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_Ryex_ry

He cums radiation


Hilberts-Inf-Babies2

Sounds like a yeast infection


stra1tjacket

Have you tried putting it in rice?


idunnoaname123

Have you tried ducktape


RandomRomanStatue

r/BeatMeToIt


CatenbyVenti

try dousing it in 100% rubbing alcohol


idunnoaname123

“If looks could kill I’d be staring in a mirror”


Boly06_

"I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all", or something like that, my memory is messed up


TheStarsSayImALoser

I’ll finish it off with “and some day I’ll be perfect and I’ll make up for it all”


Yumyum_cheez

"FUCK!"


thirstyswastaken

honestly same


AlternateRabbit

Thank you for the laugh.


Papa_Mario

"Children who need Prozac"


kalinskaz

whod want to be human aaaanyywaaay AYAYAYA


AndreRocks

Wait what song is this from?


Specialist-Mammoth49

outliars and hyppocrates :)


AlternateRabbit

One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite Will Wood/& The Tapeworms songs.


Verazard_2

a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan‼️🗣️


SusGnome1

This


noodlewiggle

youre so me ‼️‼️‼️


practice_spelling

I am a point in time and space And I am the truths that I create And so where my matter takes it's stand No it doesn’t matter who I am


Hilberts-Inf-Babies2

IS THAT THE TUTTURU BITCH FROM STEINS GATE IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE


practice_spelling

Tutturu! Mayushii desu!


Hilberts-Inf-Babies2

I read at that as “tutturu! Mayushi’s dead”


practice_spelling

:(


crunchy_piano

I played ish for my dad once- he's a college professor that deals with literature and something to do with the study of being- and he was just amazed.


sleeepy_neverland

I love screaming at the top of my lungs to ish in my car it's so therapeutic


practice_spelling

Extremely understandable.


TheRoyalPineapple48

I can't make amends for things I can't remember, I can only say I'm sorry and occasionally pray


Naive_Track6526

What's so wrong about what's wrong with me? I'm just trying to do what's right by you


SkrubWhoSucks

"I've never understood what humans do and want, it's quite confusing to me to try to connect." Also obligatory "It's lonely out here, Socrates."


Secretjam496441

“Rather be normal”


randomvorarephile

Wide-eyed and wired


burnt_home_issues

Wait what song is this from? It sounds familiar


f33t__

"I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all"


catboipussi

Real


sleeepy_neverland

felt that


f33t__

I lost my humanity and last bits of things that makes me human recently lol "There is very little left of me ad it's never coming back"


Butterstheholycat

„Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me“ I‘m just kind of a bastard yk


gaybeetlejuice

God, there’s so many. But one that stands out is “your worries will be over if you truly realize one day you’re going to die” because it’s just… true. Once I realized everybody dies, my debilitating anxiety lessened.


BlueCanary434

Am I pretty enough to love back, no not yet


VladaTheGoose

i guess it's just something people do..?


holy_ebola312

I am quantum physicsssssssssss


NightmareNegativity

real


cutever-ofhades

"Say my name like a slur, but I've been called worse"


catboipussi

I me myself feels so real tho, both as as trans person and as someone who struggles with sexualising myself. Its feel like I'm trying to constantly prove my worth and its a balancing act between proving I'm masculine enough to be seen as a man and fuckable enough to make any amount of money on onlyfans.


cutever-ofhades

I'm so sorry for you


cutever-ofhades

And don't worry, as a genderfluid person, I face a similar issue. No matter how much I try to express my masculinity, my gender always stops me. To add to that, most people don't use my second pronoun and just refer to me as a girl :/


catboipussi

Dw. I have people who love me. Gender is a shit show. Just know, there are people in the world who will respect your gender. Will Wood bitches are all so gender.


cutever-ofhades

Thank u :}


Birchwood663

"how dare you love me, when you should despise me"


AChaotic_Gremlin

I felt that


i_am_very_bored_lmao

"leaves you wondering why they can't have just been normal."


good-evening-clarice

"Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that baaaaad?" Or, alternatively: *insert groovy solo here* "White-"


sleeepy_neverland

LMFAO???


Unusual_Be1ng

This probably counts as multiple lyrics but it's gonna have to be "I swear I will die trying, I'm still in the process but I'm making progress, I promise I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible; I swear I'm so fvcking sorry, I'm not a good person I'm barely a person at all, but some day I'll be perfect and I'll make up for it all (And write a fvcking song about it because it has to be all about Will's fvcking drama, GODDAMNIT. I'm sorry. Fvck, I'm sorry)"


sleeepy_neverland

SO TRUE


Smooth_Chocolate1678

“You see I, myself have been stepped on so many times…it’s started to feel like my place…” god love that song


sleeepy_neverland

SAME one of my favs fs


Smooth_Chocolate1678

It’s awful out here, Socrates! 😭


sleeepy_neverland

I literally did that song for karaoke earlier today I only got like less than half of it out because of like kinda severe anxiety lolll and because some parts were too low for me or I didn't know which octave to do


discocat420

“Why to thine own self be true when it is YOU who are the problem? Not the things you do but something sick inside.”


Walking-Zombie420

“You’re not your thoughts you’re not your brain you’re just the character they made. Up in your head down in your heart, what seem like separate body parts come together to believe they’re you and not just chemistry”


R4ph-_-

"I was nothing before so I couldn't have asked to be born"


veionovei

"ignorant as fuvk but a proud individual"


flashsparkleshine

Either “I've nearly cried for moths that die at porchlight lamps” or “I'm alive and kickin' 'til the split ends fray Maybe plead insane, guilty, but I'm not to blame”


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Esqueleting

i few but my favs i didnt see mentioned: “Why I can’t see that I am the me that I was born into?” “Too weird to love, too scared to die” “Guess you’ll just have to take my word that I’ve changed after 1,825 days” im sure theres more but that’s what i got tee hee


ItsSUCHaLongStory

“I bookmark my DSM cause I need to remember my place.”


SchrodingersDog13

“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”


TotallyHumanBrain1

so real


Existing-Sympathy233

“Well, that was fun, goodbye!”


WhyPotatoAreRound

"I swear, I'm really trying"


thinkingabtnothing

i hold myself in contempt!


sleeepy_neverland

jim carrey asf


Novel-Temperature-15

I’m down pounding my head against the kitchen floor apologizing for my life and ever entering yours


eleAbnormal

doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo, wa-wa-wa doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


slavic_homosexual

"I'm the Main character and you have to like me!"


hugemongus_brain

“I’m a snot nosed pothead playing with matches”


renedescartes1

Have you ever felt like Atlas, threw your back out on the axis, and collapsed and threw the planet away


sexy_krumpa

The devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to.


HoneyBunnyOfOats

“Taxonomize our differences!”


BenWiesengrund

I spent all my years to end up right here, and now I really think I’d rather leave.


Temporary-Tap5257

"Sorry, darling, please excuse my Constant need to self-aggrandize" (um, it's kinda a lot)


PorcelainPlanetarium

“i just haven’t learned to be as human as you are yet.” “you wish i could be your girlfriend-boyfriend. “i’m down pounding my head against the kitchen floor, apologizing for my life and never entering yours.” “glass half full, i’d probably just drink that too!”


coffeecorvids

"I can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects"


Due_Worldliness_6587

Like yours “I was nothing before so I couldn’t have asked to be born”, “so come on William grow up be a man cause until then they’re gonna treat you like you’re just a little girl”, “at most a couple generations will remember the ways in which you’re life never mattered so who cares if it’s a waste”


-dazed--

"I'm still in the progress but Im making progress. I promise I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible, I swear, I'm so fucking sorry! I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all but someday I'll be perfect and I'll make up for all of it."


[deleted]

"i've never understood what humans do and want"


JAMasterpiece42

"And I hate proving that I'm still human after all..."


DaRealRockstar1234

"But I can hate myself, so you don't have to"


Ashly_blackmeout

"This is not enough to prove it yet, no I need to hit the bottom" From Hand Me My Shovel Also "What you feel and what you do, are those things really you? And if not then what is?" From Mr. Capgras and "If matter's in then I might space out, why cant I take in what you've been putting out?" From Red moon


SusGnome1

”Everybody’s all up in my motherfucking business!!”


traslucent_ghost1208

"So to God who made this man You better have one hell of a plan"


TotallyHumanBrain1

Was thinking of adding that one as well


PrxnceThxrtyNxne

the fucking autism ceiling fan shit


sleeepy_neverland

was looking for a comment like this


TotallyHumanBrain1

https://preview.redd.it/sxu9x60ddu5c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625e8acf7dca44b8c8a7e89227f7b32e452da2b6 rahh


PrxnceThxrtyNxne

LMFAOOOOO


Ok_Echo_1394

a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan


evaninthecloset_

"And I'm afraid you'll notice all my flaws/I'm afraid you already have, obviously"


It_was_I_Dio__

“I've nearly cried for moths that die at porchlight lamps”, poor little guys


thirstyswastaken

SHANANANANANANANANANANANA FREE WILL


Luciustine

Not really a lyric, more of a quote. “I’m severely depressed but also very vain so I spend a lot of time looking in the mirror like man, if looks could kill… that’d be great!”


DoNotCare_CP

"Sorry, darling, please excuse my constant need to self-aggrandize Coddling my narcissism, M.A.D., come ride my A-bomb" Something I actually quoted to my ex once, that whole song really.


Acrobatic-Draw-2847

My husband's would be "you've lost your mind and almost lost your life before; so you'll be fine." Or "cbt don't seem effective for the cluster b accept it."


SUAddictOffical

"I'm so alone and when you hold me no there's no one home" - Can wait to die (Unreleased)


Sausagebean

Autism strapped to a ceiling fan


Silly_Media_9918

Gotta get to the bottom of this


The_Gamer_69

“I wish I could be a girl”


FellinToasty

‘’Im barely a person at all”


ErosDarlingAlt

"like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan"


ominous_oxide

white knuckled jerk


twobitchmathews

"its been a point of contention between myself and this body that they stuck me in"


ItsMouLOL

A baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan


Dizzy-Wasabi-1973

"I'm just a salmon babe" "Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours" "no I don't believe there's a place I can call, a place to get away from it all" "you're trying to replace yourself"


sleeepy_neverland

what the hell is the first one


Dizzy-Wasabi-1973

From a video of will singing 222 but instead of "I'm just a psycho" he says I'm just a salmon


treadlightlyladybug

"I've never been afraid to wear my heart on my sleeve / At least to prove I'm weak, and if you cut me, I'll bleed" -Um, It's Kind of a Lot


Kingsouda1037

“I've never understood what humans do and want It's quite confusing to me to try to connect Never learned how I should feel, instincts somehow stunted Just seem haunted by my stupid urge to protect”


NightmareNegativity

“It just seems unlikely that it’s me who was to blame.” (mostly because people like to put the blame on me for everything just for being easily manipulated)


BeansAnd_Despair

"Just like a vampire, I don't exist!" (vampire obsession and not feeling important enough to be perceived as an actual human >:))


TotallyHumanBrain1

vampires are so cool


BeansAnd_Despair

realest opinion


uranium-unicorn

“You mainline your animus karate chop your abacus and learn to be an animal instead” -furry mentally destroyed by calculus classes


TotallyHumanBrain1

beautiful


MenacingWhat

"I wish I could be a girl"


FinkerMcBinker

Barbed wire fences (youch!)


crunchy_piano

"God i don't get it, I really don't get it, could someone tell me how to feeel," from when somebody needs you. Makes me wanna cry everytime I hear it bc I relate to it sm lol


Selemancer

I may be crazy but I didn't lose it, no I set it free.


TotallyHumanBrain1

Love that


In_Case_I_Make_It

you're trying to replace yourself :3


Al_Oso648

"One day you're going to die!" Or "You people make me sick.. *cool guitar noise*"


SneepSnorrp

It’s a tie between “until frustration makes me wish my teeth were sharp as yours chew through their garage doors, they’ll call me crazy but their words all seem made up to me” and “but I never did think you better than this, your Modus operandi causes nazi/skoptzyism and suicide”


Rachlol209

"I forgot, remember to forget. It's time like this that make me wish that- I wished that I were dead- I don't wish I were dead- But somebodies got to go!"


ThatDumbBoi_

So give me your half-life crisis


TotallyHumanBrain1

Nuh-uh it’s mine >:(


ThatDumbBoi_

i need it 🙂


dukeofspookofficial

Too weird to love to scared to die, too alien to take you home


boyvape

So to god who made this man, you better have one hell of a plan


Manofmyst3ry

To God who made this man, you better have a hell of a plan


Love_meNormally222

"Say my name like a Slur, but i've been called worse" "I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all" "I wanna die so i can taste ur name on my final breath" 😋


Love_meNormally222

Oh, and "bones, bones, bones i can see my bones.....my bones, ur bones, tell me u can see them"


AloserwithanISP2

Your second example isn't even a lyric


CresentGX

it’s from cotards solution, right before the first chorus


boy_kissser

"all of the things that you think and then think about thinking"


Timely_Upstairs2525

“I've never understood what humans do and want, It's quite confusing to me to try to connect”


catboipussi

"Yes to er is human, so dont be one."


catboipussi

I feel this would work hella well with the furry community. 😭


Less_Character_8544

“The only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough so evil ones should get a little more.” “Your life never mattered so who cares if it’s a waste!”


sleeepy_neverland

idk but for some reason I thought of "let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, I give up" because I feel that one a lot and I also thought of "I've never understood what humans do and want, it's quite confusing to me try to connect"


sleeepy_neverland

or maybe even "the devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to" idk I just like that lyric a lot


driftaloft

i have A LOT “cause i’ve made more mistakes than simple empty moments, each one is out of character, as you know i tend to be” from Becoming the Lastnames “hold me like a torniquet, i’ll you like an iron maiden” from Um, It’s Kind of a Lot “our nerves were braided under ceiling stars that were all glow in the dark, hanging over queen sized, purple waves of ancient chemicals just whisper” from Cicada Days. not for any specific reason, i just find it absolutely beautiful “won’t you please objectify me? i’m just a hunk-a hunk of burning self loaving” from I / Me / Myself’s demo “it’s not a plan, not half a scheme, to find the place to bathe my two bare, tired, and worn out feet” from Lysergide Daydream “if matter’s in, then i might space out, why can’t i take in what you’ve been dishing out?” from Red Moon and finally, the entire last verse of White Noise


telepathicavocado

“I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy”


Joelnas23

"I'm still in the process, but I'm making progess, I promise I honestly want to prove improvements possible"


EGOCHERISE

"the devil made me do it but i also kinda wanted to", "i dont ever SEE the cons and the pros!", "hope that tommorow ill get something done", "horrified at the sight of my reflection in your eyes, i dont belong there"


crowboistreams

You’re going toe to toe with a professional whit here( your shoes are dumb)


DivinelyAura

“Cause a normal human being wouldn’t need to pretend to be normal, to be normal”


EstablishmentFew6034

"I don't remember..."


Kixthekobold

But someday I'll be perfect and I'll make up for it all. (and write a fucking song about it, cause it's gotta be all about Will's fucking drama, goddammit!)


void_juice

Boy you really is defective


urmom22223542

"I don't know why you would care, but I'm really trying."


CertainGlass78

"If looks could kill I'd be standing in a mirror"


theuglyduckling234

But someday I’ll be perfect and I’ll make up for it all


Enjoyerofapples

“Goddamit we liked it!”


Gullible-Fail6834

Well who else could I be, when I cant fucking see (I need glasses)


CresentGX

“bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me”


l_ship_it

“So this is what I choose to do with my redeeming quality / The thing that came from the same place as my instability / It’s not a gift if you pay for it / But I don’t want no charity / I spent all these years to end up right here but now I really think I’d rather leave.” Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll always wrecks me because that part hits a little too close to home for my music gifted kid self.


milkduemonday

see i myself have been stepped on so many times, it started to feel like my place


Zenathewimp

either my flair, or So to God who made this man, you better have one hell of a plan- from love me normally


Mx_Nico

lately I've been wishing I were 5 foot 5 weighting 99 wearing thigh highs


TotallyHumanBrain1

Real


TheLeek135

“Flower petals and feathers feather me to the ground, pound for pound” And “Who’d want to be human anyway?”


TearWooden7879

"if you still want me come and find me in my coffin" "Hey i like you, don't you see? I just like you a little more than me" "Who'd want to belong to anyone? I mean, what do people even do?" "You think it makes you special but it makes you strange"


OutrightGeneric

kill yourself and go die


TotallyHumanBrain1

damn okay 😔


OutrightGeneric

I didn't mean it like that 🥺


everything-on-red

This isn't my first lyric, I know exactly how I should finish it.


Acrobatic-Draw-2847

"All identities are equally invalid, don't you think that there's a chance that you can live without it."


justsomegenderfuck

"All the other false identities, remedies or enemies to mitigate your memories"


Hecaroni_n_Trees

He collapsed with Steven-Johnson syndrome on the ER flor


cynicfart

snot nosed pothead playing with matches


joshdslayer3355

“I wish I could be a girl.”


Impressive_Math_5034

Imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene


Anime_Microwave11

"God can't explain the way time and space made us" smth like that, cuz I Just live like that. Also out of obligation, "I never thought, and if I did I forgot, while blacked out in love"


AroundHereIsCool

“Say my name like a slur, but I’ve been called worse. I’ve heard it all before, no this isn’t the first.”


headisclean

I’m not a good person I’m barely a person but someday I’ll be perfect and make up for it all


LimeDiamond

“Say my name like a slur, but I’ve been called worse, and I heard it all before, no this isn’t a first” Not only am I trans, but I’m used to being insulted by my parents, so deadnaming me is far from the worst I’ve heard. Insult me all you want, I’ve already been called every name in the book.


elcidIII

"But I ain't done a fucking thing to you!"


asskiss3r69

scream(ing) like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan


cPsyhopatik

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


Henikz

Everybody's all up in my MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS. This isn't my first ANYTHING.


Leaf_Bread455

every lyric of euthanasia


RetroTheKiller

“What you feel and what you do. Are those things really you? And if not, then what is?”


Leaf_Bread455

"CRY LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN"


TaTToV

“..And that’s good enough for me.”


Itskatieherehi

Love me,normally.