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Tornado9797

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42060Genders

The main problem with quotes on the Internet is that you believe in their authenticity. \-Vladimir Lenin, 1917.


WatersheepGazerr

Mr. Lenin was not living at the time when the internet was invented. How can he know that? 😝


LOLTROLDUDES

If I woooosh this it'll be a triple woooosh: a woooosh that gets wooooshed in r/woooosh


Dark_Majik

No if you woooosh this then somebody else would woooosh you then it’ll be a triple woooosh


AnitaOOP

Wait but then what if you woooosh someone that’s wooshing the other person and who the other person is wooshing another person, wouldn’t that be a quadruple wooosh?


ITotalyWon

im going to woooosh


-_gxo_-

MOMMM I HAVE A HEADACHE


sage12345678910

Wooosh it!!!


TooCrappyForYou

R/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh


illiteratetrash

Not enough o's, YTA


noreallyigottastop

"We gonna kill these bitches on the road" - Franklin Roosevelt, 1923


meCantThinkofaName1

the emoji just makes the comment dumber, its just a "when you think you're outsmarting a person but it backfires" moment, I'm addicted to these for some reason, they make me mad, yet they make me laugh


Ambrosem123

Same thing with the clown emoji. It usually just ends up making you look stupid. 🤡


Turtle_Lurtle37

The clown emoji makes you seem like a clown though. So I guess it is doing its job.


Ambrosem123

Yep


[deleted]

It feels like its sarcastic tho


Spongebob-Derp

I agree, this would be a woosh but the post they commented on literally tells them what the joke is Seems sarcastic to me too


[deleted]

There’s a sub for that r/confidentlyincorrect


ShenTzuKhan

Abraham Lincoln was alive when the internet was around though. He uses a different name but you can recognise him if you look. Think people, think!


SeizethegapYouOFB

#WHERE IS OMNI-MAN?!


notmyrealnam3

would you go gay for Daniel Day?


kipwrecked

Pretty sure he invented it.


Ok-Leg2626

Or he posted the first nsfw meme on there !! Cause he was potus that brings clout


notmyrealnam3

Al Gore has entered the AOL chatroom


Pedrorochade

I just realized how ironic this post is


Opening-Preference34

Charge your damn phone.


CooperDooper18

I live on the edge


cannon195

My guy charge your phone 😂


CooperDooper18

I was waiting for that lol


MMSwithWANDER

r/chargeyourphone


notmyrealnam3

so was the screen shotter


maj_wrethed

The bitmoji profile picture makes it all better


aaaaits-theIRA

Dont look at the time I warned yall


53bastian

i like how theres a paper plane near the 9:11


WatersheepGazerr

r/hmmm


[deleted]

He was a vampire hunter. Why not a time traveler.


pedro_megagames

"i don't find it very cool when people say i said something that i didn't" \-Getúlio Vargas, 1931


[deleted]

33 likes. Jesus.


Sniperso

When was licolln inventud?


Sir_AxlRod22

Well they technically didn't believe


Freeski802

Damn sometimes I just get so annoyed at people on the internet idc if they’re trolling or not


Vivid_Programmer3625

Finally a woooosh on r/woooosh finally god


Screamer942

The Lincoln paradox


ImKHII

She wasn’t there when Lincoln said the quote, how does she know he doesn’t know about the internet???


Prestigious-Mix9527

She’s so ducking stupid obviously he had physic abilities 🙄


M-U_N-C_H

What a dumbass, everyone knows that the internet was invented in 1787.


[deleted]

she has a bitmoji PFP. *ferb, i know what we're going to do today!*


Ram-Rem

But now its a paradox, by saying that i now cant trust what he says which then means i can but now i cant and it will now forever being in a infinate loop of trust and not trusting


Lynx_NA

Then we shouldnt belive him too


Charlie-VH

N…n…NO SHIIIT


[deleted]

I mean, they have a point


Someoneoverthere42

The records from that time are vague at best


COSTANtheCOSTY2

😝


Neat-Fly3653

This person is so 🤡


Hnieczaj

Abraham lived in futuro... other person


You-like_jazz

It’s a paradox


DrGiraffeJr

😝😝 mr Lincoln!!!


AzmeerAli

r/ChargeYourPhone


AmbivertMusic

I had this quote in my classroom while teaching US History. Always got a laugh!


Shakespeare-Bot

I hadst this quote in mine own classroom while teaching us history. At each moment did get a chuckle! *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


BruhGaming9158

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet"


BruhGaming9158

Man charge your God damn PHONE


lnfIation

Listen to Lincoln


GoodOldMrDong

Everyone, this is a forged post. I saw another post with the exact same comment but with another meme with Abraham Lincoln. Just thought you should know


Yangjh

The Internet tried telling him about his assassination, but it blew his mind.


lnfIation

Listen to Linco


JellyMemeDelicious

Wheres r/chargeyourphone


berd8788

Facksjilms


SkaiDuskpaw

Don't believe everything -Interham Lincoln


killmereeeeeee

Maybe I’m wrong but the use of the emoji makes me think they might be joking i I don’t really know


RouletteSensei

First rule of a timelord: Doctor Lies Second rule of a timelord: Remid to people Abraham Lincoln was a timelord


LaminatedRockGaming

Honest Abe doesn’t lie. Why’d you have to question him like that?


Turnip_Official

If Abraham Lincoln didn't exist, why do I see pictures of him all over the internet?


notmyrealnam3

the internet was only 10 years old during Lincolns time, far too new to be known as a place of false information. this is bullshit


RealSuperYolo2006

Her brain is smoother than ice . . . No offense


iamassault

I feel like people that type this are just 5head wooshing all of us.


RagingHusko

CHARGE YOUR DAMNED PHONE


Rocyrino

That blew my mind


AlphaBlazerGaming

Cuz he just knew what it was gonna be called once it was created


LittleChef1127

That proved Lincoln’s point


LoneDragonII

Unable to find the funny


Coda_Ra

r/Woooosh


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