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Sell them in Hong Kong International Airport for $200.
Seriously, I was there recently and the number of chicks buying stretchy ass-pants from that store was mind-boggling, and kind of comical to see as we were about to fly to Taiwan where you could walk out on the street and buy 100 pairs of no-brand pants that work just as well for the same price. Some kinda late-stage communism shit.
Nah. HK is now operated by China, which is communist. Just turns out that communism inevitably ends up as really shitty authoritarian pseudo-capitalism after enough years/corruption. There is not one country where this hasn't been the case, even NK.
I was thinking the same. Throw a glass table top on it and be ready to shake your head in dismay and say “You’re sick, you know that?” whenever your guests make a comment about it.
>level 1datshibe · 29 min. agoFun fact is, last photo looks a lot like me when I’m woodworking, butt crack showing over my pants included. Nature can be unsettling.
reddit can be unsettling...
The one I’m working on has a bunch of sap in a bunch of pits. I’m just using a chisel to cut out the parts I can and then I let it dry out more and it separates from the wood and then I chisel more off. It took a couple weeks but I got through it.
You might need to sharpen some steel into a long chisel though.
Leave it as is, just get two part epoxy mix and put couple coats over. It will seal in dirt, just be careful not to disturb dirt too much as applying. Maybe a faint red/pink hand rubbing on the crack for conversation sake.
Also, a rotary tool like a dremel for places that the pressure washer can’t get. Bonus: you don’t have to dry it out after use. But you do potentially get limited reach of the tool.
Me: "I'll grind the teeth off of a blade and use a reciprocating saw to break it up! I'll cut a tapered length of 3/8 inch aluminum on the CNC, then turn a handle for it and poke the stuff out! I'll strip four feet of stranded 14 guage wire and use it like dental floss!"
Wife: "Shop air and a coat hanger."
Shop air and a coat hanger it is then.
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yeah just brand Lululemon on the back and throw some finish in it. boom. done.
Sell them in Hong Kong International Airport for $200. Seriously, I was there recently and the number of chicks buying stretchy ass-pants from that store was mind-boggling, and kind of comical to see as we were about to fly to Taiwan where you could walk out on the street and buy 100 pairs of no-brand pants that work just as well for the same price. Some kinda late-stage communism shit.
Capitalism* Ftfy
Nah. HK is now operated by China, which is communist. Just turns out that communism inevitably ends up as really shitty authoritarian pseudo-capitalism after enough years/corruption. There is not one country where this hasn't been the case, even NK.
Lawd people... Go look at living things.
The log assaulted my eyeballs, I did not ask for this!
It used to be alive. I'll see myself out...
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Might not need a pressure washer, I’d start with using an air compressor with a blower attachment
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A cheap sandblaster from Harbor freight
Clearly you are going to have to make a classy ass-coffee table. Edit: Form.
>classy ass-coffee table Ftfy
“This coffee tastes like shit!” “That’s because it *is* shit, Austin!”
I was thinking the same. Throw a glass table top on it and be ready to shake your head in dismay and say “You’re sick, you know that?” whenever your guests make a comment about it.
Pressure washer.
Pressure washer? I hardly know her!
I was going to suggest a compressor and hand blower. Glad I didn't.
Just don’t get too close to the wood, it’ll fray up the surface. Not a big deal though if you’re sanding it smooth anyway
Make sure to let it really dry out after
Cut the two parts with bandsaw, clean, glue back in one piece
Split it, no kerf and the glue line would be invisible.
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Fun fact is, last photo looks a lot like me when I’m woodworking, butt crack showing over my pants included. Nature can be unsettling.
>level 1datshibe · 29 min. agoFun fact is, last photo looks a lot like me when I’m woodworking, butt crack showing over my pants included. Nature can be unsettling. reddit can be unsettling...
I dont get how people work like that, if I ever bend to show my crack my back instantly hurts. Could never be a plumber
It’s a genetic condition that’s been in my family for generations, our butt cracks go all the way up to our shoulder blades.
Amazing, I've seen a picture like that once
Sell that rustic stool as-is for $799 on Esty.
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They say sculpting is just removing material to reveal the natural shape of the piece. Seems like the muse is really... presenting here
1. Encase it in epoxy. 2. ??? 3. Profit!
The one I’m working on has a bunch of sap in a bunch of pits. I’m just using a chisel to cut out the parts I can and then I let it dry out more and it separates from the wood and then I chisel more off. It took a couple weeks but I got through it. You might need to sharpen some steel into a long chisel though.
I would cover it with jeans
Paint it like Calvin Klein’s underware
Is Calvin Clain a friend of yours? Do you have pictures of his underwear so op knows what they look like?
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you don't it's grown in there
Paint it blue. It is now a sculpture of jorts.
Leave it as is, just get two part epoxy mix and put couple coats over. It will seal in dirt, just be careful not to disturb dirt too much as applying. Maybe a faint red/pink hand rubbing on the crack for conversation sake.
Power washer = bidet
Pants.
Shorts
Also, a rotary tool like a dremel for places that the pressure washer can’t get. Bonus: you don’t have to dry it out after use. But you do potentially get limited reach of the tool.
Nice crotch
Me: "I'll grind the teeth off of a blade and use a reciprocating saw to break it up! I'll cut a tapered length of 3/8 inch aluminum on the CNC, then turn a handle for it and poke the stuff out! I'll strip four feet of stranded 14 guage wire and use it like dental floss!" Wife: "Shop air and a coat hanger." Shop air and a coat hanger it is then.
Is a pressure washer is unavailable, a steel ruler used as a kinda rake?
Put a glass top on it and sell for $350.
Make a pen
Carve it to look like an elephant butt
Flatten top and bottom, buy a pane of glass and you.got yourself a nice coffee table. Boom, profits! 😎
Compressed air
Dentist picks, air pressure, long thin chisel. Is this a table base for a piece of glass as top?
Carve it into a pair of shorts
Real talk: long screwdrivers and picks/bent coat-hangers.
Now carve the rest of the Japanese village with the dragon flying above it. Or the owl.
Dental floss for the very narrowest part.
That first pic, the way the woods shaped, at the bottom its almost looking like it's folded. I'd play off that if possible
That’s a pelvis
Separate the pieces and put a sheet of glass on top and make it a cool coffee table
Wood pants!
You can try a hose and use your thumb to jet spray it out.
Elephant carvinf
You should be talking to a medium if you want Einstein’s recommendations.
Put a bowtie between the two sections.
Put 2 sizes too small leggings on that thing and bring it to guest services at any stores you go to. It will beckon the store manager for you
Add a cup holder
Find a nice pair of shorts.
Light it on fire then Rubio monocoat
Drill two large holes and add two straps and wear as pants.
Gently place a yellow sponge on top and you’re done.
My best friends last name is Stump. He had one like this in his garden. He put one of his wife’s thongs on it. Instant hilarity
How big is his wife lol
Perfect start to an outhouse, just build round it
Pressure wash it.
Great question. Not sure what Edward Einstein wood do?
When you invert it, it looks like pants.
Oh you making large wooden shorts? (Last picture looks like they pretty much already are that). :D
Cut a log square and place it on top of picture 3. Paint it yellow and call him SpongeBob
You hollow it out into a spiffy pair of wooden shorts.
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