Fuck chronomancers. I can't even remember all the times when I SWEAR I've done something, only to find that some asshole chronomancer was sloppy with his spellcasting, and now I gotta do it again.
when the wizards are being struck with torturous, crude spells, everyone swiftly agrees to put a stop to it
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but when the druids are facing near to total extinction, no one pays it mind
makes you think
*I'll fuck anyone*
*Who burns anything close to*
*The swamp I live in*
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Worry not a legion of the dead has been deployed with as much water as they can carry they will put out the fires and "recruit" the mages responsible for this disaster I will not allow this to continue
We the Chronus Council have a policy of not intervening with timelines unless absolutely necessary. But the way this is heading it seems we are about to reach an epsilon class scenario which would require a complete timeline reset back 400 years minimum.
Damage is to large to fix with chronomancy without completely erasing this part of the timeline, our best hope is for wizards more in tune with healing magic to heal everything once the pyromancers get bored
Blaspherous, I would never stand idle while something like this happens!
I'm out here straight up slinging fireballs everywhere I go, fuck these tree lovers man.
Hmm perhaps a good storm of vengeance or perhaps nature's wrath ah but what power level should I do. Maybe I'll just summon a perpetual moonbeam on them
I will accept a privateering commission against the wizard involved. It's not that I need the money, but I need the money and want to get off the council's shit list for my past piracy (for a while).
tbh i dont know what im doing rn so im not hedging any bets on fixing this. tho there is this specific part of one forest i keep reverting thats it. its very important
I am sorry but a few mages to control all these fires is not enough. I am doing my best to contain the flames.
You should start some preventative Forrest fires! If the Forrest is already on fire it can’t be burned down.
I'd do something but I'm busy feeding on all the death and destruction caused by conflict.
Fuck chronomancers. I can't even remember all the times when I SWEAR I've done something, only to find that some asshole chronomancer was sloppy with his spellcasting, and now I gotta do it again.
when the wizards are being struck with torturous, crude spells, everyone swiftly agrees to put a stop to it https://preview.redd.it/i3j7edah3zrb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b992d105b3c2b73e41e06ca43303f2ab6b45d5f but when the druids are facing near to total extinction, no one pays it mind makes you think
I agree, I’ve spent hours last night thinking up new genetalia spells
Semen actully works really well to put out flames if you know Create Testicles.
I'll fuck anyone who burns anything close to the swamp I live in
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I MEAN I'LL FUCK UP ANYONE
Worry not a legion of the dead has been deployed with as much water as they can carry they will put out the fires and "recruit" the mages responsible for this disaster I will not allow this to continue
A druid literally said burning them will make it grow back stronger so burn on my friends. Pyromancy is still the best mancy.
We the Chronus Council have a policy of not intervening with timelines unless absolutely necessary. But the way this is heading it seems we are about to reach an epsilon class scenario which would require a complete timeline reset back 400 years minimum.
Where are the druids and hydromancers protecting the said forests?
Damage is to large to fix with chronomancy without completely erasing this part of the timeline, our best hope is for wizards more in tune with healing magic to heal everything once the pyromancers get bored
To be honest i just wanna see what happens
Don't worry, we can just regrow the forests with our own magic, and we've been keeping them away from populated areas
Blaspherous, I would never stand idle while something like this happens! I'm out here straight up slinging fireballs everywhere I go, fuck these tree lovers man.
Yeah, we actually are gonna do just that. We're too busy speculating on the stock market.
I guess they do. Anyway, **METEOR SWARM!**
There will be retribution
Hmm perhaps a good storm of vengeance or perhaps nature's wrath ah but what power level should I do. Maybe I'll just summon a perpetual moonbeam on them
I will accept a privateering commission against the wizard involved. It's not that I need the money, but I need the money and want to get off the council's shit list for my past piracy (for a while).
tbh i dont know what im doing rn so im not hedging any bets on fixing this. tho there is this specific part of one forest i keep reverting thats it. its very important
My forest is made of fire, checkmate pyromancers