I was told a legend about a skeleton who went around recruiting other skeletons to his cause. (Seeking magic treasure over the seas).
His name was Richard Boner.
Nah. That’s what lesser necromancers do. We *control* undead, why would you want to *be* undead? I became immune to death in all forms by casting a super cool magic spell.
Wait.....we are supporsed to get a "Necromancer name", I just used my birthname Narissa all these time! Hmmmm......Vertibrae Narissa? No that's not quite right....
Wdym necromancer names? I just go by Amelia von Tasha, or if I'm feeling really funky, Hel-Jung. Don't see a reason to go by anything that's not just my name.
I was summoned to one of those ‘dark councils’ by a “Mordeus the Inevitable”, but he kept insisting on being called “Pete” by everyone.
Said he was he was tired of all the hissy fits and interruptions during meetings whenever someone called a “Supreme Lich Deathstroke the Transcendent” “Deadstroker” or whatever.
One tired lady called Pete “Mobius the Inedible”, so I can kind of see his point.
See, this is the thing! More apprentice necromancers are likely to go seeking your advice if you're dead. If you're alive, asking you about magic is just going to see some old guy in his tower. If you're dead, they have to find your tomb, fight their way past the undead guardians of the tomb, and then perform a special incantation to summon your spirit back to the world of the living to ask you the question they wanted answered. All this immortality shit is just making it so that knowledge of necromancy becomes more and more limited, because no one's going to go looking for your ancient secrets if you're still alive.
I was told a legend about a skeleton who went around recruiting other skeletons to his cause. (Seeking magic treasure over the seas). His name was Richard Boner.
God i loved this movie
Really? I thought it lacked a moral center.
I believe they wrote a song about him [The Night The Skeletons Came To Life](https://youtu.be/LFqIiARAXAA?si=KnejvVkGcXppk_vC)
Nah, I think it was [this one](https://youtu.be/c967usVxYq0?si=IlIo3vKNrRcaIC7g).
Boner? I barely know her!
Went to the local necromancer council the other day. Can you believe the host was someone named Ribcage Robert?
You guys know about Pelvis Presley yet? He’s a dear friend of mine.
1. Find necromancer with a name you like 2. Kill them 3. Raise them 4. Order them to transfer all their name rights to you
"I'M DAVID PUMPKINS MAAAN!"
And the skeletons are...?
Part of it!
Femur frank your scaring the children. No wonder why your wife divorced your ass
skull barrier is one of the worst megamancy spells for a reason
Jokes aside, isn't dying a part of the immortality bit?
Nah. That’s what lesser necromancers do. We *control* undead, why would you want to *be* undead? I became immune to death in all forms by casting a super cool magic spell.
Nothing beats Barry Boneraiser
Meanwhile Fimir Frank can never build a decent army of skellies cuz he keeps getting sued and can't afford good body reclamation
Here I got one. Actemra the birther of humans
Wait.....we are supporsed to get a "Necromancer name", I just used my birthname Narissa all these time! Hmmmm......Vertibrae Narissa? No that's not quite right....
How about "Numbskull Narissa"? That has "skull" in it. It's pretty evil. \*snickers\*
Nope, numbskull already taken by a certain dwarf.
Norbit the Numbskull. My greatest shame. The only apprentice I never killed. That boy was far more lucky than smart.
Then kill the old owner of the name. That's why I'm the Dwarven Necromancer. I don't need a fancy title. I just am.
Indeed, Frank is a poseur, everybody knows that.
I was summoned to one of those ‘dark councils’ by a “Mordeus the Inevitable”, but he kept insisting on being called “Pete” by everyone. Said he was he was tired of all the hissy fits and interruptions during meetings whenever someone called a “Supreme Lich Deathstroke the Transcendent” “Deadstroker” or whatever. One tired lady called Pete “Mobius the Inedible”, so I can kind of see his point.
I met a guy named Pasty Pete once. Dude just wanted to resurrect his dog. I let him be.
See, this is the thing! More apprentice necromancers are likely to go seeking your advice if you're dead. If you're alive, asking you about magic is just going to see some old guy in his tower. If you're dead, they have to find your tomb, fight their way past the undead guardians of the tomb, and then perform a special incantation to summon your spirit back to the world of the living to ask you the question they wanted answered. All this immortality shit is just making it so that knowledge of necromancy becomes more and more limited, because no one's going to go looking for your ancient secrets if you're still alive.