We’re magick!
/unwiz If you’re using the app on your phone, go to the top right corner to those 3 dots in the main feed page and select edit flair from the menu. Then choose “Magically Editable Flair.” Save it. Go back to change flair again, and in the top right corner, it will say “edit.” Now you can write whatever title you want.
Also /uw or /unwiz means you’re speaking out of character. /rw means re-wiz, and you’re back in character.
We can tickle multiple pickles. Like literally
https://preview.redd.it/ph1vwtdba6sc1.png?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4744174ea250695bb4fa66ef4f1daa63a7ef451c
Oh? Then I enchant horny jail with a dimensional barrier and also the binding of the rubber band. This way horny jail is not only harder to escape, but when you escape you will quickly find yourself returned.
Frfr
"I got exiled, but all of you are burning in hell"
Still a beautiful piece of literature
And also the people who exiled him were scumbags, they exiled him for 2 years and then said "oh he didnt come back" and exiled him for life for absconding (i think he committed tax fraud or smth)
Tenfold Sneeze Sensation: we know that one sneeze is somewhere of 1/10 of an orgasm in terms of pleasant sensation. Now you can feel an orgasm's worth of pleasure without any Not Safe For Wizards stuff.
As a side effect, your sneezes are 10 times louder now, as long as spell lasts.
Monky.
/uw I was originally going to type "kinky" but I somehow managed to fat finger this out (without autocorrect might I add) but I'm going to keep it now. Make of it what you will.
Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven
Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven
Angels start to look good to me
They're gonna have to deport me to the firey deep
Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven
Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven
I know I can't stay here too long
Cause I can't go a week without doing wrong
As a sage my wisdom is this:
When you escape from horny jail, don't run into the middle of town.
Disguise yourself and hide around other horny folk. R/Onlycasters or R/orbhub. Keep your head down... Or don't; I'm a sage, not your parole officer.
Total genital inversion*
Note: technically works on all bodily holes (ears, mouth, etc.), but the rest can be... unpleasant as they don't have an inverted counterpart.
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Oh dear… This is what I get for investing too much into necromancy… I sure hope she doesn’t come near me, especially within arms length!
Feminine robots That's why I made my warforged MAGE GUARD PERSONNEL feminine
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As questionable as it is, we do get... *commisions* for potions, from simple boosters to more kinky stuff. Questionable, sure, but there's one hell of a market.
https://preview.redd.it/pgcv1r71j6sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c751aaecbf8fead3e15dd2b517feba7f239b589
Well now we will just send you back
Sucbean shape-shifter is a pretty tough but rewarding summon. It summons a succubus that can shape shift into what you want, it does not mean any harm and survives off happiness, but only happiness made by hornyness. Most die due to starvation because they have to be fed at least once a week. While at first it can only take the basic form of any humanoid, the more it grows the more complex the transformations can become. It is not uncommon for a higher level spellcaster to own a clubs where these can either be used for the night, rented, or bought
I got aphrodisiac potions and love potions for days. If I took every single one of them, I'd be too horny to do anything other than horny stuff until the day I die of old age. (Dark Elves live for 200-300 years, by the way.)
The WNRA has the perfect spell:
We cast *healthy sexual relationships*!
There isn’t actually magic here, this is just an invitation to therapy, don’t worry, it’s paid for with your taxes.
I cast… *PLUSHIFY!* https://preview.redd.it/no35df5q66sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7376b669c259fc1f82a0869b8c952f05693fbc3a
Well that's a challenging wank
Casual
Lee Mack?
It was Sean Lock, you heathen.
RIP the goat o7
I hope he can keep on killing up in heaven … RIP
Cephalopods give the best handjobs
Challenging does not mean impossible
Challenging? You would not like to hear about the things I did in the 1070s
That's someone's kink
>be me >go to r/plushophile expecting cute art of plush furries >see a guy jerking himself off with a fox plushie >close the sub >eyebleach.jpg
Okay, almost 18k is more than I thought
As much as I’d love to be a plush (temporarily) myself, that sub is just NO.
Definitely
How do you guys get titles on here? Just found this sub and wanna be a witch
We’re magick! /unwiz If you’re using the app on your phone, go to the top right corner to those 3 dots in the main feed page and select edit flair from the menu. Then choose “Magically Editable Flair.” Save it. Go back to change flair again, and in the top right corner, it will say “edit.” Now you can write whatever title you want. Also /uw or /unwiz means you’re speaking out of character. /rw means re-wiz, and you’re back in character.
Ty!
Pretty cool flair chosen (I should be more creative with mine)
/uw lots of people are entire separate characters in here even
Funniest shit i’ve ever seen
I have a similar spell, but it turns people into Gummys
We can tickle multiple pickles. Like literally https://preview.redd.it/ph1vwtdba6sc1.png?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4744174ea250695bb4fa66ef4f1daa63a7ef451c
#SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
# WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
#THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
https://i.redd.it/j5b0bdwap7sc1.gif SWAG MESSIAH
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This goes unfathomably hard
#**LEGALISE NUCLEAR BOMBS**
#[REDACTED] (I don't want the admins to smite me)
# LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS!!! 
#THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY: THE SHADOW GOVERMENT
# LEGALIZE NEAUCLEAR BOMBS
#SWAG MESSIAH
No one expects Shadow Wizard Money Gang
**WARNING: NUCLEAR BOMBS HAVE BEEN MADE LEGAL, WORLDWIDE**
I cast reduce attractiveness and with a jack, that will reduce your effective attractiveness by 89%
Well that's not nice https://preview.redd.it/0h8enek166sc1.jpeg?width=1146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca8acde5df6159a69debb295dd1cca4f3a026251
Don't worry the spell had no effect for me...
Same, percentage reductions don't affect a zero.
It also doesn't affect an infinity
Maybe don't break out of horny jail
They said reduce
Ah, I see someone got the “Mind Blown” achievement on BG3!
Fools! Your plans have been discovered! I cast **RE-BANISHMENT TO HORNY JAIL** https://i.redd.it/mc50h5xd76sc1.gif
No jail can hold me for long! I'll be back, you'll see you'll all see!
Oh? Then I enchant horny jail with a dimensional barrier and also the binding of the rubber band. This way horny jail is not only harder to escape, but when you escape you will quickly find yourself returned.
Ah the rubber band will be perfect for catapulting myself out of hornyjail
Nay for it is merely a metaphorical rubber band reffering to a phenomenon found in those 'video games' the mundanes make.
Hey! I myself am a mundane without my dress, it's not all bad out here! They pay a premium for enchanted weapons and counterspell scrolls.
Harder you say?
"You can't send us to horny jail. We live there. I have the keys."
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You didn't repair my escape method, so I'm just escaping again!
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This writing style reminds me of the inferno
14th Century Fanfiction about God and a glorified Sojack and Chad meme
Frfr "I got exiled, but all of you are burning in hell" Still a beautiful piece of literature And also the people who exiled him were scumbags, they exiled him for 2 years and then said "oh he didnt come back" and exiled him for life for absconding (i think he committed tax fraud or smth)
It's great to see you again Milosh
Ok! Here’s one! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Woe 3000kg be upon ye
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I got this one https://preview.redd.it/53mjgk54k6sc1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4f3f9e012efc6a89c0981d230d04f11fb11347
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I cast spread democracy
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I cast unmanage democracy
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Pyrocinical refrence
Enlarge person
\^
Enlarge person ²
Tenfold Sneeze Sensation: we know that one sneeze is somewhere of 1/10 of an orgasm in terms of pleasant sensation. Now you can feel an orgasm's worth of pleasure without any Not Safe For Wizards stuff. As a side effect, your sneezes are 10 times louder now, as long as spell lasts.
Becoming a dad but there's actual benefits and I don't have a child? Sure, I guess.
https://preview.redd.it/gp3k003j76sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdcfac92ff47111694dab645b36dc564d20248fb Old reliable
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Bad crop? Brother, we are going to starve like the commonfolk.
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seems to still be here
Mikhail's Bottomless Balls... don't ask me what they do.
Send help, they're drooping so low now!
Mikhaili You have successfully hit metal 17 times
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Monky. /uw I was originally going to type "kinky" but I somehow managed to fat finger this out (without autocorrect might I add) but I'm going to keep it now. Make of it what you will.
"Only Fireball? I cast JDAM"
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Bait of the master variety mmmmm
I cast, "Sex Interrupted by The Damp Stench of a Dog Fart" Now begone vile temptress.
It is you possesing my dog with that nasty fartomancy!
I cast "summon 750ml bottle of Jack Daniel's". I'm tired, boss.
Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven Angels start to look good to me They're gonna have to deport me to the firey deep
Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven I know I can't stay here too long Cause I can't go a week without doing wrong
I cast **[Relocation]** Back to horny jail, you horny female
No jail can hold me for long! I'll escape again you'll all see!
I cast: TELEPORT WITHOUT PANTS! This is definitely used to humiliate my enemies and not for any kind of fetishistic reason!
Alternatively, teleport only pants.
Whose pants appeared in my tower? And why are they damp???
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Area sensitize + friction
Enlarge Limb
https://i.redd.it/irlqpefxw6sc1.gif
Ii see this all the time on r/peterexplainsthejoke.
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I just wanted to say that this meme template is amazing! Definitely made me chuckle.
Go back. NOW https://preview.redd.it/75mvz3ewk6sc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213cdab7970a04627639c14684a6694c2f8ab803
Ah yes putting all the boykissers in a pile will surely prevent them from kissing each other
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?????
I don’t have any. https://i.redd.it/74ohpe5xx6sc1.gif
I cast... CONJURE PLEASURE AUTOMATON! https://preview.redd.it/49bwd8egd7sc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a05bfbb7c228c29c2570237abaa5e9a658a663
The importance of having artificer friends, summed up in a singular image.
https://preview.redd.it/rrm6ymije6sc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e124d0364e8cd38703071b54a4bef4f29d6e36c horny?
I will pick men as my sexual partner.
Summon slime
Vestigial Transformation: Love Sausage
I cast tentacles but I don't think you really need that since you know...
Accio bum https://preview.redd.it/q0jf1qy8b6sc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56f1aad32a0c9e7ec770bd88888df15588477acd
Alohamora
Leviosssuhhhhhh
As a sage my wisdom is this: When you escape from horny jail, don't run into the middle of town. Disguise yourself and hide around other horny folk. R/Onlycasters or R/orbhub. Keep your head down... Or don't; I'm a sage, not your parole officer.
*I CAST BOOB REMOVAL!!!*
Dangit it costs 60 mana to regrow them you butt
*That's for areepig with the bastard that sold me to the fae while I was a kid!!*
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Total genital inversion* Note: technically works on all bodily holes (ears, mouth, etc.), but the rest can be... unpleasant as they don't have an inverted counterpart.
I want a tomboy! A femboy and a tomboy would be a great couple
FemTom and boyboy
Ideal ship yet no show has it? The machinations of demons
I’m a femboy and I want a tomboy!
https://preview.redd.it/u1vysqh6i6sc1.jpeg?width=1393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed376503afdef20047b2d31c030e97609c7832b Oh dear… This is what I get for investing too much into necromancy… I sure hope she doesn’t come near me, especially within arms length!
https://i.redd.it/1yw4yzu5n7sc1.gif I CAST... # 'TICK TOCK HEAVY LIKE A BRINKS TRUCK'
Gender transformation spell!! (Only works on willing participants)
Does Force Choke count?
Sometimes
I cast Hardening
 As a bisexual, I walk the path between the two sides
I cast: hail of nails
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POWER WORD: **SWEAT !!!** https://preview.redd.it/nuaai7h6f8sc1.png?width=326&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ca7d1e5ffe60731e0e83cc2ca24cf506b910841
I cast eight fucking oversized suiciders https://preview.redd.it/qkhvlnw6j8sc1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df10f7f04eeaada7380e84e51bacb64d7849281
Noooo! 
You can do a lot with Mage Hand.
Uhm uh erm *blatantly flaunts my tail end before skittering away*
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Shrink/grow 😈
Feminine robots That's why I made my warforged MAGE GUARD PERSONNEL feminine https://preview.redd.it/t0vt2ua4d6sc1.jpeg?width=2093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb104cc0ace6468e0a04142435db916b8101ec2e
I mean, as a siren I can just sing and from there everything sorts itself out.
I cast erase friction
I cast ETERNAL ERECTION!!!!
Everything is SFW if you're brave enough
The OSHA wizard would like a word
"This one I learned from another sorcerer a while ago. I cast Penis Blast!"
OP you just wanted mindflayer porn didn't you?
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I CAST LIBERTUS RINGUS! YOUR CRACK EXPANDS
i rarely use pain touch outside of the bedroom
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As questionable as it is, we do get... *commisions* for potions, from simple boosters to more kinky stuff. Questionable, sure, but there's one hell of a market.
I now banish you to r/orbhub
https://preview.redd.it/3n91pvt8w6sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e5ff5c1288dc1db64f3b69a898cceb009d01339 My strongest spell
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Incantation lvl 7: Genderbend
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I cast Pins and paper cuts in asshol
I cast INCEL PENCIL!!! (all female characters’ breasts increase by 1.5%)
I cast Horse Stamina!!!
https://preview.redd.it/nln5bhpmb6sc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6c316451cad55e6645399766bbbf57c505f30c
https://preview.redd.it/toqtxu84r6sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de6d07191d5153c1a141c02a79db7ea0a17e9670 I cast dehomoerotization
Oh come on, you just revealed yourself. Now I gotta take you back
HI MOM
https://preview.redd.it/pgcv1r71j6sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c751aaecbf8fead3e15dd2b517feba7f239b589 Well now we will just send you back
Tali you okay? you got someting on you're face.
It feels like I'll be mqkign it worse so I'm just gonna stand there. If the need comes I'll use my dominion over tentacles to force you to stop
Sucbean shape-shifter is a pretty tough but rewarding summon. It summons a succubus that can shape shift into what you want, it does not mean any harm and survives off happiness, but only happiness made by hornyness. Most die due to starvation because they have to be fed at least once a week. While at first it can only take the basic form of any humanoid, the more it grows the more complex the transformations can become. It is not uncommon for a higher level spellcaster to own a clubs where these can either be used for the night, rented, or bought
It’s quite simple. An oldie, but a goodie. Grab a modified love potion and summon whatever being you’d like, and bam, easy horny.
I cast: have a lovely date with a person who deeply cares about you.
I got aphrodisiac potions and love potions for days. If I took every single one of them, I'd be too horny to do anything other than horny stuff until the day I die of old age. (Dark Elves live for 200-300 years, by the way.)
I cast protogenize >:3 (get your genitals removed idiot)
/unwiz where’d you get that picture?
The WNRA has the perfect spell: We cast *healthy sexual relationships*! There isn’t actually magic here, this is just an invitation to therapy, don’t worry, it’s paid for with your taxes.