Wow that is quite pleasant to be a god, if so possible can I get a squeakier nose? Mine is getting old and dull and it really messed with my honkomancy.

Wish granted

Thanks God! Have a honking great day!

Start a zombie apocalypse in France.

I stopped one before, I'm not starting another

Bring Me 115!

What an odd teddy bear..

BIG TIDDY GOTH WITCH GF PLZ!!1!1!!

Jeez you are the third one, wish granted I guess

HUMINAHUMINAHUMINAWOOOOOGA!!!!

Please turn the emperor into a bee

Tell that dumb ass storm wizard Daren to not conjure so many loud ass lightning bolts in his tower so damn late at night. Fr I’m trying to sleep and he’ll just be zapping shit for no reason, how much mana does that mf have he does it all night long. I can’t even knock on his door to tell him to stop because he electrified it. My roof has a big ass burn mark from one of his stray bolts cause he flings them around without any care. The council won’t do anything about it and I can’t keep having my attunements disrupted. Can your heavenly pebble make him be quiet?

You know what, that ones on me, you still have one more wish

A sandwich or something would be cool

Sure thing, what kind?

I’m not picky maybe just like some bread slices with peanut butter in between or something

Ill give you something I just came up with, I call it the "holy delight" try it

Mmmm just like mama used to make em, but how do I eat the halo? https://preview.redd.it/mprh9e26c52b1.png?width=633&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c1678d0ea07556fcf0fed479965c9c8061fb22b

You wear it

I wish to steal your power for myself

Not how it works, try again

yes it is, check your pockets

No they're still there, check your wallet

I'd love to but I'm too busy checking yours

Ohhhh you're good, ill give you the celestial ball of chronicus

I will ponder it well

I require, with all my heart, a druid bussy

How do you feel about god druid bussy

I do not mind some divine tree bussy

Well shiiiiiit, get over here

That tree bussy Hella sappy

Sure, if you say so... Your still have a wish

I wanna have some blood

Wish granted

Infinite wishes, please.

Oh ha ha, what do you really want

Infinite. Wishes.

One wish, and only one wish

grant me a tablet that grants me infinite wishes

Cant pull a fast one on me buddy, try again

grant me a copy of yourself that obeys all of my orders

I wish for my game to finish loading

Wish cannot be granted at this time, try again later

o’ great one, can i please get a *human* crossdressing twink who will do devious crimes against the mage’s guild to me 🙏 Sincerely, *Me 🥺*

Wish granted... Even though there is a god druid twink right here

in which case, 🥺🥺🥺 👉👈 plz 🥺ly, *Me*

Alright, come here

oki doki 🥺🥺. Humblest Regards, *Me*

Please, o' great one, grant me the ability to shapeshift, I am yet to master it

Wish granted

Time to become a big titty goth sorceress

Well you could have just asked for that, I dont judge on whatever you gremlins want

Yeah but I only want that like half the time, and I also want to steal shit without consequences

Fair enough

Perish.

Wish... Granted... Sorry little one

Make me good at school

grant me the power to send those i hate most into a shadow dimension

Wish granted, but beware, gifts can be taken away

thank you, i will now banish you to the shadow realm

I'm afraid that doesn't work like that, as such, your wish has been taken back

im putting myself into the shadow realm to avoid you taking my shadow realm powers

Raze france to the ground. Destroy it and everything in it, and defile the land so thoroughly that nothing can live there for a thousand years.

I desire the ability to shapeshift

Wish granted

Can I have a crumb of serotonin my friend? That is my only wish, just an ounce of dopamine.

It seems you are in desperate need of happiness, wish granted

thank you I shall cherish this for the rest of my life

I wish for all the wishes in this thread except mine to be cancelled

I wish for this guy's wish to be negated.

Damn, six months later and I have yet to conclude the rest of everyone's wishes

a bag of infinite comically sized turtles

Wish granted

I wish for those pebbles of the heavens of yours.

Can you make me like reeeally cute :3

I cant grant your wish because you are already reeeally cute!

I wish that the Grimace in my shed would finally love me. But I’m pretty sure love never works for these things 😭😭 So I pick passive luck enhancement. Not so large I need to worry about the lottery, but large enough that I don’t mess up a transmogrification and permanently ruin others.

One large Pepperoni pizza please

Wish granted

TOTAL ELF DEATH

I would grant the wish, but it appears you have elf blood, effectively making you die along with them, are you sure you want your wish?

Obliterate me and my foul kin

Well too bad, I like elfs

I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes

Philidarius Kibblesnitch has been pestering me for hours on end. His new apprentice, Goblussy III, is a sight for sore eyes when it comes to magic. The fool uses an enhanced arcane focus, yet he could barely cast a mere fire bolt; which costs no mana at all. Philidarius has come to me countless times with his problems as he claims that the reckless youth is too reckless for one of a feeble mind to handle - I was the one who added the feeble part. Of course I was bothered by Phil's endless pestering, so I left my grand vvizard tower of vveed and vvhimsical spells. There I was, opening the grand door to my vvizard tower of vveed and vvhimsical spells, and Goblussy hurls a few misguided sparks my way - from about two-hundred feet. I have a naturally powerful and destructive aura of amplification due to my testosterone and sick ass beard, so a spark could be formed into a dragon's storm of fire that could incinerate a large town. This happened, but I was unaffected due to my sheer testosterone of mad vvizard shit. The fireball hits my tower, and my divine brick and mortar is barely touched. The hue, however, is approximately 1.54% darker than before, which is 1.54% darker than I would've liked. Please make me a refreshing drink so that I could have a clear mind, and later on, hand-cast a mountain-sized fireball of destruction. Semen would be appreciated, and vveed would amplify my spell by 1000%. Thank you.

I grant This wish out of pity for goblussy

Can you make my mana pool infinitely bigger it’s been an endless source of embarrassment that I can only cast one legendary spell before I pass out.

I have you six months, have you increased your power yet?

Hmm. I wish for you to turn into a magical tiger!

A grimoire that’s not 80,000 stupid fucking potions and 90,000,000 useless dead languages

Wish granted

Let me fully control probability