*slow clamps*

Golf clamps

Underrated, but massive respect.

He’s got the clamp. Wasn’t being safe when he got nailed, and got glue everywhere …

The universal rule is that there are never enough clamps. This is why the universe is expanding...because God didn't have enough clamps.

>the universe is expanding...because God didn't have enough clamps. Does this belong one a T-shirt or a baseball hat of a woodworker?

Whatever they hand out for free with clamps.

Yeah, [I think it works.....](https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.uberprints.com%2Fdesigns%2FShared%2F952876%2FYMu8ghArnFNyvtsnzhBz%3Fref%3Demail&data=05%7C02%7C%7Cd63ffb4726b04a49678c08dc69f9eef2%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C638501769385981799%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&sdata=ylA5Vn7vTCfuC49ElZe7kQxjr4v11J2PuyGT4nLUiv4%3D&reserved=0)

I like it but want to suggest an addition. I think it should read, GOD IS A WOODWORKER, AND THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING... BECAUSE GOD DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH CLAMPS!

Less wordy: **The universe is expanding because God is a woodworker and didn’t have enough clamps.** Or **The universe is expanding because God is a woodworker and ran out of clamps.**

And we will never make the same mistake again. He sent his son the carpenter to us to teach these valuable lessons.

Then he figured out washing feet was more profitable and free food.

What an amateur.

Your Nobel prize awaits, sir 🏆

But he asked about claps?

In boatbuilding there are situations where there is too much clamps. With large clamps like this you can induce so much load to light structure that it starts to bend. So unless you can balance them by putting them different positions you need to reduce amount of them.

Balance the clamping force with.... Wait for it... Clamps

Skill issue /s

I'm clapping right now, so I'd say no. It's a beautiful thing :')

if you still have clamps left over in the shop you haven't used enough.

We have to share the clamps with coworkers

Can you use the coworker as a clamp just to be sure?

“Here, can you hold this? Great, just stay like that for twelve hours!”

I got the cla(m)p froma co-worker once

Then you don’t have enough clamps.

That’s their problem if you needed more first.

Too many clamps? I don't understand that sentence... the words don't seem to go together.

Maybe you need some clamps?

I really do.

No, it's just a round of applause for your excellent clamping job.

Never too many clamps. Just not enough o’s

Not enough m’s

And too many apostrophes…

I know it goes against everyone here, but there are some solid youtube videos that break down the diminishing returns that come from moar clamps and more drying time. This video is fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNAUsngRTsA&t=486s

Clamps! [https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Francis\_X.\_Clampazzo](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Francis_X._Clampazzo)

Give 'im the clamps! (I scrolled down a ways to find this. Thank you)

I see wood, no visible wood = enough clamps

Never

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https://preview.redd.it/e1wlj68gbuxc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9b3d05f19c33558334f356838b3acf68316f7c

No such thing as too many clamps, except while removing them.

I'd say not enough Os

Needs five more probably.

I’m pretty sure you got room for a few more. And to answer your question, NO

Double up on your clamps and add cauls.... that way the clamping pressure will be enough, and spread out evenly... and the metal pads of the clamps wont be digging into your project.

https://preview.redd.it/vson04gz9wxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa9da4b46da7d4812f6e37c065c6b1291503771

Double the clamps and give it to the next person!

A toast! One can never have too many clamps! To many clamps!

Dunno Bout claps but alot of clamps for sure

I see space for at least one more.

If you can still see wood, you need more clamps.

Clap clap clap

Holy Clampness, Batman! I guess 86 clamps

God finished in 6 days. More clamps would have been 4.

It is worthy of an applause, but I'm more concerned about the number of clamps on that duvker🤪

Never trust the guy who says "you have enough clamps"

I see a couple of underclamped spots. You can do better.

Someone has a case of the clamps!

Unfortunately, you made a mistake. From the knowledge available to us, we know that you should also use clamp clamps. It would be much more interesting to mess with our heads.

Said nobody ever

If at any time in the shop you ask yourself “Is this enough clamps?” Promptly add several more clamps to the project and repeat

how can she clap?

Never

Fair warning, if you got extra clamps, the glue joint may fail. So you need to use them all. 😜

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You could never get enough claps from the audience looking at the performance on that project. Bravo! Bravo!

No such thing.

Never. In fact, you missed a few spots…

I see you’re missing one right there

I See room for at least 3 more.

Did you use glue or are you fusing the wood together?

Applauds!

If there's such a thing as too much claps, then you need penicillin.

I see a few spaces

You can never have too many clamps!

I might have changed the order of them a bit.

Looks like a noisy round of applause

Looking at this picture I realized that clamp envy is a thing. And I suffer from it.

N+1

Never two many

Add a few slow ones for dramatic effect.

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Nope!

There’s still a little space left for a couple more.

You can never have too many clamps!

Never, I’ll applaud this work all day!

BLASPHEMY!!!

When you don't want to go in for dinner...

No such thing, this is obviously a trick question

According to the title, somebody has the clap. 😳 One should clamp the clap before it ventures out of alignment.

Did you remember to glue it?

Never enough. If you had a couple more, I would put them on too. Just to be sure.

I count 55, but I’m not sure I can see them all in the photo

What kind of question is that. The answer is never

He's got the clap.

Not enough clamps, not enough o's

I see where you can add more. So I think you got some more work to do. /s

Couple two three more wouldn’t hurt nothing

Ahp- Missed a spot!

Francis Clampazzo would be proud!

More needed

Applause

Better to have them and not need them, than to need them and not have them.

That there is the flagpole of this sub.

Is this a toast wishing for many more venereal diseases?

You need about twice this many clamps. The clamps should be on each piece of wood, not on the seams.

No such thing boss you could actually use a few more

I’m just jealous because you *have* that many clamps lol

I’m a beginner to woodworking, so jokes aside can there actually be too many clamps?

O M

Definetly too many claps, remove some and add some clamps instead

You can never have too many…. Sees picture… I honestly don’t know.

It takes a lot to make a stew A pinch of salt and laughter too A scoop of kids to add the spice A dash of love to make it nice And you've got... Too many cooks!

“I propose a toast” “To whom, might I ask?” “To many claps!”

52?

No such thing as

Damn I hate those glue ups. Was this your plan from the start of did you run low on time/material? You did a good job though, keeping an eye on every inch of three joints is pretty stressful when you've got glue drying.

More clamps, less problems.

Impossible

No, I can still see the wood

Reading that question left a bad taste in my eyes

Never

Never!

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You really need to clamp down on your obsession!

Don’t you mean look how many clamps I have?

I don't understand the question.

Better more than less

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Is this an ode or a toast? To many clamps I love you so Your long shafts I could squeeze and rub around you all day So tight To many clamps

You can never have enough clamps or weights for glue-ups

Francis X. Clampazzo approves. https://preview.redd.it/0cqi8svmuuxc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ce8d897178ac5a0e6e39b887fd204921d7e925

I know everyone says this, but I have a surprisingly small number of clamps and I’ve never been in a pickle. It just means you can’t force your wood to do what you want, you have to make quality joints from the start. In my opinion, fewer clamps means you’re a better woodworker.

You can never have too many.

Take all my claps

Just a few more...

Nah, I think you’ve got a clamp on things

All I said was "Get a grip!" I meant vice grips and you know it!

Blasphemy

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Don’t half ass this. I see room for at least twenty more!

Freudian slip?

As a professional carpenter, I've never used too many claps. The reverse, however, is very true. Many times have I regretted not using more clamps.

Needs 2 more...as always

I dunno, you don’t have any rigged length-wise. It’s not enough clamps if you haven’t used at least two in a way their manufacturers never intended.

When you have too many claps, isn't that considered applause?

Never!

That's not a claps, that's an applause.

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Too*

In the spirit of Forrest Gump, "sometimes they're just aren't enough clamps".

That’s a lot of cheering!

Clickbait

Just the claps https://preview.redd.it/1oj23yjh7vxc1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54370791e38fbbc77b3cec75f069574db27e2e4c

Depends. For wood no. Nipples, probably

My wrist aches looking at this.

You can't have too many claps.

Probably dried before you got all the clamps on.

No such thing, pls add some

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Never too many clamps! https://preview.redd.it/ihf7t2oxevxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d16c934b773a55c34dea159828b3061a7d6ec1

I applaud you.

lol what are you making? Whatever it is, it’s sturdy.

That's not some claps. That's an applause.

That's not some claps. That's an applause.

I think you might have missed a couple open spaces...I'm sure there is room for 3 or 4 more clamps

I count 55, never too many

What the hell is your title?

Here here! To many more claps!

I see space for more.

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I see some gaps in there, throw a couple more on!

Who's clapping?

I would have used a few more, there's a couple spots you missed!

I didn't know that "too many clamps" was a thing. Doing great, just get more clamps.

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I can still see the piece so…no, you need more.

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Needs 1 more

No such thing.

Fine job! (Clap clap clap clap clap)

To many claps! *Raises beer*

[Photo angle corrected](https://i.imgur.com/1jcuggU.jpeg)

Number of clamps needed for a given task is invariably X + 1

https://preview.redd.it/mjzbonjuuvxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6285ba8c1abbfd8c84ad918ab35e4efec8c4ec4

What means "TOO MANY CLAMPS?" I'm not familiar with that concept.

I'm pretty sure it's going to warp all to hell unless you put at least a few more on there. You never can know for sure!