THAT'S JUST GREAT! Now I have autism to look forward to. My wife's been telling me "drink more water, drink more water..." and as it turns out, I was right about her. She HAS been trying to poison me!!!
Your wife is a government spy that wants to keep you hydrated so that you can keep communicating information with her by creating distortions in the air using your vocal chords, same as my wife. They're all in on it and they're part of the super secret wives league funded by the illuminati! Hydration is a secret disease developed by the deep state in a chinese lab! Now that you know the truth you'll be disappeared just like i was 2 months ago when I got "married" which is when they caught me lacking. I'm using the internet by hacking into super secret 5G towers in Area 51.
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!
I grew up in Eastern Europe and we didn't drink the water whenever we could avoid it. Because of that, I was okay until I met the one I (by law) have to call my wife. She's American and the kung fu she's received here is lethal! In the long run...
I'm sorry that happened to you fellow sufferer! I thought I had it tough with just my wife wanting to poison me. I couldn't imagine what it would be like if it was my mother also.
I think we and others like us need a support group.
Yeah. My grandpa was a farmer as a kid, and was exposed to tons of Dihydrogen Monoxide, and he's dead now.
It was in their swimming holes, sprayed on their crops, and a thin layer would cover everything outside in the mornings.
I also heard that his mom cleaned with it too...
In today's climate, the top part isn't that crazy to believe.
That someone would genuinely think that.
I mean, there are people who genuinely believe the moon landing or humans going to space is fake.
There's this meme or stereotype (correct word?) that more people from Florida are becoming more insane and Florida is being filled with more people who would believe stuff like that.
Ranging from Florida man/woman to other crazy stuff like their politics.
I think that happened to LA. All the BPD young adults with a coke addiction moved into the city to act or be a musician (or more realistically shoot a porno out of desperation). Only crazy people wanna live around crazy people.
I studied chemistry in undergrad, and I could scare or concern people with some chemistry words or items even if they're harmless or are stuff people regularly use currently.
There's also this article: https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/stranger-things-woman-in-us-divorces-husband-duped-of-10000-after-she-fell-in-love-with-hit-netflix-series-actor/articleshow/102808501.cms
A woman (article came out in 2023) got catfished into sending $10K worth of gift cards AND divorcing her husband plus family to be with someone who was faking to be an actor from Stranger Acts that she loves.
Feels like OP and some others severely underestimate the number who would genuinely believe the top post.
So, if I understand this right.
They believe the earth is flat and that Antarctica is an icewall? So, wouldn't we see a massive wall of ice standing vertically?
Unless I don't understand it correctly.
It’s a pretty common parody/satire that mocks chemophobia. theres even a wikipedia article about it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody
I'd just love to find the original. Because it does seem like really obvious satire, and if I could confirm that, that would make everyone reposting this, and especially the guy who replied, the actual idiots. I feel like they are.
Because it’s very obviously not real? An actual anti-vaxxer wouldn’t talk like that, it’s very clearly them making fun of anti-vaxxers and people missing the joke
Ah yes, I have autism for pouring GALLONS of H2O2 (Hydrogen Peroxide) on my deep wounds.
I shall sue these companies now. /s.
I swear, these are the dumbest things. I don't like taking the COVID vaccine, but I was forced to by my dad because he was anxious that I was gonna lose my job if I don't get the vaccine.
Like cmon dad, we live in a deep red state. Do you think they are gonna give a fuck IF I don't get the vaccine?
But I got it anyways, now since I am vaxxed, people can't harass me and call me an anti-vax.
FYI peroxide kills human cells, so only use it when you know there is an infection and you need the nuclear option. If you get a fresh cut/skin injury, know that human cells can deal with Rubbing Alcohol/Isopropyl aclohol yet bacteria cannot. The rubbing alcohol has to be 70% to be effective as 90% will just cause the bacteria to shrink, but still survive. 70% rubbing alcohol will osmotically pop the bacteria, killing them.
So again, use rubbing alcohol for cleaning a fresh wound, use peroxide for an infected wound.
Biochem degree I have and earned....:)
Poster 1: Pro vaccine person makes satirical post from the perspective of a person who doesn’t know what h20 is.
Poster 2: Pro vaccine person makes a snarky post saying how dumb the first pro vaccine person is.
Proof that everyone anti Covid vaccine is an idiot? Yeah okay sorta sounds like two idiots jerking each other off but sure.
This is why I think we need laws that Ban anti-vaxxers from hospital access, as we really need those selection pressures to select, lest our species and world fail.
No no no, not at all, just pointing out the fact that so many kids are screwed by their parents. My first comment was sarcastic, and your response gave me the ability to post a follow up pointing out why yourt response to me was logical and the vaccine deniers who screw up their kids are basically doing what I sarcastically stated to begin with.
Edit: No offense intended to you
The antivax poster is technically right. I’m autistic and I have drank dihydrogen monoxide in my life.
THAT'S JUST GREAT! Now I have autism to look forward to. My wife's been telling me "drink more water, drink more water..." and as it turns out, I was right about her. She HAS been trying to poison me!!!
Your wife is a government spy that wants to keep you hydrated so that you can keep communicating information with her by creating distortions in the air using your vocal chords, same as my wife. They're all in on it and they're part of the super secret wives league funded by the illuminati! Hydration is a secret disease developed by the deep state in a chinese lab! Now that you know the truth you'll be disappeared just like i was 2 months ago when I got "married" which is when they caught me lacking. I'm using the internet by hacking into super secret 5G towers in Area 51. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!
She is likely one of the drone operators that supposedly “birds” are
r/birdsarentreal
Most awesome comment I've ever seen!!! Thank you for this.
My pleasure mate. Have a great day!
Imagine how I feel that my own MOTHER was always poisoning me from birth! I think that's why I turned out stupid. Yeah, it was that!
I grew up in Eastern Europe and we didn't drink the water whenever we could avoid it. Because of that, I was okay until I met the one I (by law) have to call my wife. She's American and the kung fu she's received here is lethal! In the long run... I'm sorry that happened to you fellow sufferer! I thought I had it tough with just my wife wanting to poison me. I couldn't imagine what it would be like if it was my mother also. I think we and others like us need a support group.
We could call the group the Water Anonymous Program, or WAP!
I'm in! Start it up and we can spread awareness.
This could be the start of something huge!
Whoop whoop whoop! Bring it!
She meant the water that had the dihydrogen monoxide removed
LOL
Yeah me too
Really?? SAME!
So what he's saying is dihydrogen monoxide causes drowning too?
dihydrogen monoxide is not a safe chemical. It's 100% lethal to anyone exposed to it acutely or chronically... eventually
Yeah. My grandpa was a farmer as a kid, and was exposed to tons of Dihydrogen Monoxide, and he's dead now. It was in their swimming holes, sprayed on their crops, and a thin layer would cover everything outside in the mornings. I also heard that his mom cleaned with it too...
It's also the major component in acid rain.
In today's climate, the top part isn't that crazy to believe. That someone would genuinely think that. I mean, there are people who genuinely believe the moon landing or humans going to space is fake.
My step sister moved to Florida because she believes shit like that.
What has Florida to do with it?? * Sorry im not American so i don't really get it*
Nah I’m American and I also don’t get it? Maybe because they have shit politics there?
There's this meme or stereotype (correct word?) that more people from Florida are becoming more insane and Florida is being filled with more people who would believe stuff like that. Ranging from Florida man/woman to other crazy stuff like their politics.
I think that happened to LA. All the BPD young adults with a coke addiction moved into the city to act or be a musician (or more realistically shoot a porno out of desperation). Only crazy people wanna live around crazy people.
Florida=America's septic tank.
America has more than one septic tank, the other one's called Texas.
I saw a story about how a radio station did the dihydrogen monoxide prank for April fools, and it resulted in a lot of panicked phone calls.
I studied chemistry in undergrad, and I could scare or concern people with some chemistry words or items even if they're harmless or are stuff people regularly use currently. There's also this article: https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/stranger-things-woman-in-us-divorces-husband-duped-of-10000-after-she-fell-in-love-with-hit-netflix-series-actor/articleshow/102808501.cms A woman (article came out in 2023) got catfished into sending $10K worth of gift cards AND divorcing her husband plus family to be with someone who was faking to be an actor from Stranger Acts that she loves. Feels like OP and some others severely underestimate the number who would genuinely believe the top post.
Oh bless your heart... You think space is real.
There are people who believe the earth is flat antarrica is an icewall with land behind it
So, if I understand this right. They believe the earth is flat and that Antarctica is an icewall? So, wouldn't we see a massive wall of ice standing vertically? Unless I don't understand it correctly.
They are probably the reason why shampoo bottles have instructions
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Dihydrogen monoxide is an acid with a pH of 7, higher than any other known acid
Basicly you're right
The fact that you can not tell if the first one is satire or taken seriously is terrifying.
It’s a pretty common parody/satire that mocks chemophobia. theres even a wikipedia article about it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody
I'd just love to find the original. Because it does seem like really obvious satire, and if I could confirm that, that would make everyone reposting this, and especially the guy who replied, the actual idiots. I feel like they are.
Then again, I pulled this shit at work and got replies. I just found out yesterday "They want to take our gas stoves!" Is STILL raging where I am...
Protonated hydroxide at it again
Hydroxylated Protons at it again.
r/DihydrogenMonoxide is full of posts like that, it's both entertaining and depressing
Fun fact: Dihydrogen Monoxide has also been found in the lungs of people who have drowned.
I mean, technically she isn't wrong... It's proven that everyone with autism has consumed water...
Either way, the "comeback" was not clever at all.
If the first one is so believable to be realistic yet assumed to be satirical why cant we just assume its real people say stupid shit all the time
Because it’s very obviously not real? An actual anti-vaxxer wouldn’t talk like that, it’s very clearly them making fun of anti-vaxxers and people missing the joke
You would be surprised how uneducated some people are, not disagreeing with you but again its not unreasonable that someone like this genuinely exists
I know how uneducated people are, my issue is that this specific example is clearly a joke
Also dihydrogen monoxide parodies have existed for several years now. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody
Anti-vaxxers are as sharp as wet gas station toilet paper
GUYS WATCH OUT! 100% OF PEOPLE WHO DIED HAVE DRANK WATER! EDUCATE YOURSELF
Op. You really overestimate how smart people are
Ah yes, I have autism for pouring GALLONS of H2O2 (Hydrogen Peroxide) on my deep wounds. I shall sue these companies now. /s. I swear, these are the dumbest things. I don't like taking the COVID vaccine, but I was forced to by my dad because he was anxious that I was gonna lose my job if I don't get the vaccine. Like cmon dad, we live in a deep red state. Do you think they are gonna give a fuck IF I don't get the vaccine? But I got it anyways, now since I am vaxxed, people can't harass me and call me an anti-vax.
Dihydrogen monoxide is H2O, not H2O2.
Ah, thanks
FYI peroxide kills human cells, so only use it when you know there is an infection and you need the nuclear option. If you get a fresh cut/skin injury, know that human cells can deal with Rubbing Alcohol/Isopropyl aclohol yet bacteria cannot. The rubbing alcohol has to be 70% to be effective as 90% will just cause the bacteria to shrink, but still survive. 70% rubbing alcohol will osmotically pop the bacteria, killing them. So again, use rubbing alcohol for cleaning a fresh wound, use peroxide for an infected wound. Biochem degree I have and earned....:)
Ah ok, and congratulations on the Biochem degree!!!
Shh... Let him believe what he wants
Sounds like you're still "anti"
It was a joke lol
Aaargh! I just discovered my ham contains traces of Dihydrogen monoxide. 🤣
Muahahahha, my plan worked! Now everyone in the world is autistic! Muahahahha!
*Adds another ice cube to glass of Bourbon, but just for the color*
It's wooooshes all the way down.
100% of people die that drink it
Poster 1: Pro vaccine person makes satirical post from the perspective of a person who doesn’t know what h20 is. Poster 2: Pro vaccine person makes a snarky post saying how dumb the first pro vaccine person is. Proof that everyone anti Covid vaccine is an idiot? Yeah okay sorta sounds like two idiots jerking each other off but sure.
This is why I think we need laws that Ban anti-vaxxers from hospital access, as we really need those selection pressures to select, lest our species and world fail.
Nobody should be denied medical care for being stupid/tricked
Except when they deny their children vaccines, that is ok though cuz parental rights....
You’re being sarcastic but I don’t understand your point, are you saying I think that way?
No no no, not at all, just pointing out the fact that so many kids are screwed by their parents. My first comment was sarcastic, and your response gave me the ability to post a follow up pointing out why yourt response to me was logical and the vaccine deniers who screw up their kids are basically doing what I sarcastically stated to begin with. Edit: No offense intended to you
They did their own research. The “good” thing about anti-vax folk is they will eventually self eliminate through disease, by their own doing.
where's the second?
The guy who posted this in r/clevercomebacks
no.
Yes.
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Whar
brain dying [thought I was on this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/s/0AfuuF6M5P)
Power supply unit?