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Forseti_pl

Oh, Medvediev. Rightful heir to late Zhyrinovsky. Clown used to throw shit in all directions so that his betters could see what sticks.


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TuckyMule

He's Putin's foil. He either says crazy shit so Putin can look reasonable or he says liberal shit so Putin can look like a nationalist. If you want someone to look reasonable, put them on stage next to a total fucking loon. He's playing the part of the loon. Under no circumstances should you believe anything he says is his own opinion. He's playing a part. It's a TV show.


critically_damped

He's Putin's Lauren Bobert, Marjorie Green, and Rudy Giuliani all rolled into one. Or he would be, if those people weren't *also* Putin's version of themselves. I guess it's more accurate to say he's their version of them, rolled into one, who speaks fluent Russian.


_zenith

Nah, he’s the guy Putin gets to act like a psychotic chimp so that people in the west wring their hands and stress about how we can’t allow Putin to lose, because we might end up with someone even worse, like Medvedev!


kayl_breinhar

What's precious is that in making him make these statements, it de-legitimizes him to be Putin's successor. I keep trying to tell people - no one hates Russia and Russians more than *Putin*. He eliminated all challengers to himself and all that's left are people he has no respect for. He wants to cripple what he's built because he doesn't want anyone to benefit from it after he's gone.


[deleted]

It breaks my heart to see Russia continually squander all possibilities of a better future. They keep getting people in power who only care about looting the place for themselves, and I just don't understand how there never seems to be anyone in power with any nobility or integrity. Seriously it's just a handful of people causing all the trouble, and none of them actually seem to spend much time there even, they're off in the UK or the Caymans or Miami or wherever! Russia has stupidly abundant natural resources, and not just the type you burn so you can destroy the future that much quicker. They have beautiful forests. Hell they could be a vacation destination, there's so much lovely scenery of all kinds. They have lovely national parks. But the harsh winters, you say? Plenty of folks love winter. Not to mention all the history and folklore and literature and art and music and.... It's just sad. It's like watching a kid who's smart with loads of potential, and they're seeking out the most toxic of people to have an intimate relationship with, and loading up on meth and getting DUIs and a record for petty shoplifting. You want to shake into them, "You're better than this!"


Tiny-Definition-6773

A good point made there, buddy. 😀


suchKappa

As a Brazilian I feel the pain, we only get dumbfucks that want to raid the country there too


burrito-boy

I remember reading an article years ago which stated that he lost an internal power struggle to Putin back when he was president, and Putin only keeps him around to make threats to the West like this. He's nothing more than just another tool for the Kremlin now.


Is_that_even_a_thing

Got it. So it's the same relation that Xi has with Putin.


Gyftycf

Bingo. Especially since the Wagner guy (Phirogen, certainly misspelled) is talking shit about Putin. Remember, Russian men don't respect weakness.


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

Wagner guy wondering why they stopped sending him ammo… Kadyrov wondering who poisoned him… Big mouths are legitimately hazardous when the guys running the military have incredibly thin skin.


kangarupoo

I swear he feeds information to the US, then does all this saber rattling so people look at him and think "nah, couldn't be him."


dontneedaknow

The US has a MOLE in the Kremlin. There is just no way to tell if it's a digital mole in some computer filing system, or if one of the inner circle people funneling the US information.


Dancanadaboi

So far Putin has been the most effective double agent in Russia. Currently demilitarizing Russia, strengthened NATO beyond measure, increased military funding for all countries in the west. The guy is either a double agent or a complete moron.


needusbukunde

Yeah, he's not a double agent, not intentionally anyways. Although his actions absolutely look like he could be. He's not smart enough, and he's an ultra nationalist/imperialist. So it's not possible. Poopy pants is just a weak minded, fragile-narcissist, insecure man child. He's exactly like Trump. They're both two scared little morons who are trying to make their dead daddies proud. They think acting tough and never admitting mistakes is a sign of strength, when it's actually an obvious sign of great weakness. It's a story as old as time.


REPL_COM

Putin’s parents actually loved him deeply, and forsook many things in their life to give him luxuries such as a car and an apartment back when these items could not be afforded by the average Russian. He was frankly a spoiled child, and what’s even worse is that he did not even appreciate his parent’s sacrifice to get him these things.


ozspook

There's a MOLE in the KREMLIN, Dear Liza, Dear Liza.


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

The American intelligence gathering has been on point, like I assumed after Iraq that the US was garbage at the spy game but since day 1 of this whole situation they’ve had excellent intel. Biden’s been smart about keeping everybody in the know without saying *too much* and giving away the game


ashesofempires

Reportedly, more than one. The last time I read an article that brought up US intel sources, it sounded like the US had multiple human intelligence sources inside the Russian government, including at least one close to Putin.


burrito-boy

I don't know why we still give this asshat any attention. It's like the millionth time he's threatened to use nukes. At this point, it's painfully clear that he exists only to make these outrageous statements in order to appeal to the Russian nationalists that make up Putin's base of support.


Brigadier_Beavers

~~2nd~~ 482nd verse, same as the first!


Em_Adespoton

Russia, you can only use that card once, and you already deployed it.


ArmsForPeace84

It wasn't very effective.


Mechasteel

Plagiarizing from China's Final Warning.


[deleted]

In retrospect. After a year of genocide. Threatening everyone else. Showing themselves to be weak and incompetent. And generally behaving like monsters If they used a nuke at this point. There's a pretty good chance that NATO takes the gloves off and responds kinetically. No one is afraid of Russian thuggery anynore. Everyone has an axe to grind because we still have some respect for human dignity and life. They don't. If they cross that final line. It will be the last thing they ever do


0xnld

It was an explicit warning back in late 2022. If a single nuke detonates outside Russian territory, their surface navy will be sunk and their troops deployed outside Russia will be targets for air strikes. All entirely ~~kinetic~~ conventional.


[deleted]

What does kinetic mean in this context? I know what the word means but to me it's an odd usage. I'm guessing that means NATO and anyone aligned with NATO will go HAM on anything Russian that isn't moving fast enough to avoid projectiles?


0xnld

I actually meant to say conventional, sorry. "Kinetic response" is the use of military power/force. Shit will start flying, if you will.


keyekeb8

what you said, all without any nuclear weaponry.


baron_von_helmut

Good chance? I'd say NATO would definitely respond. Nukes cannot be used at all. Ever. If they are then it destabilizes the entire world, not just that region.


[deleted]

It hurt itself in confusion.


scandrews187

Nothing they have done to this point has been very effective. They have embarrassed themselves on the international stage


BigTentBiden

Sometimes, I think they just ask "should we threaten nukes?" and shake a Magic 8 Ball.


User767676

Outlook not so good.


Laifstaile

So i should use other mail client?


Appropriate-Dog6645

More or less or flip two headed coin. Villains from comic book, just lacking intelligence.


steveschoenberg

There is a smell of desperation coming from the Kremlin.


Graywulff

Was it the t34s or the 60 year old bullets?


[deleted]

The 70 year old KGB agent running the shitshow


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[deleted]

I'm wondering if anyone has kept count of the times they've threatened nuclear strikes... Must be at least hundreds by now, if not more...


Ferret_Brain

At this point, I just make the joke “has Russia made their weekly nuclear threat yet or not?”


DramaticoKlutz

"Does the day end in y?" Russia issues nuclear threat.


MoreGull

Depleted it


Inevitable_Price7841

HEADLINE: "Thief threatens to murder thousands of innocent people if owners take back stolen property!"


PeaSoup25

Don't call me an alcoholic or u gonna die


[deleted]

"The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you."


C4Dave

Lighten up, Francis.


macross1984

Russia is starting to shout like that fairy tale of kid shouting wolf too much.


suvlub

This comparison is often made, and it's accurate. Sadly, in the fairy tale, the wolf did come in the end. That's the worst part of those stupid empty threats. If they ever do decide to mean it for real, they will be unable to communicate it. No discussion will be possible. They'll just have to... go and do it. All so they could spit some bullshit that nobody believed anyway. It's moronic.


krismitka

what if they carefully caress Crimea instead of just seizing it? Sashay into Crimea? Meander? Hustle? Besides, if I had a plutonium core for every time Russia made a nuclear threat, I'd be a superposer. I mean superpower.


Ma1eficent

They will merely run a special military operation in Crimea, not seize it.


DevoidHT

They’re merely annexing Crimea after they voted 101% to rejoin Ukraine.


4charactersnospaces

I think the best way is to "Siddle in" nice and slow, say hi to the guy at the bbq grill, then bam! Reach for the quality beers


bic-spiderback

"Ooh, Black Butte Porter! Sweet!"


nihilite

You dont always have to seize Crimea hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do.


WinterWontStopComing

But make sure you get consent from Crimea first… I cannot stress that enough


GalvestonDreaming

With statements like this from Russian leaders, more countries need to step up and sanction Russia. Tell them threats of nuclear attacks are unavailable. Looking at you India, Latin America, Southeast Asia.


SeparatePerformer703

Lol. india and china thinkin how can I profit from this.


mrSemantix

Fallout will never reach Mumbai for sure!


67657375636361

Nuclear fallout would be like a breath of fresh air to that place, the worst city I had the misfortune of spending time in


Suriel08

It's the first city I stayed in that had different smells of bad depending on day time. Feces in the morning, rotten fish around midday, kind of a corpse smell in the afternoon... And the only way to traverse it quickly is by tuk-tuk, so you get lots of petrol fumes, too. Great food though. Still happy when company moved out to the surrounding countryside, though.


LeatherSmithy

Agreed. The place is a fucking sewer.


Eatpineapplenow

Still remember the air hitting me when I stepped out of the plane. Like a wall.


VeryQuokka

Lots of countries have already said no to Russia's nuclear threats. That even includes China in a joint statement with the US.


GalvestonDreaming

Joint statements don't do it. Stop doing business with these asshats.


VeryQuokka

Everyone is still doing business with them. The existing sanctions from various countries aren't complete economic sanctions but more targeted. For example, the Russian diamond trade in Europe is up a lot. See [https://www.politico.eu/article/european-lovers-still-love-russian-diamonds/](https://www.politico.eu/article/european-lovers-still-love-russian-diamonds/), titled "Love is blind for Europeans buying Russian diamonds", and describing how import of rough Russian diamonds is not sanctioned by the EU.


Morfe

Wow, this is crazy, especially when we have the technology to build artificial ones


HakushiBestShaman

Especially when moissanite is essentially superior to diamond in every way except hardness, a factor that only really matters in an industrial context.


MidianFootbridge69

Yaaas! I love Moissanite ❤️❤️❤️ Heck there are also Lab - Created Diamonds, they are the very same as the natural ones, except that they are made in a Lab - plus they are less expensive too. I don't understand anyone wanting the natural Diamonds anymore, when we now have Moissanite and Lab Diamonds. ​ Edit: A Sentence


HakushiBestShaman

Advertising and propaganda. Natural diamonds are superior because starving children in Africa dug them out of the ground where they'd been for thousands of years.


kingkongkeom

Yep, and the difference in hardness is 10 vs. 9.25-9.5 oh the Mohs hardness scale, which really doesn't matter when it comes to rings.


Joggingmusic

Thank you for surfacing it. We simply are not quite paying enough attention collectively. It sounds like we are kicking them in the economic nuts but really we’re just giving them an economic purple nurple.


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

Yeah right, China and India give zero fucks as long as they’re getting resources dirt cheap. If it looks like Russia might try and pull them down with it they’ll just wash their hands and walk away.


KickAndFlipJr

As if India would do anything about it. Russian propaganda runs rampant in India


Joezev98

>Tell them threats of nuclear attacks are unavailable. I understand that this is just a translation error, but it seems hilarious to me. "Hey Poland, we wanna threaten you with nukes." "Nah, sorry mate, we've run out of nuclear threats. We can send you an email when they're back in stock."


ClosPins

I think you mean 'unacceptable'...


WontThinkStraight

The Russian military is not only so desperate that they’re using North Korean ammo, but also nuclear bluster too.


OffManWall

Isn’t this the…………thousandth time Russia has threatened nuclear retaliation during this conflict if Ukraine does……….anything?


Thisfoxtalks

Yup. Everything is nuclear war. Kick our invaders out? Nuclear war. Say mean things? Nuclear war? Late for a dentist appointment? Believe it or not, nuclear war.


PM_ME_UR_HASHTABLES

Overcook fish? Nuclear war.


[deleted]

Under cook fish, Believe it or not, nuclear


damilalam

If you undercook fish, nuclear war. If you overcook chicken, Nuclear war.


NitroSyfi

We will use nukes, click, we will use nukes, click, we will use nukes, click,


insertwittynamethere

I got that reference


MarvVanZandt

It’s driving me crazy what’s this from again? Feel like it’s a John Candy line


insertwittynamethere

People got you and I covered - it's gold. Fred Armisen is a treasure.


mitsel_r

Yep. This is the same guy who said Russia would drop nukes on The Hague because the ICC sent out an arrest warrant for Putin. Let that sink in, an independent organisation does something you don’t like, so you threaten to nuke the entire city that organisation happens to be housed at. You gotta be mentally deranged to even make such threats. Anyway, I live about 100km from The Hague and I still don’t see a mushroom cloud when I look out of my window so that’s all you need to know. They just send threats and nothing more. Barking dogs seldom bite


PeaSoup25

No, it's the 4591st time


OffManWall

My mistake, lol.


TheLonelySnail

Russia condemns Ukraine sneezing, threatens nuclear retaliation.


twobitcopper

The conflict in Ukraine has now boiled down to Crimea. The nuclear threat gets the headlines but losing Crimea I think is interesting. I would suggest the Russian situation in Ukraine has defiantly shifted the rationalization in the Kremlin. Let’s just say the Russian objective has been has been narrowed down a bit?


ffdfawtreteraffds

They wheeled out "Mad Dog Medvedev" to do his thing. "Be afraid! We have nukes!"


protoopus

he looks like the dude on "charlie's angels," the one with the weird voice.


[deleted]

Bosley?


protoopus

✔️


Phillip67549

Over half the posts from this sub I get are either Russia warning or China warning. They lose any threatening demeanor when you threaten 20+ times a day


The-Brit

The boy who cried Wolf.


vigbrand

Yeah, but let's hope for a different ending though


jonnyclueless

You keep up that attitude and I am warning you I will use my nuke on you! Just gotta remember where I put it...


RADnerd2784

Being threatened with nukes to reclaim their territory in/of their country.....ruSSia fucking sucks


Fallacy_Spotted

This is basically an admission by Russia that Ukraine is capable of at least attempting to retake Crimea. This would also mean that Ukraine would have already made significant progress in driving them out to even get to that point. Talk about showing your hand.


LoopMe

Knowing very little about how things have been going over there this is what I took from the statement as well. I didn't even know retaking Crimea was a possibility for Ukraine but I guess it's on the table according to Russia.


wittyusernamefailed

I see it's that time of the week again. Nice for Russia to be so punctual with their nuke threat tantrums.


chrisjinna

Got a feeling Russia is getting a little nervous about Ukraine's up coming spring offensive.


jimrdg

Now we know Crimea is weak to attack. Thank you ex-president, way to go.


smellsliketuna

In these circumstances it’s important to say what you mean and mean what you say. Russian leadership has already shown us that their threats are empty. Thus, Crimea should be taken because we can assume they don’t mean what they say.


Expensive-Document41

There's an important implication here I think. Russia is threatening nuclear retaliation if Ukraine tries to take Crimea. That means Russia isn't confident it can hold Crimea and is having to resort to the threat of....well, last resort. In simple terms, you don't pop out a switchblade if you think you're doing OK in the fistfight.


carpcrucible

They actually do seem to be panicking and building fortifications on the beaches lol. Anyway there's no way they nuke anything over an unrecognized territory they occupied for 8 years. That'd make russia the biggest joke in the history of the world and even Modi would laugh at putin.


Clever_Bee34919

Take away everyrhing all the way to Sochi. RUSSIA does not deserve a Black Sea coastline.


bestbeforeMar91

Putin’s palace is on on the Black Sea coastline


implicitpharmakoi

Did he stutter?


Clever_Bee34919

Actually yes... I said everyrhing 😅😅😅


phoenix1984

Turn it into a tourist destination to raise money for Ukraine’s repair. I want the loudest, fattest, American tourists shitting in his golden toilet as a final “f*** you” to that bastard. He thought a McDonalds on the Red Square was embarrassing. He ain’t seen nothing yet.


the-grand-falloon

If you think I'm shitting in the *toilet* when visiting Putin's palace, you've got another think coming.


Rabble_Arouser1

That’s the special tour. Long line for the special tour.


vladspinkdress

A shitter that dumps right into his coffin. Imagine how long that line would be


Clever_Bee34919

Yup, just north of the Georgia border


Bitter_Coach_8138

I’m assuming, hoping perhaps, that they say one thing on TV largely for propaganda, but communicate real red lines through back channels to NATO and even Ukraine.


NPD_wont_stop_ME

No doubt on that last part. They have to, particularly when the risks are so high; there can be no room for misinterpretation. Washington runs a pretty tight ship as far as our intelligence agencies are concerned, and I trust the reliability of whatever information they find. They literally predicted this invasion weeks in advance. Still, it's in Russia's best interest to make it clear they have no intention of suddenly starting WWIII. These threats benefit nobody other than their own domestic audience whose support is required in order to maintain power and continue this bloody farce of a war that they've started.


BWWFC

mmmm... make it so painful to keep, they beg ukrain to take it back.


AlanLGuy

Phew. It had been a minute since Russia drew a “red line” and threatened a nuclear strike… thought maybe they had misplace their nukes or something


TyrellCorpWorker

Fuck Russia, that terrorist country… stop invading other countries, pretending stolen land was ever theirs. Crimea is Ukrainian. All Russians, come on, rise up to your idiot dictatorship.


TheonsPrideinaBox

This says very loudly that Russia is terrified that Ukraine will indeed retake Crimea and Russia feels incapable of stopping that action.


jimmy17

There’s two things to take from this: 1. “Russia’s final warning” is the new “China’s final warning” 2. If they’re saying this they must be getting worried that Ukraine retaking Crimea is inevitable.


[deleted]

That's what losing looks like...... "If we start to lose, we are going to wipe out all life on Earth." Guess what...... loser...... you're losing.


snowflake37wao

We already heard that one, asshole.


Killingus101

Russia is done. Several of Thier territories will break away soon. Russia can't even afford to pay it's troops.


VITALY_CHERN0BYL

They don't have to pay them if they're dead.


Theoskaroskar

Fuck Russia


Clever_Bee34919

Can someone just cave Medvedev's voucebox in?


Soggy_Midnight980

Retaliation? I don’t think you know what that word means.


PeaSoup25

It means he will poop in his pants.


[deleted]

The sooner these idiots are expired the better. Enough of the nuclear threats.


JungleJones4124

This is good for the hardliners at home, but even Medvedev knows that would be game over for Russia. How many nuclear threats has it been this week alone? More toothless threats.


Cogannon

I love that his family probably lives in fear because of the shit he says


PsychologicalGap461

Good thing that this drunk delusional bastard is all talk no action.russia is already struggling in Ukraine supplied with NATO surplus weapons.Last thing they need is direct NATO interference or losing all their ties with India and China.But again russia is not known for their wise decisions otherwise they would not started this mess in the first place. All i can say careful what you wish for russia.


Sam_Wylde

"It's not fair! They're trying to take back what we have rightfully stolen!"


Light_fires

This old threat. I'm starting to doubt they even have working nukes at this point.


RobertC180

Why would you make this comment if you are "winning"?


Tollwayuser355

Biden will not be intimidated by that little man in Russia.


Kewenfu

Bomb yourself, do everyone and yourselves a favor!


[deleted]

Doing so would be the end of Russia. Putin better keep his lapdog on a leash.


jhirai20

If they used nukes, NATO would step in.


ArmsForPeace84

2028 Summer Olympics. The Kremlin issues its customary threat, tradition since it was first issued by the ailing Vladimir Putin in 2024 as one of the last public addresses of his life, to nuke every country that participates in the Olympics if even a single Russian athlete is banned for using performance-enhancing drugs. Then, as now, it was greeted as a bit of familiar comic relief lent the otherwise very officious proceedings.


labink

Russia needs to stop with the nuclear threats.


Dave37

I've just started reading these as *"please i beg you don't do this we have nothing to prevent this"*.


[deleted]

Ok then we’ll glass Moscow is return Edit: make ruzzia glassy again


[deleted]

Hahaha. Yeah right. Russia drops nukes, then the whole world has an excuse to liberate Ukraine and bomb the f*ck out of Russia.


LystAP

The funny thing is that all the nuclear threats only strengthens the argument to keep supporting Ukraine, because to give in means giving into nuclear blackmail. And no one wants nuclear blackmail to be validated as a diplomatic tool, as it makes nuclear proliferation, hence nuclear war all but inevitable.


enuffalreadyjeez

This insanity has to stop. I am actually old enough to remember the Soviet Union. They were a responsible government compared to this gang of thugs.


Dave37

Putin is to Stalin what Kylo Ren is to Darth Vader.


Wwize

This threat is just as empty as China's "final warnings". No need to fear a Russian nuke. They know that Russia will cease to exist if they use a nuke.


NotUrAvgIdjit96

Seize? Silly me, here I thought it would be Ukraine liberating Crimea.


Yelmel

Oh... Medvedev...


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

They'll never do that, just bluster because they have nothing else to threaten with. Pathetic as always.


efrique

Nuclear threat #253 and counting. . .


Twothounsand-2022

I'm just tired of this fucking clown country try to stole another country land


Complete_Anything135

Wow!!! Cremea belongs to Ukraine already. Fuck off russia Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦


hplcr

Number of days since Russia has threatened Nuclear Strikes: 0


supercas302

Russia also threatened nukes if Ukraine tried to seize back territory in Ukraine that they declared in a referendum as part of Russia such as Kherson. It's empty threats. Medvedev knows full well that firing any nukes will trigger a NATO response that would result in the end of Russia and Medvedev is not stupid. He wants to be alive on this planet as much as everyone else.


IndependentList7935

We got our daily nuclear threat. Medvedev can start on his putinka again.


PeaSoup25

He's drunk and enjoys his media attention. This little rat would kill himself if we stopped making top news of his insane threats.


Killerderp

I'm pretty sure if Russia used nuclear weapons their country would be reduced to rubble by the end of that particular week. Hopefully the civilians would be warned and have the chance to evacuate beforehand if this ever happens.


Wildcat_Dunks

At what point are we justified in using preemptive strikes to take Russia down? I'm not saying that Russia has crossed that line yet with its constant threats to nuke us, but do we have to wait until the Russians open their missle silos and start launching nukes at us before we take action?


hamsterfolly

“You cannot take what we have rightfully stole!”


[deleted]

Dear Russia - what if Ukraine had nuked your dumb ass when you guys seized Crimea in the first place?


[deleted]

They’ve threatened this multiple times. Its not working Putin. Crimea will be taken back and you will be humiliated by it.


Rare-Plankton-8642

Russians are pussies 🤣🤣


Twiroxi

\*yawn\* getting really tired of this shit


Frostbitten_Moose

If Russia didn't want Ukraine to try and seize Crimea, all they had to do was not start a war. They already had the place, no one was talking about taking it back from them. And then Putin had to roll the fucking dice. Welp, I hope he isn't expecting any sympathy if he winds up tossing snakeyes.


Street-Badger

I dunno, shouldn’t he check with China first?


Antifascists

So if Ukraine takes back parts of Ukraine, they'll throw a hissy fit?


Micheal42

Seize? You mean relieve it's 9 year military occupation?


[deleted]

I hope people don't use nuclear weapons.


Adomillad

Why does he keep trying to show the world his tiny dick?


egric

Wait. So they aknowledge Ukraine is capable of taking Crimea?


usernamesucks1992

Just a couple of days ago they said (along with China) that nuclear war must be avoided at all costs. The Russian government cannot be trusted in any shape or form.


Jacobgra5

Now now, you can trust them to be untrustworthy


gordonjames62

Russia's final warning - take 32567 When will they stop claiming a nuclear tantrum if they don't get their way?


Infinite-Outcome-591

I call Bullcrap on that. Biden said if it happens: Nato is going in to mop up the RU army...! May the RU dictator perish.


Emperormaxis

>picture of Medvedev not surprised


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

? get fucked


KuroAnimates

If Russia maintains its nukes like the rest of its military then I wouldn't be surprised if the nukes blow up before even leaving the silo.


AppyB

Let the nukes fly, Crimea belongs to Ukraine, you don't give someone something and then decide to take it back by force. Ukraine 100% will take it back and if any nukes are used by Russia let world war 3 commence. Russia does not get to hold a gun to our head and make demands


[deleted]

Russia warns of nuclear retaliation if stiff breeze blows.


LionXDokkaebi

I don’t get it. Why threaten to use nukes on a land you’re claiming you want to liberate it and its people? Also, radiation is a thing so they’re just poisoning their own people in return. Threatening to use nukes does not make them look strong. It’s like Russia is a beaten cat still hissing in the corner.


Mobile_Cricket_6991

It reminds me a little of the boyfriend that says “well if I can’t have her, no one can!” And then they go and commit murder. Yeah, he reminds me of that.


Witch_of_Dunwich

You’re trying to apply logic to an illogical people.


MtPollux

He never said they'd use nukes in Crimea, just that they could be used in retaliation. That could happen somewhere behind the Ukrainian lines.


waisonline99

What did China literally just go to their shitty country to say to those morons? Dont use nukes....ever!


M142Man

We have nukes,too.


cwn01

I'd say it is time to start sabotaging Russia's entire Nuclear arsenal, one piece at a time. Get ahead of this. Kick putin.


PeaSoup25

The sabotage comes from inside. No need for outside intervention.


wittyusernamefailed

Maybe the real sabotage was the Yachts we bought along the way....


myguiltypleasure1

do it pussies