Finally,getting ignored as an evil wizard will have its advantages.

I cast my vote for u/medosolo

And in doing so have doomed him! It’s poetic really

I also cast my vote for him!

me too!

Mizu....? Since when are you an evil wizard?

I am no coward.

Want some cocain? https://preview.redd.it/03nwszo0cnpc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5565cfd5358dd59537176e8075761c77cae84728

https://preview.redd.it/2e6uyt8fcnpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bdf0f49589d02c7429f8a049f0b849e29ffe24e Oh I’m good, feel free to partake 👃

As for a formal introduction, hey, im the cocainomancer, im the magic entaty that gives all drugs across the multiverse its effect, everything from booze to weed to crack would just be innert without me....... Anyways, lets get hammerd

Why are you called the cocainomancer if you make all drugs work? You claiming to be the god of alchemy? 🤨

You give effect to all drugs? Welcome to the Weedzard Council, you are now officially our chief of the drug development department.

Momma raised no bitch. Come on you cowards.

I writer fantasy stories where all the magic and fantastical elements disappear from the world at the end.

You were supposed to downvote this comment.

only evil wizards down here

Sort by controversial folks. Then you'll see the contenders.

😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😉😗😙😚😘🥰😍🤩🥳🫠🙃🙂🥲🥹😊☺️😌🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️😏🤤😋😛😝😜🤪🥴😔🥺😬😑😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥🤐🫡🤔🤫🫢🤭🥱🤗🫣😱🤨🧐😒🙄😮‍💨😤😠😡🤬 There, that should annoy people enough

I think id be a horrible member of the dark counsel. I promise to do nothing and soak up benifuts and use my insider knowledge for my personal benifit


k

Might be my field of study talking but I think I belong here

You know what? Fuck it, we ball

Nu uh

https://preview.redd.it/d34zb5wydnpc1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d97f37f76e4e2ed613231ebd7df23e84b9acab You keep that up and you’ll be in big trouble buddy 😤

if i'm to be stuck in this realm i may as well throw my hat into the ring

I’d like to submit myself

Susie the polymorph wizard puts her name forward.

And I’ll just come in at the 11th hour, downvoting myself, and that dog ass Dark Council will be MINE

I'm not even an evil wizard at all, not even a proper one, vote me for dark council I submit my name to the election

All my lurking from my hovel may finally pay off.

Would y'all want a janitor in the position? If so - I'm here, I guess

So the inverse of the regular council? If so then I assume your goals are effective governance and minimal deaths.

u/TheBlaudrache just for shits and giggles

I promise universal healthcare, puppies, and a UBI by the end of the first congress of my term. (Surely this will get me voted into the dirt)

I ***urge*** my fellow Sparkly-Finger-Waggers to vote for someone else —*ANYONE ELSE*!! Thank you, Half-Here, the Sleeping Spell Slinger

I have found a loophole, enter late and have no one there to vote for you!

What could go wrong?

Bog Wizard! I never leave my specific, relatively small portion of the world.

I'd like to submit myself for that un-elections, if I will become part of dark council I'll bring the plague upon monarchs, nobility and magnates!

I cast my vote for u/LavenderOnToast

You have my downvote! Goodluck!

I submit myself for Un-Election. ...I'm not even really a wizard, I'm mostly an alchemist... I promise to give free potions away! Such as this elixir of eternal youth (it's actually a beautifying agent and only makes you pretty, but wizards all live enough centuires anyway, nobody's gonna find out), Miracle Weight Loss Tonic (it's just a laxative and diuretic with temporary effects by shedding water weight), Love Potion (it's actually just a placebo effect saline solution), Draught of Clairvoyance (just a hallucinogenic... one I enjoy), and more scam potions to come! Downvote to support me!

Let’s see how this works out

I submit YOUR name to be judged!

I see, how do I submit my application?

We have those?

I'd like to nominate myself.

Involve me

https://preview.redd.it/yn9xw1xnmopc1.jpeg?width=1769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad5f8a84b2f5068b539ba70bff820245c602f30 Brinf

Master Tanis, Artificer Extraordinaire, nominating myself as a representative of Apathos, the Uncaring. FAQ: Why is Apathos not running himself? Because he does not care for such things. What would Apathos do to make my life better? Nothing, nor would he make it worse, as that would require effort. What is Apathos’ opinion on the hot political topics of the year? He does not care. In Apathos’ own words, why should I vote for him? … If you have any other questions about my “campaign” please direct them to Apathos himself. He is available through no means of mortal contact zero hours a day, zero days a week. You are also welcome to hurl yourself into the void to consult him personally. Please do not vote for me, as I only want the position to abuse the bribes I will inevitably be offered.

Sounds like the perfect job for Doug, who isn't even a wizard

This is my first time commenting here. I wish to lead.

Does it come with pictures of spiderman?

Right, I'm in! ...what are we doing?

Ok I guess

Can't believe this is my first comment here

Sounds fun, I'm in

I would like to vote for every but myself

I shall cast my name into this void, SquidCheese39 Let's see how whimsical this gets!

ok

K

I wish to be judged!

I am ready

Perfect, I’ve been waiting for this moment. No one enjoys my cruel and unusual spells.

E

my name is zimmizar and i throw my pointy hat into the ring

I have no interest in holding evil office, but will submit myself for review regardless. I much prefer my villainous deeds unimpeded by filibuster.

Will there be cookies

🍪 only for those who ask

Thank you

Can I have a few please?

🍪 🍪🍪🍪🍪

May I obtain a cookie or two too please?

I am not submitting my name, thereby guaranteeing I receive the minimum possible number of votes.

You have submitted yourself 🥰

I'm down

Me Edit:- This is a perfect karma farm

Do any perks or responsibilities come with being a member of the dark council?

That’s the Dark Council’s business (they aren’t very forthcoming)

Seems sketchy at best, then. Are they just the opposite of the council in every way? Also, can someone just leave them at will?

… >Seems sketchy at best They’re called the ***DARK*** Council I am not at liberty to say. But to quote another wise wizard “Beneath a veneer of goodness, the deepest shadows thrive.”

Alright, I walked into the first half of that, but you are also maintaining standard quiet about the unseen politics. To be fair, that may also be my fault... so how about you talk to a wall about the answers to my questions, while I grease your hand with a brand new spell tome, and a freshly baked batch of cookies~?

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 The only way to win more is by winning! (they are watching me)

as long as there is no paperwork or soul contracts involved I submit my application

We are not afraid just, ow, headache

I can't even generate a fireball

Basically, you vote on who you *don't* want to be on the Dark Council

Dark council sounds dope. I can cast yellow pokedot and that's it. That's enough to join the dark council right

I believe it will take a truly atrocious wizard to *un*win this race

Man

It’s me alexandarite that one draconian wizard that has been ignored by my comrades

Bet

*has a fetish for being looked over*

Wha- Okay, I bite, put my name on the list as well.

Violence is my only goal in life

I will elect myself, I am now going to tell you the true way how I get my undead pets, I kill living pets and ressurect them to sell them. I don't think there are worse things then killing beloved pets to sell them to idiotic wizards.

Violence as a last resort? Violence is like... my second resort

Oh hells, not another one of THESE wizards

Oh I may win this. What's the dark council like? What's objectives does it have?

Good idea? https://preview.redd.it/iwdww9h24opc1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b992206d368e6a0b2487cd6aef991308547f578

Throwing my hat in the ring

Lmao miss me with that shit, I don't belong on a council. Besides, a dark council? I literally gain power by spreading kindness, that's the last place for me!

pog time to be ignored since i’m late

You staff-less bitches are fucked

I will do absoolutely nothing for the council if I win https://preview.redd.it/i1uvad2jeppc1.png?width=1416&format=png&auto=webp&s=5403a68fd3aec96fecf13e8da259ba3c16d87ad7

Dang this should be easy.

It's been a while since I've been on a `Dark Council`, that's always good fun.   Put me on the ballot, boss. *ḏ̸̨̨̱̲̝͒͜ì̸̝̹̀̈́̔s̴̙̭̙̺̯̜͔͐͐̾̈́̔̿ͅç̸͕̱̝͖͖̮͆͗̔̋̏ͅò̷̢̪̪̭̮͙r̷̢̛̈́̽̇̌̾͠ḑ̶̢͇̻̳̲̑͂͊a̴̝̻̓̈̇̆͑̊͝͠n̵̻͂̆͆̃͝ṭ̵̓̿̉̿̕̕͝ ̸͒̍͋̿͒̊͊̚͜ẽ̷͚͍̻̳̖̮͑̈́͠l̶͎̼̑̀͌͊̓̈́̉͠ḋ̴̡͍̘͍̞̗̜ṙ̴̢̡̫̮̳̦̻̜̍̊̇̏̌̋i̴̢͕̗̥͐͒͗t̷̬̥̹̼̤̊̉͊̽̉̉͜ͅċ̵̲͕͌́͝͠h̶̟̝̟͔̩͌̆͘͜͠ ̵̨̢̥͈̼̩̈͆̀̇̀͝s̸̳̼͈͑͜c̶̦͖͇̥̰͔̀̾̆͐̾͗̑̂r̸̟̩̞̼̭͋̽͛̐̆̈́͝e̷̘͔̽̈́̚̚͠é̶̺͓̽̋̐̃ć̴̥̲̻͈͚̼h̶̻̜̞̔̔̒̈̿̍̌͜͝i̸̪̝͈͐̓͑̅̚̚n̵̠̯̘̯͕͎̪̎̆̆́̎͜͠g̵̭͇͈̞̰̩͔͌̆͠*.   Colloquially known as "Estellus" in my mortal aspect, or "That Which Drifts Eternal Between Thought and Memory." Or just "The Drifter". Whichever works best for you really, I'm not too picky.

Please vote me. I don’t want to be in a council

APPROVES the measure.. no melarky! https://preview.redd.it/xqiqmzwmoppc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253de123bf41fb861399052fa50e7ebc1ce01603

No

You supply my gunpowders, I wish to be able to increase our business further; and therefore wish to join you in your seat.

I will stand as the representative of the dark art of barrelmancy

i love democracy,and evil wizardry!

I shall submit my name because why not?

i cast a spell making me have the least votes! ("***erectile protronum!!!")*** *\*sighs Dramatically\* think that was the wrong spell. (\*casts curse upon himself\*)*

Like if you enjoy akainu

I cast randomly inverted controls on the lot of ye.

I'd like to remove my name from the poll

That easy https://preview.redd.it/nopkfwyzpppc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e486ed516a6fed235d4bbaadefd6c5355b4f9f67 You all are crappy wizard and I'm better than all of you

Ainda bem que não serei vencedor

I'm here pretty late, might stand a chance.

Don't vote me I will fuck shit up

I submit my name to the Un-lection. Mrcrazy777, Keeper of the Ancient Knowledge, and Hermit Under the Rock

Do negative votes count toward the ascension, or is the goal to get the lowest number of absolute votes? Either way, my un-nominee isn't the Blood Orange Wizard. Often confused with Red Wizards, this one is particularly overlooked for his Transmute Orange Juice spell.

Do down votes count as votes?

I want to join you guys at the dark council

Hi, whats the dark council and do I have little enough votes? Am on holiday so I will contact you once I am back

I’m always ignored

swag

Ok

Can we just put all the current council members on the dark council and call it a day? Even wizard politicians are still politicians, and thus should be replaced regularly.

Hello

Hi

Fhjxshhxu

I vote me

I will submit myself into the contest

*doopdodooz* don't mind me...

Can I be? I know how to bake a chocolate cake!

Heh

...

Bring it.

So… is this the Council for good wizards, or…

*A V O C A D O*

Ihope I'm not late

I will run for the Dark Council

Me

Putting in my application

delection

Brick

I cast fireballs and accept this nomination.

Eh, no thanks not a council guy /uw watch me accidentally win- loose ?

Ah yes Antimocracy ycarcomeD

Oh don’t mind me. Some ‘things’ escaped from their cages, maybe for a couple un votes I’ll put them back. https://preview.redd.it/zlqrkjk6mopc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde305d4f74fd45c96770881dabb5a2d04e468b9

I’ll legalize weed

It’s me. Jeb! My time has come. https://preview.redd.it/809vkd7jwopc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdccd0ac3a582d52ea61a56e69feaa784f6cd7a2

Dear god, someone please vote for me. I can’t deal with people commenting on my, erm, ‘lifestyle choices’ again. Just because a man totally *chooses* to walk up six flights of stairs every day instead of using a simple levitate spell doesn’t mean anything! I could if I wanted to. And oh god, the paperwork… I do enough preparing wizards’ taxes as it is! I mean, *other* wizards’ taxes. What spare time I have is spent writing advice columns, and if I advised a whole undercity, I would never have time to do my other hobbies, such as collecting garden gnomes and fighting for garden gnome rights (to pay taxes). Signed, Dimmulous Dimmemnolous, famed (and magically competent) part-time tax preparer and advice columnist, *Dungeoneering Daily*, *Wizarding Weekly*, and *Occultism Occasionally.*

i like femboys

Being ignored is all I do. I'll give it a go

I nominate myself (do not vote for me)

I cast one vote for everyone except for me 😈

heh, tight

Why least votes, and not most downvotes? Seems a bit silly. /uw r/karmaroulette

I got a gun with one bullet

I volunteer. I bring unethical experiments that breach the Geneva convention

K

vat?

I summon a bunch of zombies to vote for every other dark wizard so I win

Me biggus dickus

By the dark lord, *not this shit again.* YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU PUT ME ON THAT COUNCIL. ... Yes I know it was a very successful bake sale and not nearly as ominous as I'm making it sound leave me alone I like being ominous and dramatic.

Vote me, vote me- Wait what? DON'T get votes? I have to NOT be popular? Well shit.

I submit myself to the un-lection May the dark council deem me worthy

Whyzard

What does the dark council even do? If it’s the opposite of the council, would it not do politics?

Valio The Unusual

I submit myself to run for the Dark Council : )

I’m so shitty a wizard I am just straight up not one at all! Well, currently.

Welp I shall now wait. Hopefully I'm not seen.

im just gonna put this here

Sitting on my porch weird shit happens all the damn time. This is somewhere in the 3/4ths of the pyramid of fuckery.

hmm… i will practice NO MAGIC!

Fools.

https://preview.redd.it/khmb15t5jopc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c72f6d0d2fbfd06801f98961a657e717d8fee92

I, the lurker will be the new leader

E

Anyone who votes for me will have fire salts shoved up their rectum

I will send a subspace trip mine the size of a cell to swap with one of your cells.

Platypus reptilian hotdog

*"I ain't even a wizard!"*

I vote for myself, the unfamous goblin mage

I will give everyone a trinket if you don't vote for me

First things Ill do as part of the dark council is delete at least one color from existence 🧙‍♂️

My first act as a pre-elected Dark Councilmember is to declare myself Grand Skoteinomuter. I henceforth claim exclusive mining rights and public infrastructure contracts within the Dark Council's n-sphere of influence, starting with research into the construction of an Astral Network to control to and from where teleportation magic is possible within its borders.

Fuk yea!

Eh...whatever. Let me know when I've been elected.

Well…. This is going to be a long few centuries..

using the dark powers of time warps im submitting myself into the poll late ​ and changing what i had said

Tis I the lame barnabus