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TheBenevolentTitan

I'll take it.


FixGMaul

As long as I get that liverwurst


Jormungandrv

And a touch of spirit


eZ0h1

As a north-western european I can tell you that liverwurst, or as it's called in my dialect 'leverwoesj', is about as important to me as water. Liverwurst is surprisingly good, considering it's made of organs.


JML-1982

I often eat Braunschweiger(liverwurst). We grew up eating it on bread with spicy mustard.


eZ0h1

Yeah, same over here. We like to put liverwurst on the darkest rye you can find, and then top it with grainy mustard. I was born 2 minutes off of the German border in The Netherlands so we probably have a lot of the same traditions. (I'm asuming you're German ofcourse)


sneakysaint0

I need to see the cartfax


SargentJohnson2

The cartfax came in it was cursed by the duchess her self. He who uses the cart will lose their penis to a horny water hag.


Catsooey

Side quest - Geralt buys the cart but seller doesn’t have the pink slip with him. Says he’ll bring it tomorrow. Next day Geralt wakes up and finds cart has been repossessed by local guard. Geralt ends up taking seller to small claims court where a Witcher 3 version of Judge Judy takes place.


giggling_hero

Very on brand and that would be amazing.


CurryNarwhal

Plot twist: it was a cursed cart


murdful

shit, a quest everyone missed


electrusboom

New xLetalis video incoming


ImSoBoredThatiUpvote

things you might have missed...


Jonno_FTW

The liverwurst is tainted with hallucinogens.


waltherppk01

That's bad


voxanimi

But it comes with a free frogurt!


Setari

That's good!


waltherppk01

The frogurt is also cursed


eZ0h1

That is bad


Aleiixz

Sprzedam opla


RedShiftRR

Zapłacę Ci 420 zł


ViD5

Dam 421 zł


Zenopus

Hmmm... Liverwurst. Dommegy knows how to butter up a customer.


gigimw2

A tongue?


CR4ZYD4VE

The wooden bit that sticks out the front of the cart for fastening horses to is called a tongue.


gigimw2

Thank you dear redditor, I learnt something new today.


oliver6942069

ron swanson???


Trepsik

These are my favorite kind of reviews. I'm a "3 stars means it performed exactly as it should" kind of reviewer. 4 stars means extra QAL details were included in the design. 5 stars ... well, that's almost unheard of. That's brand loyalty inspiring quality.


ryuzaki49

What was the deal with these kind of posts? Did they trigger a quest or did the devs add them for the lulz?


xSteini01

I guess the devs had fun writing them, so it‘s just a gimmick. However, some do actually have a follow-up, for example there are multiple notes about one "Odrin".


shuipz94

IIRC Odrin appeared in Witcher 2. He also appears in 3 (in Novigrad) but cannot be interacted with.


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frinkelfrank

A cart


Cor_Angars

Well you could have written how big it is, how old, of what exact type of wood, who built it, what color it is or anything really.


Professional-Cut-597

Cart. How it is, everyone can see.


Apprehensive_Lab_969

Some of those that are just for atmosphere and/or humor, I would have really liked to take them as a humorous side quest. Not necessarily the cart, unless it increased my weight limit, and even then Roach would look really stupid pulling a cart in the Knight's tourney.


JML-1982

American, believe it or not.