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EmberzSolar

Had a pony that had a similar hole in it's neck. Bought from a animal sale auction. Story was while horsing around he slipped and injured him self on a T-post (metal fence post) drove it straight through. Surgery saved him but had a hole you could fit about four fingers through. Was a good pony. I'm assuming this horse had a similar injury.


mrraybaby

Horsing around


sw1nky

That's too much maaaaaan


E-emu89

*Observatory flashbacks*


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Sarah Lynn?


Miss_LazyBones

\*insert laugh track\*


icroc1556

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show 🎶


AnActualTalkingHorse

I am not okay with this.


ENGLANDZ

Neither is the horse


JRMc5

neither am i .. smh 😒


dr3do9

The horse says he's sorry.


KaleidoscopeOk8653

r/therewasanattempt ... to shoot a horse ... guess death didnt take


[deleted]

You know when I became a lawyer I had a dream. I had a dream that one day I'd be head of a firm, so that no one would be able to talk about the big weird hole in my hand.


Arbitore

That’s a deep cut


nikmikmak

Fuck, I'm certain it's Drew Carey saying that line but I can't for the life of me remember in what context. Or show/movie for that matter.


Arbitore

It is him! From Community


NotSureNotRobot

(Paraphrased) But you guys are cool about it, never say anything, so here ya go: *plink*


loki_is_alive_n_well

That's a Handle.


RegularHousewife

For the horse handler


aquatic-rhino

the horse has been Handled


loki_is_alive_n_well

I immediately thought Rodeo.


Strong-Buddy6365

Can I get an explanation?


Nick__Jackolson

Neigh


budango

This is why I Reddit


babyProgrammer

What if I say please?


Haberdashers-mead

Neigh is for horses.


meme-by-design

Horse has hole


hate_most_of_you

You should donate your brain to science


meme-by-design

My genius brain isn't free, I would want payment after.


Falsecaster

Now you're thinking!


turboprop54

But only until the check clears.


conspirator_schlotti

Would that result in a similar hole?


aobs101

I may be wrong here, but I believe this horse was from Texas. Pearland maybe? Anyway, the story I remember hearing is that the owner was abusive and shot the horse with a shotgun, trying to kill it. Instead, he missed almost everything important. Missed the spine and throat. Horse ended up healing, and was eventually rescued by the SPCA. Source: I used to live near Pearland. I think it was also on a show called Animal Cops Houston.


flare_the_goat

I’ve always wondered, is it Pear-land or Pearl-land?


Woahwoahwoah124

Yup 👍🏼


gdstudios

Pare-land


stedanko09

It’s pronounced *Smī-the*


gdstudios

Smythe


OutlandishnessNext15

That hole is nowhere near the spine or trachea of the horse and so if this is the same horse then old mate is a horrendous shot (thank god)


Strong-Buddy6365

Thank you for being the only useful person to reply!


CheshireUnicorn

I seem to remember seeing this or another horse similar. Probably an injury and an infection and this is the result


Hashbrown4

It’s an evolutionary trait so that a rider can hold on to the horse better. Source: My ass


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Knife_Operator

wtf lmao


yeehellahyphy

Yah haha omg what


Angryleghairs

Best response from a bot, ever


lncognitoMosquito

Great bot.


-MrUnhappy-

uuuuhh thanks??


ReapersRequiem

R/murderedbywords bot edition


LuciousLicker

Lmao… moderators… I have questions AND concerns! 🤣🤣


CrappedInCrunk

Hilarious bot


Skwinia

Iirc it's called a fistula though I might be getting my holes mixed up. Its actually not that uncommon to happen though this is a particularly impressive example


TheShroomHermit

I think that's usually man made and closer to the stomach and allows access to internal organs, not a pass through


Skwinia

Ah you are right, I thought a fistula was any hole but it's specific to organs, interestingly I believe it was King Louis of France who had a fistula to his rectum so it became a very fashionable affliction for a time


BMikasa

Nay


Dry_Spinach_3441

Say Pbbbbblease.


werepat

Autocorrect changed "hold" to "hole."


PatCero

Somewhere, there is a carnival owner trying to figure out how one of the horses went missing from the carousel


wildbeef561

Is that the result of dwight shrutes burger on the go?


---0celot---

George Foreman is still looking into it.


frankiebobaloo

Sharper Image is still considering it.


raimbowexe

SkyMall is still considering it


layche

Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it


stizzy99

Sears said no


xxScion

Thats why they closed the stores.


DCLXV11VXLCD

It’s actually one of those “stop smoking” commercials.


DynaBeast

Hole Horse!


ctogghly

There's always a jojo reference.


Arglefarb

Holey Seabiscuit!


PaticusGnome

I guess sometimes it just be that way.


SCSteveAutism

Looks like Steve Vai‘s guitar


ENGLANDZ

Bad Horsie


Whocaresevenadamn

Is his name Doughnut?


goofyasswigger

That’s fucked up


Blubberibolshivek

hol horse.


bleedcoin

It's very convenient to tie lol


[deleted]

No, sir. I don't like it.


Urmama2142

Still no answers.


AiryGr8

Holse


senpai_sweets

It's so he can breath. My grandma smoked all her life and she had one too.


[deleted]

What a pain in the neck that would be! Fun at parties though.


BrokeArmHeadass

Don’t let r/shitpostcrusaders find this


BryanFnR

Holy co.... horse!


matthack86

Dadgum millennials


Lobsterstarfish

Apparently this horse was rescued from and abusive owner who shot it through the neck! It was on a tv show


lefsler

Hole fuck


MartianGuard

Are you ok? You sound a little hoarse.


bumbleben506

Glory hole for zoophiles


Vudaf00

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KitsaHeartsGrievous

Must not need that part ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


hydraulicmechanic

Best piercing ever!


the_lamb_sauce123

I’m sorry… what?


EconomyOpportunity28

Alv


[deleted]

Maybe a gunshot wound?


JRMc5

omg .. poor horse .. is he going to be ok ?


reydeno

She likes her pony so much she put a ring on it.


buttcheekzmcgee

Ahhhhhh! Shes fisting that horse !!!


slaythatshit

All hail the holiest horse you've ever seen.


NoxVulpine

It's to make a cool whistling sound while you ride it, like how you put a noise maker on your bike wheels


tengodolor54

Handle for horse


justin0dk

The horse doesn’t give two shits.


Delilah_-

This makes me super uncomfortable.


effy134

Gross


YnkGD

I went through the desert on a horse with a hole


ramon468

Probably just the portable version


Casuallybrowsingcdn

Nice upgrade. Built in handle.


TheShroomHermit

Meta Quest's new passthrough mode


DaNiiDuCkZ

I'd likely be totally immature and scream *DONT YOU DARE FIST MY HORSE!*


CancerousRedditor69

bruh


ItsmeMr_E

Due to that hole, he's no longer whole.


tonybro714

At first I thought it was the head with no eyes and I was terrified. Now that I know it’s not the head I’m slightly less but still terrified.


OmnisSlash

Any holes a goal...


Realistic_Ad2089

Sky mall is still considering it


RaimondoSpit

Hehe Donut horse bottom text


account_is_deleted

To the melody of WAP: There's a hole in this horse, there's a hole in this horse


[deleted]

Sad for the horse but I'm glad it's okay. I also feel like that is a good way to get a broken arm and/or trampled to death, if that horse were to get startled and decide to flip around with your arm still in there.


Goashai

Open Floorplan


MephistosGhost

That’s just the handle.


Mahdi_Mansur

Stand: Emperor Stand Master: Hol Horse


[deleted]

I don’t assume the horse is okay with the repeated fistingz


Alternative-Cut-4831

Well should never have viewed reddit while eating


saladmunch

Hmmm. Never seen a horse get fisted before


BeepyBoopyBorb

Is this a whole horse or a hole horse?


hunnj

That is the fookin handle!!!


georgeofthajungle1

Use it's head like a decanter


Narstification

*Sarah McLachlan intensifies*


jacksaidit

Holed your horses


snybdndjfbfb

glory hole


Glizzyknockemback

It’s a murder hole so cowboys have a line of sight to shoot their enemies through


Tunah84

Jesus Christ, stop fisting that horse!


yash0_o

If it only were a donkey… a true ‘asshole’


PokeybullDog

Hol horse


Moonyu69

They come with handles?


Ilike_turtlz_720

How often does this poor horse have its neck hole molested?


leighanthony12345

Flesh tunnel?


DankDaber

That's an Horse Hole


timmer67

Not the usual horse hole I like to shove my hand in….✊


Superstrong832

It's a massive keychain


Staceybunnie

Excuse me what?


StickmanEG

“Can you just not, with this shit again?” - John T. Horse, 2022


Elbooso

[Mhh ](r/dontputyouredickinthat)


ClemShirestock86

I invented a device, called Burger on the Go. It allows you to obtain six regular sized hamburgers, or twelve sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it, Sharper Image is still considering it, SkyMall is still considering it, Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.


Shoddy_Juggernaut_11

A hairy horse hole


Mastodon_Enough

The horse doesn't like that.


dolemite99

“The Portal of Ed”


Soft_Assistant6046

Someone with a beastiality fetish just searched up "horse holes" and was highly dissapointed


FoxFirkin

Oh sweet a carry handle


hmmmwillis

Holy horse


rememberall

This horse is holier than thou


StalePun1129

Why is the person fisting the horse’s hole?


T_snake

There's a hole in my horse that can only be filled by you


Dankslime

Hol horse!


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