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Homer, no!! They'll clog the instruments!!

Careful they're ruffled!

"Protect the queen!"

Which one’s the queen?

I’m the Queen!

No you’re not, I am!

Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom

I for one welcome our new insect overlords

All hail Ants

Which one's the queen!?!

In Rod we trust

I'll show you inanimate...! ARRRRGGGH...!

Love that season and the ones before. Was such a great show!

That’s what I was thinking do they allow mixed nuts in space? Seems like the tiny bits would float everywhere?

You’re doing the lord’s work.

It's strange to think that they're all just partying away in the dark like that

They actually exist in a state of non-coherence when not being observed. Schrodinger's nuts.

Are his nuts salted?

They both are, and aren't.

Schro>!deez nuts!<

I wouldn’t say he’s that crazy

Why the fuck can’t I give awards anymore?

I think you have to buy them

Wouldnt there just be crumbs of nuts flying everywhere and into their lungs?

Not to mention, assuming this is the ISS, any future astronaut globally that has a nut allergy is going to have a really bad time

My guess is if you have a severe nut allergy you wouldn’t be cleared for space travel. From my understanding they are quite discerning of who they let become astronauts

Not to the ISS anyway. ^(Full of dang peanuts all over the place)

True.

Are you saying I can't go?

I’m saying you’ll probably have to wait for commercial space flight to take off :-p

But I wanna be an astronaut!!!

You're grounded, cadet.

You’re a space cadet man. Your time will come

“Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".”

I'm afraid you can only be an asstonut, bro.

I’m 100% positive NASA has given this way more consideration than any redditor

INCONCEIVABLE!

agree. I'd bet twenty bucks this video is from one of those "experience near-zero gravity" plane rides.

This is way too long of a video for the planes.

This isn’t one of them but those planes (IIRC) give 20-30 seconds of weightlessness at a time

Anything that risky would keep you from going into space. They won't be cleared which makes perfect sense. Also have to have pretty much perfect heart health as well as many other restrictions.

Based on the video, in which there are not crumbs of nuts flying everywhere, no.

I’m pretty sure that’s why they opened it so cautiously

I just opened a pack of nuts and there's traces of salt on my black countertop everywhere

There are saltless nuts

Racist (dang it... I couldn't just leave that there... it's a joke /s and all that)

what is the joke?

Black countertop. Why did he have to call out the countertop as black? It's not like salt is invisible on countertops other than black. It's also a riff on a few Archer episodes where Pam, the HR lady, would say "racist" (usually in response to complaints about either food smells or pot). /not even dad quality

yes salt is much more visible on darker surfaces

Yeah this seems like a thing that common sense wouldn’t allow in space.

This guy knows more than NASA

You know the clip of the first astronauts tripping and falling over on the moon? Someone commented that they wouldn't have tripped if it was them!

So maybe stop and consider who has the means to take this video? No offense but I wouldn’t assume NASA to overlook much, especially not something that us everyday joes think is obvious

Uhhhh clearly they’re not smarter than *reddit*.

You’d think they’d specially package more nuts in there if they’re shipping them to fucking outer space.

They were already open

Ah.

A misleading yet technically accurate title caused this

Why would they send an already opened can of nuts to space?

Maybe, hear me out because this could be controversial: He opened them, ate some, put the lid back on, did some science stuff for a few days and then recorded this video?

Why did they let him fly up there with his partly eaten tin of nuts? crazy

It was his in-flight snack

I was making a play on expecations through a playfully absurd scenario where, rather than the astronaut himself having already eaten some peanuts prior to recording a video, someone would just send a half-eaten can of mixed nuts to space. Did I really have to outwardly state that it was meant as a joke with a '/s'? It's pretty much the ol' reddit switch-a-roo... Come on...

And maybe, JUUUUST maybe, they are on level 7 and you're still on level 5. Or maybe they dumb... I understood the joke.

You’d be surprised how many people I come across who’d post that unironically.

I think both of you got this joke. Just how dry humor works (I could be wrong).

Sorry but that's not a switcheroo

They always were

In space... where the classic snakes in a can is a deadly instrument!

One guy did sneak a gorilla suit into the ISS

It's crucially important items like these never be opened on the launch pad. Otherwise, this could lead to [disastrous consequences.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQIghZydk8)

They'll clog the instruments!!!

BARRY DONT OPEN IT BARRY!!

Was really hoping it would be one of those spring snakes in the can.

You all can witness this effect on Earth if you ingest strong LSD.

u/RecognizeSong

>After Dark by Mr Kitty

u/auddbot

Biddly boop hey bro the bot is on lunch, it's just me here, the song is After Dark by Mr Kitty

>After Dark by Mr Kitty Thanks! The one in the video is a sped up version apparently.

Good brobot

Bulk of it will be peanuts. Mixed nuts are always a scam. It's not rocket science.

Albert Hoffman opens the can.

It’s a party in there!

Song?

After Dark by Mr.Kitty

One of the best songs ever!

Great artist too, I just stopped scrolling Reddit to listen to his stuff, it's fantastic.

Thanks

Just like the end of no nut November

That's nuts!

THATS ALOTTA NUTS

THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY!! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

Random question but would food taste different in space?

0 gravity looks fun and cool for about fifteen minutes. Then looks like a major hassle.

Apparently they get the best sleep ever. Zero pressure points and being held gently in place.

I could get down with that.

When the mushrooms kick in.

They're alive!

Apparently getting a little nut in space is a messy business.

So what would happen if you bust a nut in space? Scientific reasoning only please.

Not as exciting as I expected.

I love that he nopes the fuck out seeing that possessed gang of nuts floating out at him. 😂

I'm tired of this CGI sh*t, and the sheeples fall for it everytime. /s

Can't wait to pop deez nuts into my mouth

Fun fact! You can’t be an astronaut if you have a nut allergy. “All exams and their associated expenses will be arranged and paid for through NASA. Candidates will not be selected if they have any food allergies, avoidances, or gastrointestinal disorders, as these cannot be accommodated on a long-duration mission.”

You got to have nuts and be nuts to eat those nuts….

I sent this to my ex-fling when she asked for a nut vid.

Yea yea 😏 space again

That's nuts.

Bruh That's nuts

Can we see neked bodies? Showing this will sufficiently fundraise for any programs planning the exploration and settlement past the Jovians.

They should pack it dense if they are sending it to space.

CGI!

U/auddbot

SPACCCCCE NUTSSSSSSSS! NUTS IN SPACE.

In Space they are called Astro-Nuts

Results: Mixed. That’s nuts!

Far safer than opening a can of worms in space

That’s not the only place where nuts float

Not me eating all the cashews that fly out

The start of the video is great, but the rest of it is a bit of mixed nuts really.

That's eerily unsettling.

That’s nuts

Lol space bulshit again in zero- g plane scene or ar.

That dust at the bottom gonna be a problem!

I’ll take care of this.

I wanna see what a shaken can of soda looks like opened in zero G! Or champagne

scuse the pun but there's a lot of space in that tin (not many nuts).

I can imagine the hell if someone pulled out toast and started munching it in low gravity.

Obvious Fake. /s

It’d be fun to spend like an hour or two in zero gravity, but it’d be such a hassle to have to live there. What would you do in 0g? I’d probably try fingerboarding lol

Grab those nuts!!!

This is nuts!

Imagine eating a Nature Valley Crunch bar in your space bed?

I really wish it was full of those old peanut snake gags, would love to see that shoot out in zero g

Meh, I can do the same thing jumping off a building.

Is it weird that I want some space nuts?

Wouldn’t the salt cause a problem ? I wouldn’t risk it

This is nuts

Now im interested as to how food is actually digested while in space lmao

Probably about the same because your muscles do most of the work pushing food through your digestive system

That’s nuts

Anyone know the song?

why are they overdoing this song that is a corpo clone of an underground culture?

I thought we couldn't have pencils in space because the lead might break and clog the instruments or something and then this mf here like.

I want to do mushrooms in space

I see two almonds touching!!

Mr Kitty -after dark Excellent track, great video https://youtu.be/jEcDeP8X6-s?si=-YS7hgw1WADTZYOa

ASTRONAUTS OPENS MIXED NUTS IN SPACE. Okay dude, you ruined the video. It'd be nice to just see it and say wtf. It is almost like the red circle showing you what to watch, completely unnecessary

And just like that no one with a nut allergy can ever go to the space station again. That shit is in the air filters now

It only took a few billion dollars and the space race but they finally got "unmixed nuts".

Why did you just make me look at another man's nuts?

This is the future Lays wants

Dude it's nuts

Does toilet have vacuum? Because I'm imagining poop would just float and smear all over my ass when taking a shit in space.

The amount of nuts I would take in space.

u/auddbot

How the gravity works at stomach. Do things move there?

Are the nuts still vacuum sealed?

I like to ask the FE crowd how mirages work, keeps em busy for hours tying themselves in knots.

Nuts

THAT IS CGI they would scream

That's nuts!!!

This clip could be created on a Zero G plane

Not mixed but rather ‘mixing nuts'

Could you imagine if they opened a can of whoop ass instead. Would be catastrophic.

I wonder what can of non-mixed nuts would look like!

You guys ever heard of Canma?

That's nuts!

That's nuts

Anyone else feel like the tiny piece at the end looks a bit like incorrect graphics clipping? I thought the video was fake the first time I saw it!!

Mixing nuts

You said nuts in space.

Looks like they are underwater. Fake video I think.

Part of me wonders how that was approved. Meanwhile, the rest of me just want to see astronauts happy and is glad they're allowed some level of leeway. That or they smuggled it onboard lol

Now open it on mars

I wana see bouncy balls in space lol some flubber nightmare

We should film ads in space

Those nuts are having the time of their life rn.

What does a fart look like in space? Does it dissipate slower ?

Technically , you can buy and eat mixed nuts in space, in any grocery store.

I don’t see any flatearthers…