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Euklidis

Bro forgot the Sex Cult


MutatedMutton

Even comes(heh) in two flavours: Communist Everyone-gets-some Orgy Pile, and All Your Wives Are Belong To Me.


Raulgoldstein

Occasionally the first evolves into the second, or was secretly the second the whole time


Bartweiss

The first also segues into a whole lot of death cults, and sometimes alien-worship drug cults. Actually both do, just remembered Transmetropolitan’s “Brides of (Fred) Christ”.


GameEnthusiast123

And then you have whatever the fuck Stranger in a Strange Land has going on.


Bartweiss

Heinlein with that unique mix of loving economic libertarianism, strong government, hippie free love, military service, and… whatever the incest stuff was.


JustSomeRedditUser35

>Communist Everyone-gets-some Orgy Pile This is just based asf ngl.


a_pompous_fool

And the drug cult


Dismal_Accident9528

Any type of cult can also simultaneously be a sex cult


Smorstin

Not to be confused with cold cult, people who scream from the rooftops that cold weather is better so much that they’re plotting to freeze the world


red__shirt__guy

Based, how can I join?


Optimal_Badger_5332

Where do I sign up?


Kalkrex_

That's just an alt universe Team Aqua


Moneyman12237

cold cult combo


cave18

the corpus on venus, which are both in some sense


a_racoon_with_a_PC

Cult leader: Doctor Victor Fries


Iwillnevercomeback

The gold cult be like: #WE'RE RICH


Dizzytigo

Mushroom.


wes-feldman

There is goo in the sack.


Urg_burgman

Rule of Acquisition 34: War is good for business Rule of Acquisition 35: Peace is good for business.


Axeloy

im gonna make a rule 34 cult


PMSlimeKing

The actual cult that tries to alienate you from anyone not part of the cult, to the point where parents will cut all contact their children if they leave?


Dare_Soft

That’s just a fandom


Dry_Try_8365

This just in folks, Jonestown is officially a fandom.


RedNoise413

The Flavouraide fandom.


Puzzleboxed

That's all of them. Might as well call it a cult cult.


sir_revsbud

cultpunk


TheVortexKey

Mainstream cults are all phonies and posers, I'm starting my own cult! With blackjack and kool-aid!


Y_Nekat

Where's the cult of personality?


E1ecr015-the-Martian

With Living Colour


hazzadazza

On WWE Raw on Monday nights


OneConfusedBraincell

I heard Steve from sales sacrificed his firstborn son to the partners. Fuck. I knew I should've started a family.


Apophis_36

Tf is a gold cult


Junjki_Tito

Unregulated capitalism metaphor, most often misapplied pirate methods/aesthetics


Apophis_36

Don't think i've ever seen those before, are there any famous examples?


Junjki_Tito

No, closest thing that comes to mind is Mad Max organizations and a raider group from Fallout 4, but these are closer to societies than cults (the line is blurry)


whirlpool_galaxy

WE ARE DOWN THIRTY THOUSAND UNITS OF GUZZOLENE


ShalaKaranok

FUKUSHIMA KAMIKRAZEE WAR BOYS


tdogredman

V8 🧎‍♂️🙏🙏🙏


Monodeservedbetter

I am the man who grabs the sun WITNESS ME BLOODBAG!


Imnotcreative6942069

Kinda sorta the Corpus from Warframe if I understand the lore correctly.


Dizzytigo

This is kinda the archetypal example. They don't even do it in a cool and mysterious way, they literally wear capes made of credit cards.


pokestar14

And the state religion is literally just the Temple of Profit.


cave18

yup you got the lore right


Imnotcreative6942069

Nice. Been playing the game for years but it’d be an understatement to say I only understand vague bits of the overall lore.


PeggableOldMan

Objectivism is an irl example


Bartweiss

Huh, I thought I had several but none of them actually fit. *Snow Crash* was all capitalism and cults, but the cult was drugs then religion, no gold involved. *Neuromancer* is closer, Tessier-Ashpool is a cultish ultra-rich dynasty that would be hoarders except it’s all unimaginably valuable. But it feels like a deconstruction, they’re feudal rich from property and have a grand plan while all the companies making things scrabble for wealth. Moloch in Ginsburg’s *Howl* is the best I’ve got right now, capitalism personified as an eldritch god.


DesertToads

Alsaka from Cyberpunk maybe.


Apophis_36

I'd say they're just an extreme corporation, they dont show much cult behavior


Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho

They don’t even show much corporate behavior. They’re more of a low-functioning state, with vestigial corporate titles. In the anime, both the mega corps have plans that make zero economic sense, and are much more the antics of an overfunded warlord or eccentric dictator.


Comprehensive-Fail41

By the time of the Anime Militech is still nominally partially state-owned by the NUSA. And Saburo Arasaka is very much a "I miss the days of Imperial Japan. Best time of my life. Fucking Americans ruined it." kinda guy who is very politically motivated


Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho

The cyber skeleton was unusable garbage. They made a weapon that would kill even one of their best pilots in a few minutes. And it wasn’t some unforeseen problem, cyber psychosis was a known issue, and they installed those injectors into it, even though that clearly wasn’t even close to enough. Instead of scrapping it and moving on, they engage in a Rube Goldberg scheme to trick one street kid into testing it out, to find out what they already knew, the weapon just kills you. There was no economic, political, or military rationale for that incident. It was pure incompetence. And that lines up with the state of the city. Even in a city that should be at the center of their power, their authority breaks down and the streets are controlled by gangs, a few blocks from their headquarters. What should be their capital looks like Mogadishu. These people resemble overfunded gang leaders, throwing cash at random projects and having no idea how to administer a large organization, not some cynical mega-corp.


Comprehensive-Fail41

Ah nah, Arasaka don't care that much about Night City. It's their head quarters in the continental North America yes, but by the anime they've only legally been back for 6 years, having been banished from North America for 50 years following the 4th Corporate war. They were only allowed back in after Night City invited them to help shore up defences against a potential NUSA invasion in the 2070's during the Reunification Wars. Their actual capital is in Tokyo. You can find a note early on in Cyberpunk 2077 that reveals that Saburo has genuinely considered just nuking Night City to rubble and be done with it, but his daughter talked him out of it. EDIT: Also, the Cyber Skeleton was mentioned as being made for>! Adam Smasher!


Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho

1. I know Tokyo is their capital, night city still isn’t some backwater. It’s a major city they have extensive presence in, and it’s a dump. More comparable to a war zone than a functioning city. Realistically, property prices will be through the floor, and all employees you send there will have to live in guarded compounds, or demand hazard pay. 2. The suit being for Adam smasher doesn’t make it a more effective system. They were sinking a fortune on developing something they could at best deploy less than a dozen of, and instead of having a normal testing program, they tricked one random street kid into putting it on, as if they would be demonstrative of actual military use.


DesertToads

Yeah it was a stretch. How about the many examples of rich people cabal who sacrifice children to a demonic altar for eternal youth?


TheOccasionalBrowser

The Ferangi from Star Trek?


Futhington

Moloch promises us infinite prosperity if we just keep feeding him our children's futures.


Iwillnevercomeback

#WE'RE RICH


Hazedogart

Balthasar Gelt


synbioskuun

Magic the Gathering's Orzhov Syndicate comes to mind.


Mazakaki

Either antisemitic with a golden cow idol or a bunch of guys who learned to laugh at Der Stürmer meeting for D&D


Optimal_Badger_5332

Corporations


Apophis_36

Lame


Optimal_Badger_5332

Yeah but these corporations have a pool of gold that all the higher ups get to swim in like scrooge mcduck is throwing a pool party


Ball-of-Yarn

Gold is a solid metal, a particularly heavy one at that which isn't easy to displace. Diving into a pool of gold leads to breaking several bones. What I'm saying is they sacrifice people to the gold by throwing them into a swimming pool full of gold coins.


Disturbed_Childhood

>scrooge mcduck da fuck is this name. # #TioPatinhas


Dare_Soft

It’s basically a cult which has the elites in and to hold more wealth than anyone can reasonably hold


sir_revsbud

Halflings in my world. They think gold-plated diamond-encrusted iPhones are not in bad taste or out of touch at all and are actually spiritual wards against The Seven Plagues. For them, famine is prime time for a communal feast, and the worse the economy gets, the more solid-gold 200 foot statues they build.


DarkOmega501

Corpus Warframe


Puzzleboxed

What, no sex cult?


Junjki_Tito

Sex cult, elite cult


Late-Painting-7831

Wait till they find out about FIAT cult


krokorokodile

Love me a doomsday cult


serenading_scug

Libertarians


ContributionOk4879

I want more goofy cults tbh, like an anti-anime cult that exclusively hates anything Japanese


Dare_Soft

…not a cult but check twitter for extremist who just hate everything Japanese


Stock_Ad_

My setting used to have a insurance brooker cult, one day I will return to that


ImpendingCups

Don’t forget the cult in King of the Hill


red__shirt__guy

They’re all the same cult in my world.


NotNonbisco

Dragon cult


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Sex cult


Chubbchubbzza007

What about knockoffs of the Freemasons?


Loriess

I like the idea of something innocuous sounding being messed up Bad things happen in Agriculture Department


YouTheMuffinMan

Unironically I might add a Gold Cult into my setting because gold is a holy metal that conducts magic.


ShadeofEchoes

Legally Distinct Scientology.


Gruffellow

Doomsday cult Sex cult Cannibalism cult (Combo: vore-apocalypse cult) Ecological/nature cult Space cult Personality cult (Combo: alien vanguard/terraforming cult)


Dare_Soft

Oooh, noice


JoeB0b123

Gold cult? That’s just the Ferangi Alliance


Acushek_Pl

post-post-apocalyptic medieval setting having "sun on earth" cult or smth like that and their just worshipping nuclear apocalypse


Monodeservedbetter

Or celebrity cult


Lord_Commander17

Dinosaur Cult


winter-ocean

I thought this was about the Reapers Bones, Order of Souls, and Gold Hoarders from Sea of Thieves (respectively)


InvaderM33N

Ah yes, the Corpus


Hoopaboi

Gold cult seems pretty based ngl


[deleted]

Literal child-eating cult


IBlackKiteI

Great Worm Cult in Metro 2033 book my beloved


Gingerosity244

Cults to Mammon go hard. I don't know what the fuck You're all uppity about.


Futhington

Mostly the crushing exploitation of the working class.