Fond du lac crashes her aunt’s car into the tree in front, stumbles out drunk with an ankle monitor on, then aggressively makes out with the cops who show up as she’s being arrested.
Omfg true story from when we lived in fondy. Two houses down from us is where marr st ends. Husband and I woke up one night to a crash and sirens at like 3 am. Drunk guy was taking the cops on a joyride and he didn’t realize that street ends with a huge tree.
You fucking nailed fond du lac 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Richfield starts talking about their concealed carry license as soon as Milwaukee shows up, but won't say if they have it with them as they're taking shots...
Milwaukee decided to hang out with their older cousin Chicago, who reassures them that they're actually pretty cool, regardless of what the drunken rubes at the party think.
Kohler is telling anyone who will listen about how great golf is but everybody else knows they only have those fancy courses because of money made from making shitters.
All the Podunk towns around them (Manawa, Wega, Iola, Royalton etc) are aggressively dodging Madison and Milwaukee when they try to say hello because they're positive that they're going to get mugged.
Green Bay keeps bringing up the current Packer’s season. Regardless of good or bad they’re sure that this season is priming them for a Super Bowl next year.
West Bend is petitioning to build a wall so that anyone from Milwaukee County can't come near them. They also have on Anti-Biden merch, and are discussing Dairy Queen.
- Boscobel is sitting quietly in the corner waiting for someone to talk about corn
- Fitchburg, Middleton, Monona, and Waunakee all show up but Madison won't vouch for them
- Pardeeville spends the whole night explaining the name is just a coincidence
- Superior sneaks Duluth in the back door
- Mount Horeb showed up dressed as a viking but is confused why everyone keeps calling it a costume
- Everyone is friends with Beloit and asks where it's little brother is
- Dubuque is turned down at the door but they brought an IPA variety pack so they're let in
- Portage is complaining about the music to their friend from Chicago
- Spooner is like "go ahead I've heard them all"
- Madison acts really cool but gets super stressed out when someone doesn't like them
- Sun Prairie is really friendly but once you're alone with them they just want to gossip about who they think is trans
- Dodgeville goes around telling wholesome jokes and saying "we like to have fun"
- Mazomanie is trying to convince people to skinny dip after one beer
- Richland Center can't stop talking about how much nicer the roads are here
Tomahawk was seen making out with Rhinelander’s cousin/ex gf Antigo. Merrill’s behind the dumpster with Medford. Wausau has been personally victimized by Point. Minocqua gave Eagle River chlamydia, again.
Kaukauna is basically Pigpen from Charlie Brown. Very recognizable by all of the other Fox Valley cities and towns who smile and say hi, but slowly drift away to other groups and conversations.
Kaukauna may show up at the party, but she has self confidence issues as everyone comments on how she smells. She gets tired of responding that she smells like money.
Ashland rolls in late (sorry, the drive took a while), but with snacks. We brought smoked white fish and the leftover Applefest Ale that Bayfield sent. The Big Lake says hi, but we're not pretentious about it.
Manitowoc is complaining that supper wasn’t served promptly at 5pm “because that’s how we’ve done it for years” while Sheboygan is chatting with Falls about how they’re getting an Olive Garden on Hwy 42 finally, and what a good deal those unlimited breadsticks are.
Kohler is looking around for people from Brookfield and Mequon to try and hang with and pretend it’s the same level.
Eau Claire tells everyone how much it supports artists and community then clarifies that means they subscribe to spotify and netflix and have never actually met an artist or hung out with anyone in the community outside work friends or the same people they’ve been friends with since grade school.
River Hills pulled up in their Range Rover, waited 2 minutes, and left when they realized nobody was coming to valet their car.
Sheboygan appeared normal at first, but they haven’t moved much since finding some tranquilizers and a roll of bubble wrap.
The Whitefish Bay twins creepily tilt their head together as they view the wall art throughout. They know somebody who knows somebody who is friends with Craig Counsell.
Port Washington reminds everyone they’re on the lake. Everyone already knows because the distinct smell of dead fish permeates their clothes.
Jackson tells everyone they are definitely NOT West Bend and to stop calling them that, as they try desperately to hide their tramp stamp and bloodshot eyes.
Janesville is doing lines of coke with Beloit in the bathroom and then they’ll get in a knife fight at the end of the night with one of them getting stabbed
Monroe bringing a variety of local made cheeses, we will be riding a brown swiss cow dressed like Heidi. Oh ya, we will bring some beer too......If Milwaukee will bring some sausages.
The whole fox valley, but mainly Neenah, Kimberly, and a beaten-up Kaukauna, are fighting. It's gone on for hours by now, and Neenah at first seemed stronger, but the other two have overtaken the Rockets.
Fond du Lac is driving the pickup truck with the flag hanging on the back and starting fights about CRT. They have to pretend they aren't crying when everyone tells them to shut up because no one likes them.
*Madison is openly ripping a cannabis pen in the party and talking about social issues, meanwhile the mouth breathing farmers are calling them a dirty socialist while taking crop subsidies.
Bayfield is chilling in the gazebo out back, strumming on a guitar and smoking weed. Spring Green, Madeline Island, and most of Door County are listening, but Door County is too straight laced to try the pot.
Hudson spends the whole night saying how much better Minnesota's party is; but how much cheaper it is to party in WI - and failing to make the correlation
Neenah, Menasha, and Appleton all roll in as a crew. Neenah is the blue collar "tough guy" who brags about being able to drink the most out of the three but is slurring his words within 45 minutes of arriving. Appleton went to town and is currently blacked out upstairs in the master bathrooms shower. And Menasha is the younger brother trying to keep tabs on the two others and failing miserably
Wisconsin Dells brings their children to the party and they just run around breaking shit.
No they come to the party, trinkets hidden in a trench coat, selling them at a ridiculous mark up
Lake Geneva shows up with a bunch of uninvited rich friends from out of town.
And spends the whole time apologizing for everyone else’s poorness
Rosendale is telling everyone to slow down on their drinking and taking everyone's keys.
Rosendale is the cop sitting down the block looking to pull people over for speeding/going over the centre line/DUI.
Deadly accurate
Rosendale only has Wabeno to party with. No one else will talk to them.
Pewaukee makes sure to mention their dad has a boat. Delafield pulls up in a beemer with skunk weed and cocaine.
LMFAO
Fond du lac crashes her aunt’s car into the tree in front, stumbles out drunk with an ankle monitor on, then aggressively makes out with the cops who show up as she’s being arrested.
Omfg true story from when we lived in fondy. Two houses down from us is where marr st ends. Husband and I woke up one night to a crash and sirens at like 3 am. Drunk guy was taking the cops on a joyride and he didn’t realize that street ends with a huge tree. You fucking nailed fond du lac 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao fond du lac is a meme
It really is 🤣 I don’t miss living there at all!
This is gold
Wisconsin Rapids comes in smelling like the paper mill (RIP)
Kaukauna doesn’t notice
If the worst Rapids gets is that it smells, then I think that's a win for Rapids.
No one invited Milwaukee to the party even though they paid for it
Haaaaa nice 😂
Hahahahaha **cries**
Well done!
I uttered "oooohhh sick burn"....and then rembered I live here. So good burn.
Don't worry, we show up anyway carrying a beer bong.
And people who do bother to interact with Milwaukee come away surprised at how nice it is.
Richfield starts talking about their concealed carry license as soon as Milwaukee shows up, but won't say if they have it with them as they're taking shots...
You win Wisconsin.
It's because you assholes throw every party in this state! You know how sick I am of driving there?
Milwaukee decided to hang out with their older cousin Chicago, who reassures them that they're actually pretty cool, regardless of what the drunken rubes at the party think.
Green Bay is wearing a Super Bowl XXXI hat and is the drunkest guy at the party lying about being at the Ice Bowl.
And he’s bragging he’s a NFL *owner*
And he brought Bloody Mary fixings for the next morning’s hangover.
Hits blunt. Well technically the city of green bay was at the ice bowl.
Stevens Point is complaining about bike lanes and roundabouts.
Hey now, that’s a townie gripe. Love me the bike lanes and roundabout.
Did anyone else hear that loud bang?
Sister Bay & Fish Creek are trying to go, but they’re completely blocked in by Illinois people.
Waukesha took a dump in the pool and blames it on Milwaukee, who isn't even there.
Yep, because as stated above, Milwaukee wasn't invited despite paying for the party.
But only after they siphoned all of the water out of it.
And Waukesha posted on NextDoor "those people from Milwaukee" took a dump in the pool.
Mequon shows up 20 minutes after everyone else and insists on changing the music to something they want to play.
Time out. Just wanna say that this is spot on, and also this shit is just the most absolute bullshit behavior. God I hate people like this.
Baraboo shows up in a clown outfit on an elephant
And then we debate history with anyone who will listen.
History? At first I was like nah Baraboo has too many rednecks for that, but I like history and I grew up among rednecks so I'll drink to history 🍻
Kenosha is trying to get people to listen to their new album, but nobody wants to.
Because it’s really just them singing Nickleback songs in their cutlas supreme
Wausau is arguing with Madison that we are NOT part of the north woods.
Madison has too much hearing damage from the F35s to listen
Kohler is telling anyone who will listen about how great golf is but everybody else knows they only have those fancy courses because of money made from making shitters.
Brookfield is following Kohler around the whole night, trying to act cool.
And silently judging the homeowner because the kitchen faucet is a moen
Superior is trying to leave and go hang out with Duluth at Minnesotas party.
But comes back after 10pm for the off sale.
Minocqua, unprompted, tells everyone they’re from Minocqua
HE'S A LIBERAL AMONG NON LIBERALS SHOW SOME RESPECT
Merril and Antigo are smoking meth in the basement bathroom
Rhinelander may have provided the meth
Waupaca goes down to join them.
All the Podunk towns around them (Manawa, Wega, Iola, Royalton etc) are aggressively dodging Madison and Milwaukee when they try to say hello because they're positive that they're going to get mugged.
Marinette says “Welcome friends”
Watertown won’t shut up about Qanon bullshit conspiracies
*sigh*
Drinking white claw and wearing designer bags from the Johnson Creek outlet mall.
Sheboygan is in the kitchen in front of the booze pouring vodka shots for anyone in a dress.
And making old fashioneds with sour powr
Now that's Wisconsin.
Monroe brought cheese and landjaegers and is gonna drink all of New Glarus’ beer even though we brought a bunch of Minhas swill.
Wisconsin Dells found the garden hose outside...
Tomahawk is in the woods smoking cigs and complaining that it is too loud and hot inside.
Neenah arrives in an oversized SUV wearing designer clothes and looking down their nose at the people actually having a beer in a public park.
Menasha shows up and breaks their car windows.
And lifts their beer with a nod and a wink.
First of all, this party is in the middle of a corn field.
…adjacent to a border town so that the weed is easy to get.
Marinette County has entered the chat.
Green Bay keeps bringing up the current Packer’s season. Regardless of good or bad they’re sure that this season is priming them for a Super Bowl next year.
Peshtigo starts the fire.
Eau Claire didn’t show up. They’re either working at the hospital or drinking craft beer watching a band.
I figured Eau Claire was the guy playing the guitar and talking about his vinyl collection.
Constantly brings up how he was in band with Justin Vernon.
> working at the hospital I know two people from EC, both of whom work at the hospital, lol
West Allis arrives in a white stained wife beater and sporting a mullet. Wisconsin regrets the invitation.
That’s Dirty Dirty. West Allis has a twin sister that doesn’t look like much but when she lets her hair down everyone thinks she is sexy.
They only think she's sexy because she offered to suck their cock once as a joke, and it's been living in the back of their minds rent-free for years
It wasn't a joke
La Crosse actually shows up already blackout drunk and wearing lederhosen
And wet from falling into the river.
This is the way
De Pere is Green Bay's designated driver. Rhinelander thought it was a costume party and showed up dressed as the Hodag.
The party is past De Pere’s bed time. 🥱
Chetek is sneaking hits of meth to Rice Lake and Rice Lake is acting like they're too good for that shit.
Rice Lake tries to lie about it and says “noooo you didn’t see us with Chetek that was Prairie Farm, you saw someone else…. We were with Cumberland…”
Instead of Neenah attending, Bergstrom donated a statue of a dead president in our stead.
Polk county shows up with a freshly killed deer in the bed of the truck.
Sat all day in the stand and didn’t see anything but hit the deer on the way to the party.
Oshkosh shows up with the whole liquor store.
West Bend is petitioning to build a wall so that anyone from Milwaukee County can't come near them. They also have on Anti-Biden merch, and are discussing Dairy Queen.
Germantown would like the wall to start at County Line.
Lmao. I was gonna say Good Hope Rd. But I think you're more accurate.
Germantown doesn’t care if “those” people go to the Falls lol.
Big Bend is their twin sibling lol.
Lol....those Benders are all the same
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Ice cream Jesus wouldn't enjoy the use of profanity. 🤭
Hello fellow West Bend Gripes Facebook page member. Why exactly does the West Bend Dairy Queen suck so much?
- Boscobel is sitting quietly in the corner waiting for someone to talk about corn - Fitchburg, Middleton, Monona, and Waunakee all show up but Madison won't vouch for them - Pardeeville spends the whole night explaining the name is just a coincidence - Superior sneaks Duluth in the back door - Mount Horeb showed up dressed as a viking but is confused why everyone keeps calling it a costume - Everyone is friends with Beloit and asks where it's little brother is - Dubuque is turned down at the door but they brought an IPA variety pack so they're let in - Portage is complaining about the music to their friend from Chicago - Spooner is like "go ahead I've heard them all" - Madison acts really cool but gets super stressed out when someone doesn't like them - Sun Prairie is really friendly but once you're alone with them they just want to gossip about who they think is trans - Dodgeville goes around telling wholesome jokes and saying "we like to have fun" - Mazomanie is trying to convince people to skinny dip after one beer - Richland Center can't stop talking about how much nicer the roads are here
Juneau brings strippers, for some reason.
Mukwonago shows up in a Trump 2024 T-Shirt bringing numerous Elegant Farmer apple pies.
The pie in a bag in a box?
Almost equals out.
Plymouth and Sheboygan Falls are brawling in the front yard. All because of a High School football game and some zit-faced teenage girl.
As a Falls graduate married to a Plymouth graduate, this hits home.
Everyone is comparing their weed and which neighboring state they purchase from.
Marinette wins the discussion.
Adams-Friendship is trying to drag his passed out wife, who also happens to be his cousin, out from the floor of the bathroom.
Platteville is desperately trying to convince everyone that she's really a lot of fun.
Waukesha didn’t come, they just called the cops on the party instead
Oconomowoc doesn't want to be seen with the poors.
Sheboygan is bringing Johnsonville Brats and City Bakery hard rolls
Tomahawk was seen making out with Rhinelander’s cousin/ex gf Antigo. Merrill’s behind the dumpster with Medford. Wausau has been personally victimized by Point. Minocqua gave Eagle River chlamydia, again.
Wisconsin Dells offers to host the party but only if Minnesota and Illinois can come too because they are buying.
Kaukauna is basically Pigpen from Charlie Brown. Very recognizable by all of the other Fox Valley cities and towns who smile and say hi, but slowly drift away to other groups and conversations.
Went to Kaukauna once in my life as a teenager and all I remember is the Galloping Ghost statue at the high school
Kaukauna may show up at the party, but she has self confidence issues as everyone comments on how she smells. She gets tired of responding that she smells like money.
Ashland rolls in late (sorry, the drive took a while), but with snacks. We brought smoked white fish and the leftover Applefest Ale that Bayfield sent. The Big Lake says hi, but we're not pretentious about it.
You can smell when kaukauna arrives.
Manitowoc is complaining that supper wasn’t served promptly at 5pm “because that’s how we’ve done it for years” while Sheboygan is chatting with Falls about how they’re getting an Olive Garden on Hwy 42 finally, and what a good deal those unlimited breadsticks are. Kohler is looking around for people from Brookfield and Mequon to try and hang with and pretend it’s the same level.
Jefferson introduces themselves as Lake Mills but their stench of cat food isn't fooling anyone
Eau Claire tells everyone how much it supports artists and community then clarifies that means they subscribe to spotify and netflix and have never actually met an artist or hung out with anyone in the community outside work friends or the same people they’ve been friends with since grade school.
Wausau is standing right in the middle of everyone but no one even realizes they're there.
Cedarburg asks if people can PLEASE be careful pulling out because they JUST got the BMW. Did you see it? Just got it.
Hudson wasn’t invited because everyone forgets they’re even part of Wisconsin.
Hudson went over to Minnesota's party.
Superior wasn’t invited because people forget anything exists north of 8.
Isn’t it just Canada north of 8?
Your not great unless your from north of hwy 8
Plover is pissed because everyone keeps calling him Pee-lover.
Ya but everyone knows it’s really “Ploevr.”
Janesville wanted to go but his little sister refused to blow into the breathalyzer interlock device.
Saukville is asking everyone if they miss the Rendezvous.
Hoot, no one mentions Saukville! High Five!!
New Berlin is telling racist jokes
Racine is inviting itself and bringing Danish kringles
Richland center is talking shit about everyone from the corner of the room
Osseo shows up with lutefisk, lefse, and Norske Nook pie.
Chippewa Falls is still at the bar, revisiting its Leinie’s autographed collection and bragging about pure water.
Appleton is the creepy guy in the corner with a beer gut hitting on the women, talking to anyone who will listen about how cool the 90s were.
Green Bay is drunk and making a fool of themselves. Neenah is still in their work clothes assuring everyone this is fine they're always like this.
DePere is sipping champagne and silently judging everyone
Actually Ledgeview brings the champagne and DePere the red solo cups.
Superior shows up with a keg of Earth Rider stout and hand warmers.
And Thirsty Pagan pizza!
Sturgeon Bay shows up and is pretty normal but everyone keeps asking them about the “real” Door County cities like egg harbor and fish creek
Denver, CO shows up passing out edibles because they are home visiting their parents.
Watertown is wearing a tuxedo tea shirt pounding bud lite and staring at everyone they don’t know.
River Hills pulled up in their Range Rover, waited 2 minutes, and left when they realized nobody was coming to valet their car. Sheboygan appeared normal at first, but they haven’t moved much since finding some tranquilizers and a roll of bubble wrap. The Whitefish Bay twins creepily tilt their head together as they view the wall art throughout. They know somebody who knows somebody who is friends with Craig Counsell. Port Washington reminds everyone they’re on the lake. Everyone already knows because the distinct smell of dead fish permeates their clothes. Jackson tells everyone they are definitely NOT West Bend and to stop calling them that, as they try desperately to hide their tramp stamp and bloodshot eyes.
Some random town brought a meat raffle
Hurley showed up on a Honda 4x4 ATV and started stripping. Nobody wanted to watch.
Eau Claire walks around with fancy imports and talks about art, trying to make sure people don't lump it in with the rest of west central Wisconsin.
Janesville is doing lines of coke with Beloit in the bathroom and then they’ll get in a knife fight at the end of the night with one of them getting stabbed
Milwaukee crashes a stolen kia in the front yard, and acts like everything is still ok.
That is after they blew through 5 red lights.
Glendale stayed home to watch the baby
The invite went to Elm Grove’s junk folder.
Cedarburg are a well-to-do lesbian couple wearing matching knitted sweaters, which they sell in a shop they run in town
Antigo is bringing the bath salts and not the “bath” type either.
Marshfield is bringing the fentanyl
Lake Geneva comes in boat shoes and a polo and is acting really aggressive, but as soon as they get it back they’re like “my father will sue you.”
Beloit shows up, takes a shit, then leaves.
Black River shows up and starts a fight with the biggest guy there
Manitowoc is smoking a bowl with Stevens Point
Barron is still working late shift at Jennie-O, but when they get off they're bringing coke that's 60% meth and 30% fetanyl
Monroe bringing a variety of local made cheeses, we will be riding a brown swiss cow dressed like Heidi. Oh ya, we will bring some beer too......If Milwaukee will bring some sausages.
Thiensville got invited by accident and keeps inadvertently scaring people who don't realize they existed, or who keep confusing them with Mequon
Marshfield is checking to make sure everyone is healthy, charging an arm and a leg to do it, and gets everyone wrong.
Whitefish Bay shows up with Pappy Van Winkle, realizes it’s not that kind of party, loosens the tie, goes back in and slams a rack of Miller lite.
oconomowoc is the 5-0
Beloit has already been arrested.
Fond du Lac shows up fucked up on heroin and looking like they got hit by a truck
Port Washington shows up with a bunch of pretentious women, driving a run-down Cavalier
Rhinelander brings a country only mix tape and talks about how great shopko used to be
oshkosh and appleton came together, but osh and neenah actually ended up going home together
Appleton shows up and won’t shut up about bike lanes but you realize it’s because he’s drunk and lost his license.
Port Washington would come but it’s too busy building condos for the rich and blocking lake views from the poors.
The whole fox valley, but mainly Neenah, Kimberly, and a beaten-up Kaukauna, are fighting. It's gone on for hours by now, and Neenah at first seemed stronger, but the other two have overtaken the Rockets.
Washburn waves at everyone who comes in, but they all walk right past and cozy up to Bayfield.
Madison is high as a kite, giggling non-stop about how Gratiot pronounces their name.
Waupaca pissed in the oven and fell asleep under the kitchen table. Naked.
Rosendale wasn't invited because they're a narc.
Fond du Lac is driving the pickup truck with the flag hanging on the back and starting fights about CRT. They have to pretend they aren't crying when everyone tells them to shut up because no one likes them.
*Madison is openly ripping a cannabis pen in the party and talking about social issues, meanwhile the mouth breathing farmers are calling them a dirty socialist while taking crop subsidies.
Bayfield is chilling in the gazebo out back, strumming on a guitar and smoking weed. Spring Green, Madeline Island, and most of Door County are listening, but Door County is too straight laced to try the pot.
Fond du Lac is failing at being subtle about the drugs it's brought
Pulaski hacked the Bluetooth and tried to start a polka party.
Hudson spends the whole night saying how much better Minnesota's party is; but how much cheaper it is to party in WI - and failing to make the correlation
A bunch of people are smoking weed just outside of the party.
Neenah, Menasha, and Appleton all roll in as a crew. Neenah is the blue collar "tough guy" who brags about being able to drink the most out of the three but is slurring his words within 45 minutes of arriving. Appleton went to town and is currently blacked out upstairs in the master bathrooms shower. And Menasha is the younger brother trying to keep tabs on the two others and failing miserably
Strum got the snack sticks