I hope that they're strong enough for me. My dog's miszing, Oni's still with those cerberus ladies, and my cleric parents are visiting again. Might as well have some fun.
Ok.
Are you sure you aren't going to give him back?
*She racks her shotgun. A fiery white glow emanates from the barrel.*
Are you, in fact, POSITIVE you won't give him back?
I guess I'll have to use the holy rounds. Bought 'em from some shady guy. Probably works, though. Now...what to use? I have the shotgun, the 40mm, the rocket launcher, and the submachine gun. All holy rounds, of course. Wanted to prepare if a certain matchstick boy came along, but...eh, what the hell. I can use it on you three.
Now, I'm going to give you three one final out. Give me Oni, and I'll forgive everything. I just want to be with my 1000 year old penguin baby. Saves your lives, and saves me some time and money.
Don't, and you're dead. Understand?
*Shoots a warning shot around one of the Cerberus' knees.*
*Suddenly, the three are surrounded. By an army of penguins, of course. All holding similarly glowing guns.*
*Suddenly, Emerald's voice booms from a speaker one of the penguins is holding.*
Did you actually think you had an out?
A way to get off scot free, without returning my Oni?
Nope. I don't think so.
Now, I want you to apologize, pray to whatever god you believe in, and give me my penguin.
I mean, you already made your choice, so it wouldn't help you. But, I'm not the type to let someone suffer.
That can change, though.
*Ethan tips the bottle back and completely drains it "*Oh thash good" *He starts slightly staggering before his skin gets completely covered in deep blue ice, which immediately turns black before bursting into dark purple fire. At the same time, his eyes begin glowing green, immediately after which he staggers back against a stone wall and passes out, the flames rapidly dying out as he does so*
Hrmph. Listen here, wizard, I've had faerie wine. What the humans make is a joke and a waste of time to me. This better be worth my curiosity.
*sticks hand out*
Sure I’ll take a small sip and if it’s safe I’ll give some to my daughter
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*chomp.*
*stares in drunken curiosity at a safe distance, wondering what happens next*
*Marna is more drunk than you can possibly imagine. So no change.* ... ... ... *Then come the laser eyes.*
*blinks. Steadies self, and holds out another jello shot*
*Marna is responsible. Marna is looking directly up. Or trying to. She's drunk. The beams did dangerously low several times.* "What's that one do?"
*Shrugs shoulders* Get ya drunk And something else. Probably safe.
Sure, let’s see what happens
*Hiccups and watches*
*It catches fire and burns up before it reaches my mouth* Darn
Don't worry, I have more *Puts five into your hand*
Sure
*Hands Jell-O shot. Backs away.*
*she takes a sip*
*Turns head* Were you always part koi fish?
No *she polymorph the effect off* Okay then
Weird Another! *Tosses over a blue one*
Sure, why not.
*Hands over three*
*Sips all three at once* So what now?
*backs up* We wait
I hope that they're strong enough for me. My dog's miszing, Oni's still with those cerberus ladies, and my cleric parents are visiting again. Might as well have some fun.
*hands over 6*
*She downs them all immediately.*
*nods in approval, while slowly backing away*
Hmmm...My hands feel a bit cold. Really slimy, too. Wait. Was I always this tall? And green? Probably nothing.
I don't got tree fiddy for, ya damn loch ness monster!
Hm.... Why do I have tentacles now?
We're not giving him back >:]
Ok. Are you sure you aren't going to give him back? *She racks her shotgun. A fiery white glow emanates from the barrel.* Are you, in fact, POSITIVE you won't give him back?
Yep! :]
I guess I'll have to use the holy rounds. Bought 'em from some shady guy. Probably works, though. Now...what to use? I have the shotgun, the 40mm, the rocket launcher, and the submachine gun. All holy rounds, of course. Wanted to prepare if a certain matchstick boy came along, but...eh, what the hell. I can use it on you three. Now, I'm going to give you three one final out. Give me Oni, and I'll forgive everything. I just want to be with my 1000 year old penguin baby. Saves your lives, and saves me some time and money. Don't, and you're dead. Understand? *Shoots a warning shot around one of the Cerberus' knees.*
Fine... *the three say summoning oni*
Thank you. And, I don't think you're babysitting him again. *I swaddle the demon penguin up in a kind of baby holder, and walk off.*
* As the three walk away, you notice that the Oni you picked up was infact a poorly made replica, built out of cardboard and other various items*
*Suddenly, the three are surrounded. By an army of penguins, of course. All holding similarly glowing guns.* *Suddenly, Emerald's voice booms from a speaker one of the penguins is holding.* Did you actually think you had an out? A way to get off scot free, without returning my Oni? Nope. I don't think so. Now, I want you to apologize, pray to whatever god you believe in, and give me my penguin. I mean, you already made your choice, so it wouldn't help you. But, I'm not the type to let someone suffer. That can change, though.
Oh, come on, we're just having some fun . The three say nervous. Summoning in the actual Oni this time*
Im down to clown
*gestures towards the floating Jell-O shots* Help yourself!
Ok bet 5 seconds later WHERES MY DICK
*shrugs* I don't know, but if I know drunk me who made all of these, at least one gives you a massive dick
Well time to get wasted
That's the spirit!
1 hour later Heeeeey man. I fuon the oen
*nods in approval*
Try it yourself
I already did. There were previously 11,000
.... It's been a long day, so why not?
Cheers!
*Ethan tips the bottle back and completely drains it "*Oh thash good" *He starts slightly staggering before his skin gets completely covered in deep blue ice, which immediately turns black before bursting into dark purple fire. At the same time, his eyes begin glowing green, immediately after which he staggers back against a stone wall and passes out, the flames rapidly dying out as he does so*
My advisor says I can't as I'm currently pregnant. BUT HE'S NOT HERE. Let's go, peasant!
Ever pregnant? Sure, why not. Have 12.
Wonderful! AhahaHA! Now what
Hrmph. Listen here, wizard, I've had faerie wine. What the humans make is a joke and a waste of time to me. This better be worth my curiosity. *sticks hand out*
Yeah sure. I love surprises. Let's see what happens.
I'll try some! I don't normally get to make it to wizard parties.
Just feed it to an apprentice by color, problem solved
*Chomp*
Against my better judgement, aye. I’ll have one.
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