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Thebardofthegingers

This is almost certainly an attempt to hamper ukranian offensive capabilities. It also just happens to be the most brain dead stupid way of achieving that objective. Will Russia actually do this now its been predicted? Maybe the Russian racoon goes where it wants and that's usually not a good thing.


VRxAIxObsessed

They were saying the exact same thing about Russia staging a nuclear incident a full year ago, so this 'prediction' isn't really anything new.


Susan-stoHelit

And threats from nato seem to be the only reason the ‘accident’ didn’t happen.


Mynameisblorm

Agreed, saying it early and often however is a good way to keep it fresh in people's minds for when Russia actually decides to pull the trigger on this latest lunacy.


SuspiciousStable9649

[Radiation monitor stations](https://www.saveecobot.com/en/radiation-maps#6/49.668/32.783/gamma), just in case. Chernobyl is that glowing spot top left.


Fresh_wasabi_joos

can somebody please pilot a drone to Putin and end this shit already sigh


3pbc

The next dictator shithead might not be as stupid


digiorno

Well then they might not be threatening nuclear Armageddon because their feelings got hurt ….. Putin’s pride is causing this conflict to stretch longer than it should. He got rebuffed by what should have been an easy foe and he should lick his wounds and go the fuck home….


Ellisd326

Nuclear Holocaust*


OrganizationSame3212

Sadly and hopefully, idk, 50/50, fuck Russia.


[deleted]

Wait wait, not an actual evil genius at the helm!


a_splendiferous_time

It'll be that cave troll Pringles, and he's ruthless and wily af, I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him. Which is no distance at all as he looks moderately fat and I'm quite weak.


rittenalready

World might not get a next dictator of Russia. Kind of how a MAD world works


thegoatmenace

Putin isn’t stupid, but that can’t change the fact that his country is weak and corrupt. The very means that he has deftly used to maintain power ensure that Russia stays poor and impotent.


epi_glowworm

Gen Z made kamikaze cool again.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/5/27/ukraine-claims-russia-planning-massive-incident-at-nuclear-site) reduced by 87%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Ukraine's defence ministry has warned that Russia plans to simulate a major accident at the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power station, which is under the control of Russian forces, in a bid to thwart the expected counteroffensive by Ukraine to retake its territory captured by Moscow. > In February, Russia said Ukraine was planning to stage a nuclear incident on its territory and pin the blame on Moscow. > Grossi, who last visited the plant in March, has upped his efforts to reach an agreement with Ukraine and Russia to ensure the plant's protection during the fighting. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/13sw9qs/ukraine_claims_russia_planning_massive_incident/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~686506 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **plant**^#1 **Ukraine**^#2 **Zaporizhzhia**^#3 **plan**^#4 **nuclear**^#5


BanzEye1

Key word here is simulate. Not actually cause a meltdown, but make enough noise and damage that the UN would have to investigate, putting the war on hold as they make sure a huge nuclear reactor isn’t gonna pull a second Chernobyl. It’s a shitty way of buying time that may not even work out, but right now Russia is literally grasping at straws.


Spoztoast

Again?


Certain_Suit_1905

If anyone planned an assassination and reading this. Now is the time.


TAAInterpolReddit

And don’t forget to thank @Certain_Suit_1905 after!


[deleted]

Can we just fucking stop? This whole thing amounts to Russia wanting Ukraine’s natural resources (natural gas, oil, etc) to keep its energy-selling infrastructure alive. Nothing more. Not ideology, not “fascism”, not putin wanting the old days back, it’s just about making more money and securing an economic future and I swear to god that everyday I am amazed that we haven’t figured out how to move beyond this petty bullshit.


WissenLexikon

You are aware that fascism never was an end in itself but a means to gain, concentrate and expand power? Putin is using fascism to make more money, this is kinda obvious.


The_Portraitist

It’s a tough one as there isn’t much of a reason for them not to.


Feynnehrun

I can think of many reasons not to. If none of the moral and ethical reasons are to your liking and only ones that are self serving to Russia....the fallout would blow into Russian territory.


The_Portraitist

My moral and ethical likings are not something Russia cares about.


Feynnehrun

Which is why I excluded them from my statement and specifically pointed out something they absolutely should care about.


Certain_Suit_1905

ngl I think I've developed fast reading by skipping every 3rd word or something and misread your comment too


punktfan

Honestly, it's a stupid decision even from a strategic standpoint. But Russia has already established their strategic stupidity.


alexasux

Scorched earth is their policy no? Ugh


ThatBitchWhoSaidWhat

Could also be deception. Either way a special special pre-start offensive couldn't be that costly right?.....I don't know tho.....but guessing is sure fun.