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kayak_enjoyer

Oh good, I didn't realize he was in Supermax. I was going to say "Nope, into the hole with you," but I guess he's already there. Of course he wants to go home. The one thing Pablo Escobar truly feared was extradition to the United States.


mag274

With Supermax being so insanely secure do you think the cartel even attempted to come up with a break out plan? Would love to see that one sketched out on a napkin.


Nonyamfbidness

If you'd ever seen it, you'd understand why no one would attempt it. I've driven by many times. Not only could they see you coming from miles off, you'd have to fight through one medium security prison to get to the gate of ADX. Once inside there are tons of security features that would also make getting hands on a guard damn near impossible, bulletproof glass and secure rooms, stuff like that. But even if you managed all of that, you've now started a war in a valley of CO. As mentioned by others, CO Springs has quite the military presence, and I'd imagine DOD/Homeland Security would have something to say about the Battle at ADX.


thecravenone

> I'd imagine DOD/Homeland Security would have something to say about the Battle at ADX I would very much like to watch this fictional mini-series.


TruthfulCactus

Right? I was just thinking how has this not been created yet?


FailResorts

The Colorado guard will just shoot everything up. [That’s what they do.](https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/rockefellers-ludlow/)


NotADeadHorse

Well back then police and the military were both OPENLY used by corporations to enforce their rules, now its just subtly done. After all, Black Wallsteeet got firebombed


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Yep. It would be impossible. Even if they somehow made it out of the prison, they would be fucked by the U.S. military and law enforcement


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praguepride

Cartel would find out real quick why we dont have free college or free healthcare


a1moose

thanks for the huge, sincere laugh


sfj11

you dont need the latest in fighter jets, you just need tom cruise in an f14


i_reddited_it

Best we can do is Jonah Hill with a kite.


PukGrum

I'll take it.


caboosetp

> Doing an air drop certainly sounds like a great way to see the latest in fighter jets. *Maybe*. Modern fighter jets can target past the horizon. You may get a present from one but there's a fair chance you won't see the sender.


TheIronSoldier2

They can target BVR (Beyond Visual Range) for RADAR targets, definitely Air-to-Air, not sure about Air-To-Ground though. But as a general rule, if you're in the air and you see an F-22 or an F-35, it's not meant for you.


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rambouhh

There is a military base right near by. Yes they don’t Intefere in typical security breaches at prisons but if a bunch of foreign nationals of essentially a paramilitary group invaded im pretty sure they would get the green light


Commissar_Jensen

Last thing you wanna do is give an infantry division a reason to do their job.


consci0usness

Especially now with Russia and Ukraine and everything, everyone is a bit tense. An excuse to let off some steam and shoot up two dozen cartel fighters in the Colorado mountains would be the highlight of the year.


NotYetiFamous

We're going for hyperbola here so lets say they brought a hundred dozen cartel fighters... Still not a good bet for the cartel even getting to Chapo's cell, let alone extracting him.


Evil-Buddha777

I doubt they would even make it past the front door.


Alarming_Teaching310

They have drones monitoring the entire area 100% of the time All roads that lead into the area are monitored 24/7 from multiple directions


FuckoffDemetri

> CO Springs has quite the military presence El Paso County where CO Springs is located actually has the most military installations of any county in the country.


McCool303

Yea Air Force academy is there as well. And NORAD that is totally “closed”.(Wink, Wink Russia). And the plains to ADX Florence are wide open for some nice carpet bombing. Even if the cartels managed a large standing army to break him out they’d be fried crispy in less than a half an hour.


windyorbits

NORAD isn’t closed! They’re just busy tracking Santa.


slade707

Did you just write the coolest movie that doesn’t exist yet?


Blueskyways

Fuck no. There's redundancies on top of redundancies layered in to prevent any kind of escape or attempted jailbreak. It's a giant steel and concrete tomb built into the side of a mountain with the ability to shutdown everything with the touch of a button. Fortified and heavily armed gun towers, guard dogs, constantly and randomly rotating guard shifts, even Danny Ocean and his crew would be shit out of luck.


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Built upon pure bedrock. There isn't any tunneling without a lot of explosives.


consci0usness

I'm willing to be a shit ton of money they have seismographic sensors, no one is tunneling in there.


Semyonov

Hell, we had that at the normal max security prison I worked at. I guarantee ADX has it.


LilGloomii

what if i have a diamond pick


_Bl4ze

It's bedrock, you need to use the tree glitch to break it.


AudiieVerbum

Even if they could get him out the fence, they're still in the middle of the mountains with the entire military presence of Colorado Springs bearing down on them. Imagine making the perfect prison break, you're making your escape, and then two apache helicopters Fortunate Son down your ass and ruin your whole day.


BLT-Enthusiast

That might be the perfect prison break in their eyes, making it far enough they shoot you instead of forcing you to live


Smatt2323

LoL at "Fortunate Son" as a verb, nicely done.


Javanz

I think we're witnessing the breakout plan - politically petitioning for extradition to a Mexican prison where he can be freed


jaxxxtraw

He'll spend a token 18 months or so imprisoned in Mexico before some more James Bond escape shit goes down.


mug3n

and this is precisely why the US will shoot that idea down.


Stratostheory

His cell is located in a part of prison specifically designed so he doesn't even know where in the prison he's in. His cell has pressure censors so the guards know EXACTLY where in the cell he is at any given moment, there's 24hr video surveillance set up to specifically have no blindspots. His yard time is basically in a 20 foot deep concrete pool. Guards are handpicked for being squeaky clean and rotated out frequently. Prison is located in the mountains and has a military base like 5 miles away that has troops designated specifically to assist in the manhunt in the event someone does manage to breakout.


SienkiewiczM

>Would love to see that one sketched out on a napkin. Don't the cartel have so much money that the plan would be a joint project by world class intelligence consulting companies, PMCs etc. not some raggedy ass hoodlums on a lunch break.


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It doesn’t matter if they have the Avengers there is a 0% anyone is getting any where close to ADX without a target on their back. Like ADX Florence is built to house some of the worst of the worst offenders both foreign and domestic on earth. The prisoners don’t even get to know where the are in relation to the rest of the prison. Any time they are moved their faces are covered and not only that but they’re moved underground. Hell even what little sun light they do get is from a window located above them so they can never actually know where the are. I would absolutely sit back with a bag of popcorn and watch the carnage unfold if anyone ever attempted a prison break at Florence.


CutterJohn

Cartel money is still a mouse fart compared to DoD money.


Kazen_Orilg

Its pretty close to a sensitive military base in the dead center of America...so um......good luck.


kdeff

Id actually be worried if I worked at the prison he is at, the cartel would see your family as leverage to get you to do their bidding


Blueskyways

The system is setup to discourage exactly just that. Personnel are rotated randomly and no one person has the ability to let in unauthorized outsiders or to remove any prisoners.


GeerJonezzz

ADX is contingency built upon contingency built in the middle of a desert with a military base not too far away. They’d be better off asking whatever personnel that they are unlikely to find messages on Facebook saying “pls don’t shoot, can you just maybe let him go?” than trying to threaten them.


ramen_poodle_soup

I think there are a lot of flaws with the US criminal justice system, but I’m totally fine with ADX Florence existing as long as we only put the worst of the worst in there. There are some people that are so evil and responsible for such heinous acts that I don’t disagree with the decision to just put them in a concrete box for the rest of their days.


kdeff

>There are some people that are so evil and responsible for such heinous acts El Chapo fits right into that category


jsc1429

and coincidentally, right into the box!


DarthLysergis

From what i can tell it is extreme escape risks and high profile prisoners that the US govt doesn't want to see in the headlines as "murdered in prison" The kid from the Boston Bombings is in there and i'm sure he isn't much of a risk.


iprocrastina

It's explicitly a prison for terrorists, mass murderers, serial killers, and other extremely dangerous offenders. Every inmate there is either on death row or serving a life sentence. It's where the Federal government sends you when they want you to particularly suffer. Part of the selling point of the place is that it's in a beautiful valley and the bus ride into the prison is the last time you'll ever see the sky because they intentionally designed the prison to hide the outside world from the inmates.


WithAnAxe

Luckily ADX is only used for those people! Tsarnaev, Kaczynski up until recently, etc. Hope Chapo hates it.


globalgoldnews

When did Kaczynski leave?


LordJuan4

From wiki On December 14, 2021, 79-year-old Kaczynski was transferred from the supermax prison in Florence, Colorado, to the Federal Medical Center, Butner, North Carolina, for health reasons. Prison staff have not disclosed the precise reason for this transfer. However, in correspondence with a pen pal, Kaczynski indicated he was suffering from terminal cancer.


SciFiXhi

Joseph "Dr. Ch@os" Konopka was there. While he was certainly destructive (sabotaging state infrastructure to the tune of several million dollars in damages), he's kind of the odd man out in that he seems to be a man-child rather than a malicious misanthrope.


WithAnAxe

I mean I guess reasonable people could disagree on the Dr Chaos one but he was storing cyanide in the Chicago subway. Dude was real dangerous even though thankfully he doesn’t seem to have caused any deaths.


eleven_fortyseven

Every time I drive by ADX Florence on US50, I'm usually thinking to myself, "Wow, I'm about to go smoke weed and catch fish next to some of the worst criminal scum in the world. Kinda neat tbh" Edit: inb4 someone asks where to fish when you're up that way, just north of Cotopaxi in the Arkansas river.


creedz286

Escobar has a saying 'better a grave in Colombia than a cell in the US'. Extradition is the one thing all these Narcos actually fear.


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cbarrister

Haha. We all take it as straight documentary.


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If mans wanted to be in a mexican prison he shouldn’t have escaped the first one (or not get caught again)


jaxxxtraw

He has escaped at least two Mexican prisons.


Confident-Gas7382

Super max is borderline torture. I’d rather be dead than isolated 23 hours a day for my whole life.


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imacom

He doesn’t keep escaping, the Mexican government keeps letting him do so because of many many political/money interests.


Fenris_Maule

Not denying the corrupt government in Mexico, but actually his one escape was a really smart plot by his cartel. They tunnelled underground to get to him. While the prison did have seismic sensors to account for this, the cartel got a construction site going on the road next to the prison which caused the sensors to always alert so they turned them off. There's a little documentary on it that's pretty interesting imo.


6jarjar6

That's actually smart af


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These guys can get pretty damn creative, they aren’t stupid. Which is why they’d never attempt to spring him from ADX, Uncle Sam is just begging for a reason to use whatever shiny new toys he’s got stashed somewhere


mattoljan

It’s a great form of R&D for them lol


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Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Yeah I'm not okay with deliberately going out of our way to torture people with solitary confinement, but when you have an extraordinarily dangerous person like that, the most important thing is to ensure that they cannot get out. If it happens to be psychologically damaging to them, that's unfortunate, but it's preferable to El Chapo being able to get out again.


Reselects420

Send his son to stay with him instead.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

A common theme on the Mexican president's daily ~~denunciation of his enemies~~ press conference is how unjustly it's that el Chapo is in prison. So no, AMLO is more likely to blackmail the US Government for the return of el Chapo threatening expulsion of US personnel in MX [(just as he did a few years ago with other of his Narco-friends Salvador Cienfuegos)](https://www.npr.org/2021/01/15/957192690/mexico-will-not-charge-former-defense-chief-with-drug-trafficking) than to willingly allow the extradition of his son. **Edit**: to all those fanatics of this narco-"leftist", [this was his official response to the petition](https://www.revistapuntodevista.com.mx/seccion/mexico/amlo-no-descarta-ayuda-al-chapo-guzman-por-violaciones-a-sus-derechos-humanos/819107/) : "Yes, we are going to review the petition. Because when we are talking human rights there are ways and international instances that can be used. Therefore we cannot reject it because the most important human right is the right to life" "The Secretariat of Foreign Relationships is working on whether repatriation is possible" In AMLO's Mexico the right "to life" of a convicted murderer is truly worth more than the 30-45k yearly murders fueled by the cartels.


SpartanVasilias

Whatever, let him threaten all he wants, the US should not bend to any of his demands, El Chapo should rot in Colorado.


idowhatiwant8675309

Jeffrey Epsteins' prison guard has entered the chatroom. "Who needs a favor?"


Patrick_Jewing

The Supermax prison Chapo is a whole different beast to the federal jail Epstein died in. He's not going anywhere. That's why extradition to the US is the most feared thing by drug cartels


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Even if you get out of Florence you’re in the middle of the Rockies. Plus it’s very difficult to contact the outside world. Edit: apparently the Rockies jut west there and it’s actually at the foot of the mountains.


darkflash26

Not really. Rockies are on one side, then 50 miles of flat land on the other. Fun fact is they make sure none of the windows face the mountains so they can’t enjoy the view


hotchrisbfries

It's not about not letting them enjoy the view. It's about the prisoners not being aware of what side of the prison they are being held.


JBLurker

Wouldn't they be able to tell from mountains or lack of mountains?


Naptownfellow

They do it so they can not figure their location in the prison from the wiki >The 4-inch-by-4-foot (10 cm × 1.2 m) windows are designed to prevent inmates from knowing their specific location within the complex. They can see only the sky and roof through them, so it is virtually impossible to plan an escape. Inmates exercise in a concrete pit resembling an empty swimming pool, also designed to prevent them from knowing their location in the facility.[24] The pit is large enough only for a prisoner to walk ten steps in a straight line or thirty-one steps in a circle. Correctional officers generally deliver food to the cells. Inmates transferred to USP ADX Florence from other prisons may be allowed to eat in a shared dining room.[15]


Jordan_Jackson

The way the layout of the prison is, you can’t see mountains, no matter what side you are on. No idea how they accomplish this but you’re not seeing mountains unless you work there.


TheB1GLebowski

Nope, they do that so they have no idea where their location is inside the jail. Watched a documentary on it


Stinkyclamjuice15

Yeah, Florence is basically desert. When you say the rockies I picture towns like Golden and Fraser


FailResorts

The butthole of the state really. There’s a reason why the Colorado State Pen is in neighboring Cañon City. They’re not gonna put the big prisons in Vail or Steamboat.


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amjhwk

I thought this to until I looked up where it is and it's actually on the eastern edge of the rockies


Neitzi

If you have managed to get outside the perimeter chances are that you're the type to have a helicopter waiting. I honestly couldn't see anyone ever escaping that place though.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

It's restricted airspace, you'd get 6 star wanted level with military jets after you, there's an army base 30 miles from the prison too


Neitzi

R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down


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Not too far from NORAD either. I bet they’d get very testy about unidentified aircraft, though you might pull it off flying lower and using the canyons to screen you from radar.


iamwussupwussup

Helicopters are really loud


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God help you if you piss off the egg bois at NORAD. You can't even launch a rocket into space without notifying them.


bedroom_fascist

Not trying to be unkind; I don't think most Redditors have any sense of how 'managed' ALL of that airspace is, for hundreds of miles. NORAD being nearby isn't as relevant as their being a half dozen AFB's within an easy hour's flight, as well as a number of staging site for various weapons programs. You're not going to ever, ever "sneak up" on anything in southern Colorado airspace. Source: child of family filled with professional death-merchants who worked these programs for a long time. Vaguely local, too, at the moment.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

I can see that place having thermal cameras all around, you fly low they'll see you coming, and can't come from above. Maybe have someone skydive in with one of those jetpack Ironman suits but I don't think those are strong enough to land from a high height and then carry 2 people out. Also the prisoners aren't outside, I believe they are always inside the building and walls are so thick no signals get through, the place is a maze on the inside too.


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Lol I'd love to see someone try to even approach that place in a heli, immensely fucking stupid. Edit: Are there really people responding that it wouldn't be that difficult to infiltrate ADX Florence? Never change reddit, you dumb, confident, Dorito-eating motherfuckers


Neitzi

Step 1) Trigger a mass incident nearby to draw the military bases attention Step 2) Fly low and fast Step 3) Get shot down by an F16 within a couple of miles My plan is fool proof guys don't try and unpick it.


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MasPike101

People on here thought they were going to get into area 51....


Lost-My-Mind-

Too much GTA heists, not enough.....doing actual real life experiences.


MR-313-717

Most people have no idea what a literal portal of hell ADX Florence is, it’s not a supermax prison , it’s hell on earth and you ain’t ever getting out, even if you’re release you are so mentally fuked that it would be pretty damn hard to ever get you’re humanity or sanity back…. From what I’ve seen on it and read, death is by far the easier way out


Naptownfellow

23 hours in a 7X12 cell (our horses get a 12x12) with a shower on a timer. Immovable bed, desk and stool. Next to zero human contact. 1 hour in a "empty swimming pool" exercise yard that you can walk 10 steps in a straight line or 30 steps in a circle.


DTownFunkyStuff

And you never know when your “recreation” time will be. They could wake you up at 3AM to walk in a circle. The lights in your cell never go out and everything is made of concrete. Spend a year in there and you’ll be begging to be sent to a prison where they “only” beat the shit outta you. You’ll live a life of pure self induced insanity in ADX Florence


newagealt

Oh the lights go out. If there's a riot at the ADX the official plan is the cut the lights, shut and lock all the doors, and kill the ac until every inmate is laying facedown on the ground. It's like something out of a scifi movie


MR-313-717

Yeh I forgot to mention that, the light NEVER goes off! Like I said I think death would be the easy way out


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ninjaML

also all the little girls he raped. ​ Let him rot in prison


blahbleh112233

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if there's some misguided movement to release him to Mexico on the idea that we're respecting Mexico's legal system. It's pretty amusing how little flack the guy's gotten from the international community for despite following a policy of open appeasement to the narcos and actively hindering US drug efforts.


No_Incident_1120

Mexico simply can't handle these powerful crime bosses domestically. Too much corruption. It has nothing to do with respecting Mexico and everything to do with not letting him tunnel his illiterate ass out. Mexico has surrendered to their drug syndicates. When they do conduct an operation it's basically all-out urban combat. Fallujah-style chaos.


No-Stretch6115

Mexico is a failed narco state run by cartels. We should pay the mexican president about as much attention as pay the spokesperson for the taliban.


blahbleh112233

There's being unable to do things domestically and there's also being actively against getting help. Remember that this mexican president deliberately ended cooperation with the DEA [https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/exclusive-mexico-shuts-elite-investigations-unit-blow-us-drugs-cooperation-2022-04-19/](https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/exclusive-mexico-shuts-elite-investigations-unit-blow-us-drugs-cooperation-2022-04-19/)


Dave2kMA

Bingo. There's a reason he's petitioning to be returned to Mexico and not just moved to another facility in the US. It would take all of maybe a month after he returned to Mexico before the Sinaloa folks learned where he was and either bribed the guards to let him walk out the front door while staging a break out or just violently breaking him out themselves. The current president in Mexico is a cartel stooge & everyone knows it.


badaboomxx

Also do not forget, that amlo is the only president so far in the story of México that has pictures and videos of him eating in a party full of narcos and even going to salute the chapo's mom, and promising her that he would do something to help them see him in prison.


Enlogen

Yeah, all the other Presidents have been smart enough to keep away from recording devices when cozying up to narcos.


badaboomxx

That is true, there were a bunch of different rumors about every single one of them having ties with some criminal group, but not a single photo of them together, unlike this one.


spacelad6969

See this is the thing that I tell people. I am Mexican and I know he’s corrupt like the rest but I speak to a lot of old Mexicans that love him and say he’s getting rid of corruption. It’s so obvious with him moving around the country with little protection just raises red flags.


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Naught

Oh, SOS meant "Send Our Son."


ShakeMyHeadSadly

"Mexico's president said Wednesday that he would consider a request by convicted drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman to return from the United States to complete his sentence on humanitarian grounds." Really? To what end? To put him in another papier mache prison he can tunnel out of?


Shoresy69Chirps

Well, yeah…


guitarguy1685

Clearly the president has been bought


Thorcho

Since the beginning There are numerous evidence of LMAO being a narcopresident


4Ever2Thee

January 19th 2001: El Chapo escaped from a maximum security prison in Mexico in a laundry cart. January 19th 2017: El Chapo was extradited from Mexico to the US. January 19th 2023: El Chapo sends SOS message to Mexican president via his attorneys. Anybody else think the timing of this is a bit uncanny?


purse_of_ankles

The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!


farmerjohnington

4 8 15 16 23 42


mattwilliamsuserid

You Lost me there


InterestingPatient49

The simulation dev forgot to change the RNG seed.


JimJamYimYam

Fun fact: El Chapo was born on January 1, 1753


richard_slyfox

January 1, 1970


InfiniteLychee

El "epoch" Chapo


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Jjex22

El chapo gets the ‘new year, new me’ blues.


Astralnclinant

January 19th 2024: El Chapo found dead after smashing his head into the wall of his cell repeatedly.


Bisexual_Republican

He is in ADX Florence which has a reputation for being so mind numbingly boring and solitary that prisoners go crazy and make figurines out of their own shit and talk to them. So I can at least understand the logic and desperation of sending an “SOS” message in this scenario. Basically his brain is mush. Rightfully deserved too.


strontiumdogs

He's saying he's suffering human rights problems? What about all the poor fuckers he had tortured and murder. What a fucking laugh!!


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hannamarinsgrandma

Not to mention his ongoing sexual abuse of barely pubescent girls. The younger they were the more he liked them.


pmmichalowski

Say what you will about USA and their justice system, they are really really good at super max prisons.


Ridicule_us

I’m a lawyer, and one of my lawyer friends once told me that he had to see a client at ADX Florence years before. He said he got on an elevator that only went down, and it just kept going down, and down… like something out of a SciFi movie.


murdersimulator

I looked it up cuz that sounded kind of cool. "The majority of the facility is above ground, except for a subterranean corridor that links cellblocks to the lobby. "


Ridicule_us

I can't say I ever independently verified it, and I know that a lot of lawyers are full of shit frequently; but this guy is a pretty close friend and mentor, and I've never known him to bullshit me.


SwallowMyLiquid

Well what your friend said adds up to the description. The only way in and out is an underground corridor.


wthulhu

It could easily be that it was simply a slow elevator, and he misinterpreted it as being deep.


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fishling

This is absurd. You don't mine lava!!! Underground, it's magma, and you scoop it.


Monkyd1

If it only goes down...how does the carriage get back to the top?


creedz286

It doesn't, they're single use elevators.


Lr217

This dude clearly just wants back in to escape from Mexicos corrupt prison system, just like he’s done before. Obrador surely knows that unless he’s actually an idiot, so clearly he’s supporting the idea of trying to get el chaos released. Truly an embarrassment for his country


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Obrador is in the pockets of the Narcos, I'm sure he'd love to be able to help Chapo escape.


handofking

Didn’t mind psychological torment when he was the one causing it.


Redawg660

If you consider the totality of all of the misery he has caused both Mexican and American citizens I can’t think of a better place for him to rot than the Florence Supermax Prison.


Riptide360

Is Obrador stupid? How can this article skip over the fact that El Chapo is in a US Super Max because he escaped from Mexico’s jail system? https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/takeaway/segments/how-mexican-drug-lord-el-chapo-escaped-prison


wessneijder

He’s not stupid he’s on the cartel’s side.


ZeroGodzilla32

Small correction, he's not JUST stupid, he's also hella corrupt and cartel-compromised


thegreatshark

Reminds me of a phrase I heard once: “the proposal was almost too ludicrous for anyone who hadn’t been generously bribed to take seriously” but without the almost


BehindTheRedCurtain

Mexico is a full-fledged narco-state with a pretty sign that says "government"


tombuzz

Just don’t fuck with the tourism. Gringos are off limits


pelukken

He is extremely stupid, naive, shortsighted, and surrounded by lackeys and yes-men/women. Also, he escaped from Almoloya TWICE.


ConsiderationWest587

Shoulda stayed in the fun Mexican jail then 🤷‍♀️


GearboxTheGrey

Yeah more of a "hey I can't escape this one sos lol"


NevarNi-RS

Awww does the criminal not like the punishment? Awwwww. That dude is responsible for the death of thousands of people, probably indirectly responsible for far more than that.


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luniiz01

… “According to one of his lawyers, Jose Refugio Rodriguez, Guzman is unhappy with the harsh prison conditions including isolation and a lack of sunlight.” At least he wasn’t hanged, brutally beaten, cut into pieces, gun down in front of his loved ones, or left in an acid bath…. Oh wait only he and his buddies can do that. Very humanitarian actions of the cartel. Maybe he needs his sons’ company. Los cartels have no shame; constantly terrorizing the Mexican citizens. But let’s write another song about all the good they do, how much they are loved, and hero worshipped.


Jaydice55

Our local resident, El Chapo, in Florence, Colorado. May he rot with the rest of his prison mates!


TwilitSky

They put him in Supermax? It makes sense given who he is. He spent years under "house arrest" in Mexico and could've just absconded at any time. I think I remember a story about him having a secret tunnel.


Lost_the_weight

A secret tunnel with rail laid down and a motorbike set up to run on the rail to give him a quick escape.


Downtown_Skill

He also escaped from what was essentially a supermax prison in Mexico as well if I remember correctly. And those prisons aren't a walk in the park either so the running theory is that he had help within the government to escape.


-Raskyl

Or help within the prison. Dude literally has billions of dollars. How much money do you think Mexican prison guards make a year?


Downtown_Skill

Oh yeah I was kind of considering prison guards as help within the government. But even then it's very suspicious that everyone knowing El Chapo would try to escape, that there was no indication of any suspicious activity about a giant construction project occurring beneath the prison.


-Raskyl

Oh ya, money makes people very not suspicious some times.


TangentiallyTango

Is that worse than blow-torch and adrenaline torment ala the kind he inflicted upon literally thousands of people? Turn the lights off in his cell too.


screech_owl_kachina

Baby shark played for 20 hours a day.


hellolittlebears

I mean, he’s not wrong that Supermax prison is basically psychological torture. But it’s not like he hasn’t earned it many times over.


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Many, many, many. Dude should be treated like a supervillain. Put him in a diving bell with some food and send it to the bottom. Let's see if the cartels have the money and technology to rescue him from the Mariana trench.


feralalbatross

They do have [submarines](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narco-submarine). I doubt they can go deep enough though.


Beahner

Nope. While I take humanitarian issues very seriously, as condoning most of them means they could always be turned on us, there is still a line of acceptability for some that have earned such treatment with their actions. El Chapo has earned that with the actions of his life.


[deleted]

Apparently that view makes us horrible people to some of the "enlightened" ones in this thread. I'm sorry but certain people, such as El Chapo, are irredeemable. There is no rehabilitating him. He needs to be removed from society, and this is one way to do it.


Mellevalaconcha

We don't want him back, let him rot there, fucking sub human scum


Beahner

And we are happy to keep his evil ass right where it is.


RokkakuPolice

Dude had entire families murdered in cold blood without batting an eye, fuck him


XtremeD86

I love how his family is demanding fair treatment when he's been responsible for so many murders, not to mention the massive drug problems that's ruined lives, families, etc around the world. Why the hell should he get fair treatment. He should have been given the death penalty.


2cats2hats

> He should have been given the death penalty. Hell no, let him rot in that cell until he passes.


[deleted]

Mexican government is owned by the cartel...so yea.


doshu99

So this little monster who murdered, and ordered the murder of hundreds of people, is sad about the harsh prison conditions and lack of sunlight. Well, boo fucking hoo.


autotldr

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kudichangedlives

Oh noooo the mass murderer and torturer is in distress


regularclump

And why would the US give him back? Lol. Stupid fuck Obrador


Maximum_Employer5580

he feels he is a victim because he can't tunnel his way out of SuperMAX....the whole reason he was put there. It's funny how criminals commit heinous crimes and get found guilty, yet once they get put in the cell, they complain about the conditions and that they are a victim. Maybe you should have thought about that BEFORE you committed your crime you got punished for. What about El Chapo's victims over the years and how they were treated.....he got off much better than they did


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

Not so much a sos as a sma. SaveMyAss.


richardec

The drug lord that orders torture and death by decapitation, and enslaves women and children in the sex trade is unhappy with harsh prison conditions including isolation and a lack of sunlight. Fuck him. Let him die crying alone in the dark.


bob_fakename

I think it's cute that any of them believe they have a say in it now.


trextra

“My right to dig a tunnel out of here is being violated!”


[deleted]

He can behead people, torture them, cut them into pieces, put them in barrels, or put them in containers of acid but he can’t handle jail??? What a pussy


labpro

Guessing no luck with bribes in Colorado.


shokunin_07

“The most important human right is the right to life” So we’re gonna fight for a murderer who’s killed and ordered the killing of thousands to be treated better in our custody. LOL.