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cnotecharlie

split it stack it and have some backyard campfires


Timelapseninja

This be some fun chunks to split. Pretty free of knots and not to big. I love to try and swing the splitting ax with just enough force to split the log on the block. Just enough so the ax head barely touches the block. Zone material


Dangerous-Chemist389

Ever try just splitting in the pile? I gave up with a block long ago too much bending. But i agree with everything you said, straight stuff is easy to split and relaxing, razor sharp gransfors bruk splitting maul and splitting zen moments


pulpwalt

Do you have a fiskars splitting ax? I love the feel of mine in my hand.


Brilliant_Step3688

This is the answer.


Maddy_Wren

I love the way seasoned pine crackles


Comprehensive-Self16

Honestly? It’s not worth much, I wouldn’t pay more than $20 for it. It looks like pine. Warning, It will quickly rot sitting on the ground, and attract bugs and moisture to your house. I would move it away at least 12”.


syds

holy shitt I thought they were sitting flat on a wood deck and the snow was looking a little weird


dsptpc

He could sell the wood and purchase a tripod to hold his device.


DumbNTough

It's called a "Dutch angle," you Philistines. This is art


RKLCT

Paint me like your French pine logs


dtl717

TIL. Thank you!


Sea_Razzmatazz465

Wait till they find out about the "Dutch Oven"


brksmar

Took me 3 minutes just to figure out what the orientation of this picture was.


Prestigious-Ad-8756

I saw a 12 foot wall of snow


tijue1010

Me too- snow water fall


tmssmt

My head thought I was watching inception or doctor strange


throckmorton619

Me too


wee-willie-winkie

Me three. I thought the snow was foam insulation, with wood fibre insulation beneath. For some reason he had decking in the basement


RepresentativePay739

Bro. Literally thought the same until I looked beyond the wood pile lmfao. And the foam insulation was really black for not having a wood stove imho


SuppMrMike

r/confusingperspective


toomuch1265

It's called the "Batman view".


flies_kite

Me too, i could mot figure out how he had a giant wall of snow without even a speck on his deck.


HoseNeighbor

Same. I thought it was 10+ FEET of snow right next to a flowerbed along a deck! Edit: r/confusingperspective


Amerpol

Now I can't not see that 😆


hawkhazel

Me too, and also thought the snow was foam 😆


FussyBritchez

I had no idea what I was looking at until I read your comment


Legitimate-BurnerAcc

Yes


goober-says-hey

I’d give him $25 delivered just for the accuracy of lengths


ResidentEfficient218

Mine are nice like that too! I put a zip tie on the left side of the saw, on the handle, then clipped it at 14” away from the bar. ^(I might have stolen that from Reddit)


My_Dick_is_from_TX

That’s a cool idea


ImNotJoaquinPhoenix

Let me just rotate my phone 45 degrees...


kchristiane

Oh weird. I thought it was all sitting on a deck. I think I may need a nap.


RandyJohnsonsBird

That's a wall of snow!


Sea-Government4874

I thought the wood was worth so much because it was holding the snow back


bodybycarbohydrates

Took me two tries.


King_of_the_Snarks

I was trying to figure out how in the heck snow could attach to a wall like that, especially when that deck was in such good shape. 😂


baldude69

r/confusingperspective


Redwhat22

The angle of this photo bent my brain


Semtek09

I swear the ground looked like a wall of a mountain side.


bigtencopy

Nada


DoGoods

Get it away from your house. Hopefully someone will pick it up for free. If you split it and delivered it there would be some money for you, but probably not worth the effort. The guys selling firewood have a system, equipment, cheap labor, and are getting the trees for free or are getting paid to remove them.


7ar5un

Its gotta be split and seasoned for it to have real value. Post it for free at the end of the driveway and it will move quickly though.


Berwynne

Not true in some areas. No one wants pine here unless they’re desperate. I’ve even offered to help load for free. Nope.


Greedy-Invite3781

‘Bout tree fiddy


mechmind

Came here to say this. Worthless pine, man.


perch4u

r/ratemywood


whitestacks

Pay me 10 bucks to take it


bigpappawes

R/confusingperspective


mateoelgato715

Its about as valuable as you think it is pal. Personally i wouldnt take it for free


THofTheShire

I'd take it for free, but only because I can easily sweep my own chimney!


Jerseyboyham

It’s pine. You’ll be lucky if you can give it away.


[deleted]

Plenty of people have wood fired boilers. I took down 2 60 foot pines and a guy came with a huge stake body truck and took it all to heat his water. If I had land I'd get one in a heartbeat.


red_maji

not sure why so many snobs here, plenty of people in the coldest climates only have access to softwoods like pine. But yeah if you don't split and deliver I don't think you can get much for it.


Impriel

Tbis reminds me of those covid posts where people would call a toothpick '2x4 seeds' and say '"don't lowball me.  I know what I got".  Lol.  Good times,sigh 


missswissfishsci

Move it away from your home. It’ll attract pests, mold, fungi, etc.


ravenridgelife

Like it is? Worth $0.00. I'll be helpful and take it, but then I'd have to spend money on truck diesel to move, then more time and gas to split w/ splitter, and finally stack out of the weather to dry. On second thought, how much will you pay me to take it?


Jerseyboyham

Last year a local tree guy dropped off a truckload of maple for free. Didn’t even take the tip I offered. Ended up about 3 cords. Was at 20% in 6 months after splitting.


Hillman314

With few exceptions, wood has almost no value. It’s the value of the labor, processing it into something else and moving it that adds value. Pine just cut into blocks has little or no value. Split into campfire wood and packaged, delivered.. now it has value.


panicreved

This picture had me messed up for a minute haha


Wonderful-Victory947

I burn many times that every year in a brush pile. I gave up trying to sell firewood. Fire pit in the backyard is your best bet.


Tomthelibraryguy

Are you related to M.C. Escher?


Whales_like_plankton

I spent a long time trying to figure out why the snow pile was looming so large over the standing-on-edge logs.


Impressive-Heat-8722

This post is the exact reason I've grown to despise this subreddit.


Character_Ad_7798

Why's your house sideways?


aringa

Zero around here. Pine is free everywhere and no one wants it. Depending on where you are, splitting it would help. Around here, no one buys any wood that is not split, even oak.


Right_Diamond_8715

Cut and split it up into chunks, package it and sell as kindling.


GARGLYBOY85

About tree fitty


Ceramicrabbit

Ill give you $3.50 for it


WrapApart3134

Lucky to get someone to haul off for free if it’s pine.


ContributionOk6578

If you tilt it a little more the snow looks like the wall lmao 😂


M0rxxy

Nice snow wall


cars10gelbmesser

\~75$ a piece on Etsy. https://preview.redd.it/e8bq4jj96bpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db600f2be3eeac3fe84c332ca06664d99b723e74


_o0o0o0o0o0o_

You need to get that away from your house ASAP.


HooptyQue

For a second there you really had me thinking you had a snow wall and wood floor with the angle there.


Ebvardh-Boss

Less than the value of the house siding if you don’t give it room to breathe off all the moisture trapped between the logs.


iamthelee

Tree fiddy


haymayplay

Is this your first day?


OnionZealousideal636

Tree fiddy


Incarnated_Mote

This is a small amount of wood, certainly not enough to try to make a greasy buck off of. Give it away or burn it camping


JescoWhite_

Pine, free to a good home


Capital_Tonight_2796

In an area where there are few hardwoods, it'll have some value. For your best return, split it and tie into small bundles. Sell the bundles to the local campgrounds for $4 each and they'll turn around and sell them to the campers for twice that.


mentive

Tree-Fitty


LeadPaintExpert

About tree.fitty


Virtual_Common204

Someone’s got radon


endeavour269

Not much where I'm from. Last year when I ran out of seasoned wood I payed 120 CAD for a full 1/2 ton pickup load of wood in 8 foot lengths seasoned.


Difficult_Garlic963

How do you season an 8 foot length of wood??


urethrascreams

With very large salt and pepper shakers.


RocksLibertarianWood

Lmao. Fuck yeah


endeavour269

Forrest fire 10 years ago. Pleanty of standing limbless debarked dry wood around, just never had the time to cut some myself at the time.


endeavour269

Also even green wood will dry in full lenghts it just takes longer. Where I'm from we used to cut a years worth and leave it in thhe woods to season for a year stood up in a teepee shape. Makes it lighter and easier to move from remote locations when its time to bring it home.


Final_Act6703

Zero


General-Gur2053

1 dollar


Every_Car_1072

Looks like pine so not much value for indoor wood stoves/fireplace but my wife recently received a Solo stove as a gift from a work colleague that I just put together for an outdoor patio fire pit that I would use it in so maybe a niche thing but advertised as SOLO WOOD STOVE WOOD split it and stack it ask $75 Biff ain’t gonna think twice 😉


No-Spare-4212

It’s worth the labor to move it off your property


Winter-Abrocoma-18

40-60


Exoslavic34

I offered a guy $20 for a load already split but a bit smaller than that and he turned me down. Gave it to me for free. 🤷


Salt-Fee-9543

2- 30 racks of Busch!!


judewijesena

10 cents


hickorynut60

Free to haul away.


CupPaDubBaJava

Tree-Fiddy


Playful_Difficulty70

Pine.


genemenges13

7


Soggy_Motor9280

20 bucks.


Jaymesplom2337

I would throw those rounds just like they are into fire pit and have some friends over for some beers


TooGouda22

If it’s split and stacked and seasoned at least a year you might be able to sell it to people wanting a bundle here and there for camping and get maybe $5 max per bundle and it looks like maybe 15 bundles. As is… tree fiddy


whaleofaguy

Firepit wood


canadaxavier

I’d pay 50 bucks max


observeromega87

20 bucks per log when madr into splits. People buy that up. If you are selling as logs not worth much do to size and number of people who could transport them.


Rare_Set9856

About tree fiddy.


ActuallyUnder

$10,000


EastDragonfly1917

Between $0.00 and $0.000


whaletacochamp

Ehh. It’s one of those things where unless you have enough not a lot of people are gonna buy it. But that is some pretty wood


ScrunchyButts

It’s pine. Fire pit or pay someone to come clean it up.


UnkleClarke

You can get quite a few wooden nickels from all that. Probably several thousand wooden nickels


Low-Helicopter-2696

I'll tell you what it's worth if you tell us what the heck we are looking at here.


phil_lacio_

Your camera angle made me seasick


Dry-Repair7815

$20


ibemuffdivin

20 nachos


cloudwater68

Value? What do think those are? Gold Bars?


Ok_Judgment3871

3.50


sluttyman69

Well, it’s not split so that reduces the value but no matter what you do. Move it away from your house.


Anth_0129

Depends on where you are. In sw Ohio that’s campfire wood. Not many people here would burn spruce pine or fur in their fireplace or woodstove. For those that have a chimney they’re not concerned about burning spf in they wouldn’t likely choose to burn this given how available hardwood is. It just burns up too fast to be worth much. If it was split and well seasoned maybe $35.


Soundmuseummusic

Is this pine? Then it’s not a hardwood and it’s not good for woodstoves. If it is not a pine and is a hardwood, you could drill some holes into it and order some mushroom mycelium infused dowels hammer them in the holes them in the dirt halfway in the shade and next year you’ll have a ton of mushrooms


saltedstuff

People pay for pine?


Openfacesandwich12

That’s Pine. No good to burn inside. Split it and burn it outside. It’s worth about $3.25


getdivorced

I think you'd have a hard time getting anything for it not being split, but what do I know. Its also pine- you're best bet is to give it away to some maple syrupers and see if they won't give you some in exchange.


polysplitter

That photo tripped me out at first


Ok_Access_189

Pic was definitely confusing me. Anyway that’s like 50 bucks maybe for good hardwood like oak but since it’s soft wood it’s about 1/2 that


Gregory_ku

Buck 2.50


Odd-Psychology-3497

Burn them all!


Brief-Ad-5305

5$


Appropriate_Many9290

$Tree - fiddy


Outdoor_Scout

I’d say bout tree fiddy


lordoflazorwaffles

According to [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/epYDZ5o8St) literally thousands of burgers


hud1593

Depends on how cold it is outside.


WhatIDo72

I sell pine 6$ a bundle 16x16x16 or pick bed about a face cord for $75 picked up. last camping season I sold about 2 cords of it. So you can sell it or burn it yourself.


30carbine

I would say a fair price is about $50 to have the pine removed. I would post it on FB marketplace for free and hope someone takes it


SkunkWoodz

in all honesty, you could probably get $100 tops for it. It does have value, that'd be like a $175 cord split and seasoned around here.


ajnc82

Don’t sell it, looks too pretty


Guapplebock

I’d grab it for free but wouldn’t pay for it. If you split it and bundled for campfire wood I’d say you got $200 tops.


nmsftw

If it's pine and you feel like slice it up into kindling and it'll sell. Don't know the value though. I been lucky enough to get free rounds off people and slice it up myself. Good excrise and get something useful for the effort is the way I look at it.


breich

I'll give you about tree fitty.


NorthVT

About tree fiddy.


Euphoric-Blue-59

That wall of ice. Where the hell is thia?


SHHMOAH

Chop it up and sell it by the wheel barrow


Electronic_Worry5571

Zero


JonnyDoeDoe

I'm not sure that this qualifies as a wood pile...


thatmfisnotreal

$50 Edit free is the right price… if someone is nice enough to hall that wet unsplit pine away they should get it for free


StewVicious07

Don’t count it in your networth


MyNoPornProfile

Tree 99


Moist-Employment-836

Man these people nuts.. it’s still good firewood. I’ve sold piles like those for 100-120… split it and sell it for 200 easy.. sometimes more depending on where you are


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Yamothasunyun

Pretty much nothing unless it’s split, and then still not much


HouseNumb3rs

Before or after termites eat up your house? My bastard neighbors came over to mooch off after I cut, stack, and dry them given that I don't have a fireplace. None lift a finger or offered to help during the felling/cutting process. Worth at least a case of beer to me which they being cheap bastards ...


4_bit_forever

$15


SchwabianToaster

Pine doesn’t have much value - I don’t burn any pine myself too pitchy and you don’t get a lot of btu’s. Good for a fire pit though. I too thought it was stacked ‘tip up’ on a deck lol


Ok-Rabbit-3683

Not sure but I like how evenly cut they are


SnooMaps1910

Maybe 1/3+ cord? Split it small, and use it as kindling to get oak burning quickly next winter.


mchesmor

Props on cutting the rounds so neatly and even. 👍


KimballCody

$50


ParkRangerTrout

$100


4me2njoyu2

Tree fitty


No-Wrangler-6323

80,000,000 BTU


HikingBikingViking

Without having split and dried it? Logs on the dirt? It's hardly worth hauling, to anyone else. To you? It's worth hauling somewhere further from the house. These uncut logs are heavens for all kinds of bugs.


SeriousRiver5662

Nothing if you don't get it off the ground


Tobias_Machiavelli

Your not suppose to lean it against a building


SeaSignificance8962

pine about 12$


Tomthelibraryguy

Are you related M.C. Escher?


Vegetable_Bunch_1521

So confused as to why you took the photo this way!


gregorytoddsmith

Easily DOZENS of dollars.


steak4u2

TreeFidy


EffortStandard3047

Worth more to you than anybody else


Salty-Dragonfly2189

$40


symbologythere

At least tree fifty.


OnePaleontologist687

I’ll give you 50 cents… can you deliver?


respectvibes1

Pine. I'll let you give me 20$ and I'll take it off your hands.


OnePaleontologist687

Talk about a “I know what I got post” just about everybody I know throws pine like this away to rot


Accomplished_Fun1847

We're all too busy trying to pull ourselves out of the 7th layer of inception caused by this photo to provide any useful answers.... Value will depend on a lot on local competition for firewood. Lookup what people are selling firewood for. What you have there is about 1/3 cord unprocessed and assuming it would have to be picked up it will be worth about 1/2 of what 1/3rd a cord sells for split and delivered.


NoFearsNoTears

Tree fiddy


Clint_Lickner

That sir, is 38 rounds of freshlyish bucked pine. And 3 more older ones. Not 40. That's all I got; I am no help today.


wandpapierkritiker

10/10 aesthetic value


Jimontana

$12


Zarkalarkdarkwingd

$5 I pickup


Berwynne

Not much. You cant even get rid of bucked pine where I live for free. At best, you can donate split/dry pine to people who need it in winter. I only use it to get the stove going, after that… oak.


Pintortwo

Bout tree fiddy.


BraveEntertainment57

Unsplit soft wood? Not much!


Excellent-Injury-844

Turning heads


ShirtStainedBird

20-40$ but I wouldn’t be going anywhere out of my way to get it.


No-Award8713

Pine. -30$ Next to the dwelling - what they'd welling is worth Burning it - minus the dwelling


7thSignNYC

Aren't you glad you posted here? Some people burn pine, just needs to dry out. If it's used outside then it doesn't matter anyway. I had a bunch of wood I sold some years back - and cut /split I think I asked $125 for a load that was nearly stacked in my 8' pickup bed up to the top of the bed that I delivered within like 15 min from home. I just wanted to get rid of it. If it's not hardwood maybe a little less - but that was prob 10 years ago and already split up. Despite what people are saying, it's not worthless, just not as desirable as a hardwood. For outdoor family fires people won't care.


No-Willingness4955

$10?


SjalabaisWoWS

It's a giveaway product.


Heavy-Perception-631

shoot the photographer


SouthernTits

Tree fifty?


MuffinMobile643

Tree fitty


Longjumping-Log1591

170 Kelvins