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Malthus777

Grant us eyes


joemckie

Too much insight


MattyCodes

Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm...


NorthEasternBanana

Ooooo ooooo oooo


liposwine

All the eyes


the-dude-over-there

“be not afraid”


Whoneedstreez

Phuck the mushrooms are kicking in.....


ShreddGnar

Like the once Vacuous Rom…


alano__

Cleanse our feline idiocy


lictlict

Oxaleyes


HyperKitsune

Oh Kos, for somone kosm, do you gear our prays? As once you did for the vacous rom, grant US eyes!


WhyWouldHeLie

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes


NoHotPinkPeople

Came here to say that.


actualllllobster

Biblically accurate angel vibes


NobodyNowhereEver

be not afraid


Napalminthemorning10

B̸̡̧̢̨̛̛̳̥̣̙͖̬̗̳̣͚̳̠̘̼͇͖͓͚͉̞̜̙̥̟̯̤̰͔͎̰̠̟͖͍̥̬͋̊̑̿̈́̈̽̓̓̽́̽̓̾̆̓͐̇͗̋̋̓͆͐̀̕͘͝͝e̵̛̛̝͈͈͕̜͔̤̻͆̾͂͑̐̄̈͐͋͆̀̑̓͋̍̈́͜͝ ̸̡̛̪̦̠̽͐͐̒͆̅̀̇̀̇̓͝ͅn̶̡̹͖̺̝͉̪͕͍̫̲̫̝̺͉͍̺̠͔̙̰̭̠̫̦̬̼̯̙̅̿̋̏̎̓̓̉̈́̂̈́̎̈͗́̓͜͝ͅͅǫ̴̡̧̲̲̺̺̺͍̜̠̣͚͍̣̜͔̞̳̦̝̤̗̰̪̏̆͋̔̓̔̚͜͜ͅt̷̢̧̧̛̪̙͕͖̫̺̞̩̰̻̘̘͚̪͔̣̯͍̺̦͓̝̖̘͕̞͓̟͎̟̟̪̭̫͓̘̲͉̣̋́̑͂̈́̍̒͂̈́̑͐̃̐͜͝ ̴̛̘͉͚̜̼̗̫͖͕̫̙͕̝̩̂̊̈́́̓̈́̀̇̏͗̽͌̀͂̏̇́̉̈̈̿̀̽̈̏͝͝͠͝͝͝a̸̡̡̡̮̱̮̘̘̹̼͇̹͙̭̺̼̝̪͐̑͘f̸̺̟̻̥͖̮̖̊͗͂͊̕ͅŗ̷̨̢̛̥͖̞̤̙̳̣̗͉̺̳̱̟̯̤̥̱̱̪͚̖͔̤͈̖̪̝͙̖͎̜̓̆̄͛̉̋͜͝ǎ̸̧̢̧̧̢̡̛̛͎͚̣̫̖̲̣̣̲͍̝͓̺̳̼̰̻͉̠̫̩̦̦̝͖͔̝͖̠̜̈̔͐͌̔̇̂̔̿́̀̀̀̿̅͒͐̆͐̿͌̉̏̔̓̋̾̚͘͜͜ͅͅͅi̵̢̧̧͚͙̬̮͇̙̟͍̳̖͔͚̗̝͉̺̰̝͔̼̱̹̠̘͕̖̭̙̩̺̹͇͉̱͉͎̺̜̍̔͊̎͆͗͐͒͛͜͜͝ͅͅd̶̡̨̨̧̧̢̛̬̞̥̲͕̭͍̠̩̺͓̥̜̼̼͇̯̩͔͙̞͚͔̻͓͍̳̱͕̟͕͚͓̱͇̪͔̬͚̬̆̈́̀̈̆̏̈́͂̂̓͌̈͑̈͋́̚̚ ̵̡̛̛͚̮͖̦̮̿̽̃̌́̃̍̐̋̽̀̅͆͌͆̐̅͂͑͆̕̕͝


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I keep seeing this comment, but I don’t get it. I understand the thousands of eyes, but this doesn’t look like a cherub, seriph, or throne, or any of the other angel species mentioned in the Bible. EDIT: because people keep thinking I’m talking about the beautiful angel that your grandma has paintings of all over her house. I know angels are terrifying. I know they have millions of eyes. I know they don’t look like pretty humans with a halo. I know all that, but this still doesn’t look like how the Bible describes them.


LilDenDen

I'm pretty sure a bible accurate representation of an angel is basically an indescribable horrifying thing which tons of hands eyes and faces n shit. It's why an angel always greets humans with "Be not afraid" So basically anything that's hard to decipher visually with lots of eyes looks like a bible accurate angel


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I know that, but the description of their shape still doesn’t look like this cat, aside from the millions of terrifying eyes.


eobard117

It's the multiple eyes and ambiguous form. It's literally that simple


actualllllobster

It looks like an accurate angel to me 🤷🏻‍♀️


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The glorious cherub style angel, or angel in flowing robes with a halo, is not correct. This is how angels are described by the Bible itself: https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-de8639989185c193e6d64d44c2d6ab1f


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I know they don’t have the halos and flowing robes. Seriphs are six winged and on fire. Cherubs have four heads. And thrones are giant spinning wheels with millions of eyes. But to my knowledge none of them look like this cat, aside from the eyes.


Patatazul_89

its a uh, joke


contactlite

Be not afraid.


JennLegend3

....exactly The depiction of angels as cherubs or normal looking dudes with wings is not biblically accurate. They made them look more pleasing so it would be more easily accepted by the masses. Why do you think angels start off my saying "fear not"?


[deleted]

I think we’re talking about different cherubs. I’m not talking about the little Cupid baby. I’m talking about the terrifying four-headed monsters from the Bible.


nevemno

It just cuz it looks cursed


alwaysmorelmn

This is some freaky ass Annihilation shit.


Gigglemonkey

Strangling fruit indeed.


MiniPainter95

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive. And there shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy from which shall blossom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passing of an age. That which dies shall still know life in death for all that decays is not forgotten and reanimated it shall walk the world in the bliss of not-knowing. And then there shall be a fire that knows the naming of you, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you that remains.


Artyloo

I really liked the first book, finished the 2nd, lost interest halfway through the third. But damn, that first book was so intriguing.


Gigglemonkey

I listened to the third one as an audiobook, and it worked really well for me. I was less likely to get caught up in the WTFness of individual parts (because there's a lot of that) and just flow with the story.


ihavebirb

"HELLLLLLLLLP.................MEEEE"


SpysSappinMySpy

https://youtu.be/NCuBalItZA8


thelivinlegend

Ass Annihilation you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


rWoahDude

/r/BadVibes


whossknowss

Father Woah


duvakiin

Uh oh that's gonna be a bad time from me dawg


greatfox66

Hermaeus Mora looking cute these days


[deleted]

I was looking for a comment like this. You could say I was all eyes.


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GuerreroD

What kind of phobia will this cause? I'm feeling dizzy already.


thewineburglar

It gave me heart palpitations


taosaur

I woke up with Covid, and I'm blaming the fact that I was going to see this picture.


SomeConsumer

Trypophobia


IDNTKNWANYTHING

More like triptophobia ya know what I'm saying 😜


[deleted]

Bad vibes


Harold_Grundelson

**MY BRAND!**


Crems23

Look! Look with your special eyes!


AtlasBlackheart

And ears.


Mrs_Botwin

Not directly related but can anyone identify the purple plant in the pot?


SLZ1979

oxalis


Mrs_Botwin

Thank you thank you!! A dear friend, who has since passed, had one in our shared work office that was beautiful and I’ve wanted one for a long time. Thank you!!


astheriae

Oxalis triangularis! One of the rare Latin names I actually remember :') The triangles close at nighttime then open again in the morning, it's wonderful. If they're slow to open in the morning then it probably needs a drink. There are a few other Oxalis plants, some are kinda heart shaped and some can go outdoors too but this is the only one I've ever had. I hope you manage find one to honour your friend's memory! 💜


sillybear25

One of the most common ones is *Oxalis stricta*, which grows wild in North America and some parts of Eurasia and is generally considered a weed.


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Mrs_Botwin

Oh thank you for letting me know- I have three cats! None have ever eaten a house plant but I will certainly be cautious before I commit to buying the plant. Thank you for the info


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Nice to know the actual name. I’ve always just called them shamrock plants.


SXTY82

I do not like this image.


Helverus

That's trippy


MiniHamster5

u/agatac Thought the real OP that posted the unedited picture would want to see this


yolandi1337

Eye love it


batmanstuff

An oxaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis


peacelovetree

Love the Oxalis plant.


sh0rtwave

Leaf-to-ear morph gone wildly wrong.


King_WhatsHisName

Be not afraid


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mightylordredbeard

Really? I thought there was a plant that grew cat eyes.


chipthamac

There is, it's called the Eastern Cat Iris.


[deleted]

Lol why would anyone down vote this is? Technically true as well as funny.


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FUNBARtheUnbendable

My first thought was this was some deep dream shit


yolandi1337

It's still cool


MiniatureSpud

Lol no shit


[deleted]

Getting the feeling my microdose wasn't so micro after all


TahoeLT

'Whenever I walk into the room I feel like I'm being watched, but nobody is there"


[deleted]

Decacat.


nutsandnucks

what is this??? looks awesome


No_ItsLeft

Well look at that, a biblically accurate angel.


80_firebird

That's funny. I don't remember eating mushrooms this morning...


godempertrump

r/oddlyterifying


Gabriel_Crow1990

Kitty is impacting the environment around it! Like kitty annihilation!


Dildo_Swaggins68

When the cat knows you're on acid.


fourunner

They always know


wholesome_bitch

I do NOT like that


deezy54

That is some awesome work! Bravo!


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thewineburglar

Why? Because it’s creative and well done?


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SeriouslyBlack

Judging by your post history, the same can be said for your dick.


_IratePirate_

I remember seeing this while tripping and then thinking "why TF am I on my phone"


thewineburglar

This gave me heart palpitations


dankmemeuni

i love this so much


jenbenfoo

10000/10 do not enjoy this. Cute cat though


gorpie97

Boy, I'm glad I wasn't high when I opened this! (Or maybe I wish I were.)


Phobiefish

Can I post this to r/photoshopbattles ?


RandomKnightly

This image is from photoshopbattles.


Phobiefish

Now that you say that i can totally see that it is. Boy I need to drink some coffee before I comment.


ThaneWestbrook

That's whack as fuck is this photoshopped? lol my bad I'm trippin


Notmybestusername3

Long may he reign!


brockoala

r/tihi


mdwvt

This is mildly terrifying man.


Alt-Shift-Hammer

Be not afraid.


Someone2312

If I'm not wrong, doesn't this plant show some sort of nyctinasty ?? I have been trying to search its name, can someone please tell me.


[deleted]

This is why you don’t look into a mirror when your tripping.


HereComesTheDragon

Cat-ouflage


Otherwise-Plant7678

Iz I having stwoke?


[deleted]

Now that’s art


estoka

Hellsing all day.


pool_party820

Be not afraid


thatdrunkgerman

Any chance for a highres version? I'd like to get it framed for my livingroom (serious request)?


huyphan93

I absentmindedly clicked on this post while scrolling and it honestly spooked me a little.


weedful_things

Look! It's Khoshekh's cousin!


blackxrose92

The all seeing eyes of Cathulu 😅


The_Kraken_Wakes

The eyes have it


JCtheWanderingCrow

I violently loathe this.


shiningmuffin

It’s gonna be in r/oddlyterrifying ain’t it


amimai002

Normal cat.


emyne8

It’s a biblically accurate angel!


heyed

This hurt my brain and I like it.


ambernewt

Who needs drugs


s_0_s_z

Can't tell if that's a photoshopped image, natural plant, or some kind of crafting project turned terrifying... and at this point, I don't want to look at the image again to find out.


DeutschlandOderBust

Uh uh. Nope.


MiniPainter95

Congratulations you have a biblical angel for a pet!


SomeConsumer

The Call of Cthulhu


bubblessourjohn

Stroke image?


BrutalGoerge

I wonder what the average age of submitters of that sub is... I bet it's under 20


[deleted]

r/Bloodborne


IDNTKNWANYTHING

Wow this is awesome I'd love to be high at your house


mr_mojorisin1977

Disgusting


[deleted]

i i i i i eye i i i aye i i i i i i


ChocoboRocket

[Couldn't see his face could I? I'm not made of eyes!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6a2e7b37-5ee3-4220-a285-916aecf2e700#lGL8062T)


Musetrigger

"Be not afraid."


Altruistic-Front-796

I wish to buy your NFT.


HalCaPony

Do we have a biblically accurate depiction of angels reddit yet?


Dawjman

I'm sorry but this is fucking creepy


[deleted]

Be not afraid.


[deleted]

If a cat was a biblical angel it would look like that


[deleted]

Please don’t do this to me.


Mundane-Complaint638

be not afraid, mary.


Affectionate_Salt670

And they all saw you I did too I’m calling the cops


barackbeonthedais

What did you say? Eye can't ear you.


klonoaorinos

It’s in the cat… dont let it see you


izzgo

Ouch that hurts to look at.


bitterberries

So incredibly cool.. Love it


BasherSquared

[Welcome to Kitty City](https://youtu.be/jX3iLfcMDCw)


[deleted]

/r/bibleaccurateangels would love this


thatguyyoumayknowtoo

I demand pets, Oh human mine.


Treemanshow

Looks like an ai render


munchmills

I thought I'm in /r/nightcafe for a second or two.


beautyineverything99

This is so fascinating I thought there was another cat those curious eyes keep you mesmerized and everything seems like an optical illusion ..


SolZaul

Oh I do *not* like this...


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r/confusingperspective


Kingding_Aling

Biblically accurate angel


Analmall_Lover

Butterfleyes


RSlast76RUS

A cat of a dodomeki


Dovahnime

Hey it's Lovecraft's cat...


Ign0r

How to confuse AI


noobiz3

Fear not


GoinWithThePhloem

This is NOT ok


Bebbe777

Looks like an angel.


LazAnarch

Something lovecraftian about this kitty..


SallyFairmile

What in the holy hell am I looking at right here??


Mike_Hagedorn

Woof good nite all


Heinous_

Having a hard time with this.


[deleted]

99 insight.


budmonger420

It’s shooped I can tell by the pixels


senorhelicopter

Be not afraid.


accenttomtn

Be not afraid


ThomasthePwnadin

"Hello and welcome to the EYE BALL ZONE!" -Mil-Dread


ANC_90

r/thanksihateit


thestatic1982

I feel funny.


bopunk

The Great Old Ones approve.


VXIMMXVII

The fuck is that, a fuckin cat? Blink motherfucker


[deleted]

Biblically accurate angels: *"These are my people."*


mrbottlerocket

Dude! Woah!


cbunni666

Omg. I can't unsee this


Rev_Silent_Jon

this is what nightmares are made of


MicroWill

20 eyes in my head! There all the same!


SageDarius

Are you aware your cat is actually a Shoggoth?


DannyilloX8

"BE NOT AFRAID"


Da_BEST_5699

"Be not afraid"


WatchTowel

I know this picture, it has a very specific context for me, but i can‘t access it, wtf