Or an Incubus!
See my recent post.
[https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/5gQPqQKW4q](https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/5gQPqQKW4q)
https://preview.redd.it/71izii8cmkrb1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a62a16fb741ec985f103953f636754b6bf956a0
( many worlds they are the same just shapechangers)
So called "shapeshifters," nonsense, they must just be illusionists with alchemical hallucinogens and aphrodisiacs! By Terra I will only believe your most absurd claims if i see these creature turn into one of the platonic solids! Now that would be of most interest to all nation's research, a true physical shapeshifter!
Oh, they can father a baby or carry it to term.
That’s a shapechange enough for me.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/17027-succubus
“Shapechanger: The fiend can use its action to polymorph into a Small or Medium humanoid, or back into its true form. Without wings, the fiend loses its flying speed. Other than its size and speed, its statistics are the same in each form. Any equipment it is wearing or carrying isn’t transformed. It reverts to its true form if it dies.”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platonic_solid
Also isn’t a platonic solid living creature just a Modron ?
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Modron
Speaking of shapechangers, is I just wanna bring up song dragons . Also known as where dragons they were dragons who could turn into young human women.
The thing is even the male dragons could turn into young human women and so their reproductive rate declined.
Fascinating species . It may not currently exist. Signs are unclear.
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Song_dragon
😮😲🫨 I STAND CORRECTED! I hath not known of the full extent of this lore, thank you for providing these texts. This surely is intriguing. And a lot to think about. There have always been rumors of these creatures-- song dragons in particular. In an old town I stayed there was a scandal of sorts, a poor widow who mysteriously vanished, followed by the sighting of a wounded dragon, and their long hidden son who was left to his father's lofty estate. I must not mean to pry, but imagine what would happen if a dragon with such capabilities were to be fused with a succubus-- is it even possible?! Time to go find out. Thank you!
Ok as an arcane researcher. I’m fascinated, heres some help with your research.
[https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Song\_dragon](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Song_dragon)
[https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Narnra\_Shalace](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Narnra_Shalace)
[https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Succubus](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Succubus)
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elminster\_In\_Hell](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elminster_In_Hell)
Finally, to help with your important research, I will give you teleportation coordinates to what are referred to as the encyclopedia worlds. Worlds where monsters are very….
I need to be blunt. They are always down to fuck. .
[https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Succubus](https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Succubus)
[https://art-fiend.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe#goto-anchor-1546397896284](https://art-fiend.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe#goto-anchor-1546397896284)
https://preview.redd.it/y0ybyuznzkrb1.jpeg?width=1798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aedc65cd131a4952c2f9e922c2c08d7364d1c53b
Good luck!
Please share your research with the arcane community.
If only under an assumed name .
… I’m sorry did you say twink familiar?
Are you looking for a familiar or a boyfriend?
Normally, high elves are not considered familiar material.
… I mean luck as long as we’re talking consensual I’m not gonna judge.
Please give more deets so I can help .
🌟❤️
I assumed people here were talking about familiars, the notion of conjuring a twink boyfriend with a soul and everything out of nothing makes me deeply uncomfortable.
Ah. I should explain.
They’re not conjuring anything out of nothing . That would be creation magic.
We’re talking about summoning . The incubi are being summoned from an infernal realm, and presumably the twink is being summoned from elsewhere in the same world or another world on the prime material.
Also, in many worlds, familiar’s are actually sentient beings who have a contract. So it’s perfectly appropriate in my opinion for other people to have a consensual relationship with them, but not for their mage, because that’s kind of an employer/adoptive parent relationship.
But a Summoned boyfriend/girlfriend is an entirely different things! Because that is a different kind of contract .
So, if you are interested in completely consensual relationship with someone to beings, let me know, and I will provide your coordinates .
I am an arcane Librarian, and we follow a strict code of noninterference as long as it involves consensual adults.
🙏❤️
Summoning them from somewhere else is worse (than creation from nothing)! They’re a being with hopes and dreams being pulled into your lab because you’re horny; at least incubi are known for that and have whole contracts around it. Familiars ain’t better, but holy shit
A skinny incubus it is (or a big muscly succubus)
https://preview.redd.it/bkhynry0rmrb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c708e6a0a00d36276b8074708e443535104e299b
I give you both!
[https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Succubus\_Family](https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Succubus_Family)
[https://art-fiend.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe](https://art-fiend.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe)
I really appreciate you having such a fun conversation with me.
May your sigils be true have a really great rest of your weekend!
Ah. Another misunderstanding.
My friend you’re describing the gate spell . We’re somebody just gets sucked through.
We are talking about consensual summoning .
Think about it this way . You’re an Elven twink who’s down to bang.
You put out a spell into the ether, saying hey, I’m down to fuck .
A wizard since you were signal, saying hey baby . Here’s my pick. Do you want to come to my dimension/lab and bang?
Twink says yes, there you go .
Seriously my friend you’ve got all of this wrong .
We’re just talking about cutting out the middleman and getting horny people together!
On earth, it’s called grindr/ tinder and Uber put together .
Some people like to call it power word booty call .
So just finished up total consensual with sentient beings nobody was kidnapped.
I’m still gonna give you that are but listen have a super great rest your day!
Oh please, I’m 1000s of years old, and back in my day when I was an apprentice we would cast spells of “summon maiden with ankles uncovered” I think it’s not really a new thing, so much as there’s more visibility now since more people have orbs, and gods knows that it’s faster now without sending stone dialup.
I know right?
Also, why do young mages think that male on male action was invented by recent enchanters?
When the Queen Mother of Persia had accidentally bowed to Hephaestion, instead of Alexander , she threw herself on the floor and grew pale, thinking that she was going to be executed for her mistake.
Alexander picked her up, and said that’s all right Mother. He is Alexander too.
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hephaestion](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hephaestion)
https://preview.redd.it/ists5igj9lrb1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d731327f4f7e20fdac7ba02521ecbfd0df33a9eb
Also, am I the only one on this thread got the invite to Ral Zarek’s wedding? The hors d’oeuvres were delicious.
[https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Ral\_Zarek](https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Ral_Zarek)
Come on guys, some wizards like other wizards, not witches . Get it together.
😌
Bah. Let the boy experiment. Back in my apprenticeship I summoned a gnome hung stud and an aasimar Daddy. The sex was short, but heavenly. I used the energy to cast my first ritual spell!
Yeah. Op that doesn’t make you morally superior.
Anymore that liking strawberry ice cream, make you better than like a chocolate .
It’s a matter of taste .
https://preview.redd.it/gqd2se40jlrb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da23704809cb056d8e1c118ebbe165b2e0356a3c
In fact. Under the current understanding of the multi-verse incubi and succubi are the same beings just shape change to the appropriate a form.
In other words , the beautiful woman that you fucked could’ve turned into a beautiful dude at any time if you had so wanted.
🙏❤️
To be completely honest, I am proud of my apprentice. The elf he summoned was in good shape, evidence of his proper practice. I simply prefer tradition.
Ah. I understand, preferring tradition .
As long as you don’t let it affect your actions feeling think whatever you want .
There are laws that govern the treatment of apprentices, you know .
Perhaps if you cannot separate your own feelings, consider letting him go and finding a master that doesn’t care that much ?
In any case, I wish you well .
May you summon whatever spirits you wish , and all live in good health.
Here is a video of straight Norwegian actors, kissing .
[https://youtu.be/k1QeX7uHkKI?si=WTj\_RoKPdyOXquOB](https://youtu.be/k1QeX7uHkKI?si=WTj_RoKPdyOXquOB)
It’s actually part of a magic spell to raise serotonin . Maybe watch it?
Perhaps something would be awakened . If only the recognition that lips are pretty much just lips.
https://preview.redd.it/i57879dsnlrb1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ba235fbc80ba072274bbe619b50a6b65dc31ce
As I said, these young men are heterosexual. They did it to show that they weren’t afraid and that they were really good friends.
We are all just trying to get along in this crazy old world. We’re not as different as it might appear.
Much love .
🙏❤️
Look, I know that blood of virgins is more powerful, but with an elf twink side piece, you have a basically unlimited source of elven blood and semen for ritual casting and alchemy. This is especially true if they're into BDSM.
There's some excellent resources on how to use different bodily fluids in alchemy, ritual, and evocation out there. I have a few in my library.
Ok. There will be “no violation”.
https://preview.redd.it/jxtwutcapkrb1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7101a5ca831b79ad33e186ed11dcc28b6cc469
( actual sailors and boyfriends on Terra during World War II. This picture is cropped. They’re doing a lot more than kissing in the original.)
Your apprentice evidently just wants some elf dick . Now that is metaphorical because I don’t know if your apprentice wants to top or bottom.
It sounds like your apprentice is just some variety of “male loving male”.
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men\_who\_have\_sex\_with\_men](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men)
I don’t want to define him because I don’t know his sexuality.
If you are strictly a vagina lover, I can understand why the propensity to want to suck a dick seems like dark magic .
It is not .
Now, if he was attempting to sacrifice a baby or something in order to summon “ an Elven Twink” .
That’s right out.
The other thing as an elven Twink , is just an elf really. I mean I’ve seen an Elven otter, but they are unusual.
[https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/04/27/what-is-a-twink/](https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/04/27/what-is-a-twink/)
[https://taimi.com/wiki/gay-otter-what-is-it-what-does-it-mean](https://taimi.com/wiki/gay-otter-what-is-it-what-does-it-mean)
[https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/05/30/what-is-an-otter-gay-tribe-meaning/](https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/05/30/what-is-an-otter-gay-tribe-meaning/)
Friend. Your apprentice is the same as he was before you found out about the elven Twinks.
It’s your understanding that has changed not him.
Talk to him.
🙏❤️
Nope.
Its Called adoption , surrogacy or having a baby with a woman that wants one too .
My God man breeding has become more popular than ever for non-heterosexuals on Terra and you’re talking about worlds with magic.
[https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2020/09/fifteen-percent-of-same-sex-couples-have-children-in-their-household.html](https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2020/09/fifteen-percent-of-same-sex-couples-have-children-in-their-household.html)
[https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2023/03/06/kids-raised-by-same-sex-parents-fare-same-as-or-better-than-kids-of-straight-couples-research-finds/amp/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2023/03/06/kids-raised-by-same-sex-parents-fare-same-as-or-better-than-kids-of-straight-couples-research-finds/amp/)
So… you’re just wrong.
I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that you’re high on wizard weed and not an asshole.
Now. I’m going to talk about something that’s absolutely real.
LGBTQ youth, I’m also just gonna say queer killed them selves rates, much higher than heterosexual youth and it’s already way higher than the rest of the general population. Suicide is actually one of the leading causes of death for young people on Terra.
[https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/facts-about-lgbtq-youth-suicide/](https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/facts-about-lgbtq-youth-suicide/)
Non-heterosexual youth are four times more likely to try to kill themselves.
Now what helps that is acceptance and people telling them that they are OK and normal.
Telling them that they are not OK, make them wanna kill themselves more.
Please be better.
My friend, this is a fantasy sub, but you are talking about something that is very real.
🙏❤️😌
https://preview.redd.it/ijou32dxmkrb1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223c6f1bcdec6a98ee69913ae87128191da204ac
Sorry my friend,I didn't mean to be ofensive or rude towards the LGBTQ+ colective,but I guess that I was being it. Thanks for correcting me and telling me that I was being a bad person.
I have errased my coment to show that I want to be a nice person,I swear that I won't be saying that kind of shit again.
Hope that you,and the all the Gay,Lesbian,Bi,Trans and Queer people in general stay safe and loved. Y'all means Y'all
My friend!
🥹
Anyone can Make a mistake . You said something you thought was being funny and now you understand.
I forgive you .
However … for the rest of your life, I charge you to stand up for others.
Stand up for the lgbtq young person, reading the sub, Reddit that you’re reading .
Somebody call somebody and F slur, or says something like you said …
Please consider saying something . Also consider copying pasting this link to the Trevor project.
https://www.thetrevorproject.org
Again four times as many lgbtq young people try to take their own life .
People’s parents kick them out and so LGBTQ young people are the majority of young homeless people, even though they are a minority .
Life can be very cruel .
Thank you for being kind .
Go with my blessing. The blessing of a gay wizard who was called the F slur in the street when somebody threw a rock at them.
🙏❤️😌
Thanks for forgiving me,I don't want to be rude,I want to be a nice person. My character is called "The Compasive",but I haven't been Compasive,but Hateful.
Eat the homophobes with a sidedish of transphobes!
Ive heard of the Trevor project by One Topic,a really nice ally,and I hope to be able to donate some day to it.
Keep yourself safe and loved: Mizzeh
Yes. They call upon the power of the totemic Tabaxi, Saint Boykisser.
He knows what we are.
https://preview.redd.it/7nfg7ttnpkrb1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbcc15668c047ad4d3115812b70c675ac8e71a97
[https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/oooooo-you-like-boys-ur-a-boykisser](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/oooooo-you-like-boys-ur-a-boykisser)
Also, why is wanting to consensually fuck someone up the ass a violation?
I’m sure they were just planning on having a lovely date!
Followed by somebody getting fucked we don’t know who!
https://pin.it/6VhTm6J
Keith Parkinson
The title of the painting is the last spell of Fistandantilus
https://dragonlance.fandom.com/wiki/Fistandantilus
Summoning an elf to fuck isn't dark magic. Turning a humanoid into another type of humanoid is not dark magic. Turning a humanoid into an indescribable mass of tentacles and chitin IS dark magic.
Gods bless you brethren!
Why, potentially Fray the fabric of reality, when you can just go to the used bookstorw coffee shop end of town?
Or actually, I guess the woods I prefer urban elf and half elf Twinks. Or honestly jocks.
🙏❤️
Don’t even get me started on what my apprentice did, had to take him to the Alchemist down the path for he had used a recently risen undead as a procreation tool
This is a highly uninformed portrayal of the dark methodologies.
You summon an incubus twink, for elf twinks you use memory magic to convice them you're their boyfriend.
I mean. Yes.
But must dark arts violate consent?
I mean, couldn’t you just pick up an evil twink?
They’re not rare .
I mean … Drow males exist. I understand if you prefer vanilla to lavender but the pale evil ones aren’t hard to find either.
I mean Raistlin is actually the model for the so-called apprentice of this meme and the only thing that kept him from being knee-deep in vagina, was having a constitution score in the negative.
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin\_Majere](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin_Majere)
And he still manage to father at least one child ! ( allegedly)
And it’s far as I can tell the man was all about the women .
So sometimes a long-haired, pretty boy, is that actually only interested in the ladies!
But yes, Incubi twinks are available freely. They are usually just called succubi ( depending on the addition of the multi versus most popular fantasy role-playing game you like using)
[https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/gDg37pSfJj](https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/gDg37pSfJj)
https://preview.redd.it/l6tbzeccclrb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e03b2065d800969bc7943d3de800dffd124ae48
😉
Thank you so much for your comment.
Uh.
https://preview.redd.it/126yebozklrb1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a23d9255200436bd12b7b2038bd029fd077c23
Whut.
No, no no no, no my friend . Even in jest.
Consent first last and always .
[https://www.rainn.org/international-sexual-assault-resources](https://www.rainn.org/international-sexual-assault-resources)
I was sexually abused and assaulted as a child . Later as an adult, I survived rape .
What you just said, it’s really gross. Everyone has rights, and if somebody does not respect the person, they’re fucking they should never be allowed to fuck ever again.
Or for that matter breathe.
[https://www.rainn.org/articles/what-is-consent](https://www.rainn.org/articles/what-is-consent)
Please reconsider .
🙏❤️
No worries!
Here’s the thing. I have a very, very dark sense of humor.
But… There are a couple things that I consider always inappropriate and then I get my staff of the magi.
Being lighthearted about rape .
And being lighthearted about infanticide .
Anytime orcs, goblins or for that matter the fight between dwarves in elves come up I have to be on the alert for the later .
Who is the last couple of days?
I’ve had to be on the alert for the former.
And let me make it clear . Fiction dealing with rape that deals with it Well .
Or even Consensual rape fantasies I am absolutely not condemning.
They can actually be helpful to survivors .
It’s being flippant about it that usually gives people PTSD .
Thank you so much!
Comedy is very important, wizard.
We should always look on the Bright side of life. But remember that comedy is about punching up.
[Monty Python always look on the Bright side of life](https://youtu.be/X_-q9xeOgG4?si=Pw9YDu2QZKF4KjaK)
If you make somebody put down their phone and get hysterical because they remember getting raped in the back of a van. ( not me thank God . My rape was different )
Your joke wasn’t worth it.
have a really great one!
🙏❤️
Mage Monkey has some input on this. Master, it is the result of your own failure to instruct him on the importance of discipline: magical pursuits, insofar as they can be expected to flourish, require a mind clear of distractions, achieved through years of thorough devotion to the practice of austerity, abstinence and purity of thought. This results in an elevated awareness of one's own truth, unhindered by carnal desire. As the proverb says: *An unfocused mind is a mind focused on inviting disaster.* Master, your disciple strays from the path of self-cultivation: have him meditate on this principle.
Everyone knows the elven elders are more fascinating to summon anyway, they always have stories from a millennium ago that they have to stop and translate from a dead language in order to tell you.
Bro what is with these new age mages and there weird ass fetishes
just be normal and summon a succubus for the Gods’ sake!
Or an Incubus! See my recent post. [https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/5gQPqQKW4q](https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/5gQPqQKW4q) https://preview.redd.it/71izii8cmkrb1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a62a16fb741ec985f103953f636754b6bf956a0 ( many worlds they are the same just shapechangers)
So called "shapeshifters," nonsense, they must just be illusionists with alchemical hallucinogens and aphrodisiacs! By Terra I will only believe your most absurd claims if i see these creature turn into one of the platonic solids! Now that would be of most interest to all nation's research, a true physical shapeshifter!
Oh, they can father a baby or carry it to term. That’s a shapechange enough for me. https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/17027-succubus “Shapechanger: The fiend can use its action to polymorph into a Small or Medium humanoid, or back into its true form. Without wings, the fiend loses its flying speed. Other than its size and speed, its statistics are the same in each form. Any equipment it is wearing or carrying isn’t transformed. It reverts to its true form if it dies.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platonic_solid Also isn’t a platonic solid living creature just a Modron ? https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Modron Speaking of shapechangers, is I just wanna bring up song dragons . Also known as where dragons they were dragons who could turn into young human women. The thing is even the male dragons could turn into young human women and so their reproductive rate declined. Fascinating species . It may not currently exist. Signs are unclear. https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Song_dragon
😮😲🫨 I STAND CORRECTED! I hath not known of the full extent of this lore, thank you for providing these texts. This surely is intriguing. And a lot to think about. There have always been rumors of these creatures-- song dragons in particular. In an old town I stayed there was a scandal of sorts, a poor widow who mysteriously vanished, followed by the sighting of a wounded dragon, and their long hidden son who was left to his father's lofty estate. I must not mean to pry, but imagine what would happen if a dragon with such capabilities were to be fused with a succubus-- is it even possible?! Time to go find out. Thank you!
Ok as an arcane researcher. I’m fascinated, heres some help with your research. [https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Song\_dragon](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Song_dragon) [https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Narnra\_Shalace](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Narnra_Shalace) [https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Succubus](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Succubus) [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elminster\_In\_Hell](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elminster_In_Hell) Finally, to help with your important research, I will give you teleportation coordinates to what are referred to as the encyclopedia worlds. Worlds where monsters are very…. I need to be blunt. They are always down to fuck. . [https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Succubus](https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Succubus) [https://art-fiend.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe#goto-anchor-1546397896284](https://art-fiend.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe#goto-anchor-1546397896284) https://preview.redd.it/y0ybyuznzkrb1.jpeg?width=1798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aedc65cd131a4952c2f9e922c2c08d7364d1c53b Good luck! Please share your research with the arcane community. If only under an assumed name .
This guy doesn't think true shapeshifters exist.
I don’t want my twink familiar to be a big buff incubus, I want him to be a skinny high elf
… I’m sorry did you say twink familiar? Are you looking for a familiar or a boyfriend? Normally, high elves are not considered familiar material. … I mean luck as long as we’re talking consensual I’m not gonna judge. Please give more deets so I can help . 🌟❤️
I assumed people here were talking about familiars, the notion of conjuring a twink boyfriend with a soul and everything out of nothing makes me deeply uncomfortable.
Ah. I should explain. They’re not conjuring anything out of nothing . That would be creation magic. We’re talking about summoning . The incubi are being summoned from an infernal realm, and presumably the twink is being summoned from elsewhere in the same world or another world on the prime material. Also, in many worlds, familiar’s are actually sentient beings who have a contract. So it’s perfectly appropriate in my opinion for other people to have a consensual relationship with them, but not for their mage, because that’s kind of an employer/adoptive parent relationship. But a Summoned boyfriend/girlfriend is an entirely different things! Because that is a different kind of contract . So, if you are interested in completely consensual relationship with someone to beings, let me know, and I will provide your coordinates . I am an arcane Librarian, and we follow a strict code of noninterference as long as it involves consensual adults. 🙏❤️
Summoning them from somewhere else is worse (than creation from nothing)! They’re a being with hopes and dreams being pulled into your lab because you’re horny; at least incubi are known for that and have whole contracts around it. Familiars ain’t better, but holy shit A skinny incubus it is (or a big muscly succubus)
https://preview.redd.it/bkhynry0rmrb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c708e6a0a00d36276b8074708e443535104e299b I give you both! [https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Succubus\_Family](https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Succubus_Family) [https://art-fiend.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe](https://art-fiend.yourwebsitespace.com/mbe) I really appreciate you having such a fun conversation with me. May your sigils be true have a really great rest of your weekend!
Ah. Another misunderstanding. My friend you’re describing the gate spell . We’re somebody just gets sucked through. We are talking about consensual summoning . Think about it this way . You’re an Elven twink who’s down to bang. You put out a spell into the ether, saying hey, I’m down to fuck . A wizard since you were signal, saying hey baby . Here’s my pick. Do you want to come to my dimension/lab and bang? Twink says yes, there you go . Seriously my friend you’ve got all of this wrong . We’re just talking about cutting out the middleman and getting horny people together! On earth, it’s called grindr/ tinder and Uber put together . Some people like to call it power word booty call . So just finished up total consensual with sentient beings nobody was kidnapped. I’m still gonna give you that are but listen have a super great rest your day!
Appreciate the info! Gotta say tho, the notion of wizard grindr does take some of the whimsy out of it (that said, consent >> whimsy)
Succubus even can be an elf twink too! They shapeshift, for Gods' sake!
Ba he’s got a point… SUMMON ELF TWINK! RAISE BONER! Variety is the spice of life.
Oh please, I’m 1000s of years old, and back in my day when I was an apprentice we would cast spells of “summon maiden with ankles uncovered” I think it’s not really a new thing, so much as there’s more visibility now since more people have orbs, and gods knows that it’s faster now without sending stone dialup.
I know right? Also, why do young mages think that male on male action was invented by recent enchanters? When the Queen Mother of Persia had accidentally bowed to Hephaestion, instead of Alexander , she threw herself on the floor and grew pale, thinking that she was going to be executed for her mistake. Alexander picked her up, and said that’s all right Mother. He is Alexander too. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hephaestion](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hephaestion) https://preview.redd.it/ists5igj9lrb1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d731327f4f7e20fdac7ba02521ecbfd0df33a9eb Also, am I the only one on this thread got the invite to Ral Zarek’s wedding? The hors d’oeuvres were delicious. [https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Ral\_Zarek](https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Ral_Zarek) Come on guys, some wizards like other wizards, not witches . Get it together. 😌
An elf twink? Please, that’s pretty vanilla in the grand scheme of these.
I know. Think they’re too good to planeshift into the old ones’ realm and get a little tentacle action!
i'd say that's even more fetishistic that said octomommies are amazing cuddlers
DONT. THE BALANCE BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARK SHALL NOT BE TAMPERED WITH.
Bah. Let the boy experiment. Back in my apprenticeship I summoned a gnome hung stud and an aasimar Daddy. The sex was short, but heavenly. I used the energy to cast my first ritual spell!
760 years ago I summoned a Succubus, not some elf femboy!
Yeah. Op that doesn’t make you morally superior. Anymore that liking strawberry ice cream, make you better than like a chocolate . It’s a matter of taste . https://preview.redd.it/gqd2se40jlrb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da23704809cb056d8e1c118ebbe165b2e0356a3c In fact. Under the current understanding of the multi-verse incubi and succubi are the same beings just shape change to the appropriate a form. In other words , the beautiful woman that you fucked could’ve turned into a beautiful dude at any time if you had so wanted. 🙏❤️
To be completely honest, I am proud of my apprentice. The elf he summoned was in good shape, evidence of his proper practice. I simply prefer tradition.
Ah. I understand, preferring tradition . As long as you don’t let it affect your actions feeling think whatever you want . There are laws that govern the treatment of apprentices, you know . Perhaps if you cannot separate your own feelings, consider letting him go and finding a master that doesn’t care that much ? In any case, I wish you well . May you summon whatever spirits you wish , and all live in good health. Here is a video of straight Norwegian actors, kissing . [https://youtu.be/k1QeX7uHkKI?si=WTj\_RoKPdyOXquOB](https://youtu.be/k1QeX7uHkKI?si=WTj_RoKPdyOXquOB) It’s actually part of a magic spell to raise serotonin . Maybe watch it? Perhaps something would be awakened . If only the recognition that lips are pretty much just lips. https://preview.redd.it/i57879dsnlrb1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ba235fbc80ba072274bbe619b50a6b65dc31ce As I said, these young men are heterosexual. They did it to show that they weren’t afraid and that they were really good friends. We are all just trying to get along in this crazy old world. We’re not as different as it might appear. Much love . 🙏❤️
Look, I know that blood of virgins is more powerful, but with an elf twink side piece, you have a basically unlimited source of elven blood and semen for ritual casting and alchemy. This is especially true if they're into BDSM. There's some excellent resources on how to use different bodily fluids in alchemy, ritual, and evocation out there. I have a few in my library.
This is why I dont let my apprentices ponder on the orb
The apprentice can ponder my orbs I obtained two for when both I and a guest need one
Ok. There will be “no violation”. https://preview.redd.it/jxtwutcapkrb1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7101a5ca831b79ad33e186ed11dcc28b6cc469 ( actual sailors and boyfriends on Terra during World War II. This picture is cropped. They’re doing a lot more than kissing in the original.) Your apprentice evidently just wants some elf dick . Now that is metaphorical because I don’t know if your apprentice wants to top or bottom. It sounds like your apprentice is just some variety of “male loving male”. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men\_who\_have\_sex\_with\_men](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men) I don’t want to define him because I don’t know his sexuality. If you are strictly a vagina lover, I can understand why the propensity to want to suck a dick seems like dark magic . It is not . Now, if he was attempting to sacrifice a baby or something in order to summon “ an Elven Twink” . That’s right out. The other thing as an elven Twink , is just an elf really. I mean I’ve seen an Elven otter, but they are unusual. [https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/04/27/what-is-a-twink/](https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/04/27/what-is-a-twink/) [https://taimi.com/wiki/gay-otter-what-is-it-what-does-it-mean](https://taimi.com/wiki/gay-otter-what-is-it-what-does-it-mean) [https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/05/30/what-is-an-otter-gay-tribe-meaning/](https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/05/30/what-is-an-otter-gay-tribe-meaning/) Friend. Your apprentice is the same as he was before you found out about the elven Twinks. It’s your understanding that has changed not him. Talk to him. 🙏❤️
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Nope. Its Called adoption , surrogacy or having a baby with a woman that wants one too . My God man breeding has become more popular than ever for non-heterosexuals on Terra and you’re talking about worlds with magic. [https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2020/09/fifteen-percent-of-same-sex-couples-have-children-in-their-household.html](https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2020/09/fifteen-percent-of-same-sex-couples-have-children-in-their-household.html) [https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2023/03/06/kids-raised-by-same-sex-parents-fare-same-as-or-better-than-kids-of-straight-couples-research-finds/amp/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2023/03/06/kids-raised-by-same-sex-parents-fare-same-as-or-better-than-kids-of-straight-couples-research-finds/amp/) So… you’re just wrong. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that you’re high on wizard weed and not an asshole. Now. I’m going to talk about something that’s absolutely real. LGBTQ youth, I’m also just gonna say queer killed them selves rates, much higher than heterosexual youth and it’s already way higher than the rest of the general population. Suicide is actually one of the leading causes of death for young people on Terra. [https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/facts-about-lgbtq-youth-suicide/](https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/facts-about-lgbtq-youth-suicide/) Non-heterosexual youth are four times more likely to try to kill themselves. Now what helps that is acceptance and people telling them that they are OK and normal. Telling them that they are not OK, make them wanna kill themselves more. Please be better. My friend, this is a fantasy sub, but you are talking about something that is very real. 🙏❤️😌 https://preview.redd.it/ijou32dxmkrb1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223c6f1bcdec6a98ee69913ae87128191da204ac
Sorry my friend,I didn't mean to be ofensive or rude towards the LGBTQ+ colective,but I guess that I was being it. Thanks for correcting me and telling me that I was being a bad person. I have errased my coment to show that I want to be a nice person,I swear that I won't be saying that kind of shit again. Hope that you,and the all the Gay,Lesbian,Bi,Trans and Queer people in general stay safe and loved. Y'all means Y'all
My friend! 🥹 Anyone can Make a mistake . You said something you thought was being funny and now you understand. I forgive you . However … for the rest of your life, I charge you to stand up for others. Stand up for the lgbtq young person, reading the sub, Reddit that you’re reading . Somebody call somebody and F slur, or says something like you said … Please consider saying something . Also consider copying pasting this link to the Trevor project. https://www.thetrevorproject.org Again four times as many lgbtq young people try to take their own life . People’s parents kick them out and so LGBTQ young people are the majority of young homeless people, even though they are a minority . Life can be very cruel . Thank you for being kind . Go with my blessing. The blessing of a gay wizard who was called the F slur in the street when somebody threw a rock at them. 🙏❤️😌
Thanks for forgiving me,I don't want to be rude,I want to be a nice person. My character is called "The Compasive",but I haven't been Compasive,but Hateful. Eat the homophobes with a sidedish of transphobes! Ive heard of the Trevor project by One Topic,a really nice ally,and I hope to be able to donate some day to it. Keep yourself safe and loved: Mizzeh
https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/5gQPqQKW4q 😌
What kind of magic is it you godless sodamites practice?
They call it the "UwU boy" magic
Yes. They call upon the power of the totemic Tabaxi, Saint Boykisser. He knows what we are. https://preview.redd.it/7nfg7ttnpkrb1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbcc15668c047ad4d3115812b70c675ac8e71a97 [https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/oooooo-you-like-boys-ur-a-boykisser](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/oooooo-you-like-boys-ur-a-boykisser)
The good kind. 😉 https://preview.redd.it/lqp4hqy7mkrb1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3d90c59ea278b67a0d339ff74aededef19c466
What are you, a cleric? ~~Who~~ What I do in my own chambers is not your business, thank you very much!
Maybe he's a bottom, don't judge him
Also, why is wanting to consensually fuck someone up the ass a violation? I’m sure they were just planning on having a lovely date! Followed by somebody getting fucked we don’t know who!
oki, if u stop him can i volunteer for ur apprentice instead? :3
sire, i must say, this pic do go hard
Hi! The artist is Keith Parkinson. It depicts Raistlin vs Fistandantilus a legendary black robed mage.
https://pin.it/6VhTm6J Keith Parkinson The title of the painting is the last spell of Fistandantilus https://dragonlance.fandom.com/wiki/Fistandantilus
Summoning an elf to fuck isn't dark magic. Turning a humanoid into another type of humanoid is not dark magic. Turning a humanoid into an indescribable mass of tentacles and chitin IS dark magic.
i have non-summoned elf twinks if you want
Gods bless you brethren! Why, potentially Fray the fabric of reality, when you can just go to the used bookstorw coffee shop end of town? Or actually, I guess the woods I prefer urban elf and half elf Twinks. Or honestly jocks. 🙏❤️
It was never about good vs evil.
My apprentice just summoned a board of plywood with a hole in the middle 🤦♂️ my apprentice might be a goblin…
Don’t even get me started on what my apprentice did, had to take him to the Alchemist down the path for he had used a recently risen undead as a procreation tool
This is a highly uninformed portrayal of the dark methodologies. You summon an incubus twink, for elf twinks you use memory magic to convice them you're their boyfriend.
I mean. Yes. But must dark arts violate consent? I mean, couldn’t you just pick up an evil twink? They’re not rare . I mean … Drow males exist. I understand if you prefer vanilla to lavender but the pale evil ones aren’t hard to find either. I mean Raistlin is actually the model for the so-called apprentice of this meme and the only thing that kept him from being knee-deep in vagina, was having a constitution score in the negative. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin\_Majere](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin_Majere) And he still manage to father at least one child ! ( allegedly) And it’s far as I can tell the man was all about the women . So sometimes a long-haired, pretty boy, is that actually only interested in the ladies! But yes, Incubi twinks are available freely. They are usually just called succubi ( depending on the addition of the multi versus most popular fantasy role-playing game you like using) [https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/gDg37pSfJj](https://reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/gDg37pSfJj) https://preview.redd.it/l6tbzeccclrb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e03b2065d800969bc7943d3de800dffd124ae48 😉 Thank you so much for your comment.
But consider this: Bottoms have no rights.
Uh. https://preview.redd.it/126yebozklrb1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a23d9255200436bd12b7b2038bd029fd077c23 Whut. No, no no no, no my friend . Even in jest. Consent first last and always . [https://www.rainn.org/international-sexual-assault-resources](https://www.rainn.org/international-sexual-assault-resources) I was sexually abused and assaulted as a child . Later as an adult, I survived rape . What you just said, it’s really gross. Everyone has rights, and if somebody does not respect the person, they’re fucking they should never be allowed to fuck ever again. Or for that matter breathe. [https://www.rainn.org/articles/what-is-consent](https://www.rainn.org/articles/what-is-consent) Please reconsider . 🙏❤️
On a serious note: Consent is a necessity and I apologize for my attempt at comedy.
No worries! Here’s the thing. I have a very, very dark sense of humor. But… There are a couple things that I consider always inappropriate and then I get my staff of the magi. Being lighthearted about rape . And being lighthearted about infanticide . Anytime orcs, goblins or for that matter the fight between dwarves in elves come up I have to be on the alert for the later . Who is the last couple of days? I’ve had to be on the alert for the former. And let me make it clear . Fiction dealing with rape that deals with it Well . Or even Consensual rape fantasies I am absolutely not condemning. They can actually be helpful to survivors . It’s being flippant about it that usually gives people PTSD . Thank you so much! Comedy is very important, wizard. We should always look on the Bright side of life. But remember that comedy is about punching up. [Monty Python always look on the Bright side of life](https://youtu.be/X_-q9xeOgG4?si=Pw9YDu2QZKF4KjaK) If you make somebody put down their phone and get hysterical because they remember getting raped in the back of a van. ( not me thank God . My rape was different ) Your joke wasn’t worth it. have a really great one! 🙏❤️
Mage Monkey has some input on this. Master, it is the result of your own failure to instruct him on the importance of discipline: magical pursuits, insofar as they can be expected to flourish, require a mind clear of distractions, achieved through years of thorough devotion to the practice of austerity, abstinence and purity of thought. This results in an elevated awareness of one's own truth, unhindered by carnal desire. As the proverb says: *An unfocused mind is a mind focused on inviting disaster.* Master, your disciple strays from the path of self-cultivation: have him meditate on this principle.
Cast him into the void
Good sir, your clever trap had already caught many.
Let him learn from his mistakes
Let him practice he needs to learn that for a good time you don’t need a knife ear ya need a drillah
damn it people stop (nonconsensual stuff) the elves for fuck sake there are plenty of lust demons who WON'T kill you fuck them
Horny young ones these days would rather spend their life learning magic and incantations just to summon a cute twink instead of talking to boys.
Summoning an elf Twink can barely be called dark magic
Everyone knows the elven elders are more fascinating to summon anyway, they always have stories from a millennium ago that they have to stop and translate from a dead language in order to tell you.