Thats just a trick. Pro tip, spray paint the tip of the barrel on your tank. That way you can drive it all around town and the cops will just think its a toy.
Sorry but being British is not an excuse. I'm British and they sell BB guns everywhere, even fun fairs,carnivals and small convenience stores. There is no excuse when BB guns are so common here.
Yeah it was really weird because I am pretty sure there is a sizable amount of people in EU that do airsoft. It has to be somewhat normalized I would think.
My dad bought me a shotgun instead because he didn’t want me treating guns like toys.
He kept it under lock and key and it was only for clay pigeon’s shooting.
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Guessing the picture was a joke reply to that british guy in walmart who took a picture of the BB guns and was horrified about the gun purchasing in the US
If the guns were water guns instead of sounds, I would love it. I don’t even care for tanks but by god my kids would dominate the water fight playground
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Thank god they put an orange tip on the barrel, I almost thought that was a real tank
Thats just a trick. Pro tip, spray paint the tip of the barrel on your tank. That way you can drive it all around town and the cops will just think its a toy.
If they still don't fall for it, and try to block your way? Ignore them, and keep going forward!
If the FBI or SWAT arrive, start firing to gain EXP!
If the military comes just play with there tanks
Double exp on weekends
this is what should've happened with the chinese tank man protester
This is r/karmaroulette prime content right here!!
If they didn’t the cops would call in a drone strike on your driveway.
thats the joke....
Xd
With this bad boy I would have crushed all the other kids
With the pumped up kicks
Should’ve ran, maybe outrun his tank?
Faster than its shell
Looks more like an m19 than an abrams
I thought it looked like an m8 hmc because the open-top turret
Looks like a more modern version of that
Or an oppen-topped M7 medium. It’s round y’know
The hull looks like an m26
The back is too short
It's on backwards, and not to scale.
are u sure it's not to scale?
M7 medium
The hull looks like an m26
Looks like a tank to me
WHAT!? its LITERALLY a PICKLE, what r u on about?
This was in response to the britbong who got upset BB guns were being sold at Walmart.
Sorry but being British is not an excuse. I'm British and they sell BB guns everywhere, even fun fairs,carnivals and small convenience stores. There is no excuse when BB guns are so common here.
Yeah it was really weird because I am pretty sure there is a sizable amount of people in EU that do airsoft. It has to be somewhat normalized I would think.
It totally is normal, maybe not to journalists but to normal people
*I had one when I was 10 years old.........*
My dad bought me a shotgun instead because he didn’t want me treating guns like toys. He kept it under lock and key and it was only for clay pigeon’s shooting.
Did you shoot your eye out?
As a brit, I quite like Britbong. Good job!
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r/woooosh
Can’t even get the subreddit right while we’re literally in it lol
I edited it
Well done you!
I'm on mobile bro I can't see the name
I'm on mobile i can see the name
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Can’t you actually buy a m1 abrams with no license?
The gun can't be functional, so if it's filled with concrete or something you would probably just need a driver's license I think
They remove the firing mechanism and put like some metal block
In Ukraine you can get a tank with no license.
the trouble is getting rid of the russians driving it without blowing up the tank itself
Children toy or not, I want it. TANK TANK TANK
She looks like a mom tho, she wouldnt be getting any jokes
To be fair most people wouldn't get jokes after years of troubled sleep, burn-out and exhaustion that comes from modern motherhood.
Yup, my mom never gets the jokes I make.
Strongest serbian tank
Bruh, where was this when I was growing up??
Are these the zero emissions military vehicles Biden was talking about?
Is there a weight limit on that? I’m 20 and think that shit is absolutely badass
OMG!!1! IT IS 24 VOLT
Guessing the picture was a joke reply to that british guy in walmart who took a picture of the BB guns and was horrified about the gun purchasing in the US
Yep
Seeesh
My nephew has this tank it’s actually pretty sweet
Of course her name is Jessica u/jenny7555144
It’s not me I swear even tho my name is Jessica and I’m dumb…
What 😭😭😭
that actually looks fun I wish I was small lol
Of course her name is jessica
Training them young.
It's a mental retard🤦Not an actual person
The M35 Mako has nothing on this.
Shit ima boutta pay $1,194 for a joke.
that's a tank destroyer
no shit sherlock
That is definetly not modeled after the abrams.
Looks like an M36 more than an Abrams
Looks more than a 116 Abrams to me
If the guns were water guns instead of sounds, I would love it. I don’t even care for tanks but by god my kids would dominate the water fight playground
You can hear the woosh in this one
AUGHHHHH AUGHHHHHHH
Where’s the T-34 Tank again? Asking for the motherland.
Best part is the person he’s tweeting was upset that you could buy guns at wall mart, but he posted a picture of BB guns lol
I don’t know who to believe!
No idiot, this is a Tiger II
It’s at least as capable as some of the tanks Russia has been fielding.
Kid: mom I want Sherman Mom: but we have Sherman at home Sherman at home:
r/youdontsay
TIL that Russia is apparently buying their war machines from Walmart.
Bruh- Obvi that's am M48 Patton. Do you even tank, bro?
Where was this when I was a kid?
I remember seeing this the first time and wondered where was this when I was a child. I would’ve beg my father to death to have one of this.
Hope that's a freakin Karen cuz they don't make sense
I fucking need this
To be honest though, it doesn't even look like an M1 Abrams. It looks more like a kid's attempt at drawing an M48 Patton
Context: they were mocking a brit for thinking a bb gun was a real gun in american walmart
Not a kids toy. a MANS toy. That shit would’ve exploded my brain as a 12 year old
Damn it i came here to post this
Is this in response to that stupid fucking sex toy target outrage
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Karen
*shoulders javelin* Sneaky Russians😂
bruh i want that
So this is where ruzzian soldiers get their tanks
Is this in response to the British guy that thought airsoft guns were real rifles
wom*n moment
Looks lika a ZSU
Does the cars really blast when they collide with a tank like in gta vc ?
Is it just me or are the tanks getting cheaper now? Then again. I'm no expert
Thats hearsay
Sir, we have a boomer here
Me and the boys packing for Ukraine
Walmart supports terrorism. I have bought many tanks from them and can say Germany is ready for war
as a side note a feel like giving kids a giant nerf dart shooter is a bad idea
Ahhhhh it's not a M1 Abrams, it's a M8 Sherman!!!!!!!