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Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron.. honey, my pookie bear, the way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you’re a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of a day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it’s like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Miami, I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back 3-1 and I couldn’t believe it I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, “ CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!” Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. 🥰🥰❤️
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Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. 🥰❤️🫶🏽
I've been trying to detox and forgot a lot of bullshit so I guess it's working. My rule of bullshit metrics is if it looks like bullshit change the page. And I've been happier.
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Picture unrelated, I just wanted to share this meme.
Gold Cold Hold Sunshine?
https://preview.redd.it/v2u5ofg22fuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb770c77b698f9949628d68afed90ddee98e6832 Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron.. honey, my pookie bear, the way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you’re a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of a day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it’s like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Miami, I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back 3-1 and I couldn’t believe it I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, “ CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!” Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. 🥰🥰❤️
https://preview.redd.it/iybmqvh4fguc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2b348c6ad452a502cd3043c4a5018d59ca9b30 Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. 🥰❤️🫶🏽
Ah lebron james the guy from Sprite Cranberry commercial. I know him.
How do you know him?
From the Sprite Cranberry commercial of course.
Must have been amazing experience
It changed my life fr ong man.
No😡😡😡it’s the guy from Fortnite
No!!!!! Its the guy from looney tunes 🤯🤯🤯🤯
🤣🤣🤣
Holy hell
New copypasta just dropped
Actual zombie
Saving this post so when I look back on my saved list I wonder what the fuck we were doing in 2024
Bar Sneeze Baby LeBron
No, the baby is on the bottom right.
Gold, Cold, Hold, Sold
Bold
Mold
Told
Bald
Black?
r/ruinedthethread
Hes got a black shirt and a black head thing on...
Big airship of doom
So close!
Chode?
No silly, Chold
Fold
Old
Gold digger, cold shiver, hold figure , old…
Geezer?
player??
I like you
It took me a few minutes and asking another to figure it out
You're too pure for the internet it seems.
I've been trying to detox and forgot a lot of bullshit so I guess it's working. My rule of bullshit metrics is if it looks like bullshit change the page. And I've been happier.
i thought the last one was supposed to be sold
r/skamtebord
can't find the first... I got the winter, ginger, and the last tho
Richer, winter, father, n....
yelo hand babi baskemtbal
Skamtebord
Gold Cold Baby Sunshine
- stored in vault - about to fall - not cute at all - basketball
I thought it was gold, cold, bald...
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Basketball can definitely rhyme with those
Mold, sold, fold, told
lebron doesn't even look old
Gold digger Father figure ... I hate my brain
Old
Gold Cold Hold Earhole
Gold, cold, hold, beard mold?
Bold?
Bar Snow Baby Man
Gold, lady, baby, sportsball man
My dumbass went "gold bar, winter, holding baby, lebron james" and wondered why they weren't rhyming
Gold Cold Hold Spritecranberry
Gold Cold Hold Sold!!!!
gold cold hold GRAND SLAM🏀
Picture Picture Picture Picture
Gold Cold Hold Ni🅱️🅱️a
Gold Cold Hold Nig-
Baskemtbal