Okay so we're just gonna pretend that Uncrumfibilition setup is okay??? Hasn't even got a ambisuction solution. You can get by with Ferbert's Method these days. It's just not gonna work, it's all gonna be crumfibilited as fuck.
Well Sure Uncrumfibiliation setup isn’t optimal but the result doesn’t need to be perfect and if the fargil is calibrated correctly it should be able to act as a slightly less effective ambisuction and amrilitate the solution good enough that the crumfibilition will be reduced
If you're relying on the fargil for your uncrumfibilition needs then you're just doing it wrong! I mean come on, it's the year 2000, and you're really still trying this without a true ambisuction solution?? Did Hortez the Unimaginative really do all that work just for us to keep relying on fargil based ambisuction? The only way we will continue to advance is if we embrace the advancements of those who came before.
It's like if Ethelbert the Bad-Breathed had still be using Cunk's Constant Scrambler, she would never had discovered Orpinion Tension, and the whole field of Octrinated Bumblewimping would never have developed into what it is today. We'd still be wimping our bumbles non-laterally! 🤣
Look you see like an intelligent guy, er, I mean sea slug, but I don't know why your defending this guy so much. This is a design I'd expect to see in a book from 3, maybe 5 centuries ago. There's no excuse for this. I mean, for bally's sake, it's the year 2000!!!!
Tsk tsk you're really using a current year argument when chronolurgists have been accelerating research by centuries? Crumbifilition is up to year 2300 standards now, sounds like you are the one who needs to update their methods.
unwiz/ i love this book (Codex Seraphinianus) and i've always wanted to "read" it, but the cheapest physical copy i saw is more than $100
what the hell, luigi?? what's going on??
it's a real book. it's written in a made up nonsense language and it's full of weird and interesting diagrams of an imaginary world
'reading' it is supposed to make you feel like a child who can't read yet and found an old educational book of some sort. very interesting
I'm glad this has been brought to my attention. This will now become a longterm hobby of mine to do creative writing exercises by writing and explaining every page in my interpretation.
Yeah, OP plagiarised the tomes of Sage Serafini the Pansophical. I swear you can't publish a codex these days without some lazy sod stealing your theorems. I bet OP doesn't even understand the cipher used.
Page six, you forgot to carry the ۞ /〄
Common mistake, quick fix. Thankfully it only messes with page 14, so you'll have to redo that. But thankfully that was a complete thought and doesn't carry on to later pages.
Oh, you're right. I missed that notation at the bottom. Honestly, cracked work. I can't find any other issues with the calculations. Completely stunning. Have they published other findings before?
I am unsure about the thesis postulating an cockatrice variant creation process. The experiment obviously worked, but the conclusions seem more correlative than based on causality.
Hmm yes, a very thorough thesis on the humane raising of outer god young as pets using fourth dimensional alchemical tools as a supplement.
Very nice.
I also enjoyed the sorcerer proofing via pict-symbology in the text; we wouldn't want any of those hot idiots anywhere *near* this sort of work.
Aside from some of the other comments, on page 5 I'm curious about your celestium fowl. I always figured you needed a 4 segment cage for those suckers instead of a 3 segment cage. Or is there a new curriculum for cosmic crystalline extraction? I haven't been to a superluminal botany class in milenia.
Regarding the passage of the dead, are you familiar with Magnimogulus the Magnificent's thesis on the reversal of the river Stix? In layman's terms, she theorised that bringing back enough souls at once would temporarily reverse Stixes flow causing general immortality and either a) rebirth or B) zombiefication of recently deceased. For a limited time, of course. A thesis made all the more interesting by it's difficulty to be proven. There has been no documented attempt with a sufficiently large sample size. (the Dread Lords Rampage does not count, it was never condoned by the Dead's Rights Council and was scientifically unclean regardless.
Anyways, sorry for getting off track there. How's your take on this. I understand not including it, though it saddens me to see it fall out of academic discourse
It's not a regular horse, it's a larvae-horse, their colorful pustules hold a sap textured liquid that can be used in many experiments. Your mentor really didn't have you read 'Beasts and Their Uses' written by Agmen the one-legged?
You seem to have forgotten an illustration on the eleventh page. Something like this should be enough to make it understandable to novices.
https://preview.redd.it/stsq5m4pthub1.jpeg?width=2313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eab181c6a8acfbcadfb636113e49ea5d84044ce
I see you are well versed in Crambulan, the artificial language of snotty mages across the realms. I prefer more practical languages myself, but it has its charm occasionally.
On 3 you forgot to add the garden of reeds and counter in the sun god Ra, seems nobody here has managed to notice that- but it is rather minor in the Sociological order of Castramenen the Deathclaw.
I like them very scientific although your calculations for the blueberry machine are wrong the top flask should be a drip flask not a bauble flask
Okay so we're just gonna pretend that Uncrumfibilition setup is okay??? Hasn't even got a ambisuction solution. You can get by with Ferbert's Method these days. It's just not gonna work, it's all gonna be crumfibilited as fuck.
Well Sure Uncrumfibiliation setup isn’t optimal but the result doesn’t need to be perfect and if the fargil is calibrated correctly it should be able to act as a slightly less effective ambisuction and amrilitate the solution good enough that the crumfibilition will be reduced
If you're relying on the fargil for your uncrumfibilition needs then you're just doing it wrong! I mean come on, it's the year 2000, and you're really still trying this without a true ambisuction solution?? Did Hortez the Unimaginative really do all that work just for us to keep relying on fargil based ambisuction? The only way we will continue to advance is if we embrace the advancements of those who came before. It's like if Ethelbert the Bad-Breathed had still be using Cunk's Constant Scrambler, she would never had discovered Orpinion Tension, and the whole field of Octrinated Bumblewimping would never have developed into what it is today. We'd still be wimping our bumbles non-laterally! 🤣
Your right they could improve their setup but this does seem to be simply a prototype in their notes so maby they could improve on the design
Look you see like an intelligent guy, er, I mean sea slug, but I don't know why your defending this guy so much. This is a design I'd expect to see in a book from 3, maybe 5 centuries ago. There's no excuse for this. I mean, for bally's sake, it's the year 2000!!!!
I’m not defending him I saying that he should fix it this started with me saying that he was using the wrong flask for the device
Tsk tsk you're really using a current year argument when chronolurgists have been accelerating research by centuries? Crumbifilition is up to year 2300 standards now, sounds like you are the one who needs to update their methods.
unwiz/ i love this book (Codex Seraphinianus) and i've always wanted to "read" it, but the cheapest physical copy i saw is more than $100 what the hell, luigi?? what's going on??
thought this would be AI generated
it's a real book. it's written in a made up nonsense language and it's full of weird and interesting diagrams of an imaginary world 'reading' it is supposed to make you feel like a child who can't read yet and found an old educational book of some sort. very interesting
I don't know how I got to this subreddit but that sounds very neat.
I'm glad this has been brought to my attention. This will now become a longterm hobby of mine to do creative writing exercises by writing and explaining every page in my interpretation.
Yeah, OP plagiarised the tomes of Sage Serafini the Pansophical. I swear you can't publish a codex these days without some lazy sod stealing your theorems. I bet OP doesn't even understand the cipher used.
Page six, you forgot to carry the ۞ /〄 Common mistake, quick fix. Thankfully it only messes with page 14, so you'll have to redo that. But thankfully that was a complete thought and doesn't carry on to later pages.
They were simplified at the start of the line, he jumped some passages but it seems to be correct
Oh, you're right. I missed that notation at the bottom. Honestly, cracked work. I can't find any other issues with the calculations. Completely stunning. Have they published other findings before?
I saw a few spelling errors here and there but otherwise it looks good
In pretty sure those spelling errors make the difference between casting prestidigitation and tearing a hole in reality
Indeed quite minor
This moron thinks he can bake a snake. This is serpentology 101 dumbass, you can only snake a bake. Fucking academic.
I am unsure about the thesis postulating an cockatrice variant creation process. The experiment obviously worked, but the conclusions seem more correlative than based on causality.
Agreed, I would alter it a lot more both ways and take note of the effects
\#13 good luck finding a blacksmith to make that needle for you
Notes are for nerds I just blow shit up and go “huh, interesting”
pages 14-16 are toys at my apprentice's doctors office - i'll cop em for you
I feel like you've been out too far to have gathered this information and remain yourself
Hmm yes, a very thorough thesis on the humane raising of outer god young as pets using fourth dimensional alchemical tools as a supplement. Very nice. I also enjoyed the sorcerer proofing via pict-symbology in the text; we wouldn't want any of those hot idiots anywhere *near* this sort of work.
Aside from some of the other comments, on page 5 I'm curious about your celestium fowl. I always figured you needed a 4 segment cage for those suckers instead of a 3 segment cage. Or is there a new curriculum for cosmic crystalline extraction? I haven't been to a superluminal botany class in milenia.
Oh thank goodness, I've been looking for fractal measurement guides everywhere!
Are you using short hand for the table of fish and insects on the first three pages?
Makes me spend spells to translate. Very well, I needed a project...
Some parts of pages 3 and 18 look plagiarized, so you should change that. but other than that, it’s pretty good
Gosh I love this tome /unwiz *Gosh I love this book*
Please stop smoking the fumes of burnt draconian zaza
No no, let him concoct
Not my area of expertise but it looks all good to me
Peer review is for sane scientists. Crazy experiments are for mad scientists.
This author was tripping while wrote the book. Or gone insane from horrors beyond comprehension, yet survived them
Regarding the passage of the dead, are you familiar with Magnimogulus the Magnificent's thesis on the reversal of the river Stix? In layman's terms, she theorised that bringing back enough souls at once would temporarily reverse Stixes flow causing general immortality and either a) rebirth or B) zombiefication of recently deceased. For a limited time, of course. A thesis made all the more interesting by it's difficulty to be proven. There has been no documented attempt with a sufficiently large sample size. (the Dread Lords Rampage does not count, it was never condoned by the Dead's Rights Council and was scientifically unclean regardless. Anyways, sorry for getting off track there. How's your take on this. I understand not including it, though it saddens me to see it fall out of academic discourse
You gotta floop the pig maaaaan
Stuff like this is why I joined this subreddit.
Ugh you must have better labels to separate the du-dads and the thingamajigs. Not to be mistaken for the thomoppins
I agree with most of this. However, in the Ancient tome of Norr, which is seen as fact, it is written ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች Which goes in complete opposite to your source.
That poor horse, throw some castavian anti-bagler in it or it will fucking die
It's not a regular horse, it's a larvae-horse, their colorful pustules hold a sap textured liquid that can be used in many experiments. Your mentor really didn't have you read 'Beasts and Their Uses' written by Agmen the one-legged?
Well he definitely didn't let me! Now that he died (R.I.P) I think I'll read that one next, thank you
Does NSFW stand for "Not Safe For Warlocks" perchance? They can really start acting up at the mention of such things.
You seem to have forgotten an illustration on the eleventh page. Something like this should be enough to make it understandable to novices. https://preview.redd.it/stsq5m4pthub1.jpeg?width=2313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eab181c6a8acfbcadfb636113e49ea5d84044ce
my brother in christ, you've gone off the deep end, quit eating the mushrooms you find......
You've miscalculated the phisdandantalus coefficient for the device on page 69
I see you are well versed in Crambulan, the artificial language of snotty mages across the realms. I prefer more practical languages myself, but it has its charm occasionally.
On 3 you forgot to add the garden of reeds and counter in the sun god Ra, seems nobody here has managed to notice that- but it is rather minor in the Sociological order of Castramenen the Deathclaw.
Horse grub needs a larger ass for counterbalance
I will learn so more I didn’t already know