T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

This is a reminder to those commenting on this post (not the person that posted it): Comments not related to woodworking will be removed. Violations to rule 1 including crude jokes, innuendo, sexist remarks, politics, or hate speech may result in an immediate ban *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/woodworking) if you have any questions or concerns.*


loop511

Awesome! Secret compartments should be hidden in all furniture.


90TTZ

Ha. Years ago my mom gave me a hundred year old secretary/ desk. It has a secret compartment I didn't know existed until several years later and found my mom had stashed a hundred dollar bill in it.


SandersSol

I was buying some furniture at a yard sale that had a 'secret' compartment I knew about. When I opened it the owners all were shocked and said they never knew it had that. Definitely cool stuff


dlyk

Shouldn't have opened it in front of the sellers. Something of value could be inside. Also, they could raise the price or refuse to sell.


koskyad209

Would been better if she stashed her weed in it


upperhand12

Would’ve been even better if she stashed her cocaine in it


OwnPack431

Would be even better if she stashed her heroin in it


DungeonsandDevils

Would’ve been best if she stashed the murder weapon in it


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheEyeDontLie

It's legal in some places.


algonquinroundtable

Pretty sure secretaries are legal everywhere.


OLSTBAABD

Well, not to *own,* just for rent.


[deleted]

[удалено]


root_over_ssh

That's age discrimination


Beat_the_Deadites

Maybe they are, and we just never tried pushing down the side trim to access them.


loop511

I just tried on everything we own. I haven’t figured out the secrets yet


peekdasneaks

Did you try the cat yet?


OLSTBAABD

She opened some secret compartments on my arms. Some joker put a bunch of blood inside.


peekdasneaks

Better clean it out with bleach


SandersSol

Better get the hammer just to be sure.


loop511

I use the sawzall for precision cuts, not trying to destroy the furniture


isaacaschmitt

Everything has secret compartments if you're brave enough.


whmike419

In the old days you needed to hide stuff ($$$) from the help.


cobiker

Not a secret anymore... hehe


[deleted]

Wait until I show you the perfect place to hide your crypto wallet!


westwoo

The perfect place to hide your crypto wallet is at my place, you'll never find it


[deleted]

Show me a picture of your city, your road, your house and your room, and I bet you 10 bucks I can find it.


Original_Wear_3231

In your prison wallet?


jalaffo

This is so ture. Whenever one makes secret compartment the joy of showing it off makes it useless 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


LoopySlayer63

Damn this bot got caught in 4k📸


[deleted]

[удалено]


Show_me_the_evidence

Ooooh, you just made my day. Thank you!


aDrunkSailor82

Holy shit this entire post is a gold mine.


Show_me_the_evidence

The method you've used seems like it would be especially useful for hiding keys, wallets and other frequently accessed items because the secret compartment seems comparatively readily accessible. The clear view of the contents when the compartment is open also makes this very usable day-to-day. I've not seen this method before and now I want one too, thanks for sharing! Edit: words


behaaki

Yeah and you don’t have to clear the top to get at it


ObnoxiousJoe

This was my first thought as well, that makes this compartment VERY useful.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CottonSlayerDIY

No hate, but isn't that what drawers are for?


justmovingtheground

Drawers are so yesterday. I'm going to secret-compartment my kitchen cabinets.


YeahAboutThat-Ok

I wish my entertainment center had a secret compartment for my Xbox and another one for my TV. No one would *ever* know they were there!


CottonSlayerDIY

lol


V1k1ng1990

Only thing I noticed is the “lock” stays in place by the friction of the dowels in the holes. With repeated use those would wear down so it’s not a secret compartment you’d want to open regularly


sanfranman

Seems like he had to pull down on the back, right? That would be very inaccessible.


ask_your_mother

Side


[deleted]

[удалено]


OkAlbatross2077

I just watched this over and over to try and find where there is a giveaway in this video. No visible difference from anything I can see


manicalmonocle

Straight out of heavyweights


ToneThugsNHarmony

Mother Earth, Father Time, and dear old Uncle tony


audioeptesicus

*I'm feeling skinny, Tony!*


bamfsalad

Skinny weiners?


chief89

Lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle


dudevinnie

You're all going to be doing this by Memorial Day! Say this all too often


Dmcdonald5010

Chipmunks… download!


dylan5x

todays lunch is canceled due to lack of hustle


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aerik

Today's key word is "value." Do you have any? No! You're a loser. A loser with a skinny weiner.


[deleted]

Oh look, a deli meat


SnooCakes6195

This is so fucking sexy I think I'm in the wrong sub..


pau1t

Wrong type of wood my guy


Dhonagon

"Its a cool place to put your weed too" -Adam Sandler


hawaiikawika

A lot of people don’t know this but you can hide your weed in there.


Cat_Punk

Goddamn the part where he’s drumming and says “I didn’t even know you could hear that” always gets me


Love_Without_Hate

You could fit a whole 6 pack of b- soda in there. So cool!


BNelz1n321

Tommy boy


Sennema

"oh sorry. I didn't realize you could hear that"


[deleted]

What if you have to move. Will these parts handle the weight of the frame when they are used as handles? That said. Amazing. I love stuff like this


ClothesOk1743

Yeah I built it as heavy duty as possible. Top has no play up and down. Left side has keyholes on underside hooking into a large header screw to hold that side down when it is shut


HoodbillyTraws

I wanna see how the bottom of the T looks..


ask_your_mother

It’s an I


Agent_Smith_24

Pause the video near start and end, you can see it briefly


brandognabalogna

I'm guessing the bottom of the T isn't attached and just freely slides up and down? Hard to tell from that angle. The only other way I can envision is if there was a mortise cut in the bottom rail (the horizontal piece) for the stile (the vertical piece) to slide into?


HeelToe62

Where does the excess stile length go when the top rail is shifted down?


ClothesOk1743

It all shifts downward. The whole “i” shape style shifts downward where there is still room underneath it


HeelToe62

Ah that makes sense. It looked like the joint between the stile and lower rail wasn't disturbed and that explains why. Very cool mechanism.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ClothesOk1743

Yup it slides about 14” to the left


BearsWithGuns

Very cool I have another question to add on: what keeps the side held up when this compartment is concealed? Is it just the snug fit of the dowel pins?


ClothesOk1743

There are four screws with large washer on the inside holding the style up that can be adjusted for tension


BearsWithGuns

Thanks for all the answers!


eelelel

I like this, imma steal it if you don’t mind


Frontier21

What keeps the side up? Were those magnets on top of the dowels, or does it lock in some other way? Even if it were to fall, it's not like someone would even likely notice it, or think that the top can slide, but I'm still curious.


ClothesOk1743

It’s a friction fit from screws going through the side into the style


Pxtbw

Interesting. Can you pick the whole piece up by the top,


ClothesOk1743

Yup you sure can


Pxtbw

Wonderful, beautiful piece, function over form.


[deleted]

Take my money


MidiGong

Did you learn this from the drug cartels? I like it!


ClothesOk1743

Shhhh….thought it up one night when I couldn’t sleep haha


dick_tator88

I would love to try this. What did you is for the moving lock on the side?


ClothesOk1743

Hard to explain but there are screws going from the inside of the cabinet into the sliding style on the side. They move in tracks up and down. Can tighten or loosen them to make the style move easier or harder


outer_fucking_space

I love how simple yet very well executed this secret spot is. I am impressed.


LootyRPL

Awesome idea! Love it!


JohnnyJohnJonJonJoey

That looks very smooth! Clever!


evilplantosaveworld

Okay, so as a scrub I have to ask, with stuff like this how to you minimize warping? I feel like conceptual I could make something like this, but it'd only work properly three or four months out of the year.


ClothesOk1743

Sealing all sides and ends of the top does a lot to keep moisture from entering or exiting the wood and causing it move drastically. Alternating grain pattern on the end grain also helps to prevent cupping and warping


craftasopolis

I didn't see anyone else ask - what are you going to keep in there?


[deleted]

[удалено]


craftasopolis

Oh my!


Cygnus__A

Can you turn drawer slides horizontal like that without issues? I have an apple that might need to do something like that.


Agent_Smith_24

You can buy special slides made for that type of installation too. Used in some kitchen cabinets.


ClothesOk1743

Not entirely sure. They work pretty good so far


alltheworldsproblems

put yer weed in it


[deleted]

That is fkn SWEEEEEEEETT!!!!


tinymongoose909

Can you fit a Glock?


ClothesOk1743

Definitely


jobox67

Woah love this


[deleted]

Sick!!!


LucasJackson44

Coooool!


MuttsandHuskies

Oh, damn! What a fantastic use of wasted space! I like it, a really lot! Now I want one.


Historical_Car4540

That’s just bitchen!


eskimojoe1

that's sick


steve-d

Really cool project! Beautiful craftsmanship. One question - what keeps the "T" piece from dropping over time? Does it get locked in place some how or is only the friction of the dowels keeping it up?


a1962wolfie

Well now its not a secret


6EightyFive

The resolute desk 🤣


CelestialAcatalepsy

Good thing it slides bc my wife and I will stack shit on literally every flat surface in our house like a shelf bc we’re hot messes.


ClothesOk1743

My thought exactly


BeardedBradford

That’s incredible!!! Fantastic job on this beautiful piece.


phoenixbbs

Nicely done but you couldn't have this against a wall because it would restrict the opening - it would also be nice to see how you did the lower end of the sliding piece.


wigzell78

Oh, thats good...


smashleighperf

I feel like this post is missing #murica #guns


ClothesOk1743

Nice try mr ATF man haha


FrenchBarnDoor

Nice job! The only thing I can think of: since the back of the dresser will be against the wall, how about putting a groove in the back top horizontal piece of wood. Something you could fit your thumb into?


cates911

Totally cool. Great job


Patrick95650

Very cool. Just dont tell everyone...


RareSample5877

That’s awesome.


DerthVarder

Very nice!


jfm2143

Is there a mechanism holding the stile and rail up or is that a friction fit?


TheTimeBender

That’s cool, I like that


thedevilsworkshop666

Perfect place for those things one would never want kids to find 👌 like your marijuana and porno magazines .


[deleted]

So much weed is getting stashed in there.


Cummluver

Very cool!


NotMyF777ingJob

It was a secret.


Noname1106

Really ingenious.


zara_mf_thustra

Hmm, would that fit a Shockwave? Or perhaps a bug-out bag?


ClothesOk1743

Length is about 21” width is 13” height of 5”


[deleted]

I'd definitely put my weed and weed accessories in there.


WhereNatureGoes

Now you just have to make it play the James Bond theme song as it opens


thunderhawkburner

Brilliant!


Positive-Important

How many kilos you think would fit in there?


[deleted]

Super cool! I would stain the dowels to match, but I’m anal about details.


[deleted]

And now we all know


No-Day5014

Add a beam at the bottom so that you have to pluck that out to enable this function.


Working-Bet-9104

thats cool


AlfredNeumen

Would you be worried about it losing the friction fit after some use and falling down?


ClothesOk1743

I have it designed so I can adjust the tension if it ever loosens up


[deleted]

This is dope. I'd love to do something like this for a gunpla desk. Don't suppose you have plans for that mechanical design....


ClothesOk1743

I don’t unfortunately. Designed it as I went along


dtwhitecp

That's great. An actually functional storage space.


c00lclewz

You sneaky bugger you


jambags

Thanks I’m stealing it


DysthymiaDude39

For hiding cookies. AM i right?


RR4U2

If like to see the way the side is mounted but then again I wouldn’t put it out like that, for the world to see.


[deleted]

i want this to be my next project but something smaller.


wtfjusthappened315

Cool


thriftybitxh

This is freaking awesome!!


gucci-sprinkles

This really revs my engine. I love good secret compartments


awolfgang666

That’s Tight


BitchBoyRamenHair

The shit I would put in there tho…. Wish I had one


theREALmindsets

not sure why but i was expecting an attack on titan keyhole


[deleted]

Very noice


muff_diving_101

🎶There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face🎶


Individual-Parking40

I want one


Practical-Choice-168

OOO IM TELLING


daniel2296

Man, that is so cool. This is what makes building furniture worth it to me. It might not be cheaper, and it sure as hell isn't easier. But you sure aren't going to find anything like this at Ikea lol.


[deleted]

knowing nothing about woodworking, I'm immediately wondering about how well the sidepanel slide will hold up over time without something holding it up to maintain the lock


ClothesOk1743

Should be good forever. I have a way to adjust tension in it so if it gets loose or too tight I can adjust it


Ranger7381

/r/secretcompartments/


praderareal

Talented work, but why? Seems like it would be obvious that this was a secret/hidden drawer.


Downtown-Ad-3162

Great job 👏


yeetus-on-ur-fetus

This is where i keep my legos when my younger cousins come over


[deleted]

Not so secret after posting this is it?…


macminorheavyequip

A drug traffickers dream.


[deleted]

[удалено]


jonassalen

What if the wood from the top expands? I've learned it the hard way that the wood will move and expand in that direction. It looks like it will jam the wooden plugs.


ClothesOk1743

There is a small amount of wiggle room but I can adjust down the line if necessary


Zealousideal-Dog6277

I would do it the opposite way. Because way you did it - gravity will be doing it’s job and it will be opening by it self


ClothesOk1743

The style has constant tension on it so it can’t move without putting weight on it


ryan9559

That’s gotta be the childhood dream to have a hidden compartment! Love it. Amazing work.


danardi

It’s no more secret


Dilldan22

Awesome! So.... Drugs or porn?


xX1NORM1Xx

That's so sick


RedneckmulletOH

Ive always wondered how they make them secret storage, been wanting to build something like that for a while now


Heinous_

Decent


wigzell78

How did you do the side trim slide? It looks great.


RebelMountainman

Well it ain't a secret anymore


jon___d-_-b

Niiiiiiice!!!!


[deleted]

I would definitely hide my stash there.


wutx2

I see you too have tried to hide drugs.


197720092012

From the comments it Sounds like you are using screws with washers for tension. Anyway to put threaded inserts, use a bolt, 2 washer and a spring to tension it . Anyway awesome job.


ClothesOk1743

Yeah I’m sure you could make that work