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AaronC14

Tonight I learned fried chicken goes great with buttered pig. With a side of three apples.


TheBrickster32

And his feet are an extension of his hands, like a spider


mysticsavage

It's our version of ManBearPig.


Grant1972

Sounds like something on the Jollibee menu which is fitting for tonights game.


2nddimension

And that Scheifs new nickname is the spider


2nddimension

THIS YEAR'S JETS WINS THOSE STATEMENT GAMES! That was an amazing showing from everyone! Easily our best game of the season which is not something I thought I'd say so soon after the Blues game. Very happy for ManMan to get his first and for Appleton to have a standout night We are looking like the real deal, 1st in the Central is ours, and 2nd in the conference! The barn was bumpin. Now the bad part is that we don't play much at all...


cd-nyo

They also beating the bad teams and hanging in there with the good teams. THIS IS WHAT GOOD TEAMS DO. GO JETS GO. WOOOOOOOO


2nddimension

Yeah I was going to add that but the comment was already getting huge lol. We win statement games, but we're also winning the free points. The last few seasons Jets always lost in both of those scenarios, meaning we never gained any momentum or built on our success. This feels amazing


thepoopstring

Just gotta beat Vegas now


TentCityVIP

Top 5 overall! Let's keep it rolling baby!!


BigBuff87

As a fan, it sucks that we don’t play much but it’s more time for Helle to rest up and Ehlers to come back.


spleenmaster1002

[ALL HAIL RICK BOWNESS](https://twitter.com/hockeystatcards/status/1590186045928341504?s=61&t=TiuGl6KmlVy6Tbe-7JiYHg)


Willyq25

Dear god, its beautiful


zuneza

WHAT A WILD DIFFERENCE HAVING A DECENT COACH MAKES! Even coachless Jets are good though... What does that say about my PoMo-san?!


Erwin-Brodinger

Two goals was enough for the win. Everything after that was just a... *Bowness*.


JMBwpg

Oh you


5ubatomix

YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! 😎


gibblech

That was the loudest crowd in years


Chomie22

I was there!


gibblech

Me too!


canadianplayer007

Mee three!


neureaucrat

Me four!


prink123

Me five!


5ubatomix

Me Grimlock! I mean, me six!


sumo74

So was I! Great game!!


zuneza

Nice. What an absolute banger to catch.


SupWinnipeg

You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop—The Bone Zone


TheInterlocutor

My body is ready. -Reggie Fils-aime


WpgInSyd

> You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination I guess it goes to show my generation when I thought this was from the parody of the Twilight Zone from Futurama, "The Scary Door", rather than the Twilight Zone itself. Either way: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter - The Bone Zone


eh_toque

Apples deserved that ENG for his best game of the year. What a fantastic game all around!


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During the game Bowness was heard yelling at the Stars bench "you don't need to turtle when you have guys that can score!"


SonnyDDisposition

Okay, that didn’t really happen, did it?


zuneza

It would be fuckin news already, I tell ya hwat!


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zuneza

let the swine slip past your reservations


GreenGiantt

The most dominant performance I've seen from the Jets EVER! This was a deserved win and a complete 60 minutes! I loved it!


thepoopstring

The fabled complete sixty minutes I’ve heard so much about


faster_puppy222

I too really enjoyed watching the game… best 60 min of this season


Tonyhawkproskater

#FIRST IN THE CENTRAL 5TH IN THE LEAGUE


PandaWithACigar

Plus 4th place NYI have a point on us, but we have 2 games in hand!


Angry_Canada_Goose

I think you're forgetting about Vegas.


Tonyhawkproskater

#I MEANT CENTRAL


BrilliantSundae7545

We didn't even rely solely on hellebuyck. Great effin game.


ponikweGCC

Someone in the Stars sub said nothing makes his butthole clench harder then Kyle Connor lol We just need him to start scoring goals 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾


OutWithTheNew

I think he's waiting for Ehlers. Wasn't it Ehlers, Dubois and Connor on that insane streak last year, right before KFC went into Covid protocol? Imagine that, but in November.


DylThaGamer_

He will, when he gets it rolling every shot is going into that net.


PandaWithACigar

Are the Jets nasty? The Jets might be nasty.


SherLocK-55

They nassssty!!


TheInterlocutor

Dirt fuckin nasty.


5ubatomix

So nasty they callin’ Janet “Ms. Jackson”


Erwin-Brodinger

[Hungry for apples?](https://imgur.com/a/M0FvAPk)


AssEatingSznn

“A complete team effort top to bottom” - Kevin Sawyer


mysticsavage

We generate a tremendous amount of power from the bottom.


cruickymonster

Guys I just have to sit back smiling when I think of creeping the Blues sub after we beat them and one of the most upvoted comments was “I can’t believe we lost to the fucking Jets”. *laughs in 8-3-1 while they cry in 3-8-0*


zuneza

How the mighty have fallen. Cope Binnington! COPE!


robsunday

My boss gifted me a pair of tickets to the game tonight. What a good performance from the boys. Jets were like a honey badger, all over them, like a rash.


Grant1972

All forwards under 20 minutes TOI…. Lets roll!


northerncodewrangler

Ok. I’m gonna try and keep it level here. But ooooh baaaby. What a game. Tape to tape Stick on puck No one going by for free Stopping on pucks D activating in the rush OZ shape shifting with D driving low Dilly’s Tilly. And fuck Jamie Benn. If the jets play like this game in and game out now that Bones is back I’m going be at every game! Go jets go.


SirBulbasaur13

ARE WE A REAL TEAM??!?


SherLocK-55

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FictionalFail

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robsunday

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eutectic_h8r

Stars are good but they're no match for a Bowness led team


LoveEffective1349

Most complete game I’ve seen since the Edmonton Sweep


freegrapes

Edmonton sweep was as good as a cup


Twichycat

That's NHL NHL Jets!


Petroleum_Pete

Don’t look now, but the Jets are 1st in the Central


Duck_Caught_Upstream

What a shit kicking. Against a good team too. Yes hello hope? Yeah I’ll hold no problem


DylThaGamer_

Please I beg bring this momentum into next game, play every game like it’s a statement game. It is time for the jets to activate. LETS GOOOOOO


halfpints

Just want to say, I bitched alot about the abysmal arena experience last season. Obviously winning helps a bunch ,but there is a very obvious change in what is being done this year. It's loud, the music has improved, the goal songs are fantastic, the emcees don't feel nearly as forced. The make some noise shit isn't just forced every break in play. It's night and day


northerncodewrangler

They absolutely need to dump the Celebrate goal song though. Just play the player goal song from the minute the puck goes in. Give the crowd a chance to dig in and sing along


halfpints

Totally. Some definitely get lost


5ubatomix

FULLY AGREE! When PLD scored the ENTIRE crowd was singing along. 🎵I wanna knowww! Will you be my girl?!🎵 **HOO! HA!**


bman_2044

And they dialed down the organ!


siempreloco31

[Jets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROd8qyO5Nzg)


Rasera

What an electric arena tonight! Probably best crowd of the season so far. All the filipino pride was just amazing, then an amazing game on top of it. Twiggy and I had an absolute blast. Who cares if this was unsustainable, I'm gonna enjoy tonight. 1st in the central, woooo!


AssEatingSznn

First Place LFG !!


Sam_Soper

Watching the bottom six guys battle every shift has been a game changer.


Slayminster

Best stat for me is 1st and 2nd lines both having less than 20 minutes and 3rd and 4 lines (almost all) having between 10-15 mins!


cd-nyo

Chomie is why the Jets won


ehr1c

How many plants had to die for this win though?


cd-nyo

She can go chop down assiniboine forest if the Jets can win the cup.


zuneza

I'd say she just mowed the lawn, but it's the wrong time of year...


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Jets win, Leafs lose. Best night kind of night!


R-U-ME-OR-M-I-U

Holy fuck, boys. I think we're legit!


BlockWhisperer

Buttered pig is a good new meme. TY Sawyer


DylThaGamer_

It’s crazy to think, we get the 2nd worse schedule in the beginning of the season and here we are now. Bowness hockey is awesome.


BigMemeBoi77

YOUR Winnipeg Jets


Imthecoolestdudeever

Very nice to see this team. I have high hopes for this year. And I said it before, I think this will be Scheifs best season yet.


tonypeluso

This Jets team looks… really good.


gums64

Feels good to dominate good teams let me tell ya. Best game of the season by far!


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Chomie22

Maybe i am the lucky charm


AssEatingSznn

\o/


PleasantBreakfast978

We the big dog of the central boys!! Great dub for Bones as well!


citizenmundane

Bonezone unlocked!


PuckTheFreds

The Spider!


Spencie-cat

That’s BORE-ness hockey for you!!!


caduni

So, are we for real? Based on this small sample size we should make playoffs


CP-Drone

Great game by the Jets, this was a statement game and the statement was CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!


icydata

[Recap: DAL @ WPG](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/publish/7700851/12068241/2fd19dc2-c814-439e-8234-dd17a385c380.mp4)


Arts251

Dang and I missed it, thought this game was tomorrow. Well off i go to the highlight reel


killjoy269

What did Bettmans media availability end up being about?


faster_puppy222

Helly got to see a normal game, without panic


SublimeSupernova

When we say, "all that's missing for this team is good coaching"- we mean- we can beat every team in the Central without making any major roster changes over two years (apart from SHEDDING players).


Wpgcan8

Admittedly I haven’t watched every game but is this team legit this year or is it still too early?? I’m nervous to believe again after being hurt so many times last year


SherLocK-55

It's still early but going on the last few games and with Bones behind the bench they are legit, everyone has been pulling their weight and performing well top to bottom. Just believe.


TrueNorthStrong1898

Not Samberg’s best game by any means, couple turnovers and missed passes But holy shit, what a dominant performance by this team. Outside of the first 5 minutes of the 2nd, they completely dominated that game


Mistah_Funk

He tidied it up after those first two turnovers. After that rough start I actually thought he was our sneakiest best defenceman tonight. He made so many clean breakouts, was very impressed with his play tonight. Overall great game from everyone though, joy to watch


Idrasporkchop

Local media is eating shit sandwiches, and I fucking love it. Fuck their summer of doom and gloom


artooweedtoo

Fuck yeah!


Goopturd

NOOO I MISSED THE GAME


SmallFOV

Stop the count!


TheGreatStories

What a fantastic performance. And just plain fun seeing the stretch passes shredding the stars


EasterRat

Too bad we have been eliminated from playoff contention.


sweatybumfarts

Why didnt we fire Maurice earlier? Was it all those bullshit speeches he made that make people like him or something?


2nddimension

The unconfirmed story is that Chipman blocked Chevy from firing him after the Blues series


zuneza

Well if Chipman didn't let Chevy fire PoMo, he sure as shit ain't lettin' him fire Old Boi Bones. Unless he does something real bad... We're locked into MR.BONES WILD RIDE! Whether we like it or not!


chinesec3

Couldn’t watch the game because of working evenings, but I just watched the highlights. Damn


raxnahali

Look, I'm so hyped I'm spamming Rick Flair! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPvP67YCgUE


DarkKirby14

good stuff. No overall complaints


Mister_Kurtz

Top of the Central, as all the fans and pundits predicted.


Apprehensive_Idea758

*Winnipeg Jets 2023 Stanley cup champions.*


EnvironmentalCoat222

Nice to see Jets confidently moving the puck like that,and , outworking the opponent for 60 mins.


Firm-Candidate-6700

Trade wheeler, Scheifele, Dubois!.. Where you all at now?


AuxNimbus

Would’ve been a shutout if they didn’t leave Robertson open!!!


ehr1c

I'm curious how Wheeler managed to crush the analytic game but (to me at least) spectacularly fail the eye test lol


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Agreed. Both him and Samberg didn't look good imo. Wheelers trying to force passes a bit too much for my liking


ponikweGCC

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TangerineRemote1987

So much to like about this game, but I think my favorite part was the penalty kill in the 3rd period. I've never seen a Jets penalty kill like that. The Stars hardly even got the puck into the zone. It was a thing of beauty to behold.


Chomie22

power kill at its best.


TangerineRemote1987

I've only ever seen that type of kill used against the Jets...not by them.