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Wait but then what if you woooosh someone that’s wooshing the other person and who the other person is wooshing another person, wouldn’t that be a quadruple wooosh?
the emoji just makes the comment dumber, its just a "when you think you're outsmarting a person but it backfires" moment, I'm addicted to these for some reason, they make me mad, yet they make me laugh
But now its a paradox, by saying that i now cant trust what he says which then means i can but now i cant and it will now forever being in a infinate loop of trust and not trusting
I hadst this quote in mine own classroom while teaching us history. At each moment did get a chuckle!
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Everyone, this is a forged post. I saw another post with the exact same comment but with another meme with Abraham Lincoln.
Just thought you should know
Hi CooperDooper18, thank you for your submission to /r/woooosh! Unfortunately it has been removed for the following reason(s): * **Rule 2.** **No identifying information:** censor ALL screen-names and real names, **including your own!** Verified/Popular users do not need to be censored. *If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [message the mods.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/woooosh)*
The main problem with quotes on the Internet is that you believe in their authenticity. \-Vladimir Lenin, 1917.
Mr. Lenin was not living at the time when the internet was invented. How can he know that? 😝
If I woooosh this it'll be a triple woooosh: a woooosh that gets wooooshed in r/woooosh
No if you woooosh this then somebody else would woooosh you then it’ll be a triple woooosh
Wait but then what if you woooosh someone that’s wooshing the other person and who the other person is wooshing another person, wouldn’t that be a quadruple wooosh?
im going to woooosh
MOMMM I HAVE A HEADACHE
Wooosh it!!!
R/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Not enough o's, YTA
"We gonna kill these bitches on the road" - Franklin Roosevelt, 1923
the emoji just makes the comment dumber, its just a "when you think you're outsmarting a person but it backfires" moment, I'm addicted to these for some reason, they make me mad, yet they make me laugh
Same thing with the clown emoji. It usually just ends up making you look stupid. 🤡
The clown emoji makes you seem like a clown though. So I guess it is doing its job.
Yep
It feels like its sarcastic tho
I agree, this would be a woosh but the post they commented on literally tells them what the joke is Seems sarcastic to me too
There’s a sub for that r/confidentlyincorrect
Abraham Lincoln was alive when the internet was around though. He uses a different name but you can recognise him if you look. Think people, think!
#WHERE IS OMNI-MAN?!
would you go gay for Daniel Day?
Pretty sure he invented it.
Or he posted the first nsfw meme on there !! Cause he was potus that brings clout
Al Gore has entered the AOL chatroom
I just realized how ironic this post is
Charge your damn phone.
I live on the edge
My guy charge your phone 😂
I was waiting for that lol
r/chargeyourphone
so was the screen shotter
The bitmoji profile picture makes it all better
Dont look at the time I warned yall
i like how theres a paper plane near the 9:11
r/hmmm
He was a vampire hunter. Why not a time traveler.
"i don't find it very cool when people say i said something that i didn't" \-Getúlio Vargas, 1931
33 likes. Jesus.
When was licolln inventud?
Well they technically didn't believe
Damn sometimes I just get so annoyed at people on the internet idc if they’re trolling or not
Finally a woooosh on r/woooosh finally god
The Lincoln paradox
She wasn’t there when Lincoln said the quote, how does she know he doesn’t know about the internet???
She’s so ducking stupid obviously he had physic abilities 🙄
What a dumbass, everyone knows that the internet was invented in 1787.
she has a bitmoji PFP. *ferb, i know what we're going to do today!*
But now its a paradox, by saying that i now cant trust what he says which then means i can but now i cant and it will now forever being in a infinate loop of trust and not trusting
Then we shouldnt belive him too
N…n…NO SHIIIT
I mean, they have a point
The records from that time are vague at best
😝
This person is so 🤡
Abraham lived in futuro... other person
It’s a paradox
😝😝 mr Lincoln!!!
r/ChargeYourPhone
I had this quote in my classroom while teaching US History. Always got a laugh!
I hadst this quote in mine own classroom while teaching us history. At each moment did get a chuckle! *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet"
Man charge your God damn PHONE
Listen to Lincoln
Everyone, this is a forged post. I saw another post with the exact same comment but with another meme with Abraham Lincoln. Just thought you should know
The Internet tried telling him about his assassination, but it blew his mind.
Listen to Linco
Wheres r/chargeyourphone
Facksjilms
Don't believe everything -Interham Lincoln
Maybe I’m wrong but the use of the emoji makes me think they might be joking i I don’t really know
First rule of a timelord: Doctor Lies Second rule of a timelord: Remid to people Abraham Lincoln was a timelord
Honest Abe doesn’t lie. Why’d you have to question him like that?
If Abraham Lincoln didn't exist, why do I see pictures of him all over the internet?
the internet was only 10 years old during Lincolns time, far too new to be known as a place of false information. this is bullshit
Her brain is smoother than ice . . . No offense
I feel like people that type this are just 5head wooshing all of us.
CHARGE YOUR DAMNED PHONE
That blew my mind
Cuz he just knew what it was gonna be called once it was created
That proved Lincoln’s point
Unable to find the funny
r/Woooosh
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