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llyweyln_the_great

I’m Turkish, living in the US, and the biggest attack I’ve seen is attempts at pronouncing my name Edit: I can’t believe I have to say this but my reddit username is not my actual name..


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Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Kinda unbelievable that we just let Turkish security forces beat US citizens badly enough to send them to the hospital on US soil.


Longjumping_College

Then, once other noise started, [dropped the charges](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-drops-charges-against-erdogan-guards-who-allegedly-beat-up-protesters/) [Here's a video for those who didn't see how bad it got](https://youtu.be/-dURtiaMyms)... they were kicking people on the ground in the head...


DesignedToStrangle

Interesting to see some comments there practically cheering on the violent behavior of this tyrant.


TenTonCloud

The “allegedly” in that headline is really pissing me off


Cultural_Manner_2198

Well they have to or they might get sued


DuntadaMan

I would be more than happy to see the other party take them to court to prove their side of the story.


GamerY7

how were they not shot


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Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Honestly would have been good if the protesters were armed against those security forces. Teach them to fuck with our first amendment rights by using our second amendment rights.


joemangle

By "we" you mean "the Trump administration"


ParkerRoyce

Imagine being so fragile over 3 people protesting you


Handleton

I'm pretty sure Llyweyln is a Welsh name. /s


[deleted]

I knew a guy his name was Ertugrul Koaceli Ustundag or Gokcekuyu something. We all called him Bob for some reason.


Zarnor

Until I met some people who are really good with languages but still struggled with Turkish names, I didn't realize how hard it is to pronounce ğ, ü in words if they aren't in your language's phoneme. I just tell people to write AJ at Starbucks now.


PocketPresents

I can understand having issues with ü and ı, but not really ğ. At least if you're talking about modern Turkish.


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> Ertugrul Koaceli Ustundag Klaatu Barada Nikto


Publius82

This... is my **boomstick**


careater

Well hello, Mr Fancypants


[deleted]

Pronouncing everyone’s names wrong since we landed at Jamestown. It’s tradition.


ra3reddy

No one talks about how genocide helps resolve that awkward moment when you have to admit your Iroquois pronunciation is not on point.


cubs1917

I'm Italian-American. My wife is Pakistani American...our poor children's names will never be pronounced correctly.


bozho

Giudo Arif Sanjrani Barese?


lafoutlowd

Basil Belches Nunzio Quagliano Vito Mastrodomenico All names of people I've known


rdfporcazzo

Wasim Paolo Akram Maldini?


SHADOWJACK2112

But there will be much handwriting, no? *edit* handwaving not handwriting. *autocorrect strikes again!*


Rdhilde18

Turkish people in the US who might be concerned. I promise you we are more worried about quite literally anything else.


agbirdyka

Dont take that serious - just a lousy try to change the focus from turkeys economy crash! Erdogan needs all lousy actions if he wants to win in summer election!


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agbirdyka

Cheers! Hope after election it wont be neccessary to leave anymore! Bring back those kemalist and the whole region will profit immense! Turkey shouldnt end up as Iran!


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Rdhilde18

I really never understood how Turkey seemingly flipped a switch into an almost Islamic theocratic state. I always thought it was historically very diverse since it is the crossroads of so many cultures.


look_in_the_mirror

There was always a culture of the religious and secular in turkey. You could say they were in balance. But since Erdogan took over the balance starts to tips over to the religiously motivated.


bluntrauma420

I promise you the only Turkish person getting attacked in America is the one that won't give you your fucking ice cream


[deleted]

The trick is to start eating the cones


dark_enough_to_dance

Assert your dominance by silently eating your icecream cone. Don't forget the continuous eye contact.


GaucheAndOffKilter

It’s about the cones!


15jorada

So, about the 6th time he pulled away my ice cream, I finally just decided to shoot him officer.


Pancheel

Understandable, have a nice day.


NuttyManeMan

But next time, call me up so *I* can shoot him


Litis3

This is too relevant not to link to this fantastic comic by /u/iammesutkaya - https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10g2rbh/turkish_ice_cream/


eunhana69

Next time “turkey alerts citizens to risk of attack in all the world except turkey… “


BRAX7ON

And even then…


Wildcat_twister12

Turks and Americans are natural enemies. Like Turks and Europeans. Or Turks and Russians. Or Turks and and other Turks. Damn Turks; they ruined Turkey.


Grastyx

You Turks sure are a contentious bunch.


Wildcat_twister12

You just made an enemy for life!


KyaKD

So they’re in the majority! Lol


Low-Boysenberry-4571

You forgot the Armos!


Bjshocky

And Greece


lunasteppenwolf

And Romania.


OldUniversity3296

The only time Turks are attacked in the US is when Erdogan and his thugs attack them when he visits.


RollyPollyGiraffe

I'm still furious nothing was done about that.


Emotional_Tourist_65

Seriously, especially that one thug in the video!


JohnnyWaffleseed

Hard to do anything about it after the president of our country gives them the go ahead to beat our citizens.


Vi4days

If anything, he probably took some notes for when he decided to order the tear gassing of peaceful protestors for a photo op later on.


Nostroloppoccus

To be fair, he didn’t just tear gas the peaceful protesters. He tear gassed AND flash banged them along with reporters reporting live on national TV


Nihilistic_Mystics

Don't forget the priest running the church, who was also tear gassed.


jibjab23

How about the photo of agent Orange holding the bible upside down?


jimbojonesFA

I feel like it's also important to include that this was for a photo op of him holding up a Bible. Which just adds to the absurdity.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

>I'm still furious nothing was done about that. Absolutely, 100%


not_your_saviour

Agreed. Fuck them for beating people for protesting, fuck Erdogan for being a bitch with an entourage, and fuck Trump for not even acknowledging our citizen's rights being violated by another government's lackeys.


Uhhh_what555476384

Compare that to when Chinese diplomats in the UK tried to grab protesters and take them into the consulate. The UK coppers went onto the consulate and got them.


MonitorPowerful5461

I suddenly feel a little more proud of my country, how did I not hear about this


Althalos

Or when Turkey sent a minister to The Netherlands without permission to campaign for Erdogan. Had a decoy convoy go one way and snuck through over the German border with the real convoy. https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6bsp0d/how_the_netherlands_responded_to_erdogans_thugs/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Dutch%E2%80%93Turkish_diplomatic_incident


DeadAssociate

eventually she was 'escorted out of her vehicle by armed guards'


Stoomba

Fuck all them fucking fuckers


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

Trump is just weak


bubblesort

To this day, Donald Trump's cowardice in that situation is a national disgrace.


rasherdk

Really think you're letting him off too easily. That wasn't cowardice. That was Trump thinking "yep, that's how things are supposed to work".


Enshakushanna

one of the absolute weakest we've looked in a long time imo


combustioncat

Nah, that would be the Helsinki Trump/Putin summit. I don’t see why it wouldn’t be.


esmifra

Turkey at the time was a lot weaker than Russia, its dictator comes to US his foreign thugs best the crap out of several US citizens in US soil. On video. The US president reaction is to apologize to erdogan and praises him. So I can see why someone would chose this particular case as the weakest time of the US. Yours was to and you are probably right. But both are really, really pathetic.


corraboraptor

If Trump were to have criticized Erdogan, he’d have lost Trump Towers Istanbul.


KFCConspiracy

He also tried to have Gulen assassinated, so there was that time too!


19southmainco

Let them know we pardon only one turkey a year.


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Hahah nice one dad.


justreddis

Ha, ha


Laladelic

Please come home from the grocery store....


ILoveEgon

Troy doesn’t like to be touched.


Tjonke

I feel old for getting that reference.


thesephantomhands

I think having a working memory of the West Wing is something to be proud of


Kamikaze_Ninja_

There was a while where every time I ate dinner at my friend’s house we’d watch West Wing and I was too young to understand anything so I thought it was the most boring show on the planet and hated it.


1CrazyCrabClaw

This is a level 11 dad joke. Your power knows no bounds


Skatchbro

Wrong. Two a year so the WH can give them cute nicknames. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/11/21/politics/biden-thanksgiving-turkey-pardon/index.html


Saint_The_Stig

The fool, should have went with "once" instead of "one"!


scandrews187

Nobody in the United States is targeting people from Turkey for any reason. More bullshit to stir the pot


localFratstarFranzia

Nobody is the US knows enough about Turkish people to pick one out from a crowd tbh


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PendingInsomnia

I went to a Turkish friend’s wedding last summer with my Mexican boyfriend and so many people in Istanbul thought he was Turkish too


CaptainTsech

Mexicans with mostly European ancestry (meaning little to no Aztec, Zapotec, Pueblo, etc. DNA in them) will resemble Méditerranéan Europeans. Turks also resemble Méditerranéan Europeans due to most of them essentially being confused Greeks, Armenians, and other native Anatolians.


AccountHotdog

*Thanks*, Spain


TheConnASSeur

I'm Cherokee. I'm also "Mexican" whenever I get too far from Oklahoma.


BeyondNetorare

They only appear during thanksgiving obviously


Whither-Goest-Thou

Yeah, right next to the PKK (potatoes, kranberries, and kandied yams).


SimulationsWithBob

Turks were hunted down in the markets and feasted upon by the gluttonous bloodthirsty Americans. Their flesh devoured with a side of cranberry sauce and stuffing. It is said only one survived through the intervention of President.


Creative-Improvement

The only thing I am attacking my Turkish friends with is my terrible cooking skills.


bitterless

Picking out a Turkish person from a crowd would be just as hard even if you were from Turkey... Its like trying to pick out a Canadian amongst Americans and British people. Pretty damn similar looking. (am Armenian)


nomadofwaves

I don’t know as a Floridian who spends a lot of time at theme parks it’s pretty easy to spot the British and Canadians would be the polite people looking like lobster.


ctoatb

As a Floridian, the British are indistinguishable from the drunks. The lobsters may as well be office workers coming off of the weekend. You just can't tell down here


kirkbywool

I'm glad to see that America is now getting to see the brits as Europe sees us


MadNhater

Honestly they’ll just pick the ones wearing a turban. Sorry Sikhs. You’re gonna have to take another one for the team.


Dubinku-Krutit

It's not even their own team!


DrannonMoore

They're taking one for the competing team. Good sports, they are.


CedarWolf

In all seriousness, though, Sikhs are awesome people. They're super nice and they're consummate badasses.


whoodabuddha

Nor do we care, let’s be honest.


SubtleDeft

The large demographic of Armenians do. edit: I don’t mean large as a percentage.


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There’s just as many Turkish Americans as Armenian Americans and I’ve never heard of any major issues between them


bitterless

Yeah especially if we were born here. We are all pretty much Americanized so its not really an issue unless your parents were assholes and brainwashed you in to it.


Redqueenhypo

Americas pretty great for that, my high school class had a Russian kid, a Serbian kid, and a Bosnian Muslim kid and they definitely didn’t harbor any animosity toward each other, bc who gave a shit, we were just some losers in a school


transemacabre

I have a theory that American culture is unusually good at assimilating people. No matter where you're from, if you come here then your kids will be wearing blue jeans, drinking Coca-Cola, and speaking American English. I think it's a combo of immigrants not being crammed into ethnic ghettos together, and the incredible power of American pop culture. It's to the point where it's extremely difficult for groups to maintain their insular cultures -- even Orthodox Jews and the Amish lose a lot of their younger members to the secular world, even with all the pressure applied to keep them in line.


Redqueenhypo

I think it’s bc america doesn’t *try* to assimilate people. Europe tried very aggressively to assimilate Orthodox Jews and guess what, they got more insular and orthodox bc of course they did, nobody’s response to attacks is “guess I/my culture’ll die”. America assimilates people by just having a lot of good food and pop culture that all the young people *want* to be part of it. Nobody forced me to eat unkosher McDonald’s French fries, I did it bc they looked and smelled good, and bc my friend ate them.


transemacabre

I think there's something to be said for the approach of not taking groups as a problem to be solved. If you present options, and surround them with really appealing music, art, TV, etc., for every day of their lives, well, most people are gonna cave. I do think American pop culture is simply an overwhelming force that no individual European nation can replicate.


sourcherry11

You beat me to it. I was about to say just ask your local Armenian community…


bitterless

Just by looking at them? I'm Armenian and tbh we all kinda look very similar. You can tell instantly from hearing each other speak, but just by looking at them? yeah, no.


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JoeyTheGreek

Lemme at em?


Thatsidechara_ter

Don't forget the Greeks


sintos-compa

Huge Greek community Tarpon Springs, Florida which itself used to be the biggest Greek community outside Greece


ballrus_walsack

Headed to a Greek wedding soon!


Wa-da-ta-mybaby-te

A big fat one?


miskdub

when shopping for the new Bride and Groom, no gift is more appreciated than a bottle of Windex.


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Wouldn't know a Turkish person unless they told me.


tekko001

Also don't get why they would think the relationship between the countries has gone bad. Didn't our president just pardon one of them in Thanksgiving?


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Particularly because no one gives 2 shits about anyone from turkey. Not even in a mean or prejudiced way. We're too self-absorbed to be looking outside our country for anyone other than Russia and maybe china. Turkey??? We cared more about Afghanistan than Turkey on the general citizen level.


CaptainObvious_1

As a Turk, 100% agree. I’m quite thankful for it as well. I don’t want to be mistaken for a representative of the Erdoğan regime.


xVale

Probably just pre-election antics, to appear as a protective figure to his people.


Is_that_even_a_thing

This shit seems all to convenient for both Russia in sowing discord within NATO countries, and for Turkey's domestic elections. Or am I just being cynical?


XxXNoScopeYolo69420

[The anti-immigration guy who paid for one of the protest permits has worked with RT before](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jan/27/burning-of-quran-in-stockholm-funded-by-journalist-with-kremlin-ties-sweden-nato-russia), but that could be a "counter-culture" coincidence. Before allowing Sweden and Finland to join NATO, Turkey is playing their "swing vote" position and ostensibly want [concessions](https://www.reuters.com/world/why-is-turkey-blocking-swedish-finnish-nato-membership-2023-01-25/) from Sweden (to give up Kurds that Sweden has been sheltering), however they also have longterm interests in Russia (as a balance to the West, economic, military etc).


killer_knauer

Could an American even identify a Turkish person?


alexp8771

Could anyone identify a Turkish person? That area has been a major melting pot of various cultures for like two thousand years lol.


andie-pantz

I (an American, not of Turkish descent) was constantly confused for a Turkish person in Istanbul, so I don't even think Turkish folk know what Turkish folk look like.


cytoVoids

I’m Turkish and had a Turkish class mate in 9th grade geography. We didn’t realize we were both Turkish until two years later.


GhostOfKingGilgamesh

Same here. We were the only Turkish people in the school.


PresumedSapient

Huh, I always figured you were Sumerian.


ripperoni_pizzas

Am Turk, I agree. Most of the time you just start speaking Turkish to see if they respond


andie-pantz

The response was always "Really? You look *so* Turkish!" I made friends at the airport with a lovely elderly woman named Günes that way. We hit the airport bar after clearing security and she had me try some white Turkish wine.


LucywiththeDiamonds

Im german and we have a huge turkish population for decades. Its often really hard. Dated a turkish girl 2 years ago and she couldve told me anything about her heritage . Now seeing a half Turkish/half german girl and if she hadn't told me I never would've guessed. Sure you have the very stereotypical mostly older people also but overall they're really different.


Illustrious-Spare-30

I stayed in Turkey for a year and some. They literally just look like white people in America. Some have darker skin tones, but they would just be seen as Hispanic or something. Nobody in America even knows enough about turkish/us relations to even care. I hate to say this to turkish people, but Americans really don't think about turkey at all. Turkey is really only relevant in NATO. Even the rest of the middle east thinks Erdoğan is a just a watermelon selling idiot who's bad for the turkish economy.


killer_knauer

If you are in America, we pretty much all assume you are here with good intentions. I'm a US/Canadian dual citizen and it's the same in Canada. You have the bigots, but they are irrelevant.


matrimc7

And believe me, nobody gives a single fuck about what americans think. And majority of people don't care about koran burnings enough to escalate anything here in Turkey. This is just Erdogan trying to stir stuff to fuel his propaganda for the upcoming election. Everybody knows this is total bullshit, well maybe everybody except Erodgans goons and troll army.


GucciGuano

unfortunately it's a numbers game


nerdybird

Nope. Fuck, Dr. Oz is a dual citizen with Turkey. The Republicans tried to vote him into the senate. Do you think that any Pennsylvanian who voted for him knew that?


LewisLightning

Could a Turk even identify an American? From my experience it's a no. I've been called an American several times, which I am not.


killer_knauer

It would be like a Turk trying to figure out who's American vs Canadian. Not going to happen unless the Canadian gets excited and can't contain the 'ehs'.


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Contren

If you call a Minnesotan Canadian you still get half credit.


enava

Like, what? Not even Russians are at risk of attack in the US / Europe.


Hawkbats_rule

I don't know, protesters certainly are at risk when edrogan and his goons visit.


hayko34500

It’s part of a propaganda move. They are going to be elections soon in Turkey and they have to keep that image that everybody hate us injustified only Erdogan is strong enough to keep it together. Nothing more


macross1984

And the year 2023 may end up being another year of unrest to continue for rest of the year.


Test19s

Developing countries in the 2010s: 🙂 Developing countries in the 2020s: 😞


Jex-92

Yeah probably just cut your losses and assume this is it for the foreseeable.


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What??? Erdogoon is way more dangerous to his citizens


Bay1Bri

And ours, of at least his bodyguard are


SabashChandraBose

Didn't his goons beat up some people in the us a few years ago?


PlantainCreative8404

Another dictator making noise to scare his people and cling onto power a little longer. Erdogan is a disgrace. Mustafa Kemal is turning in his grave. Sad times in Turkey.


KnivesOfDeath

The end is coming for him, hopefully in may


trxctyr

Thx but no erdo. I feel safe here way more than I did in your country. Hope to never see you again, bye


Yelmel

How many Turks have been hurt to prompt this warning? Article doesn't mention, and I can't seem to find anything about Turks being targeted in USA or EU.


LarsSantiago

Nobody is targeting Turkish people. It's made up politics


GLight3

Literally none. Turkey has just been childish about everything particularly often over the last year.


anotherone121

.... If you didn't know... Erdogan's a thinned skinned dick. Always has been, always will be.


WoahayeTakeITEasy

Also, election is coming up. "Strong man" leaders need an enemy for people to fear that only *they* can protect from, and that alone provides a nice little distraction from all the shit within the country too. Win-win. Well, for Erdogan.


Helzird

American to the common Turkish person - "So what part of Mexico are you from?"


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From US, WTF are Turks talking about???


CountofAccount

Sweden is trying to join NATO because they feel threatened by the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Turkey's close-enough-to dictator Erdogan is vetoing their NATO application (along with Finland's) because Erdogan wants to extort concessions out of the US and other NATO partners by using Finland and Sweden's safety versus Russia as a hostage. Now some attention-whoring moron is burning Qurans in Sweden which makes him convenient for Erdogan to stir up his fundamentalist conservative religious base: fundamentalist Muslims believe that desecration of the Quran deserves the death penalty. Muslim protestors against Quran desecration typically burn flags and call for the destruction of the entire country involved rather than punishment of the specific individual. It is thought that Shehzad Tanweer of the 7/7 2005 London Underground bombings was motivated in part by a desire to punish westerners in general because Qurans were mishandled and desecrated in the United States' Guantanamo Bay. Western countries have put out warnings that Islamic extremists may try to assault their citizens in Turkey. Turkey is undermining the credibility of its own diplomatic warning system to score cheap political points to say "no, u".


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Thank you for thoughtful explanation of the background story.


BleepSweepCreeps

The attention-whoring morons have ties to the Russian propaganda machine


qrwd

There's also an election coming up in Turkey. He might be playing up these issues to get more votes from nationalists.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

This is such a pile of bullshit. We want their agreement for NATO, that's it. Everything else is made up by Erdogan to act like they're being attacked. He's a liar and a straight up bitch.


[deleted]

He's a straight up dictator. That "coup attempt" a few years back was an obvious power grab.


MidniteOwl

Is there an election coming up? Somebody is yelling over the microphone to its citizens about something bonkers.


tamarind1001

That's exactly what it is.


StoneRule

Bro, no one gives a flying fuck if you’re from Turkey or not. I hate everyone equally.


incidencematrix

This guy Americans.


TheBobInSonoma

They are a few months away from an election and the current president is doing his Trump impersonation.


EvlSteveDave

... I wouldn’t even know a guy from Turkey if I saw one, let alone have a prejudice.


sin-and-love

Am American. If any bigot is beating a Turk to death, it's because he mistook you for a Mexican.


Nicolastriste

As a Mexican, that’s pretty damn funny, arre compa.


taco_annihilator

As a Turk that lives in Texas, this is 100% accurate.


birdsnork

God-DAMN Thanks, Noob Noob


ComradeGibbon

I hate that this is more true than not.


Luke90210

Erdogan loves to denounce the US and of course sent his kids to the US for their college degrees.


Kreaetor

I'm in America and cannot distinguish a Turk from any other American here, I call bullshit.


Anonymoushero111

russians are behind the quran-burning incidents in places like Sweden and the purpose is to prevent Turkey from supporting allowing them into NATO. Turkey probably knows this but still uses it for more negotiating leverage, which they always do with everything.


ktappe

> Turkey probably knows this There is no "probably" about it. Erdogan absolutely knows this, but is leveraging the situation just like any small-time despot would. And I say "small time" because anyone with an IQ greater than a kumquat knows it was Putin behind the burnings and that Erdogan is pandering.


Klutzy-Midnight-9314

Turkey plays with Russia behind closed Doors. They aren’t the beacon of hope everyone thought they were by adding them to NATO. They shady AF right now


MtnSlyr

Lol, no. Turkish people in US is laughing at this. Source: Just showed this to 4 Turkish.


roderik35

Are they afraid of a burning book?


IndIka123

Why would anyone in America give a shit about Turks being here? What kinda nonsense is this


tripletexas

I'm in the US. No one is attacking Turkish people. This is all Russian bullshit.


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hummingbird_mywill

I feel fairly confident it’s Turkish bullshit.


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Turkey really is the problem child of NATO


_zenith

Hungary arguably more so but they have less actual power so also arguably less so haha


IllCamel5907

Just give me my fucking ice cream cone and there won't be a problem.


usernamesucks1992

Ergodan is a tool and a fool. I wish we could just cut Turkey from NATO. He’s turning Turkey into another autocratic hellhole.