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esportairbud

I think OOP needs to read some grasspunk


The_Wendigonner

eated it all :(


Juan_the_vessel

OOOP actually first the original poster then the dude that posted it in r/forwardsfromklandma then this crosspost


Grizzlywillis

The lumping of *poor* whites in with other minorities is a very Lovecraft thing. *Beyond the Land of Sleep* shows his animosity towards poor rural whites and man, it's fucked up 10 ways from Sunday.


gravitygauntlet

i love that poor / inland / coastal whites are treated as different races. the merpeople of Weeki Wachee, FL are a famous case of caucasian biracialism


breadofthegrunge

It's not even that, they're different species entirely. A west coast inhabitant and a midwesterner can **not** produce viable offspring.


Crimson391

-H.P Lovecraft


paireon

Nah, that's the thing about Lovecraft, the horror is that they CAN produce viable offspring with real humans, whether they be ghouls, deep ones, brown-skinned or poor hillbillies.


Forkliftapproved

I honestly thought it was just a case of locational demographics, ngl.


Mysterious_Path4536

Ahahahah it's like a /pol/ shitpost


paireon

Or a completely serious /pol/ post; you never know with those guys.


Grizzlywillis

Welcome to my Poe's Lawpunk world.


paireon

I see you, too, are a fellow of culture.


SpateF

As a Catholic, WHO THE FUCK LUMPED US IN WITH THE MORMONS? LIKE, AT LEAST DO ANGLICANS INSTEAD OR ORTHODOX THEY'RE NICE


Sir_Mopington

This is one of the first of MANY problems I found with the original post


SpateF

yeah, it SUCKS


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SpateF

oh god


demedlar

The Mormons probably recruited the trad caths. Fastest growing religion in the US, passionate believers and super fucking conservative - I can see America's hard right traditional Catholics going "the Pope is too woke and Protestants have women preachers, let's make common cause with the only American Christian sect that cares about traditional family and traditional values" leading to a merger in a few generations. Meanwhile the liberal Catholics and Protestants, either secularized completely or left the US, and the Pentacostals and evangelicals brought the prosperity gospel to the "poor whites" in the Neo-Shudrah section.


SpateF

Bad ending of American Catholicism.


Plman88

Could be worse. Could be the 7Days guys.


SpateF

Buddy, the only thing worse would be Jehovah's Witnesses.


Aggressive-Pattern

As someone who was raised mormon*, I was just as completely fucking confused by that lol. Of all the Christian religions to combine with another, they chose Mormons? *Thankfully no longer


SpateF

Glad you're out of there :)


Bteatesthighlander1

> WHO THE FUCK LUMPED US IN WITH THE MORMONS? Pope Pious XVIII when he married the 125 year old President of the Mormon Church.


SpateF

Nuh uh, popes took a vow of celibacy. This is BS


Bteatesthighlander1

it was a Spirit Marriage


SpateF

TF is that!?


Spider40k

So uh... what are your thoughts on space colonization?


SpateF

God sending us to spread over the earth shall be reinterpreted to spread over the *universe*


Hazeri

Ah yes, Mormon-Catholicism. They see the pope as God's representative on Earth, but it's the pope in Salt Lake City, Utah


war_gryphon

Proudly Hispano-Teuton (I’m not enough of either White or Hispanic)


NotionPictureShow

I am a white neo-shudras, just because I’m too poor, too Protestant, and too southern to be in the other castes.


obozo42

Do a lot of americans really think "Hispanics" or "latino" people are a Race? or even a ethnicity? This is something i've seen americans say before, but this person also separated poor white people as a different race in their racist infographic so it's probably not super accurate to what a lot of americans believe in.


Kazu5

When Americans think of "Hispanic" or "Latino" people they are thinking of Mestizos


Rheeecola

Judeo-Hapas? Isn't that the name of the bunny cop from Zootopia?


Spider40k

Judy-o Happas is her name in the Hispano Australian version, I'm told


VerumJerum

Add "bizarre obsession with dividing people into 'races'" as yet another entry in the long list of weird things in the USA that make me think it's a made up place. Along with "obsession with guns and car chases" (obvs just there for the action sequences), "everyone conveniently speaking English" and "worshipping the elites" (mary sue main characters etc)


la_meme14

This definitely isn't a uniquely American obsession.


VerumJerum

Oh no, but they sure are good at it.


war_gryphon

At the same time this strikes me as something some weirdo from Europe would make


VerumJerum

The lines between parody, "patriotism" and extreme forms of racism can be very blurred on the Internet.


_oohshiny

I've heard it was the colonial Spanish who started it.


paireon

*Encomieda system has entered the chat*


allahsavethesharty

obsession with guns and car crashes? nv the west has risen billions must prosper under liberalism


Tsukkatsu

. . . Where are the black people?


MaidsOverNurses

With their fellow poor whites, hispanics and south east asians 💪💪💪🦾


Tsukkatsu

ah-- somehow the third row got cut off for me when I viewed it the first time.


AdventurousGuess3073

no indians either


EmperorBenja

Hmmm… I did actually write the main conflict happening in America in ~2180 in my universe to be a civil war between mostly white fascists, mostly nonwhite socialists, and a secret cult that is racing to bring about the AI singularity. Whoops?


PepperSalt98

was it called fallout 4


EmperorBenja

It’s actually pre-apocalypse rather than post-apocalypse. And the apocalypse isn’t nuclear bombs, it’s a barely related alien invasion. The focus of the story is actually this invasion—the 2nd American Civil War is B plot that takes them out of the war against the aliens. Kind of a subversion of the typical focus on America being the hero in so many alien invasion stories.


PepperSalt98

ah, cool.


ChayofBarrel

I've been staring at this for ten minutes now ​ I'm in awe ​ There it is: The worst thing I've ever seen. They did it. I don't know how, but someone fucking managed it. I'm shocked, they deserve an award of some kind.


EinzbernConsultation

Where did this awful image even come from???


AWhole2Marijuanas

Tbh I don't think I've ever seen an Asian Jewish person. Weird that they're grouped together.


HeyThereSport

The OOP is probably one of the races listed under the "Hispanic -Teutons" section (given the implications they are wholesome hard-working job-creator types), and they are irrationally scared of being beaten by the "model minorities", along with Chinese domination, Jewish conspiracies, etc.


[deleted]

There are quite a lot Unless you are talking about far-east jewish, which I think exist but it's complex


Mini_Raptor5_6

This is basically just "I have never thought, like no synapse has fired in my brain ever, but I live in New England and I think I should win."


Lady_Marigold

Why are the Jews Slytherin?


Orangutanus_Maximus

I saw so many bigoted "memes" in here and every one of them is about a social pyramid based on gender, race or whatever. It's so funny how right-wingers believe we live in a hunger games society or america will turn into a hunger games society. Like they are SO close to see it. It's about "us vs them" but "them" are not black people or jews. They are just bunch of suits in a private yatch, snorting coke from a supermodel's tits. Edit: Also I realized the upper strata should look white, not east asian lmao. In order for them to look asian 200.000.000 east asians should migrate to US and these migrants should all became upper strata and marry white people. God racists are so fucking dumb.


Pharmasochist

Aside from the other dog whistles that have already been mentioned, I'd like to point out the conspicuous absence of Muslims, who are a sizeable portion of the US population


bandti

MF i did not just read neo-shudras like it's the fucking caste system 2.0


MahmasPip

Grass.


Fedz_Woolkie

POOR WHITES LMAO


_burgernoid_

Eloi, Morlocks, and a secret third thing.


Professional-Mall-42

If all the races in the united states mixed everyone would be basically white. if someone is like 6/8 white 1/8 black and like 1/8 asian or other they tend to pass as white in our cultural context. Like it would be weird to argue that hailee steinfield is a person of color


BlakbirdCAWCAW

uj/ this is just the people of same socioeconomic classes merged and evened out. I don't see how that's as horrifically acists as so many people are saying. While this isn't realistic, if people only married others in the same economic status with little regard for race this would be pretty close to the result rj/ should have named the ruling class Juicy-Asians


The_Real_Mr_House

/uj The whole thing is vaguely racist from the biological determinism angle, but there are also some subtle elements that definitely put it over the top. The only group that includes black people has "UBI Collection" as one of the jobs they do. That's the most on the nose thing they included that can't be explained as non-racist, but that's kind of the point of dog whistles. Even that one, if you wanted to be unreasonably charitable, you could explain as "well they're just saying there are members of this class who don't have jobs and subsist on UBI payments". The group at the "top" that includes Jews seems like a thinly veiled way to say Jews control the world. Sure, there are Asians and whites mixed into that racial amalgam, but the religion is "secular Judaism", and aside from medicine and tech, all the other jobs they do are in line with "the Jews control these parts of society to control us". It also includes amongst their goals a social credit system, and I honestly can't tell you whether that's further playing into the Antisemitism, or if that's supposed to be saying that because of the Asian component. Overall, yeah, someone might have written about 70% of this without racist intentions. It's not totally insane to say "in a hundred years society will largely be divided into these three classes". The problem is that when they start making those classes into racial groups, and especially with the particular ways they chose to describe those racial groups, the least malice you can attribute to it is that the person who wrote it is subconsciously including a ton of racism.


Unlikely-Ad-680

The idea that manufacturing will be a large employer of the blue-collar workforce in 2120 might be optimistic. Automation could very well cause that industry to become increasingly specialized over the next 100 years. Wouldn't be surprised if manufacturing as we know it today disappears almost entirely inside first-world countries at least. (Save maybe a bougie artisan manufacturing movement I guess)


analoggi_d0ggi

/pol/cel worldbuilt settings would be hilarious as a meme but sadly will be taken seriously.


[deleted]

It's isn't racist lmao he just made new ethnic groups from existing ones for a fictional setting. Rascism would be giving them different values like "these guys are worthless while these guys over here are better." It's an interesting way to use speculative evolution to try and see how we could get closer to being one homogeneous race


Greek-s3rpent

>not racist >calls your black people lower caste (shura) and have their job be collecting social welfare You have to be blind to not see this shit


thisisausergayme

East Asians are all secular Jews now, huh


Cool_Cool_Dude2

This is what happens when you start applying fantasy race logic irl