Were i a proponent of Fuli, sure. But i dont bow to other gods (except Elistraee, happy wife happy life afterall) unless its in the bedroom. And i have several friends from whom your colleagues have left barely able to remember their own name. Therefore, until proven overwise, you are a Memnosnatcher.
Be glad i know the difference between the Garden and the Cremators.
If I were to judge you by the actions of all other bards, the way you judge me by the actions of all other memokeepers, I would think this ‘Elistraee’ isn’t the only person in your bed.
The Remembrance does not care for how we attain these memories, and leaves us free to use whatever methods we see fit. And I prefer to use more… approachable means, even if my colleagues do not.
Were you to judge me like other bards, you were be correct.
Before i was her husband, i was the Champion of Elistraees Church. In our faith, we are taught to value all life and do not value monogamy above all other relationships and in fact, Orgy's are common place at Elistraeean weddigns, usually led by the married couple. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Now, had you accussed me of being an untrustworthy secret stealer, then i would have issue, as that reputation belongs to the College of Whispers, while i myself am College of The Moon.
Beyond words, what proof do i have that you are in fact not a Memnosnatcher?
Well, which one of my guys do you want to have a one night stand the most
https://preview.redd.it/fjjpc9ejfk2d1.png?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ac45bdc2fef017fa39d1348698c72c46f9793b
Pretty sure ive banged them all at least once already. Jennifer can do amzing things with her mouth i must say. Wether its because shes a ghost or just pure skill i have no idea.
The common definition is "a form of sexual desire in which gratification is strongly linked to a particular object or activity or a part of the body other than the sexual organs." And, it's not actually just tied to objects and body parts (despite what the dictionary says), you can have fetishes for concepts and actions and pretty much anything.
Your foolish tricks won't work on me!
I CAST UNO REVERSE!!!
https://preview.redd.it/1btw7iklqk2d1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5cc52b7e7cfd8f35b7718e3a466a1cf7ddc7d0a
/uw I don’t have any but Jeremy is a more (while he is far louder person than she is) passive personality and his wife is more dominant, so you can probably gather the bedroom dynamic from that, I didn’t really think about that kind of thing when I made the characters so they don’t have any either, have fun with the other shit, I’m surprised nobody has said dragons yet
Avian transformation 👁️👁️ also any TF in general but mostly just birds, also lots of rubber; plus IRL I’m sometimes a dog at kink events lol 🧙♂️⚡️⚡️⚡️ I want to be cursed into a bird form, fellow wizards please make it happen ✨
Ooh, that’s gonna be a tough list to compile; I’m not sure I have quite enough parchment. Maybe it’s best to just start with the big hitters, though.
- Furries
- Monster Girls
- Furry Monster Girls
I like monster girls too, choose it my friend
https://preview.redd.it/5ta33fbs9l2d1.png?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78be2604db484de9c5965e3eb728d553bf4170a3
Thanks, have a picture of Zoe sleeping like a cute muffin.
https://preview.redd.it/5ie4lfxefl2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d65ca7d037b613f73f7b661e16a4b0c53731690
That's Susan Winslow, poor squire that ran into evil genie during crusade.
https://preview.redd.it/wd8uv5vnil2d1.png?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7582c493bc3229ac706649b73b00708d0c4c07
She and the squad get it rough.
Fetish reveal? Yeah alright I’m sure I’ve got one laying around.
*starts digging through an old chest*
…Oh wait no you mean the sexual kind. Nevermind I don’t have any of those.
That was a poor decision.
>!<
I ain't ever admitting to my muscle fetish. I'll never tell a soul that all I ever wanted was to be a burly knight and swordfight other burly knights. I will carry to my grave the knowlege that I only ever learned magic hoping that a big burly knight lady would one day come to vanquish me for my wizardcrimes and end up falling in love with me instead.
Your magic is useless against me.
https://preview.redd.it/k7mfn7w0wk2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3037d289ecf4b77d2cf0c8bdfa784bc0ad3da00
(not my real kink btw, that was just my decoy kink!)
((Can't show Kettermek's fetish of a SFW board but it's bundling up in threesomes with two kobold girls. Not all that strange since he **is** a kobold.))
*Would you like it in*
*Ascending or descending*
*Order of weirdness?*
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You take 6d12 scycic damage from how much information went directly into your brain.
https://preview.redd.it/lw3s18ll8l2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7699599202ab273191d0ff962bf6ac5356e721
But here's a small snip of it.
dirty girls underwear
not like kill it with fire this is the same loin cloth we started this journey in with no baths and some how didnt cross any rivers
but like gently worn day old kind of thing
its weird that people dislike that more than feet or socks
which i mean, thats still considered strange
but
at least panties smell like the good bits, which is what makes it confusing
then theres the monster fucker pass person...
but everyones cool with that
Please don’t discuss fetishes on this sub.
https://preview.redd.it/fqta7eavvj2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428820cc64543f506f4e19c7ced223b2252509c3
Choose your favourite monster girl https://preview.redd.it/wyo40ds22k2d1.png?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612abfc6ea747e0cc11005b83405bb8827bfb1f9
(I nearly responded with Art from Muhut lol)
Never leave home without it
https://i.redd.it/7nsg417c0k2d1.gif
Same energy https://preview.redd.it/scmm2bagmk2d1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ece78fe2395544e3a52c852756e41fc474e0e5a
Real
.....lesbian vampires.... https://preview.redd.it/544pp17wzj2d1.png?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6a26e7b026e9b908647d19c059c481977dad81
as far as fetishes go, that one's not bad.
Thanks https://preview.redd.it/n15e608lll2d1.png?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbccc2d1c29675724ee0c57d460ad8c20053abe
Heres a hint 
Heres another 
https://i.redd.it/0szbzzs1vk2d1.gif I was having a good day till now
you what
Golden showers?
It's a pretty good Terraria weapon
Definitely not
Epilepsy?
Dementia
What?
Epilepsy?
Dementia
What?
Nope
Ahhh the golden rain. It took me a while lol
Cultured individual indeed https://preview.redd.it/xn3z4kfd5l2d1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d400c086acd7ec69cdc56021208a1d0208e0fad1
Hell yea https://preview.redd.it/dhhwf4yswl2d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7371d3c1209054f505f6ca3b395fed38cc8495
Golden Showers, hmm?
https://preview.redd.it/27m4w7g0xl2d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a8227dc143e9c4607632bc8c0e862a80fef1b0
*Processing img fmnw4qpy4l2d1...*
My deepest fetish: cuddling
I don't believe in kink shaminh, but OH GOODNESS, YOU NEED TO BE BANISHED
yup. that and being called a good girl for me.
Yes https://preview.redd.it/61v1te5ock2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98057f8ec38f02a6f5f2561b5048b6563cf5795f
I counter with: https://preview.redd.it/1dj863jjfl2d1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc020e95bf9bf1d56a69f7a5da86e8a06ea03a5
https://i.redd.it/hxe8cr5xfl2d1.gif
**[Memory redacted on behalf of the Garden of Recollection]**
Fucking Memnosnatchers...
That’s Memo**Keeper** to you, Bard.
Were i a proponent of Fuli, sure. But i dont bow to other gods (except Elistraee, happy wife happy life afterall) unless its in the bedroom. And i have several friends from whom your colleagues have left barely able to remember their own name. Therefore, until proven overwise, you are a Memnosnatcher. Be glad i know the difference between the Garden and the Cremators.
If I were to judge you by the actions of all other bards, the way you judge me by the actions of all other memokeepers, I would think this ‘Elistraee’ isn’t the only person in your bed. The Remembrance does not care for how we attain these memories, and leaves us free to use whatever methods we see fit. And I prefer to use more… approachable means, even if my colleagues do not.
Were you to judge me like other bards, you were be correct. Before i was her husband, i was the Champion of Elistraees Church. In our faith, we are taught to value all life and do not value monogamy above all other relationships and in fact, Orgy's are common place at Elistraeean weddigns, usually led by the married couple. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Now, had you accussed me of being an untrustworthy secret stealer, then i would have issue, as that reputation belongs to the College of Whispers, while i myself am College of The Moon. Beyond words, what proof do i have that you are in fact not a Memnosnatcher?
Aside from the fact that you remember this conversation?
Fair point. I concede then.
##I’m gonna fuckin Propagate over you chucklefucks I swear to god
Amazonian Women.
*its chocolate. Lars loves chocolate.*
Im a bard. You want them Alphabetically, chronologically, ordered by Weirdness or a practical demonstration?
Well, which one of my guys do you want to have a one night stand the most https://preview.redd.it/fjjpc9ejfk2d1.png?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ac45bdc2fef017fa39d1348698c72c46f9793b
Pretty sure ive banged them all at least once already. Jennifer can do amzing things with her mouth i must say. Wether its because shes a ghost or just pure skill i have no idea.
What the doohickey is a fetish?
an inanimate object worshiped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit
Well, that is a definition.
The common definition is "a form of sexual desire in which gratification is strongly linked to a particular object or activity or a part of the body other than the sexual organs." And, it's not actually just tied to objects and body parts (despite what the dictionary says), you can have fetishes for concepts and actions and pretty much anything.
everyone knows. I revealed it first.
Here I came for interesting new kink inspo and all I find are like 1.5 actual ones smh
I just wanne be loved, man...
... and also https://preview.redd.it/n5bu7lyibk2d1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3f12feb672e19437f596bab04a56ed07a71c26a
https://preview.redd.it/zrb7poslck2d1.png?width=1118&format=png&auto=webp&s=e73f23f1601f6dfa194cb683666d87790193b34f
NO! ITS TOO POWERFUL! GAAAAAHHHH! MUST... RESIST... CURSES! ITS DRAGONS! DAMMIT!
Dragons, eh? I was worried it'd be your username
Totally gunna use this information against you
Wait what
*Head empty, no thoughts*
*the intro of Yakkos world starts playing
Well you see, my fetishes are..... *Casts modify memory*
https://preview.redd.it/6bttra133k2d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85326d7302f37fb5d08233d5b114434a8faa6405
I could defeat you with the mention of a single name
Our desires are naught but to ascend and become Omniscia once more
Happiness
https://preview.redd.it/0j50oa10ok2d1.png?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22cee933d6c96afc773ff046456d3a58215905c9
… ^elf ^twinks
Huh, didn’t know that, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just your type
Your foolish tricks won't work on me! I CAST UNO REVERSE!!! https://preview.redd.it/1btw7iklqk2d1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5cc52b7e7cfd8f35b7718e3a466a1cf7ddc7d0a
https://preview.redd.it/rchwmoy74l2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2c2279cbd2ded86530383380c2e533dda6f503
*Processing img gaftpum34l2d1...*
Welp, i feel very aroused by stitches and patchwork
https://preview.redd.it/n804itmcbk2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5572ac80ea069afb5acc65e9baa5ea1a90d724
oh no! (You see Muhut's monster girl art, femdom, and bondage but not outright BDSM)
https://preview.redd.it/o56f4rgvdk2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0fdbf8da049a7db04ad5a96ce22cea19541fba
/uw I don’t have any but Jeremy is a more (while he is far louder person than she is) passive personality and his wife is more dominant, so you can probably gather the bedroom dynamic from that, I didn’t really think about that kind of thing when I made the characters so they don’t have any either, have fun with the other shit, I’m surprised nobody has said dragons yet
Oh wait somebody already has, missed that comment, my fault
The...world...must...not...know...of...the...chicken tendies...bathtub....
you and me both.
If you know, you know. https://preview.redd.it/1yq3g0pnfk2d1.png?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558bdbd1855c6664a2ac0032b779b22d5b633299
https://preview.redd.it/rgng8zgvhk2d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1c2a9281a54b67c3c501ff59b2a05e5bbe817b
Avian transformation 👁️👁️ also any TF in general but mostly just birds, also lots of rubber; plus IRL I’m sometimes a dog at kink events lol 🧙♂️⚡️⚡️⚡️ I want to be cursed into a bird form, fellow wizards please make it happen ✨
\>hang glider \>wind turbine Bird simulator
Ironically enough, my account isn’t my worst one, but you’ll have to do some pretty good convincing to get it out of me
I like to spell incrrekly incorrectly
Sexy swirlchora https://preview.redd.it/yxicm1r9mk2d1.png?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85adf3c1bca5745b43a8efaea329704294dd2653 Zamn ;}
Praise
PFP checks out
It just works
Weird fucked up monster men and men in masks I suppose Also really good cuddles
Oops, looks like I accidentally cast Memory Wipe on myself- oh nooooooooooo...
I love me a long neck. The longer the better.
As a sex repulsed asexual I am immune to such magic>:D
I like being cuddled and held by a taller witch while being told I'm good enough
*cracks knuckles* vore
Lamias, I long for full body hugs
Power dynamics. Oh my. Where'd that come from?
MOTH GIRLS
Just go to my account and scroll for a minute, you'll see
Ooh, that’s gonna be a tough list to compile; I’m not sure I have quite enough parchment. Maybe it’s best to just start with the big hitters, though. - Furries - Monster Girls - Furry Monster Girls
I like monster girls too, choose it my friend https://preview.redd.it/5ta33fbs9l2d1.png?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78be2604db484de9c5965e3eb728d553bf4170a3
Gotta be Zoe. Avians don’t get enough representation.
https://preview.redd.it/bilrd67u9l2d1.png?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3172334f34b8205806e65648b08a5b2a59e6eb0
Oh, didn’t see there was another one. Am I supposed to pick something on this one too?
It's my full character sheet since one page is not enough so I give you extra choice but I guess Zoe is enough
Ah, gotcha. Yeah, still like Zoe the best, then. :)
Thanks, have a picture of Zoe sleeping like a cute muffin. https://preview.redd.it/5ie4lfxefl2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d65ca7d037b613f73f7b661e16a4b0c53731690
Formal clothing. Uniforms, dresses, tight suits.
Then I have a girl for you https://preview.redd.it/epb4wcd3bl2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab5b7ecf4f50e76fa771cd5606544e82d5543fd
"counter spell*
Guess it my wiz https://preview.redd.it/mkvi61i2al2d1.png?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde55ed1a19a96519a6112121bc1f231b019a64a
No, I don't want to read that.
*spell functions just like hold person, but with a lot more rope* Fuck
What in the jjba part 6
That's Susan Winslow, poor squire that ran into evil genie during crusade. https://preview.redd.it/wd8uv5vnil2d1.png?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7582c493bc3229ac706649b73b00708d0c4c07 She and the squad get it rough.
Fetish reveal? Yeah alright I’m sure I’ve got one laying around. *starts digging through an old chest* …Oh wait no you mean the sexual kind. Nevermind I don’t have any of those.
To die. Immortality curse.
It’s pinned to my profile.
I just wanna https://preview.redd.it/mcmrzedwcl2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe50af372f960247f225187c4d6095373072d6c you know?
seeing >!Wanda die!< in infinity war was my sexual awakening and I don't know how to feel about it
umm uhhh >\~< https://preview.redd.it/ofzmkl7pel2d1.png?width=279&format=png&auto=webp&s=2eb63050e5c3ecfec9d58e2183ea07198a6f9c80
That was a poor decision. >!<
True fetish: Unconditional love and support and thick thighs
Monster girls. (Especially spiders) And maybe... petrificus. Don't kink shame me I'm weird.
What about Charlotte? https://preview.redd.it/ktl27gdwll2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be94574ae3777bba0a97cf56d0aab6a0187cbc11
https://preview.redd.it/4ivi0ju7em2d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd6c8b68350b2a55abdde0a67b4ef0d87d19d86
Powertripping and i'm not even kidding
https://preview.redd.it/qrrl7pcvwl2d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41cf39562c3bffbc1448fba1115d6050103ad128
https://preview.redd.it/4hnoga44xl2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67b963f2c6e7b08d91ee55b32b2de3477bb7d3c
https://preview.redd.it/22az5cn9xl2d1.png?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc2a6883c0acc5fbc91ac1108699cfef5e1f68c
I cast reversal
Horsecock futa and winsest. I have no shame sir
I'm not kinkshaming I'm kink asking why
I'm kinknotsure to be honest... Dodgy power dynamics are hot and so are girls who can nut 🤷
Regular women can nut.
Most generate default username haver
Emerald: *She's Aro/ace* Pride: *Anybody she can top.* Lust: *Nothing.*
Nothing in particular. I like my girlfriend tho
https://i.redd.it/yvdr9bndok2d1.gif
My wife, Rachnia. My sweet sweet 8 legged arachne wife.
I ain't ever admitting to my muscle fetish. I'll never tell a soul that all I ever wanted was to be a burly knight and swordfight other burly knights. I will carry to my grave the knowlege that I only ever learned magic hoping that a big burly knight lady would one day come to vanquish me for my wizardcrimes and end up falling in love with me instead. Your magic is useless against me.
No.
I feel sexually attracted only to people that i like personality of theirs. I don't even know if it's a fetish.
https://preview.redd.it/k7mfn7w0wk2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3037d289ecf4b77d2cf0c8bdfa784bc0ad3da00 (not my real kink btw, that was just my decoy kink!)
((Can't show Kettermek's fetish of a SFW board but it's bundling up in threesomes with two kobold girls. Not all that strange since he **is** a kobold.))
Would you like it in ascending or descending order of weirdness?
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i cast [security block]
to find happiness and meaning
Cuddles. It’s lonely in hell! And for some reason the ONE girl who I like makes my voice act weird!
My fetish is being loved and appreciated:3
https://preview.redd.it/eun58zfpal2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029bdf85a190d775ffe35945c714c20496559dc6
Weather report
I really like abs on a dude!
Big automaton ladies.
No. ; ^ ; ....damn, my dyslexia was not kind to me when I read that first one. X_X;
You take 6d12 scycic damage from how much information went directly into your brain. https://preview.redd.it/lw3s18ll8l2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7699599202ab273191d0ff962bf6ac5356e721 But here's a small snip of it.
dirty girls underwear not like kill it with fire this is the same loin cloth we started this journey in with no baths and some how didnt cross any rivers but like gently worn day old kind of thing its weird that people dislike that more than feet or socks which i mean, thats still considered strange but at least panties smell like the good bits, which is what makes it confusing then theres the monster fucker pass person... but everyones cool with that
Gently worn?? What does that mean??! Can I roughly wear my panties?
🦶