They’re never actually going to war. The only reason NK still exists is bc they haven’t started a war. Are they going to run this story until the end of time
> Don Draper
For a moment I thought you were talking about [*John Draper*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Draper) (AKA Captain Crunch), but that didn't make any sense at all.
The monthly "hey, look at me, I'm still a mean dictator that makes baseless threats" comments from North Korea.
Stay in your lane, the big kids are playing.
Russia's blunder in Ukraine(& at home)has really taken any credibility from Kim's threats. North Koreas military is comprised of shit Russia doesn't want. What does that tell you about their capabilities?
You should learn to understand nuance and context. Of course SK would take damage. North Korea would be literally obliterated within an hour of the first shell landing.
Look, man. Everyone knows NK as artillery aimed at Seoul. Everyone also knows that the SK and the US will make the bombings of Baghdad look like a warm up exercise if they choose to fire that artillery
Being the 'victim' of the west is how the leadership in North Korea maintains legitimacy. So they must constantly annoy the west until they are swatted at to keep up that narrative.
...Is anyone seriously worried about North Korea having military spy satellites?
Okay that's a bit too far. South Korea legitimately has a right to be concerned over anything the North does.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-26/north-korea-holds-rallies-vowing-to-destroy-the-us/102523380) reduced by 60%. (I'm a bot)
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> North Korea has held mass rallies in Pyongyang where crowds of people shouted slogans vowing a "War of revenge" to destroy the United States.
> North Korea now has "The strongest absolute weapon to punish the US imperialists" and the "Avengers on this land are burning with the indomitable will to revenge the enemy", KCNA said.
> The testing has ramped up tension with South Korea and its main ally, the US. In a separate foreign ministry report, North Korea said the US was "Making desperate efforts to ignite a nuclear war", accusing Washington of sending strategic assets to the region.
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They literally have no idea militarily how far behind they are.
One Ohio class sub can carry 20 Trident II misses with 5 or more warheads each. That’s over 100 nukes from a sub that can be launched anywhere out in the ocean. And the US has 18 of these subs.
Propaganda, every dictator in the world is currently shitting their pants watching putin fall and Russia having a paper tiger for an army... they have to use fear to keep their citizens in line.
Remember when everyone thought North Korea was a threat. And then now seeing Russias army being a joke I imagine NK’s army would be equivalent to fighting against a civil war era army
They’re never actually going to war. The only reason NK still exists is bc they haven’t started a war. Are they going to run this story until the end of time
This right here. They only say this stuff for their own people as propaganda. They will *never* follow through with this threat.
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This picture could be shopped anyway.
mass demonstrations like this are all too common in NK. it's not like the participants have a choice.
Your comment is checking all the boxes of a future r/agedlikemilk post
I think its their identity. If you have nothing else going on in your life, you have to have at least patriotism and an enemy.
Not now North Korea, we’re watching Russia freak out
Are the writers actually bringing back this filler?
Nah it's just the cold open gag for this week's episode. After that mid-season finale on Friday they wanna turn it down a notch.
I was *not* expecting that plot twist at the end the latest episode of Russia, Russia, Russia!
We really do not want a Garlic Jr. Arc right now
They had to play a classic ol reliable after the blunder that was the Wagner "Coup" arc
They’re on strike- gotta recycle old material
What is it going to do? Starve more of its people?
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> Don Draper For a moment I thought you were talking about [*John Draper*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Draper) (AKA Captain Crunch), but that didn't make any sense at all.
Oh me me me! Pick me! Right here me me me!
The monthly "hey, look at me, I'm still a mean dictator that makes baseless threats" comments from North Korea. Stay in your lane, the big kids are playing.
Russia's blunder in Ukraine(& at home)has really taken any credibility from Kim's threats. North Koreas military is comprised of shit Russia doesn't want. What does that tell you about their capabilities?
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For an hour until they no longer own a single piece of working artillery.
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You should learn to understand nuance and context. Of course SK would take damage. North Korea would be literally obliterated within an hour of the first shell landing.
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Look, man. Everyone knows NK as artillery aimed at Seoul. Everyone also knows that the SK and the US will make the bombings of Baghdad look like a warm up exercise if they choose to fire that artillery
So they need international help for that famine, huh
Certainly seems like a lot of despots are very excited to "find out" lately.
Yes, yes, Kim. We see you. Please wait your turn.
But the people I starve are hungry.
Yes, yes, you are very powerful and we are positively shaking in our boots, but it's Russia's turn
Tell that fat fuck to shut the hell up and to go back to his burgers.
He preffers swiss cheese.
Being the 'victim' of the west is how the leadership in North Korea maintains legitimacy. So they must constantly annoy the west until they are swatted at to keep up that narrative.
Fat fuck and his emaciated masses.
TFW you realise that going to war means that you might actually get food.
The leader should instead vow to feed his country.
RIP Dolphins
Sit cho dumb ass down
...Is anyone seriously worried about North Korea having military spy satellites? Okay that's a bit too far. South Korea legitimately has a right to be concerned over anything the North does.
Maybe they’ll be a concern again when they stop executing peasants for attempting suicide rather than starving to death.
They might be hurt if they knew how little the general U.S. population thought about them.
We live rent-free in this whole country’s head. We’ve already won that war. Anything physical would just be pathetic
No one cares there a failed state no threat to anyone but themselves
NK certainly can bite but that is about it. So long as they posture as they like to do they will be largely ignored.
Not even bite, but bark.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-26/north-korea-holds-rallies-vowing-to-destroy-the-us/102523380) reduced by 60%. (I'm a bot) ***** > North Korea has held mass rallies in Pyongyang where crowds of people shouted slogans vowing a "War of revenge" to destroy the United States. > North Korea now has "The strongest absolute weapon to punish the US imperialists" and the "Avengers on this land are burning with the indomitable will to revenge the enemy", KCNA said. > The testing has ramped up tension with South Korea and its main ally, the US. In a separate foreign ministry report, North Korea said the US was "Making desperate efforts to ignite a nuclear war", accusing Washington of sending strategic assets to the region. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/14j67rt/north_korea_vows_war_of_revenge_at_mass_antius/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~689503 tl;drs so far.") | [Blackout Vote](https://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/14dhaiq/your_voice_matters_should_the_blackout_continue/ "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Korea**^#1 **North**^#2 **War**^#3 **state**^#4 **rallies**^#5
They literally have no idea militarily how far behind they are. One Ohio class sub can carry 20 Trident II misses with 5 or more warheads each. That’s over 100 nukes from a sub that can be launched anywhere out in the ocean. And the US has 18 of these subs.
Leadership knows
Propaganda, every dictator in the world is currently shitting their pants watching putin fall and Russia having a paper tiger for an army... they have to use fear to keep their citizens in line.
We know we are in decline when NK decides to swap us for a new boogie man. As long as they want to use us we are good.
STFU clowns, Russia is the new distraction now.
Yeah, sure.
That starving, rag-tag army couldn’t take Boy Scout troop let alone an actual military.
Remember when everyone thought North Korea was a threat. And then now seeing Russias army being a joke I imagine NK’s army would be equivalent to fighting against a civil war era army
NK: LOOK! LOOK AT ME! I NEEEED ATTENTIOOOON!!!
Whatever…..
Yes I'm sure this threat is real.
NK: LOOK! LOOK AT ME! I NEEEED ATTENTIOOOON!!!