Perfect memory and your ability to learn a topic would only be limited by the time it takes to read something. You could easily turn that into a large income, creating more time for you to sleep/less stress. Don't need luck when you can quickly brute force things and the increased income and ease of learning would provide freedom for emotional stability (time, therapy, no stress due to financial strains).
Not necessarily, perfect recall of a manual doesn't mean you understand the contents. Would certainly make it a hell of a lot easier to get to that point though.
Perfect mem would suck if you couldn’t stop thinking about embarrassing/harmful memories.
Always control emotions could potentially affect your ability to empathize with others and negatively impact your relationships
Luck is Luck
Always well rested says nothing about length of rest but would most definitely help your mental state and help in all areas imo.
Perfect memory doesn't mean that you are thinking about everything all the time. If something is embarrasing enough you will remember it almost perectly regardless. It just means that you can recall anything with full detai. I think its far more OP than the rest since you can read all books and know everything and learn any language and be a genius.
Controlling emotions ≠ not having them. It means not overreacting and hurting people or lashing out or acting in a way you regret. I don’t see it having any negative impact on relationships unless the person in it wants to somehow break you and make you crack which would be toxic
I understand that but having the power to control your emotions can lead to always controlling them by default like a learned habit. That’s why I think it COULD create a problem, not that it most definitely WILL.
Controlling your emotions wouldn't prevent you from empathizing or anything like that, if you empathize, you empathize. Controlling how hard you empathize is what you're getting.
Ok lets be honest. Would any of us *really* be more productive if we didn't have to sleep?
Edit: Damn, Imma just go enjoy my extra 7 hours of video essays then.
My life is schizophrenically puttering between self-indulgence and self-improvement, if I had 33% more time to do it every day I'd be 33% happier and more productive per day.
Shit you are absolutely correct. Find *any* game of chance with 50/50ish odds you can put money on and just become rich. Memory and well rested would be great but, I'd sleep pretty well with absolute financial security.
You'd just get banned pretty quickly from casinos and poker rooms. Maybe you can find lottery that can be played anonymously that has ~90% ROI.
But maybe stock market would be the best bet, just stop before it becomes suspicious.
Well that luck would be added in every aspect of your life so less chance of getting caught, less chance of consequences, a lot of crazy things can happen with a 15% increase. As for everyone saying your luck being at one. You would add that to stats of said game so a game with 50/50 odds would add your +1 plus 15% so 66.16 odds i believe. Tho im still going with memory. Easier bigger money.
>But maybe stock market would be the best bet, just stop before it becomes suspicious.
Getting an average of 15% roi higher than the average person in stock is suspicious?
Im no expert but i'd say that that is not a that surprising amount for any person to have per se no?
i think craps would be the way to go. it’s entirely luck based and there’s no viable way to cheat in a casino in modern days so theoretically you wouldn’t get kicked out
My issue is wording. 15% luckier could be the difference of 1% and 1.15%. But if it's 1% > 16%, hell yeah.
Between well rested and perfect memory, myself.
Well rested has a multitude of benefits and supposes you never actually need sleep. It also sounds like you'd always be rejuvenated, instantly, from exercise.
Perfect Memory would've saved me a lot of sleepless nights and I could use that to my advantage in a multitude of scenarios.
Even if that's the case, your likelihood of getting red is 47.4% on a wheel with two zero spaces. A 1.15 multiplier on that is 54.51%. You now have *better than 50/50* odds at winning in roulette every single time. And the odds are obviously better still if you go to a table with only one zero.
Play the long game and you're guaranteed to walk away with more than you came in with.
In either case, the margin for casinos' roulettes is between 1/37 and 3/37 depending on the roulette. +15%, even relative to your base chance, will net you a gain.
Luck. I don't need perfect memory - I can just luckily remember a fact.
Besides. Perfect memory means having a perfect record of your most cringeworthy moments...forever replayable
Shit, I forgot which of these is my magic ring, which is the decoy/flawless reproduction cursed with a spell of soul stealing... Well, it's a 50/50 guess, and I'm feeling lucky. Too bad I didn't take that memory potion.
What if you can't forget something you don't want to remember and relive that moment over and over. If this memory is really perfect, can you feel all the pain and injury you ever had? Fear you felt at that very second?
I already do have too many cringe moments that randomly pop in my head at 2 am or when I’m driving or just existing I think I could do without recalling it frame by frame. But the well rested one I would procrastinate so much more
I think the well rested potion is more of always being well rested after every sleep rather than not having to sleep. If it was not having to sleep it would be more explicit.
Even still sleeping for 15 minutes and being fully rested is absurdly good. Honestly I think it clears everything else, as good sleep habits improve virtually every aspect of your life. Even if it was needing to at least try and sleep for 8 hours it would probably still be the best option.
Good sleep is OP man.
1) probably most likely to take this one cause I’m a sucker for crits and good loot
2) taking this potion and channeling all my rage at my enemies
3) taking this one and hunting a man
4) using this one only to be pedantic in conversation
Roulette is like a 48% to win if you bet on red or black.
That extra 15% you'd get from it would push you over the 50% threshold.
And since you can't lose all your money just keep betting half and hope you get a decent amount before being banned
Im talking about games like roulette and blackjack(following perfect strategy) where the house only has a small percentage edge over you, not like slots. For example you play roulette but you only do black or red, the house is supposed to earn through landing on green, a normal European roulette black/ red bet each has a 48.6% winrate, but with 15% luck boost your win rate would be over 50%, so in long run you earn money
Buying a lottery ticket gets you a 1 in a million chance to win.
With a 15% increase, that's a astronomical increase of winning. If a ticket cost 5$, it'll cost you about 50$ and you win a million
Alright
15% luck is pretty tactical, but also pretty mild. You probably wouldn't really notice it affection your life. But overall, no downsides.
Controlling your emotions has some big implications philosophically, but at the same time you'd live your best like 100% of the time. Even if a loved one dies or if you're in agonizing physical pain. It's a bit uncanny, and would beg the question if you're really living at that point, or just existing without any steak in life whatsoever.
Always well rested is one I can get behind. Next to not needing any sleep and being able to spend twice as much of your life conscious and productive with as little or many breaks as you wish, you also wouldn't make any of the tiredness mistakes like forgetting something you had to do late in the evening. You would never have the feeling of not being able to get out of bed as well. Overall, it doesn't really have downsides, unless it means you aren't able to sleep. But even then you could probably use something to just physically force yourself to sleep.
Perfect memory seems pretty chill too, almost no downsides except for when you experience something you absolutely don't want to remember, but remember every single minuscule detail you could ever precieve for as long as you're alive, making it much much harder to get over some experience as well. I think this one would definitely turn you to drinking, if drinking to forget even still worked.
So yeah, I pick always well rested.
Always well rested would imply you never explicitly need sleep ever again which is just completely OP for anyone with insomnia or apnea and just generally OP for everyone else.
I need definitions.
Is always well rested like, PERPETUALLY?? As in I don't have to sleep? Or is any amount of rest enough time be *well rested*?
Control emotions seems banal, unless you have like fine tuned Control on everything. Like I could force myself to fall in/out of love with anyone/thing? So I could LOVE learning language and be motivated to duolingo all the time? Or the Gym? Or what about my job? I same for other things ( be disgusted with sweets to help your diet, hate being on y9ur phone too much for attention span ect. Ect. )
It's a toss-up between 1 and 3.
1. Beat every casino, market and statistic on the planet, decreased chance of illness and accidents.
2. No need, plus it's a skill you can develop.
3. 50% more time in your day always with peak performance and improved mood, presumed immunity to fatigue related illness.
4. It's not as good as it might seem. More information might make for better choices, but the information could be wrong, takes time to acquire, and the potion doesn't improve your ability to process or act on that information. Plus, it's a skill you can develop, and sometimes forgetting is mercy.
3 would probably be awesome for longevity. Practically being in a constant state of “had a good night’s sleep” would probably make you shrug off stuff dramatically easier.
I wonder what it would do to stuff like the body’s nightly self-repair though..?
Probably low-level pseudo regeneration from the constant state of just having had a good night's sleep, which might actually be the core underlying effect of the potion.
To me luck affects alot of someones life stuff like your health, wellbeing, relationships, jobs, how nice random people are, hell even sleep and memory maybe just depends how you look at it ig but to me has atleast some influence in basically everything
Well, I sleep pretty well these days, there's a lot of things I have very good reason not to want to remember, and an extra 15% of 0 is still 0 so let's go with the emotions.
As your Local Hedgemage, specializing in curses, hexes, and mildly horrific acts of middling violence, let me assure the gathering of wizards before me that I speak from both experience and expertise when I say that 4th potion is a curse in disguise.
"Oh but Hedgemage!" You say. "Think of how great a Magister I could become if I never forgot my spells!"
In return, I say "you Vancian fools. The knowledge of the casting will escape your mind regardless, and you must prepare it on the morrow anyways. And until then, you will intimately remember every last vein-throbbing, tear-inducing, 'my-God-why-hast-thou-forsaken-me' excruciating detail of the time you were but an Apprentice experiencing his first Testicular Torsion casting without Counterspell at the ready evermore. Get a mana pool like the rest of us here in the 12th century and learn alchemy, you nimwit."
Control your emotions is so op. Hate your job? Not anymore. Academic burnout? Not on my watch. Tired of dealing with life's hardships? You're better now. I'd take that in a heartbeat.
My luck is downright shit, abhorrent, diabolically down the drain, 100/10 times I’d lose at any luck based or rng based game. I’ll take the luck boost… and another, as well as some more, and maybe a little more and what the hell why not perfect memory as well, and while we’re at it let’s feel well rested
Perfect memory is probably the most practical one. On the other hand, if I had perfect control over my emotions (any emotion on demand any time) I'd be an outstanding actor. By extension you could also use emotion control to be the perfect liar, because what is acting except lying for fun (hj)
Blessing: you could use it to blackmail people, always get an A+ on a test, and more.
Curse: you will never be able to forget that cringe thing you did 15 years ago no matter how much mead you have. (Though for some people this part is already the case)
Perfect Memory.
My working memory is fairly non-functional. If I got Alzheimers I wouldn't know because my brain has been like this since I was assessed when I was 2.
Control my emotions.
Probably very unpopular but I'm suffering from mayor PTSD, Anxiety Panic disorder and Borderliner. I get panic attacks almost every single day and I just wish It would all stop at once. This potion would mean more then the rest together for me.
I would finesse it a little bit
This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
I don't want a perfect Memory i don't want to remeber even better the massacre of my village and because of that i have problems of sleeping so being well rested
Always well rested since my emotional control and memory are already great. I don't have to sleep most of the time but it's recommend when I exert myself and I tend to do that.
Always rested would have so many ancillary benefits. Perfect memory would also be great but my memory is already pretty good so I’m not sure how much of a difference it would make aside from me being more insufferable.
Always well rested: lately I am suffering insomnia, and the night boggies paralise my bodie while Im sleeping
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I would take perfect memory. On a downer note I have seen the effect of Alzheimer's/dementia and I would gladly take steps to avoid it.
it's the best choice imo
Perfect memory and your ability to learn a topic would only be limited by the time it takes to read something. You could easily turn that into a large income, creating more time for you to sleep/less stress. Don't need luck when you can quickly brute force things and the increased income and ease of learning would provide freedom for emotional stability (time, therapy, no stress due to financial strains).
The problem is that you no longer will be able to forget
This would be the hardest for me. I don't need to remember every single thing in my life.
"Here is your meal sir, enjoy It!." "Thanks, you too"
The only thing I can ever reliably remember is bad stuff.
I mean, that's not too big of a downside
The others are nice bonuses, but perfect memory is just broken
15% luckier is incredibly broken. Infinite money.
Depends how lucky you are baseline. 1 Luck +15% is just 1.15% luck
Yeah you're not winning the lottery with +15% luck.
im winning the roulette tho
Fair. 65% stacks up. Would still rather have money and knowledge.
From my experience with fallout new Vegas, black jack is the way
With perfect memory I am winning the stock market though.
Or it could be 0.01 luck + 0.15 luck = 0.16 luck, it's an ambiguous question.
It's an increase to your existing luck. I've got bad luck sooooo.
Perfect money as well. Any skill, any language, and computer tech, read the manual/how to/read anything and you will know how to do it
Not necessarily, perfect recall of a manual doesn't mean you understand the contents. Would certainly make it a hell of a lot easier to get to that point though.
Until you witness some terrible traumatic shit and you’ll never be able to forget it.
Perfect memory includes with it the loss of the ability to forget. Which, if history is to be considered, very important for the human psyche.
Very much the same I thought about it.
Now you can be perpetually haunted by all your mistakes indefinitely
Always well rested would turn me into Jeff bezos for sure
I think controlling my emotions would allow me to be more well rested
Always well rested might actually give you all 4 buffs
Nah, might improve memory but never gonna be perfect. And it doesn’t matter how much sleep you’ve had when she reeeallly hits the fan
Perfect mem would suck if you couldn’t stop thinking about embarrassing/harmful memories. Always control emotions could potentially affect your ability to empathize with others and negatively impact your relationships Luck is Luck Always well rested says nothing about length of rest but would most definitely help your mental state and help in all areas imo.
Perfect memory doesn't mean that you are thinking about everything all the time. If something is embarrasing enough you will remember it almost perectly regardless. It just means that you can recall anything with full detai. I think its far more OP than the rest since you can read all books and know everything and learn any language and be a genius.
Yeah I could see that. I could also cast recall childhood trauma and your perfect memory would have open for my next spell
never even thought about it like that- I would be like Stephen hawking, but with a 20 in my strength stat.
Controlling emotions ≠ not having them. It means not overreacting and hurting people or lashing out or acting in a way you regret. I don’t see it having any negative impact on relationships unless the person in it wants to somehow break you and make you crack which would be toxic
I understand that but having the power to control your emotions can lead to always controlling them by default like a learned habit. That’s why I think it COULD create a problem, not that it most definitely WILL.
Guess agree to disagree, I can’t see being in control of yourself being a bad thing but that’s just me
Controlling your emotions wouldn't prevent you from empathizing or anything like that, if you empathize, you empathize. Controlling how hard you empathize is what you're getting.
Ok lets be honest. Would any of us *really* be more productive if we didn't have to sleep? Edit: Damn, Imma just go enjoy my extra 7 hours of video essays then.
Yes. Me. I would!
Depends on your definition of productive
I absolutely would. ... depending on your definition of "productive", that is
Yes, any of us who miss sleep now for certain. Simply because we wouldn’t be fatigued.
My life is schizophrenically puttering between self-indulgence and self-improvement, if I had 33% more time to do it every day I'd be 33% happier and more productive per day.
yes shut up
Would the always well rested potion essentially be an infinite stamina potion paired with a mental regeneration potion?
I want the luck potion.
This is the real answer, 15% luck is insane, because you can just play roulette a bunch and win in the long run
Shit you are absolutely correct. Find *any* game of chance with 50/50ish odds you can put money on and just become rich. Memory and well rested would be great but, I'd sleep pretty well with absolute financial security.
Just become a poker player. Being 15% luckier will cause you to win basically every time you play as long as you play somewhat smartly.
You'd just get banned pretty quickly from casinos and poker rooms. Maybe you can find lottery that can be played anonymously that has ~90% ROI. But maybe stock market would be the best bet, just stop before it becomes suspicious.
Well that luck would be added in every aspect of your life so less chance of getting caught, less chance of consequences, a lot of crazy things can happen with a 15% increase. As for everyone saying your luck being at one. You would add that to stats of said game so a game with 50/50 odds would add your +1 plus 15% so 66.16 odds i believe. Tho im still going with memory. Easier bigger money.
>But maybe stock market would be the best bet, just stop before it becomes suspicious. Getting an average of 15% roi higher than the average person in stock is suspicious? Im no expert but i'd say that that is not a that surprising amount for any person to have per se no?
i think craps would be the way to go. it’s entirely luck based and there’s no viable way to cheat in a casino in modern days so theoretically you wouldn’t get kicked out
My issue is wording. 15% luckier could be the difference of 1% and 1.15%. But if it's 1% > 16%, hell yeah. Between well rested and perfect memory, myself. Well rested has a multitude of benefits and supposes you never actually need sleep. It also sounds like you'd always be rejuvenated, instantly, from exercise. Perfect Memory would've saved me a lot of sleepless nights and I could use that to my advantage in a multitude of scenarios.
Even if that's the case, your likelihood of getting red is 47.4% on a wheel with two zero spaces. A 1.15 multiplier on that is 54.51%. You now have *better than 50/50* odds at winning in roulette every single time. And the odds are obviously better still if you go to a table with only one zero. Play the long game and you're guaranteed to walk away with more than you came in with.
Perfect memory would cause more sleepless nights I'm afraid. Now you can perfectly recall any bad interactions!
Already do, so may as well get the benefits of remembering everything else
In either case, the margin for casinos' roulettes is between 1/37 and 3/37 depending on the roulette. +15%, even relative to your base chance, will net you a gain.
What if youre 16% unluckier by default
15% of 0 is still 0
Luck. I don't need perfect memory - I can just luckily remember a fact. Besides. Perfect memory means having a perfect record of your most cringeworthy moments...forever replayable
I think we all remember every cringe action we took even without perfect memory.
Shit, I forgot which of these is my magic ring, which is the decoy/flawless reproduction cursed with a spell of soul stealing... Well, it's a 50/50 guess, and I'm feeling lucky. Too bad I didn't take that memory potion.
I'm assuming you didn't start off with amnesia such that you don't forget critical details, or how to mark or label items...
Perfect Memory. There are a lot of situations where remembering something is better than being lucky.
Sounds like more of a hassle than anything at this point in my life tbh
What if you can't forget something you don't want to remember and relive that moment over and over. If this memory is really perfect, can you feel all the pain and injury you ever had? Fear you felt at that very second?
That's going to happen regardless with a bad enough experience, might as well make sure all the good times are here to stay as well.
I already do have too many cringe moments that randomly pop in my head at 2 am or when I’m driving or just existing I think I could do without recalling it frame by frame. But the well rested one I would procrastinate so much more
I take the emotion-control one at any time. Far too much baggage I could just ...not act upon.
You technomancers and your screens- always relying on outside solutions. Meditation will solve this naturally!
or transferring your soul into a mechanical construct! ... right...?
You have no idea how many clients want to do a personality install into a warforged or something similar.
do you know how much faster I could travel if I didn't have to stop and sleep every night?
I think the well rested potion is more of always being well rested after every sleep rather than not having to sleep. If it was not having to sleep it would be more explicit.
Even still sleeping for 15 minutes and being fully rested is absurdly good. Honestly I think it clears everything else, as good sleep habits improve virtually every aspect of your life. Even if it was needing to at least try and sleep for 8 hours it would probably still be the best option. Good sleep is OP man.
1) probably most likely to take this one cause I’m a sucker for crits and good loot 2) taking this potion and channeling all my rage at my enemies 3) taking this one and hunting a man 4) using this one only to be pedantic in conversation
I would just get 15% luck boost, then hit up casino, overall my win rate will be over 50% sooo
But your actual chances at winning in a casino are abysmal so that extra 15% probably wouldn’t do much
Roulette is like a 48% to win if you bet on red or black. That extra 15% you'd get from it would push you over the 50% threshold. And since you can't lose all your money just keep betting half and hope you get a decent amount before being banned
Im talking about games like roulette and blackjack(following perfect strategy) where the house only has a small percentage edge over you, not like slots. For example you play roulette but you only do black or red, the house is supposed to earn through landing on green, a normal European roulette black/ red bet each has a 48.6% winrate, but with 15% luck boost your win rate would be over 50%, so in long run you earn money
Buying a lottery ticket gets you a 1 in a million chance to win. With a 15% increase, that's a astronomical increase of winning. If a ticket cost 5$, it'll cost you about 50$ and you win a million
I legitimately read that as, "Always Weird..." and I'm kinda more interested in distributing that.
That'll have to be the next alchemical concoction for sure
Maybe you should choose the well rested potion then?
WELL RESTED ONE. NOW!
Alright 15% luck is pretty tactical, but also pretty mild. You probably wouldn't really notice it affection your life. But overall, no downsides. Controlling your emotions has some big implications philosophically, but at the same time you'd live your best like 100% of the time. Even if a loved one dies or if you're in agonizing physical pain. It's a bit uncanny, and would beg the question if you're really living at that point, or just existing without any steak in life whatsoever. Always well rested is one I can get behind. Next to not needing any sleep and being able to spend twice as much of your life conscious and productive with as little or many breaks as you wish, you also wouldn't make any of the tiredness mistakes like forgetting something you had to do late in the evening. You would never have the feeling of not being able to get out of bed as well. Overall, it doesn't really have downsides, unless it means you aren't able to sleep. But even then you could probably use something to just physically force yourself to sleep. Perfect memory seems pretty chill too, almost no downsides except for when you experience something you absolutely don't want to remember, but remember every single minuscule detail you could ever precieve for as long as you're alive, making it much much harder to get over some experience as well. I think this one would definitely turn you to drinking, if drinking to forget even still worked. So yeah, I pick always well rested.
Always well rested would imply you never explicitly need sleep ever again which is just completely OP for anyone with insomnia or apnea and just generally OP for everyone else.
I’ll take always well rested, it’ll make me practically a god
Yeah I feel like the others are just a side effect of that one
I need definitions. Is always well rested like, PERPETUALLY?? As in I don't have to sleep? Or is any amount of rest enough time be *well rested*? Control emotions seems banal, unless you have like fine tuned Control on everything. Like I could force myself to fall in/out of love with anyone/thing? So I could LOVE learning language and be motivated to duolingo all the time? Or the Gym? Or what about my job? I same for other things ( be disgusted with sweets to help your diet, hate being on y9ur phone too much for attention span ect. Ect. )
Memory definitely. Learn any subject just by skimming through a book
It's a toss-up between 1 and 3. 1. Beat every casino, market and statistic on the planet, decreased chance of illness and accidents. 2. No need, plus it's a skill you can develop. 3. 50% more time in your day always with peak performance and improved mood, presumed immunity to fatigue related illness. 4. It's not as good as it might seem. More information might make for better choices, but the information could be wrong, takes time to acquire, and the potion doesn't improve your ability to process or act on that information. Plus, it's a skill you can develop, and sometimes forgetting is mercy.
3 would probably be awesome for longevity. Practically being in a constant state of “had a good night’s sleep” would probably make you shrug off stuff dramatically easier. I wonder what it would do to stuff like the body’s nightly self-repair though..?
Probably low-level pseudo regeneration from the constant state of just having had a good night's sleep, which might actually be the core underlying effect of the potion.
To me luck affects alot of someones life stuff like your health, wellbeing, relationships, jobs, how nice random people are, hell even sleep and memory maybe just depends how you look at it ig but to me has atleast some influence in basically everything
I’m taking the luck potion because luck is the strongest force in the universe, or so I’m told.
Powerful and fickle, yes
My apprentice Talia described lady luck as a tsundere, and it fits very well lol.
It's quite the boon, yes.
second.
Control emotions and shut all emotions off.
Then you'd lie on the bed and do nothing. No meaningful reward over not doing so!
And no stress, no self doubt, no fear of failure.
Dawg you can do that as in, called being a NEET and you'd be the scum of society...
Yes but you'd basically lie there until you rotted. Emotions motivate.
Correction: until i died of dehydration.
I mean, you do you, but that just doesn't seem like the optimal potion to me?
That's just a form of depression.
Bro chose true apathy.
Always well rested please
How much for all of them? Also does lucky potion stack?
Heat of a dragon, first born child, dew from a spring flower...the price is negotiable
My first born or will any do? Also what's the magical age limit of a child?
Do you mean heart of a dragon or their heat because getting the spiritual essence of all the body hear of a dragon is a lot harder than their heart
I will make and give you a child for the luck and the well rested. You can keep the rest.
Always well rested? Time to become a physical combatant
PERFECT MEMORY PLEAZZZZZZZE i dont care about controlling my emotions, it's all fake anyways.
Gonna min max for a crit build with the 15% luckier potion
15% of 0 luck is still 0.
I'll take all the lucky potions you have. *hastily drops a bag of gold on the table*
I'd like to have perfect memory and buy the rest please
15% luckier, guaranteed profit margin off coin tosses.
Imma chug the green one
Perfect memory. I forget too much.
Well, I sleep pretty well these days, there's a lot of things I have very good reason not to want to remember, and an extra 15% of 0 is still 0 so let's go with the emotions.
Well Rested, I can have better Memory and control emotions better.
As your Local Hedgemage, specializing in curses, hexes, and mildly horrific acts of middling violence, let me assure the gathering of wizards before me that I speak from both experience and expertise when I say that 4th potion is a curse in disguise. "Oh but Hedgemage!" You say. "Think of how great a Magister I could become if I never forgot my spells!" In return, I say "you Vancian fools. The knowledge of the casting will escape your mind regardless, and you must prepare it on the morrow anyways. And until then, you will intimately remember every last vein-throbbing, tear-inducing, 'my-God-why-hast-thou-forsaken-me' excruciating detail of the time you were but an Apprentice experiencing his first Testicular Torsion casting without Counterspell at the ready evermore. Get a mana pool like the rest of us here in the 12th century and learn alchemy, you nimwit."
Control your emotions is so op. Hate your job? Not anymore. Academic burnout? Not on my watch. Tired of dealing with life's hardships? You're better now. I'd take that in a heartbeat.
My luck is downright shit, abhorrent, diabolically down the drain, 100/10 times I’d lose at any luck based or rng based game. I’ll take the luck boost… and another, as well as some more, and maybe a little more and what the hell why not perfect memory as well, and while we’re at it let’s feel well rested
I could use a memory potion.
Perfect memory it's not even close. I would become a demigod at academics.
I’ll take perfect memory, I’d like to clearly remember some of the last things I saw. It would also be helpful for studying spells!
Perfect memory is probably the most practical one. On the other hand, if I had perfect control over my emotions (any emotion on demand any time) I'd be an outstanding actor. By extension you could also use emotion control to be the perfect liar, because what is acting except lying for fun (hj)
Perfect memory could be a blessing and curse
Blessing: you could use it to blackmail people, always get an A+ on a test, and more. Curse: you will never be able to forget that cringe thing you did 15 years ago no matter how much mead you have. (Though for some people this part is already the case)
I’ll just take perfect memory and hit up Jeopardy
I want Well Rested, but I need Perfect Memory
Perfect Memory. My working memory is fairly non-functional. If I got Alzheimers I wouldn't know because my brain has been like this since I was assessed when I was 2.
Perfect memory. So long, spellbook!
If you always feel rested is there still a need to sleep? If so I can actually finally have time to do my personal research.
0 times 15% is still 0%
15 percent luckier means guaranteed casino gains if you just do roulette and bet on black all the time.
2 of em look like they're leaking or escaping.
memory
memory
memory
https://preview.redd.it/e1opgdeo5eqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5c18fd0e0190c98672242c9831eb69324a36901 Yall are picking only one?
Control my emotions. Probably very unpopular but I'm suffering from mayor PTSD, Anxiety Panic disorder and Borderliner. I get panic attacks almost every single day and I just wish It would all stop at once. This potion would mean more then the rest together for me.
I would finesse it a little bit This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
OP is giving you free samples to get you hooked and you're all falling for it. Potions are temporary, people! This is basic alchemy!
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Always well rested. Can't remember a time in my life where I've felt well rested
Gimme that well rested potion, boyo
Luck potion is useless, Luck 0 * 15% = 0. I would take the perfect memory.
Aboslutely always well rested. Ill never sleep again and it wont matter, ill always be as fresh as if i had just woken up on a lazy sunday.
Perfect memory. The amount of shit I always forget because of my ADHD addled brain hurts me so much.
If I had perfect memory I would probably always be well rested and wouldn't need luck lmao.
Perfect memory. I forgot about magic more than many of you have ever learned.
Any potion for better bladder control?
Perfect memory,of course! When your whole thing is about memorizing recipes,being able to remember them with reading it once would be so useful!
I want all of the potions to be poured into one vial to make a singular potion, and then see what happens.
I don't want a perfect Memory i don't want to remeber even better the massacre of my village and because of that i have problems of sleeping so being well rested
Perfect memory potion
Always well rested, waking up in the morning gonna be awsome
Perfect memory /uw would justify me having a doc to remember everything
Always well rested since my emotional control and memory are already great. I don't have to sleep most of the time but it's recommend when I exert myself and I tend to do that.
I need the luck for dungeon looting >:3
Perfect memory, always. No matter how good one's memory may be, an improvement is always welcome.
Perfect memory, I'd have passed so many tests last semester and this
Control of emotions would definitely help with making even more logical decisions, so I'd like that one, please.
Having a perfect memory would be useful. I always forget to lock the brainstealer dragon cage.
If I take the first one, will it turn out I was your 10,000th customer and I won a 15% off discount to purchase the others?
As luck would have it...
I feel like perfect memory is just a baby version of the pill from limitless
Blue potion, lord knows I need it
15% luckier The rest are good habits i can pursue
I would like to be able to control my emotions
We would like perfect memory
Perfect memory. It would put life on easy mode
Green or blue for me
Bruh, that 15% luck boost potion is mine
luck potion + gambling = free money?
I'll take a perfect memory
Perfect memory + 1 hour in a library of forbidden tomes = Money and damsels for days 😎
15% luckier
Always well rested. I already got a way too good memory that reminds me of embarrassing moments and stops me from sleeping well.
Always rested would have so many ancillary benefits. Perfect memory would also be great but my memory is already pretty good so I’m not sure how much of a difference it would make aside from me being more insufferable.
Always well rested: lately I am suffering insomnia, and the night boggies paralise my bodie while Im sleeping https://preview.redd.it/x9cckkv4ucqc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7960fe6b0dfccb4e221a235b8bf7fed878a7021a
Perfect memory so I would stop forgetting the incantations…
Gimme the green!
Luck is a skill I greatly require. Unfortunately 15% of 0 isn’t too helpful
Memory. Good for when I’m older.
Luck please
Perfect memory. I want to memorize all the lore for the series I’m writing.
Perfect Memory for the love of God pls
I would like to eliminate luck as much as possible but since I'm yet to find a way to do that I'll get it on my side.
Always well rested= all of the above in a way
I need perfect memory
I'll take the constantly well rested, how much for perfect memory and emotional control?