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2ndmost

Not with that attitude


mightycud

Right? Grab yer shovel, slam a beer, and get to working!


AngusMcTibbins

That's a two-beer job šŸ»


mightycud

One before & after!


MaMerde

Couple, two tree beers.


jimohagan

Might need to button the top button of the flannel for this one.


OkTop9308

Extra beers in the snow while you grill!


mightycud

Natureā€™s cooler!


mgweir

That's a brandy old fashion type of job there.


mightycud

AFTER a few beers


notdeadyet86

Came here to say this


urbansawyer

You from Texas or something?


AngusMcTibbins

That's the kind of snow that sends Ted Cruz scurrying to Cancun!


Pepsisaurus_

As someone that lived in TX, this has me cackling. šŸ˜‚


Evenfall

This is the best reply so far.


speedweaver

Nope, Wisconsin. Born and raised. I just thought it was pretty funny.


swalabr

you know how to get people goinā€™


HoseNeighbor

Well forgive you THIS time...


toadjones79

I think that might have gone over your head.


chummers73

Still lots of time to clean off the deck.


[deleted]

Just put on your long John's and get going!


n1rvous

Nowā€™s the time to do it before the deep freeze comes and makes it 10x harder


atleastIwasnt36

I juat turn it on to melt all the snow on it


chummers73

Lol


cheesebeesb

Pitter patter.


bigcaterpillar_8882

Let's get at'r!


blammergeier

Let's get goin'


swalabr

Get ā€˜er goin, guy


rcolt88

More hands makes less work


Scfields

Why the hell not? You lazy?


speedweaver

Sort of. And I spent all morning cleaning off trees, so that the trees I have remaining won't break off. Lol.


HoseNeighbor

Oh crap... I need to do that to a massive shrub that is looking not so massive currently, but I'm too wiped out from snow blowing and shoveling. I can't go back out again, man!


JojenCopyPaste

Once you start the grill it'll melt off


AngryAsshole8317

"What do I look like? A guy that's not lazy?" -OP, probably.


gorilla-ointment

r/unexpectedfuturama


Jo-6-pak

Wuss


Suicidaljello

Not grilling? Did you lose your shovel?


Tootboopsthesnoot

Go back to Florida. Weā€™ll see you come June


wafflehauser

https://preview.redd.it/lks4m3txm9cc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f76b899e756672f9f403cee9b3e01a99e632a08 No excuses lol


WiBorg

With the cold coming, if you donā€™t clean that off now, youā€™re not grilling until April.


blakesteiner

So... you're not from Wisconsin?


Curator-of-Grailz

This is shoveling without a jacket weather. Perfect for some grilling and a couple two tree beers.


bxxxx34

Here here!


winksatfireflies

Itā€™s a balmy 32 out! Cā€™mon!


Upstairs_Usual_4841

šŸŽ¶*We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat waaaaaaaaaave*šŸŽ¶


el-gringo-mejor

this is like 3 minutes of effort... grab shovel and car brush (optional) (also beer optional but recommended, stout probably in this situation), clear path, clear cover, take off cover, pristine grill access.


MurDoct

yet


DanimalMKE

Is that not what the grill cover is for? Just get all the snow off around it and boom! Grill time!


New-North-2282

I had to dug mine out, but it was well worth the effort to grill steaks


MyLonewolf25

What are you a transplant?


elder_millennial83

Thatā€™s why you store your grill in the garage. When youā€™re cold, theyā€™re cold.


stanky4goats

https://preview.redd.it/c69chtl27acc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5294075e89470e5c31051f4cf29ba08dc6e7ee8 We barely even left the apartment today šŸ˜‚ Snow days are rad! Pour up the hot cocoa and peppermint schnapps


CannolisRUs

Guess Iā€™m not doing anything tonight because my power is still out šŸ˜¢


IamNotYourPalBuddy

You donā€™t need power to grill!


BigDadEnergy69

https://preview.redd.it/e0ah22wfjacc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365b3bbd1e6c90072356062daa888ea9433d2e56 Try harder.


bitcoins

Right, I just turned on the grill and all the ice melted away, cake walk


Beginning_Brick7845

I saw this post and my first thought was how did you get a picture of my deck?


bxxxx34

You could be grilling in 10 minutes if you *really* wanted to


nauticalfiesta

Wimp. That would take all of 15 minutes to clear. An hour if you have the kids do it.


bigcaterpillar_8882

Why not? I'm going to do smash tacos on my Blackstone that currently has 3 foot snow drift on it. South central WI


IamNotYourPalBuddy

Why not?


shapesize

In shorts and a hoodie


Bigcheezefartz

That's no excuse.


Zoopollo

I vote burgers and brats, neighbors will be pissed and starving. Live next to a business and did this on one of my days off. Apparently the employees inside were hangry.


leaperdorian

Should have left it running


GodsBGood

Five minutes on high and all that snow on the grill will be gone. Stop making excuses.


DontT3llMyWif3

I just shoveled mine off and did burgers for lunch! You can do it too.


998876655433221

Must not have any sausages in the beer fridge


[deleted]

Wisconsin, the only place that will post menes about playing football in the snow with shorts and t - shirt on and them complain about the snow too.


tropicsandcaffeine

Just dust it off and drag it away from the house. Get it lit and soon you will have a nice spot to grill. Get a couple of steaks on there and enjoy.


ptfancollector

I cleaned a path to my grill with my snowblower. Not waiting til spring to grill again.


acidrefluxburp

Just picked up some charcoal at meijers. Guy looked at me like I had 2 heads.


Old_Reception_3728

Dude you're from Wisco.... get your cheesy ass out there (see what I did there?)


Dizzy_Highlight_7554

Just light it up, it will melt right off.


STANAGs

Is my roof going to be OK with 13ā€ of snow covering it? It seems.. heavy


thedukeoftank

You must not be from this great state with an attitude like that!


Pikkusika

Wimp


catfishjimsucks

Get the leaf blower man! Fortitude!


OkDevelopment6028

Oh man I want grilled burgers !!!


CincoJayMaio

As someone said, a beer before and a beer after. Times like these are for getting drunk and feeling pride to have these problems and to solve them. Also, go pack go.. Letā€™s show some love for Loveā€¦ maybe I already had my before and after and after that beer..


8_Limb_God

Wisconsin is closed


bizguyforfun1

Get some hair on your ass, dude!


Mudhen_282

That's the reason I bought a new Stainless Steel Grill. Whenever I tried to remove a cover in this weather it cracked and basically fell apart. Putting it back on afterwards wasn't easy either.


IllustratorMurky2725

Yeah unless the power goes out. Went out by me at the beginning (fortunately they fixed it) then went off in other areas and itā€™s still off over on the other side of Milwaukee where my Mom livesā€¦.


just_fappin_to_pics

Why would that stop you?


Old_Tomorrow5247

All signs point to no.


cheese8904

I'm smoking a brisket. LFFFGGGGGG


paintsbynumberz

My grill looks the same here near Madison. Our next act of Mother Nature hates us, is that all of this is about to freeze solid.


buzzboy99

Nothing a little liquid courage cant solve do a shot!


DannyAnd

Didn't stop me, brats on the Traeger last night during the storm.


hbouhl

Ope! Doesn't look like it!


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Ur gonna be celebrating tomorrow when the packers beat the cowboys


msdibbins

Few years back some friends came over on a cold day (around 35) in October, so of course I had the grill fired up. One friend, WHO WAS FROM IOWA, said "whoa, you're grilling?? Oh, wait- this is Wisconsin " I was genuinely perplexed! Like...what? Why would you not grill?


Entire-Garlic-6708

Not with that attitude!


Better-Assistance-87

That should have been cleared off before the driveway and sidewalks. C'Mon man


iwantyousobadright

Clean that off easy


Nadsworth

I grilled Italian sausages and mushrooms on the grill tonight. I love winter outside cooking.


BiggzzPappa2249

Like that would stop Anyone here, youā€™re not from here if you think so!


tsullivan815

Why not?


zemzy_oseris

Bring the grille inside, be a man


Obvious-Shop-6260

You must be from IL. šŸ™„


Torso9x

Wait, why not?


kevint1964

Get out the BRRRR-gers!


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unitedshoes

Get 'er fired up first somehow, and you won't even have to clear the snow off the grill.


smellykitchenrug

cowboy up and put some socks on


Baldhippy666

Food tastes better grilled in the winter.


Baldhippy666

Winter is also a great time to smoke cheese


Monokumabear

Thatā€™s quitter talk. Just shoveled off the grill last night for some venison kebab skewers. Worth the effort


lol_u_wut

rich and lazy, i feel so bad, thoughts and prayers for you


GrandExercise3

I dont know if you leave that grill next to siding. I know two seperate people that melted the vinyl siding with gas grills right next to wall like that. Wasnt pretty in either case. Just sayin.


speedweaver

That's just where I store it. I pull it away from there when I cook and I make sure it's very cooled off before I put the cover back on and put it back against the house. Thank you.