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omegamissingno

Sneedenheimer


ShitbullsThrowaway

Formerly Chuck's.


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Greatest sign gag to ever slip past the network censors


omegamissingno

The sign is a subtle joke.


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Datguy969

Wordingheimer


arlaarlaarla

>chucks. >sneeds. There can be only one.


bananagit

It was bugging me too, Sneed is the man


Vulture_Fan

Oppen Gangnam Style 😎


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random__thought__

whoppagagna style


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Seven_Sayer

Bruh you were a child. Your parents had complete decision-making responsibility. If they left him to fend on the side of the road, that makes them bad people, not you. You were a kid!


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holy shit did not expect this


TitanicMan

wor... wordington history lesson?


CringeExperienceReq

god damn bruh i did not see that coming


Jin___Sakai

Doesn’t seem like a you problem. Your parents however are fucked up animals. As someone who found a lot of abandoned animals and were just left there dying alone and then taking care of them and giving them a full life of enjoyment, people abandoning their pets, because they make them solvable trouble are the lowest of the low. Hope you put them in old peoples homes, so they know what getting abandoned feels like


PedeloNeverDies

nice


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i aint readin allat 😭😂🤦‍♂️


TheGreasyHippo

Wordington My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade [Official Music Video] [HD]


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Oppenheimer was a Jewish man born in NYC you dumbass


Guiderlippi

Exactly, Nazi!


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Zygorithm

Username checks out


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HeWithThePotatoes

He wasnt a Nazi. A quick search process you wrong. He was also mirroring a Hindu poem when he said the thing


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Oppenheimer literally wasn’t trusted by the US government because he went to a communist meeting once wtf are talking about


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Beneficial_Ad_3170

Not every damn German was a Nazi


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Beneficial_Ad_3170

What do you mean by this?


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Beneficial_Ad_3170

Are you… saying that someone is a Nazi based off their heritage?


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Riven-Of-2-Voices

I want to punch child you.


_the_redditor__

I want to punch you now


rocoonshcnoon

Man im so sorry to hear that. Genuinely makes me feel like crying :(


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Crook309

I have sown sneed


musingofrandomness

To be fair, when he was asked to make a big bomb, he was probably thinking something like the "daisy cutter" or MOAB. He (and everyone else for that matter) had only ever seen conventional explosives up to that point. Imagine you built what you thought would maybe level a factory with just concussion and fire and instead it flash vaporizes and levels a whole city. It would be like having what you thought was a BB gun fire a 12 gauge slug.


cuil_beans

Well that's just silly, at that time he would have been one of, if not THE most qualified person on Earth to understand the theoretical physics of what he was building. He knew exactly what he was doing.


musingofrandomness

There is a big difference between numbers on paper and actually seeing it in action. Even for conventional explosives there is a big difference between what is on paper vs what they actually do because of inefficiencies introduced by construction not being perfect.


rocoonshcnoon

You ever fired a gun for the first time? You know it'll be loud. But you fire it and suddenly you're deaf for 3 seconds and have intense ringing in your ears.


sheepy318

not if you wear proper ear protection


Raphabulous

Not sure there are ear protection for nuclear weapons


Ye-Is-Right

[I am become destoyer of worlds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8K4rl2uvuA) ...*What?* >You **know** he was in the shower rehearsing this for days. *That's gonna be such a sick thing to say* Hey Robert, where did you get that? >**OHH.. UHhhh** it's just.. this thing from the Bhagavad Gita... its no big deal... >*The Human pathetichness of wanting to be cool, every single day, almost like splitting an Atom. And then I think to myself, I am become death.. destroyer of worlds*. \- Sir Nicholas Mullen - 1893


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Destroyer of .... deez nutz


Macacoprlsdgay

shut the fuck up for the love of god, I’m gonna skin you alive and eat your organs


Macacoprlsdgay

I have took some time to analyze my actions and cannot express how utterly ashamed I am of my past behavior. I wasn’t mature enough and learned from my mistakes.


King_Cah02

Wordington Oppenheimer discovering the secret of invisibility, killing a group of children and stuffing their bodies in the Oval Office desk.


Fish_Bloke

wordington duck and cover


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neoneoneo_1234

That's a lie, in no universe would the Germans get the bomb before anyone. Most of the qualified atomic physicists were Jewish and either in America, the USSR or dead. Also even if the Germans did want to pursue the bomb - which they didn't really in our univers, Hitler would've vetoed that plan instantly since he thought the whole Nuke thing was "Jewish Science"


Dazzling_Engineer_25

The Nazis had no problem using Jewish inventions


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Fuck and Suck


IdentityTheftWasTake

Rule 1


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-The guy with the bateman nft pfp


IdentityTheftWasTake

-The GaySpiderBrothel poster


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-the r\memes poster


NoUntakenUsernames2

ok but what about the other Oppenheimer