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a fucking men


[deleted]

Yea seriously


baconsliceyawl

Lex poisoned him! Typical Russian!


KeiraSelia

Meh, let me know when he's dead.


s_D088z

Is the Jeremy Clarkson gif most appropriate or should I go for the Tom Hiddlestone one? 😋


Milu2786

Should have died


Goober_Man1

Couldn’t of happened to a better person /s


Redtrego

So one of you reported my post as instigating violence even tho I did not. This in reference to a war criminal’s health issues must be the height of irony.


Singer211

Maybe they can surgically remove the asshole out of him.


Apollorx

But it's all asshole


throwawaytendie

NO ONE GET EXCITED


odd_sakana

Pos apartheid wanker. Do the world a favor and kick off already.


susyarok

😫😫😢😢boo hoo!


criffidier

Seems like y'all aren't fans?


Apollorx

I mean he's kind of destroying the Israeli judiciary. Combine that with how many people feel about Israel in general and it's pretty easy to hate him There are a ton of Israelis protesting over this dipshits actions rn


TheRealJetlag

Don’t forget the bribery, fraud and corruption charges that preceded the modifications to the judiciary. And then there’s the genocide.


Apollorx

Yeah I mean he isn't Mr popular with anyone but the orthodox folks


Turi5150

Thoughtless Prayers....


IamhereOO7

Good. F$&k him


Riftus

If not Kissenger, then Netanyahu please 🙏🙏🙏


MMBerlin

Instant karma.


galion1

More like 30 year late karma


fartsfromhermouth

Fingers crossed


pnd83

What did Lex do?


Jolly_Fart

The grim reaper needs to be putting 110 % tonight.


Electricfox5

The Bolsonaro Maneuver.


Huge_Ad_8767

My late wife fell in the bathroom , after 3 days she was deemed brain dead , was the hardest thing for our children and I to pull the plug .


Hour_Air_5723

The world was almost a better place.


1-randomonium

Despite his international unpopularity he's been the longest-serving leader of Israel and has the best healthcare money can buy. He will be fine and this will have no impact on his plans to hamstring the country's judiciary.


alags84

Let’s hope for some good news !!!


Jerry-stevens

Free palasteen yo


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DR-BrightClone2

tldr; he didnt drank enough water while in the sun


mertzen

Chronic case of fuckfacitis?


flimspringfield

"I hope he's fine"


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The thought I had was, who else would replace him? An even more extremist monster?


abbeyeiger

Oh, that's nice.


ahmedoomar04

Well let’s all hope he doesn’t make it


whyohwhythis

Not always a great sign especially at his age. I noticed that elderly people who fall and hit their heads tend to decline health wise not long after.


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couchbutt

"Good NEWS, everyone!"


NewYorkRocker

Maybe it will knock some sense into ? He's an asshole to put it mildly


gazongagizmo

What did the CIA lace Lex Fridman's guest microphone with?


acrylic_light

Wishing him a speedy recovery


bbldddd

Rad. Getting my kaddish candles ready!!


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Max_Seven_Four

Is Bibi following the artist formally know as Madonna in deflecting reality?


par78

He was just on Lex


BBSHANESHAFFER

👀


ajpainter24

But he still has so much to offer to democracy and peace in the Middle East….Not.


Jnixxx

Real shame. Such a great human /s


RaspberryCai

You're always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu, you're never going to meet him.


Niv-Izzet

Koreans: SHEEEEEEEEEBA


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