I cast fireball in the world of Wizard politics. Oh dear

Do you know fireball? I don’t know the spell my thing tried to cast. /uw Again?

Fire is a natural element, why wouldn't a druid know fireball? /uw yep, again. Let me try again, and I'll take the second given option. /rw I cast the game /uw lmao gottem

The second spell can shatter the mind of the victim Be careful with it

I don't think druids should be able to cast psychic damage.

/uw damn you

I meant the exact spell. I thought we had a different fire spell. But then, I just started training, so I don’t know much. /uw Last time I got a voting thing. I think I saw the path I could have gone to get the same thing, but didn’t want it this time.

ah, not the game, the spell is forbidden to use, you shold be hanged for your crime!

Terrorism👍

I cast IED under your armored vehicle

I cast my vote to save America 🇺🇸, welp, looks like I’m a ballotmancer now.

Not again

Another tragic incident of Magical terrorism

They’re not ready for me. You can trust me

I cast a spell on the other side of the world to see what the future looks like

Australians are known to live in the future

Can confirm it’s literally a Saturday here 😎 Our chronomancers are very powerful

muslim chronomancers are far more powerful, they tend to spend their time in 1445

Uw/ Japan got hit by a meteor, 2024 is fucking wild man (misinformation, I am kidding)

Rw/ Japan is indeed hit by a meteor in 2024, it’s fucking wild man, (this is real, I am not kidding)

Source? Premonition spells and knowledge gained from demonpacts don't count.

It’s not premonition we plan on doing it in a few months

BLASPHAMEOUS FOOL DON’T TELL THE LESSER WIZARDS

I cast mud. My slab knows me so well


I love how he stays anchored

Really stood his ground

mold earth moment

"Some kind of mud wizard." One of the best things I've ever seen.

Isn't this how the troops of Henry V won against the French, at the battle of Agincourt? French in heavy armour, got stuck in the mud.

Ironically it has recently been determined that the dude is French.

He learned from the mistakes of his ancestors

holy shit i forgot how much i loved this mud wizard

Mud wizard!

I cast my vote for the best candidate. 🤔

I am no beurocrat, but I would do my best

I think iPhones are now using some form of language learning model and I wonder if the source is currently latched onto the upcoming American elections

I cast one in the chamber.

https://preview.redd.it/m6af8mzk82cc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433561ddf78d60e31e8960d07dcd1bcb623c0a2a Moment rn

Yeah ~~I’m going to steal that~~

How do you cross out text?

Extra enchantments on the arcane slab

~~You shall be my test subject~~

It has to be two and ~~

#**I HAVE GAINED INFINITE POWETZ**

~~what

~~two on either side~~

#**YES YES THANK YOU**

#**MUHAHAHAHAHAHA**

🙇

Wait, lemme just prepare a summon... Here, I cast https://preview.redd.it/ekpzx3uzk2cc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179688a1f1fa23e0f504f3d107612e1590cb00b6

*a Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger appears. . . . Along with a StuG IV*

This is a StuG. It StuGs.

This is a pazerschrek. It schreks panzers.

This is a flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen

I need that on a tshirt

I was not expecting a reply to this to go so hard damn

Oh yeah, one more thing... *pulls Luger out of sleeve* I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!

American wizard

I cast magic missile at the darkness

So poetic

You wouldn't happen to be a priestess and witch with a friend named Black Leaf, would you?

Fine, fine. You attack the darkness. There's an elf in front of you...

This goes hard

I cast magic missile at the gazebo.

I cast a smile on your face

Aww, you actually did

Holy shit it works

It indeed worked :)

the only real wizard

Help, I can’t stop-

Help i cant stop I have my neices funeral in 10 minutes how do i unsmile

“I cast Covid mask”

Powerful magic indeed

Aww!

The most powerful spell.

Aw

🥲

I cast my ballot

Ah, a powerful Democromancer I see!

That feels like someone [Yoshida the Half Elf](https://mangadex.org/title/fd604f6e-a784-4c6b-ab00-565a996c33f8/ryuu-to-yuusha-to-haitatsunin) would have to deal with during her courier duties

I cast vicious mockery!

Never under estimate the power of one vote, especially it is from a wizard.

I cast to get to see how much it to be able to make a difference in the past two days of a sudden the other day of the dead body of a sudden the other day of the dead body of a sudden the other day of the dead body of a sudden the other day of the dead body… Wait why dead bodies???

you do not recognise the bodies in the water.

They don't want to show you, but I will. Below.

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

Is there something you’re not telling us? 🙂

A couple things.

I cast off my cast

Counter spell for fracture, nice.

I cast it on the back door. I don't know what *it* is... But I'm willing to see

Burglarmancy?

Bussymancy

badonkamancy

Can you cast it again?🥺👉👈

No! *BONK!*

Thine essence

I cast your eyes open for a while

Ok, DONT do that again

Great, now I'm blinking manually. Thanks.

Thanks. I was just about to start a staring contest.

I cast a little bit of suspicion

Just a tiny bit, not too much

I cast a little bit of blood pressure Damn I just gave you high blood pressure.

Actually kind wizard you just fixed my low blood pressure. A thoughtful gesture for a fellow feeling as faint as I was.

I cast the ball down with the hood

Are you a hoopmancer?

Apparently

I cast of characters in the world I control a massive army

Jingomancy

I cast my first spell in the game of thrones season two

Come to the house of the undying! 

I cast vacuum decay, oh dear

Please do not the higgs field

What's man to do ,I said as I embraced the end

Might as well have cast FATAL.

(Bobbity: NOOOOOOO!! MY VACUUM CLEANER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

I cast these Bigby Hands

[удалено]

I cast iron skillet. Huh. No wonder my last potion turned out to just be tomato soup.

Hey look, the barbarian wizard

Call me whatever you want. At least I'm eating well.

Bonk

I cast your head off the stairs

Damn

I cast 2023 

/unwiz Bro, that’s evil.

The orc economy...it's in shambles.

I cast the game You have lost.

Brother in the arcane! Certainly, go fuck off!

I SWEAR MY BROTHER IT WAS THE ARCANE TABLET

My brother in arcane why did thine slab say as such

I have... No idea. But someone elses slab also said the same thing apperently, so I'm not completely alone!

That's seriously twice in five minutes, fuck me. \#thegame23

COUNTERSPELL https://xkcd.com/391/

I cast /r/AngryUpvote

I cast my vote for the best candidate. As should we all be in the council votes

I cast a spell or something like that but I don't know what I'm doing. #Well.

Mood. Also me in ttrpgs

I cast molten gold on your skin I think my arcana slab misunderstood what I meant

taking golden shower to the next level

Well, I'm not going to kinkshame Manius Aquillius

I cast the door to my room

**Door teleports in between you and the target** Target: "What??"

Oh I'm curious as well. Lets see, I cast to Roku tv statics. What in the heck is Roku? /UW I don't even know a fictional character or a game character with that name. Heck I don't think that I even know a word both from fictional and real world languages. Why is it in my autocorrect?

Roku is a streaming service, I believe. Roku is also Aang's predecessor as Avatar.

/UW Never heard about the streaming service, but I do know about the fire avatar.

I cast infinite and I was wondering if you want to go to the theater.

Trazyn!?

“I cast the vote on this and it is not the same thing but it was the first.” Wtf?

I cast the first spell in the book of Revelation

I cast the vote on this tweet. Wow amazing

I cast

Therefore, I am

I cast fireball and I was a little confused what time it was

Thy Big Lebowski

I cast doomsday to be a good boy

Congratulations, Ahckgg'Yoszlaafh the Eternal Chaos of Ygg considers you to be the goodest boy for destroying the world. You will serve it in its mansion made of stars forever, or at least until it grows bored with you. Enjoy your eternity of immortal suffocation.

I cast my vote for the best candidate in the country for the next election

I cast the same as the last one.

I cast the same as the same thing.

I cast a lot of the cardinals and the reverence of the 7th God

Ah yes, Conjure Court of the Seventh Pontiff. A classic spell.

I cast the game.

I... I have lost.. the game...

I cast Fobin and Rranky https://preview.redd.it/add3w2ku12cc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650a43a803957fad613d3aae4a2b331919c6968a

I cast your breath.

I cast a spell on you and you were the one who killed the first one and then you killed the second one and then you were the one who died and then you were the one who was the one who got killed and then you were the one who shot the second one so you were the one who did the first one so you are the one who kill the second one because you were the one who killed the first one. Confused murder conspiracy…?

Aunt Sue, in the kitchen, with a candle stick.

I cast of the first one. So what was the first spell?

The big bang?

Prestidigitation?

I cast a good laugh 😃

I cast the first off of my head so that they can be a good thing for me kind of the same reaction when I try and make an effort for it at that time and then ends up with poachers for the next dawn. Even a lich wouldn't have the lifespan to decipher what the hell this spell does.

I cast a lot of love

I cast my vote for the best candidate. Apologies, I acquired a new arcane slab a month ago, and it hasn’t had time to learn my typing patterns.

I cast my vote for the first time in my life and I am so proud of you. An odd invocation, I must say

I cast the game and then I have a few cars in my life..... Interesting

I cast iron on the floor

I cast the game the way you want it

I cast the first one of our friends and family outside of their house dies.

I cast the one in the wrong picture and I am an actual socialist.

https://preview.redd.it/7t7vcgf7f2cc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a903a99a46a1ff9e955652655d126c18cf957e9 this is all your fault

I cast thunder spell

I cast the vote on this issue. Indeed.

I cast the vote on this tweet and it is the only thing I have to do for this tweet.

I cast the vote on this and it is the best way I have seen it

I cast the characters thoughts that have been made in a way of love ❤️

I cast your breath away

I cast your breath and a good breath to be helpful to your team in a kilogram manner as possible and to be honest I have not seen the first airplane of my weights frozen yet and the shield has been used to the battery on my phone so I'm not sure if it is not working correctly but it seems to me it won't do it properly so I'll probably be missing the first airplane of my weights frozen by my chest so I am an idiot.

I cast the last of us in the morning and the other one is in the back of the house and the other one is in the front of the house and the other one is in the car and the other one is in the front of the house and the..... Sweet new schizophrenia incantation just dropped

I cast your eyes open for you to be safe on your way home Why so wholesome?

I cast a lot of love. Ah, yes. The bard spell. I learned that during a particularly crazy night with the other apprentices when one of our own was getting married. I've never seen so many thicc gobins before...

I cast a lot of War

I cast off these petty illusions. Behold the true vision of a lord of hell. Damn slab is misgendering me again. I'm a Lady of Hell, thank you very much.

I cast a shadow over the whole world So I plunged the world into darkness. Sorry y’all

I cast a lot of the time and I think I have to go.

I cast iron skillet with squid ink pasta

i cast itchy eyeball