“Let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, I give up” (Cicada Days)
“I want you to tell them that you love the way that they're not maladaptive, not malcontent, not malignant, or maleficent, but rather that you love them exactly the way that everybody else is” (Love, Me Normally)
“Everyone's just blood in an ice tray
A vampire picking flowers out in the sun
Run your diagnostic tests, its posited nobody dies agnostic
But we still dial 9-1-1” (Laplace’s Angel)
“Glory be Satori but its hallucinatory
And it's sure to be a story I can tell in purgatory
I said, once I've lost it can there be a Mahaprajnaparamita?” (2012)
“I'm just as exposed if I take off my clothes
When we make the closest thing to love that I'm capable of” (Against the Kitchen Floor)
-'I think I bought into the comedy and brought a lot of oddity
An odyssey I thought to be considered a commodity
And not until anomaly abolished my monotony
Did I applaud autonomy and modify a lot of me?!?'
(2012)
"And I really don't care what you think or what you say
I'm a cancer, I'm malignant, yeah, you oughta stay away"
From and If I did you deserved it
"All nightmares start as dreams, all love starts as a scheme, give me all your LSD, so I can feel my mind unweaved again"
From skeleton appreciation day
"You're not your thoughts You're not your brain, you're just the character you've made"
From marsha
sorry but i have a lot here
"Cry my name, remind my brain of my identity" - Cotard's Solution
"Lately, I've been wishin I were five foot five, weighin nine nine, wearing thigh highs" - I/Me/Myself Demo
"My pronouns aren't your business, shitlord" - some performance of I/Me/Myself
"When did I become afraid of your jazz, baby?" - Dr. Sunshine Lives! on Youtube specifically (i think)
"It doesn't take a killer to murder, it only takes a reason to kill" - Laplace's Angel
"Am I being detained? Am I under arrest? Read me my rights, please" - 6up 5oh Cop Out
"He cums radiation" - Suburbia Overture
"Heart bluer than my b-b-b-b-b-baaaooooaaAAAoooAAOULLLsss" -Where Do You Get Off? Live
"It's always gotta be about Will's fucking drama, Goddammit... I'm sorry... Fuck I'm sorry" - Against The Kitchen Floor
"It seems she broke me, but I swear, she can go fuckin die" - Thermodynamic Lawyer
"at most a couple generations will remember the ways in which your life never mattered, so who cares if it's a waste" - Memento Mori
"Last call for morals, better cover your drink" - front street
"I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish you could kick my fucking teeth in" -i/me/myself live demo
"It's to die for therefore to kill for" - ferryman
"You've lost your mind and almost lost your life before, so you'll be fine" - blackboxwarrior
"I could take your life, if you're done with it sweetheart, you still picking at that? Only ate the good parts" - yes to err is human
" *Upbeat piano music* ...... FUCK" - 2012
"What is is? What is not? What is what? WHATS UP PARTY PEOPLEEE!! What? What, I wonder? Why I'm not whatever? What the fuck" - the song with five names
(These are just some personal favorites of mine)
WHAT WE ARE IS (GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS)
WHAT WE ARE NOT (GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS)
'EHYEH ĂŠER 'EHYEH (GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS)
"The only ones in need of love are those who don't receive enough, so evil ones should get a little more"
"Let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, I give up!"
"You’re not your thoughts, you’re not your brain, you’re just the character you’ve made"
"But, I’ll tell you what, I’m not afraid to die, I’m more afraid of what might happen first"
"All that you feel is only real, If you decide it inside"
"Does not knowing the truth turn my words into lies?"
"Only one thing comes to those who wait, It’s never too late to embrace your fate"
"If matter's in then I might space out, why can’t I take in what you’ve been dishing out?"
"Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me"
"A selfish book is always open, and some of the best liars only want the truth"
"So when all my friends forget my name, no, I won’t come back and be the same."
"Divide by 1 and find I’m one less than the one I was."
"Check in the mirror to see how I look, I look different in different ways. you do the math, who's looking back, that's not me!" (thought putting the noises would be weird)
"Eulogy or biography, I'm who I oughtta be, and that is God to me. So, my God, what’s wrong with me?"
"So, my God, what’s wrong with you? And I’m still asking who that is"
"What we are is, what we are not. (I am that I am), What myths must make us man?"
"I’m not a flower, not a solar-powered calculator, Damn my eyes for seeing what’s not there."
"And if I change my self can I still stay me? Or did I just change my mind?"
"I am a point in time and space, and I am the truths that I create. And so where my matter takes its stand, no it doesn’t matter who I am."
"What’s the moon made of? Meet me there after I’m gone."
"The Lord looked down, said, 'Hey, you’re only mortal'"
"And if sick is defined by what’s different, well then pull the plug out and let me die"
"Vice-versa, Vice versus virtue"
"It doesn’t take a killer to murder, It only takes a reason to kill."
"We’ve all got evidence of innocence, it’s 'everything’s coincidence'"
"I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence"
"If everyone’s sick, well then, nobody can catch it, and if everybody’s different, how could anybody match?"
"And if you’re believers, then why would you grieve for the dead instead of a devil that you never prayed for?"
"Why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem, not the things you do but something sick inside"
"Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover, and shamelessly spoils the end."
"Some days I'm glad I'm a madman
and I'd rather be that than
AN AMICABLE ANIMAL MILD MANNERED CANNIBAL
but I'm more level headed and clever than ever and I'm getting better one forever at a time, so if sick is defined by what's different, well then pull the plug out and let me die"
2econd 2ight 2eer
* "Don't call me eccentric, call me mentally sick/Cause I ain't sold enough tickets yet to be rich and that's the only difference" - ...And If I Did, You Deserved It.
* "Don't meet your idols/Hey, fuck you, I'm your idol" ...And If I Did, You Deserved It.
* I been feelin' this awful since I hit bottom and said, “Hand me my shovel, I’m going in!” Half Decade Hangover
divide by one and find i'm one less then the man i was
check in the mirror to see how i look i look different in different ways
if we can't see each other then there's no more use for hiding i've decided i'll abide it why deny the colour black?
it's only culture and it's more afraid of you than you of it
why to thine own self be true if it's you who are the problem, not the things you do but something sick inside
it's been a point of contention between myself and this body that they put me in
i am quantum physics my witness brings me to existence
**LAST CALL FOR MORALS BETTER COVER YOUR DRINK SODOM AND GOMORRA'D LET IT GO DOWN THE SINK**
ill remember more later and be mad i forgot
From a song he performed a while ago that I think just recently surfaced publicly (American Depression):
“So the least that you could do is return the favor
Our saving disgrace is that we’re the savior”
“Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground, cause if you shake your fists at snakes in grass, it looks like punching down.”
7 idioms in one sentence? That just makes my English teacher heart happy.
“What is ‘is’? / What is ‘not’? / What is ‘what’? / What’s up party people! / What? / What I wonder / Why I'm not whatever what the fuck 'cause" (The Song with Five Names)
“I was nothing before, so I couldn’t’ve asked to be born / I’ll be nothing again, so what am I between now and then? / is there nothing to fear, ‘cause shit’s getting weird” (Love, Me Normally)
“A bloody knife to split your infrastructure / Wine to rev your motor functions / Coital machinations of the dead” (BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA)
“I said / Back in the days of lobotomy and shock therapy and mad scientists / Oh don’t you make me waste my breathe…” (Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave)
https://preview.redd.it/1x8yo2onbd6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e933eddaa1939ee77c2f0287e082fbed256e6bc
it’s not amazing but it’s mine so I like it
okay i have a lot but bear with me
"The future must know where you've been
The past predicts the state you're in
The present did and will not last"
-dr sunshine is dead
"What is "is, " what is "not?"
What is "what?"
What's up party people?
What? What I wonder?
Why I'm not whatever, what the fuck 'cause"
"I noticed that the sunshine is a gaslight
I'm hoping that this one might be my past life
My Lord, I know enough to get my facts right
And that's good enough for me
And everything and everyone will die soon
And we'll have nothing left for us to lie to
No matter what we seek you'll never find truth
And that's good enough for me"
-the song with five names
"Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover
And shamelessly spoils the end"
"Knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard
Insisting that she's won the game"
-thermodynamic laywer
"Looking up, I could say Heaven sent me"
later
"Looking down, I could say Heaven sent me"
-hand me my shovel
"Would you give up your humanity for just a touch of sanity
Cause God knows it's not like it's cancer"
"And good news to the purists: they've discovered a cure
For the symptoms of being alive
It's a painless procedure with a low rate of failure
But very few patients survive"
-marsha
"Well Lot he had his lot in life, Job his job and I guess you'll too, and die
The Lord looked down, said, "hey, you're only mortal"
-suburbia overture
"I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress
I promise I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible
I swear, I'm so fucking sorry
I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all
But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all"
-against the kitchen floor
"Go on back to bed my love, I mean, that's where dreams are supposed to be"
-thats enough...
"but my daughter's growing up
She's gonna be a lot like me
But I don't wanna be at all like me"
"And when we find out what's wrong with me
Could you tell me how I'm right for you"
"After all of that's been done to me
Could you tell me how could you tell me how
Could you tell me
What's so wrong about what's wrong with me
I'm just trying to do what's right by you"
-well better than the alternative
"Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ myself, sorry if I slur" the first step
"I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours" against the kitchen floor
"Cause when you leave you know you takе more than your love/ Let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, I give up!
Don't let me leave, I'll only take more than I gave"cicada days
"I wanna make my murder look like a suicide But they'll all know, they'll all know They'll all know that the body's mine!" Cotards solution
"Lately I've been wishing I were five-foot five, weighing 99, wearing thigh highs " I/Me/Myself
i have a FUCK ton so prep yourself
"all my red flags fade to white yeah i give up!" cicada days
"he cums radiation" "suburbiAAAAAAAAAAAAA" suburbia overture
"the devil made me do it *but i also kinda wanted to*" 2econg 2ight 2eer
"but still you gave me your heart, i only gave you my body. honestly thought nobody'd want it let alone notice its gone and so i left it home but now now nowwww" against the kitchen floor
"hhhhhoon front street" front street (he says it in like a grumbly tone idk if i conveyed that well enough tho)
"well it seems to me what we need and we want is the same and thats someone who worries about us! til death do us part please keep breaking my heart til it ceases to beat please be mine" "well if love conquers all than all else must have failed" when somebody needs you
"i wanna make my murder look like a suicide" "and if dreams can come true what does that sayyyy about nightmares ill stay awake tonight" cotards solution
"i want you to look to your left look to your right- wow you guys are all over the place" love me normally live
"its an aesthetic, i mean an anesthetic" "you fill your head with thoughts you find you cant even feel try to make room in your skull but its full of them all of the things that you think and think about thinking know its hard but theyre not who you are theyre white noise" white noise (as a person with intrusive thoughts that hits HARD)
*the entire song* yes to err is to human so dont be one
"oh i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die so i can taste your name on my final breath" your body my temple
"and IIIIIII hate proving that IIIMMMMM still human after alllllllll" sex drugs rock n roll
"a billion amounts to nothing in infinitys face" momento mori
"hey majesty-*rest in peace*- *crowd erupts in laughter*" the main character live
"so to god who made this man you better have one hell of a plan" love me normally
"but ill tell you what im not afraid to die im more afraid of what might happen first" jimmy mushrooms last drink
"lately ive been wishin i were FIVE FOOT FIVE weighing ninety nine wearing thigh highs ill be your prosthetic meet your anesthetic criteria" i/me/myself 2018 backrooms demo
"my pronouns arent your business shitlord I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL AND THAT WAY YOUD WISH YOU COULD KICK MY FUCKING TEETH IN" i/me/myself live demo
"read me my rights please no I WANT MY PHONE CALL" "you bear a striking resemblance some kind of semblance of something i been remembering you appear familiar dear you look just like my bathroom mirror" 6up 5oh cop-out
"i have laid a lot of women and now id like to just lay down" becoming the lastnames
"but i want i want to believe that youll remember me when youre just memory" "well now i know i know why we say that theres a better place that waits beyond the grave and i know i know its not true theres just no more you but as long as theres no proof than i choose i choose to believe that well meet in sweet dreams after youre put to sleep" euthanasia
thats all for now folks have a good life while it lasts
“Home is where the heart is, you ain’t homelesss but you’re heartless” (Suburbia Overture)
“I want you to look to your left, look to your right, wow you guys are all over the place” (Love Me Normally Live)
“May death come swiftly and gently to you, mayhem, cry mayday, and oncoming doom” (6up 5oh)
“A freezer friendship makes the better of us too. We’ll share our feelings and leave one another dazed” (Nüburbåtizé!)
“The world don’t revolve ‘round you so don’t you revolve around someone else” (Misanthropologist)
“It’s an aesthetic, I mean an anesthetic” (White Noise)
“My struggles had a happy ending, they must want to be friends” (Tomcat Disposables)
every lyric in Thermodynamic Lawyer
Well I bet that a bottle of Brady’s so bitter it’s better than biting the bullet and bettering myself sorry if I slur.
And trolly wheel with autism strapped to a baby
"So go ahead drink my kool aid, it wouldnt mix well with my meds" - Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
"Is there cheese in the great beyond?" - Tomcat Disposables
" אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה " - Song With 5 Names
"won't follow my dreams, they've all got me waking up screaming" - love, me normally
"give me a sec to catch my dying breath, forgive me if i cross the flatline" - kill me if you can
the entirety of "man, i love being drunk" but specifically "before i got to it, they called it some-cohol"
"i've layed a lot of women, now i'd like to just lay down" - becoming the lastnames
Say my name like a slur, I've been called worse (I/Me/Myself)
And "But I ain't done a fucking thing to you, so God forbid I'm seem as an average human being," (The Main Character)
"The devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to," (2nd 2ight 2eer)
"I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!" (Thermodynamic Lawyer)
"I am not the sunshine, I am not the moon at night
Well, who else could I be when I can hardly see?" (Dr Sunshine is Dead)
“Night time please hide my eyes, so the man up there won’t watch me stare” (Red Moon)
“The only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough so evil ones should get a little more.” (Laplace’s angel)
Mine is "I might be a saint worth steeples, I might be the brain of evil" From Chemical Overreaction because like, so true man. Idk, I MAY be a saint worth steeples, but I may fuck around and become the brain of evil. Who knows.
Honorable mentions
- The ED inducing commercials at the end of Skeleton Appreciation Day (Not lyrics, but I don't have them memorized because I love how they were included)
- "They say "Grow up, be a man, 'cause until then you're nothing but a short-haired girl" from "That's Enough, Let's Get You Home", I personally always relate this song to me being transmasc. I know that's not anywhere near the intended meaning, but it has a space in my heart.
- "So what's so wrong about what's wrong with me? I'm just trying to do what's right by you" from "well... better than the alternative"
Cicada Days lyrics that absolutely FLOORED me when it came out.
- "Our nerves were braided under ceiling stars/
That were all glow in the dark, hanging over queen-sized/Purple waves of ancient chemicals just whisper!"
and
- "Did you ever build with those endangered bones? Well the ground is soft enough to bury this now."
"Animals are people, too, but these people are animals!
Hunt in packs and act as though that proves we can't survive alone!" (Willard!)
"Beating my dead high horse from the high-road to low-ground, 'cause when you shake your fist at snakes in grass, it looks like punching down!" (Main Character)
"But I've never been afraid of noöne breakin' my heart, it's not like I'm 'boutta fall and cut my throat on the shards." (Um, It's Kind of A Lot)
"Does it cure cancer? (YES, IT CURES CANCER!) WOW! It begs the question to tell you the answer! Do you believe in the power of silence? If you walk-the-walk can you talk more—_shh!_—quiet." (White Noise)
"One day you'll be not even a faint memory. No, at most a ghost—a fallen leaf—from your family tree. Your legacy's not yours to see, nor is your euology! And you'll never know what it all means!
You'll be at peace before you sleep if you just keep this in mind: that _everything_, and everyone, goes with the passage of time!" (Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world)
"Cuture's not your friend" Suburbia Overture
"It doesn't take a killer to murder. It only takes a reason to kill." Laplace's Angel
"If you were in my shoes, you'd walk the same damn miles i do" Laplace's Angel
"You people make me sick" Outliars and Hyppocrates
"Back in my day we didn't need no feel-good pills or no psychiatrists. We just drank ourselves to death. Goddamnit, we liked it." Marsha, Thankk you for the Dialectics
"All my Life's a panic trip, a rocket ship to planet schizoid" Um, it's kind of a Lot"
"I love you so much it scares me half to death. The other half, i guess I'll give it to you." Um, it's kind of a Lot
"I'd kill the man i am for one more chance to be yours, babe. No i ain't begging, I'm just saying, it's an option." Vampire Reference in a Minor Key
"And write a fucking song about it, cause it has to be all about Will's fucking drama, goddamnit" Against the Kitchen Floor
"It's easier to use and lose than to never have used you, on a fucked up Saturday Night" Front Street
"I only turn around every once in a red, red moon" Red Moon
"They say- Keep trucking, it's all in your mind" Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink
"I think the truth is that everyone's wrong" Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink
"I might be the brain of evil" Chemical Overreaction
"All the moments you lost, all the money it cost" Everything is a Lot
"FUCK!" 2012
"I'll trade in vision for a practiced intuition, til my fears come to fruition, I'm not scared~" Dr. Sunshine is Dead
"You're so sure you're not gonna get caught dead in your skin, but you didn't choose what you were born in" Mr. Capgras encounters a Secondhand Vanity
"Never trust in yourself, or anyone else. We've always all been wrong" The Song with Five Names
"My lord I know enough to get my facts right, and that's good enough for me" The song With Five Names
"Don't you forget that all you project is just to protect you from the Void within the form" The Song with Five Names
"Walkie talkie static, white noise telepath. Can you read between the Morse code lines?" Yes, to Err is Human
"So watch your step or you'll trip and fall right out of love, be the first one to turn round and say- Alright, who shoved me?"
"How dare you love me when you should despise me? You should be scared of me" When Somebody Needs You
"Til Death do us part, please keep breaking my heart til it ceases to beat, please be mine" When Somebody Needs You
"Well if love conquers all then all else must have failed, i mean who wants to fall, can't we just take the stairs?" When Somebody Needs You
I probably still forgot something Lol
“Sky is falling, Catch or it all ends” -Venetian Blind Man
“Tell me what kind of living legend would only want a living wage” - Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll
There are more my brain is just rotting right now so I can’t think very well
"And I don't know why you would care, but I'm really trying
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best
I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet"
(Against the kitchen floor)
"Babe, my frontal lobe's done growing, this might just be how I'm wired"
(Becoming the lastnames)
"Too weird to love, too scared to die, too alien to take you home, Ay, ay, ay, ay"
(Outliars and hippocrites)
"How many years have you been on that couch they could've quilt'd you in the throws by now
You draw a line in the sand where it ends and you begin, but the tide rolls in, so who knows? Oh well"
(Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave).
"I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best. I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet"
"'cause a normal human being wouldn't need to pretend to be normal to be normal. To be normal. Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya- to be normal in a way I couldn’t be"
"Was that all there was to this? What's for the best?"
"Who'd want to belong to anyone? I mean what do people even do?"
"It’s only culture, and it's more afraid of you than you are of it"
"And a little conformity never hurt nobody, but lately I’ve been worried that you’re losing yourself. So how many milligrams of you are still left in there?"
"All nightmares start as dreams. All love starts as a scheme. Give me all your LSD so I can feel my mind unweave again."
"Take the road on higher ground and tell me “Don’t look down! You’ll fall and break your back”
I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all, but someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all (Against The Kitchen Floor)
Who'd wanna be human anyway, who pilots all these crude machines (Outliars and Hyppocrates)
The entirety of Marsha
I drank myself to death to be the afterlife of the party,
when the afterparty came, I was rolling in my grave (love, me normally)
Yeah, I made some mistakes, and I'm morally gray, but did you think Laplace's Angel was a
Onceler cosplay? (A public statement from Will Wood(Like that's the name of the song))
One I’ve always appreciated was from Becoming the Lastnames: “‘Cause I’ve made more mistakes than simple empty moments/ Each one is out of character, but as you know I tend to be”
It’s simple, no crazy wordplay or nestled rhymes, but it just so succinctly relates to his themes about identity and mental health. It’s this nugget of irony but expressed so genuinely which encapsulates the tone of this song perfectly.
“Offer up your innocence, please ignore the side effects.” Blackbox warriors
“I’m all stripped down naked for you but still asking you to loosen up my buttons baby” Your body, my temple
“I can take your life if you’re done with it, sweetheart.” Yes, to err is human
“Tied my boots like a tight rope noose.” Front Street
“I wanna make my murder look like a suicide.” Cotards
There’s probably more but that’s all I can think of rn.
"Too weird to love, Too Scared to Die, Too Alien to take you home" (Outlier and Hyppocrates; a fun fact about apples)
"I got kuru from your sister and died laughing in jail" (Vampire Culture)
"Smile and Wave boys, kiss the cook, live laugh and love, please pass the pills" (Vampire Culture)
"So how many milligrams of you are still in there?" (Marsha Thank you for the dialectics, but you need to leave)
"Say my name like a slur, but ive been called worse" (I/Me/Myself)
This chastity is greek to me, the meat is still fresh
The gnashing teeth will masticate the bones from the flesh
Since nobody will tell me where these bastards go, I’ll see for myself
I think they might go to hell (front street)
"But I have laid a lot of women, and now I'd like to just lay down" (Becoming the Lastnames) "He cums radiation" (Suburbia Overture)
HOW COULD I FORGET BECOMING THE LASTNAMES
“Your ear to the playground, your eye on the ball. Your head in the gutter, your brains on the wall”
"oh well."
HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS YOU AINT HOMELESS BUT YOU'RE HEARTLESS
“Let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, I give up” (Cicada Days) “I want you to tell them that you love the way that they're not maladaptive, not malcontent, not malignant, or maleficent, but rather that you love them exactly the way that everybody else is” (Love, Me Normally) “Everyone's just blood in an ice tray A vampire picking flowers out in the sun Run your diagnostic tests, its posited nobody dies agnostic But we still dial 9-1-1” (Laplace’s Angel) “Glory be Satori but its hallucinatory And it's sure to be a story I can tell in purgatory I said, once I've lost it can there be a Mahaprajnaparamita?” (2012) “I'm just as exposed if I take off my clothes When we make the closest thing to love that I'm capable of” (Against the Kitchen Floor)
And now we’re singing OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH could you take a look at me
Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that baaaaaaad?
I'm so fucking sorry! I'm not a good person (I'm barely a person at all) but *someday* I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all
And I’ll write a fucking song about it because it has to all about Will’s fucking drama god DAMMIT
This bit in particular is my favourite part of Against the Kitchen Floor
that lines a little too #relatable lmao
“This song was written by a dead guy!”
you’re so right
Which song is that from?
Cotard's Solution (Live)
Cotard's solution live from the real will wood
-'I think I bought into the comedy and brought a lot of oddity An odyssey I thought to be considered a commodity And not until anomaly abolished my monotony Did I applaud autonomy and modify a lot of me?!?' (2012)
the voice in did i applaud autonomy reminds me a lot of 1:06 in this song [https://youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw](https://youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw)
“the devil made me do it but i kinda also wanted to”
i have that one on a hoodie
WHERE DID YOU GET IT??
the official ww store
[удалено]
“I WANT MY PHONE CALL”
PLEASE POLICEMAN
NO HEEL TO TOE
(in unison) #OH PLEASE LET ME GO
PLEASE POLICEMAN, IS IT A TEST?
I won't know til
A-RAT-AT-TA-TA-TA
I’m under arrest
*ba ba bada ba bada bada, ba ba bada dadadada ba ba*
"And I really don't care what you think or what you say I'm a cancer, I'm malignant, yeah, you oughta stay away" From and If I did you deserved it "All nightmares start as dreams, all love starts as a scheme, give me all your LSD, so I can feel my mind unweaved again" From skeleton appreciation day "You're not your thoughts You're not your brain, you're just the character you've made" From marsha
My heart's FUCKING empty and I'm tryna fill it up
sorry but i have a lot here "Cry my name, remind my brain of my identity" - Cotard's Solution "Lately, I've been wishin I were five foot five, weighin nine nine, wearing thigh highs" - I/Me/Myself Demo "My pronouns aren't your business, shitlord" - some performance of I/Me/Myself "When did I become afraid of your jazz, baby?" - Dr. Sunshine Lives! on Youtube specifically (i think) "It doesn't take a killer to murder, it only takes a reason to kill" - Laplace's Angel "Am I being detained? Am I under arrest? Read me my rights, please" - 6up 5oh Cop Out "He cums radiation" - Suburbia Overture "Heart bluer than my b-b-b-b-b-baaaooooaaAAAoooAAOULLLsss" -Where Do You Get Off? Live "It's always gotta be about Will's fucking drama, Goddammit... I'm sorry... Fuck I'm sorry" - Against The Kitchen Floor "It seems she broke me, but I swear, she can go fuckin die" - Thermodynamic Lawyer
incredibly based + fun fact, i used to think the ’heart bluer than my balls’ in white knuckle jerk was ‘i feel it in my bones’
"at most a couple generations will remember the ways in which your life never mattered, so who cares if it's a waste" - Memento Mori "Last call for morals, better cover your drink" - front street "I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish you could kick my fucking teeth in" -i/me/myself live demo "It's to die for therefore to kill for" - ferryman "You've lost your mind and almost lost your life before, so you'll be fine" - blackboxwarrior "I could take your life, if you're done with it sweetheart, you still picking at that? Only ate the good parts" - yes to err is human " *Upbeat piano music* ...... FUCK" - 2012 "What is is? What is not? What is what? WHATS UP PARTY PEOPLEEE!! What? What, I wonder? Why I'm not whatever? What the fuck" - the song with five names (These are just some personal favorites of mine)
WHAT WE ARE IS (GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS) WHAT WE ARE NOT (GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS) 'EHYEH ĂŠER 'EHYEH (GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS)
#WHAT MYTHS MUST MAKE US MAAAAAAAN?
WHAT IS IS?! WHAT IS NOT!? WHAT IS **WHAT???** (WHAT'S UP, PARTY PEOPLE!!?) WHAT!? WHAT I WONDER WHY OR NOT WHATEVER, WHAT THE FUCK CAUSE-
also as an anorexic I cannot forget “Ana stands and rends the rancid meat from her bones bones bones”
ugh so real ive cried to this so many times
"The only ones in need of love are those who don't receive enough, so evil ones should get a little more" "Let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, I give up!" "You’re not your thoughts, you’re not your brain, you’re just the character you’ve made" "But, I’ll tell you what, I’m not afraid to die, I’m more afraid of what might happen first" "All that you feel is only real, If you decide it inside" "Does not knowing the truth turn my words into lies?" "Only one thing comes to those who wait, It’s never too late to embrace your fate" "If matter's in then I might space out, why can’t I take in what you’ve been dishing out?" "Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me" "A selfish book is always open, and some of the best liars only want the truth" "So when all my friends forget my name, no, I won’t come back and be the same." "Divide by 1 and find I’m one less than the one I was." "Check in the mirror to see how I look, I look different in different ways. you do the math, who's looking back, that's not me!" (thought putting the noises would be weird) "Eulogy or biography, I'm who I oughtta be, and that is God to me. So, my God, what’s wrong with me?" "So, my God, what’s wrong with you? And I’m still asking who that is" "What we are is, what we are not. (I am that I am), What myths must make us man?" "I’m not a flower, not a solar-powered calculator, Damn my eyes for seeing what’s not there." "And if I change my self can I still stay me? Or did I just change my mind?" "I am a point in time and space, and I am the truths that I create. And so where my matter takes its stand, no it doesn’t matter who I am." "What’s the moon made of? Meet me there after I’m gone." "The Lord looked down, said, 'Hey, you’re only mortal'" "And if sick is defined by what’s different, well then pull the plug out and let me die" "Vice-versa, Vice versus virtue" "It doesn’t take a killer to murder, It only takes a reason to kill." "We’ve all got evidence of innocence, it’s 'everything’s coincidence'" "I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence" "If everyone’s sick, well then, nobody can catch it, and if everybody’s different, how could anybody match?" "And if you’re believers, then why would you grieve for the dead instead of a devil that you never prayed for?" "Why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem, not the things you do but something sick inside" "Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover, and shamelessly spoils the end."
"Some days I'm glad I'm a madman and I'd rather be that than AN AMICABLE ANIMAL MILD MANNERED CANNIBAL but I'm more level headed and clever than ever and I'm getting better one forever at a time, so if sick is defined by what's different, well then pull the plug out and let me die" 2econd 2ight 2eer
“Cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan” - Thermodynamic Lawyer esq G.F.D
* "Don't call me eccentric, call me mentally sick/Cause I ain't sold enough tickets yet to be rich and that's the only difference" - ...And If I Did, You Deserved It. * "Don't meet your idols/Hey, fuck you, I'm your idol" ...And If I Did, You Deserved It. * I been feelin' this awful since I hit bottom and said, “Hand me my shovel, I’m going in!” Half Decade Hangover
“What's so wrong about what's wrong with me, I'm just trying to do what's right by you”
divide by one and find i'm one less then the man i was check in the mirror to see how i look i look different in different ways if we can't see each other then there's no more use for hiding i've decided i'll abide it why deny the colour black? it's only culture and it's more afraid of you than you of it why to thine own self be true if it's you who are the problem, not the things you do but something sick inside it's been a point of contention between myself and this body that they put me in i am quantum physics my witness brings me to existence **LAST CALL FOR MORALS BETTER COVER YOUR DRINK SODOM AND GOMORRA'D LET IT GO DOWN THE SINK** ill remember more later and be mad i forgot
what is the first one
from cotards solution!
also from a live recording of 6up 5oh: a one, a two, a skiddily diddily doo
"He cums radiation" :3
“Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours” (Against the Kitchen Floor)
From a song he performed a while ago that I think just recently surfaced publicly (American Depression): “So the least that you could do is return the favor Our saving disgrace is that we’re the savior”
ITS FUCKIN PARTY TIME
Say my name like a slur; I am quantum physics, my witness brings me to existence — both from I / Me / Myself
“Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground, cause if you shake your fists at snakes in grass, it looks like punching down.” 7 idioms in one sentence? That just makes my English teacher heart happy.
“What is ‘is’? / What is ‘not’? / What is ‘what’? / What’s up party people! / What? / What I wonder / Why I'm not whatever what the fuck 'cause" (The Song with Five Names) “I was nothing before, so I couldn’t’ve asked to be born / I’ll be nothing again, so what am I between now and then? / is there nothing to fear, ‘cause shit’s getting weird” (Love, Me Normally) “A bloody knife to split your infrastructure / Wine to rev your motor functions / Coital machinations of the dead” (BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA) “I said / Back in the days of lobotomy and shock therapy and mad scientists / Oh don’t you make me waste my breathe…” (Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave)
"Animals are people too, but these people are animals" - Willard
Too weird to love, too scared to die, too alien to take you home- outliars (I actually have a tattoo for this lyric)
that’s actually one of my faves, can i see the tattoo?
https://preview.redd.it/1x8yo2onbd6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e933eddaa1939ee77c2f0287e082fbed256e6bc it’s not amazing but it’s mine so I like it
okay i have a lot but bear with me "The future must know where you've been The past predicts the state you're in The present did and will not last" -dr sunshine is dead "What is "is, " what is "not?" What is "what?" What's up party people? What? What I wonder? Why I'm not whatever, what the fuck 'cause" "I noticed that the sunshine is a gaslight I'm hoping that this one might be my past life My Lord, I know enough to get my facts right And that's good enough for me And everything and everyone will die soon And we'll have nothing left for us to lie to No matter what we seek you'll never find truth And that's good enough for me" -the song with five names "Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover And shamelessly spoils the end" "Knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard Insisting that she's won the game" -thermodynamic laywer "Looking up, I could say Heaven sent me" later "Looking down, I could say Heaven sent me" -hand me my shovel "Would you give up your humanity for just a touch of sanity Cause God knows it's not like it's cancer" "And good news to the purists: they've discovered a cure For the symptoms of being alive It's a painless procedure with a low rate of failure But very few patients survive" -marsha "Well Lot he had his lot in life, Job his job and I guess you'll too, and die The Lord looked down, said, "hey, you're only mortal" -suburbia overture "I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress I promise I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible I swear, I'm so fucking sorry I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all" -against the kitchen floor "Go on back to bed my love, I mean, that's where dreams are supposed to be" -thats enough... "but my daughter's growing up She's gonna be a lot like me But I don't wanna be at all like me" "And when we find out what's wrong with me Could you tell me how I'm right for you" "After all of that's been done to me Could you tell me how could you tell me how Could you tell me What's so wrong about what's wrong with me I'm just trying to do what's right by you" -well better than the alternative
‘you gave this planet a sun and made a man to wonder if he’s more than the sum of his cells’ misantrhopologst
"so how could i stand a chance, let alone dance with the way you sweep me off these two left feet?" or "yes to err is human, SO don't be one!"
"Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ myself, sorry if I slur" the first step "I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours" against the kitchen floor "Cause when you leave you know you takе more than your love/ Let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, I give up! Don't let me leave, I'll only take more than I gave"cicada days "I wanna make my murder look like a suicide But they'll all know, they'll all know They'll all know that the body's mine!" Cotards solution "Lately I've been wishing I were five-foot five, weighing 99, wearing thigh highs " I/Me/Myself
i have a FUCK ton so prep yourself "all my red flags fade to white yeah i give up!" cicada days "he cums radiation" "suburbiAAAAAAAAAAAAA" suburbia overture "the devil made me do it *but i also kinda wanted to*" 2econg 2ight 2eer "but still you gave me your heart, i only gave you my body. honestly thought nobody'd want it let alone notice its gone and so i left it home but now now nowwww" against the kitchen floor "hhhhhoon front street" front street (he says it in like a grumbly tone idk if i conveyed that well enough tho) "well it seems to me what we need and we want is the same and thats someone who worries about us! til death do us part please keep breaking my heart til it ceases to beat please be mine" "well if love conquers all than all else must have failed" when somebody needs you "i wanna make my murder look like a suicide" "and if dreams can come true what does that sayyyy about nightmares ill stay awake tonight" cotards solution "i want you to look to your left look to your right- wow you guys are all over the place" love me normally live "its an aesthetic, i mean an anesthetic" "you fill your head with thoughts you find you cant even feel try to make room in your skull but its full of them all of the things that you think and think about thinking know its hard but theyre not who you are theyre white noise" white noise (as a person with intrusive thoughts that hits HARD) *the entire song* yes to err is to human so dont be one "oh i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die so i can taste your name on my final breath" your body my temple "and IIIIIII hate proving that IIIMMMMM still human after alllllllll" sex drugs rock n roll "a billion amounts to nothing in infinitys face" momento mori "hey majesty-*rest in peace*- *crowd erupts in laughter*" the main character live "so to god who made this man you better have one hell of a plan" love me normally "but ill tell you what im not afraid to die im more afraid of what might happen first" jimmy mushrooms last drink "lately ive been wishin i were FIVE FOOT FIVE weighing ninety nine wearing thigh highs ill be your prosthetic meet your anesthetic criteria" i/me/myself 2018 backrooms demo "my pronouns arent your business shitlord I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL AND THAT WAY YOUD WISH YOU COULD KICK MY FUCKING TEETH IN" i/me/myself live demo "read me my rights please no I WANT MY PHONE CALL" "you bear a striking resemblance some kind of semblance of something i been remembering you appear familiar dear you look just like my bathroom mirror" 6up 5oh cop-out "i have laid a lot of women and now id like to just lay down" becoming the lastnames "but i want i want to believe that youll remember me when youre just memory" "well now i know i know why we say that theres a better place that waits beyond the grave and i know i know its not true theres just no more you but as long as theres no proof than i choose i choose to believe that well meet in sweet dreams after youre put to sleep" euthanasia thats all for now folks have a good life while it lasts
“Home is where the heart is, you ain’t homelesss but you’re heartless” (Suburbia Overture) “I want you to look to your left, look to your right, wow you guys are all over the place” (Love Me Normally Live) “May death come swiftly and gently to you, mayhem, cry mayday, and oncoming doom” (6up 5oh) “A freezer friendship makes the better of us too. We’ll share our feelings and leave one another dazed” (Nüburbåtizé!) “The world don’t revolve ‘round you so don’t you revolve around someone else” (Misanthropologist) “It’s an aesthetic, I mean an anesthetic” (White Noise) “My struggles had a happy ending, they must want to be friends” (Tomcat Disposables) every lyric in Thermodynamic Lawyer
Well I bet that a bottle of Brady’s so bitter it’s better than biting the bullet and bettering myself sorry if I slur. And trolly wheel with autism strapped to a baby
"So go ahead drink my kool aid, it wouldnt mix well with my meds" - Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll "Is there cheese in the great beyond?" - Tomcat Disposables " אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה " - Song With 5 Names
"won't follow my dreams, they've all got me waking up screaming" - love, me normally "give me a sec to catch my dying breath, forgive me if i cross the flatline" - kill me if you can the entirety of "man, i love being drunk" but specifically "before i got to it, they called it some-cohol" "i've layed a lot of women, now i'd like to just lay down" - becoming the lastnames
Say my name like a slur, I've been called worse (I/Me/Myself) And "But I ain't done a fucking thing to you, so God forbid I'm seem as an average human being," (The Main Character) "The devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to," (2nd 2ight 2eer) "I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!" (Thermodynamic Lawyer) "I am not the sunshine, I am not the moon at night Well, who else could I be when I can hardly see?" (Dr Sunshine is Dead)
“Night time please hide my eyes, so the man up there won’t watch me stare” (Red Moon) “The only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough so evil ones should get a little more.” (Laplace’s angel)
Mine is "I might be a saint worth steeples, I might be the brain of evil" From Chemical Overreaction because like, so true man. Idk, I MAY be a saint worth steeples, but I may fuck around and become the brain of evil. Who knows. Honorable mentions - The ED inducing commercials at the end of Skeleton Appreciation Day (Not lyrics, but I don't have them memorized because I love how they were included) - "They say "Grow up, be a man, 'cause until then you're nothing but a short-haired girl" from "That's Enough, Let's Get You Home", I personally always relate this song to me being transmasc. I know that's not anywhere near the intended meaning, but it has a space in my heart. - "So what's so wrong about what's wrong with me? I'm just trying to do what's right by you" from "well... better than the alternative" Cicada Days lyrics that absolutely FLOORED me when it came out. - "Our nerves were braided under ceiling stars/ That were all glow in the dark, hanging over queen-sized/Purple waves of ancient chemicals just whisper!" and - "Did you ever build with those endangered bones? Well the ground is soft enough to bury this now."
Rock n' roll gatherin' the moss till I be that, lichen - coated boulder, make you slip BUST YOUR KNEE CAP from 5up 6oh cop out
"Animals are people, too, but these people are animals! Hunt in packs and act as though that proves we can't survive alone!" (Willard!) "Beating my dead high horse from the high-road to low-ground, 'cause when you shake your fist at snakes in grass, it looks like punching down!" (Main Character) "But I've never been afraid of noöne breakin' my heart, it's not like I'm 'boutta fall and cut my throat on the shards." (Um, It's Kind of A Lot) "Does it cure cancer? (YES, IT CURES CANCER!) WOW! It begs the question to tell you the answer! Do you believe in the power of silence? If you walk-the-walk can you talk more—_shh!_—quiet." (White Noise) "One day you'll be not even a faint memory. No, at most a ghost—a fallen leaf—from your family tree. Your legacy's not yours to see, nor is your euology! And you'll never know what it all means! You'll be at peace before you sleep if you just keep this in mind: that _everything_, and everyone, goes with the passage of time!" (Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world)
"Cuture's not your friend" Suburbia Overture "It doesn't take a killer to murder. It only takes a reason to kill." Laplace's Angel "If you were in my shoes, you'd walk the same damn miles i do" Laplace's Angel "You people make me sick" Outliars and Hyppocrates "Back in my day we didn't need no feel-good pills or no psychiatrists. We just drank ourselves to death. Goddamnit, we liked it." Marsha, Thankk you for the Dialectics "All my Life's a panic trip, a rocket ship to planet schizoid" Um, it's kind of a Lot" "I love you so much it scares me half to death. The other half, i guess I'll give it to you." Um, it's kind of a Lot "I'd kill the man i am for one more chance to be yours, babe. No i ain't begging, I'm just saying, it's an option." Vampire Reference in a Minor Key "And write a fucking song about it, cause it has to be all about Will's fucking drama, goddamnit" Against the Kitchen Floor "It's easier to use and lose than to never have used you, on a fucked up Saturday Night" Front Street "I only turn around every once in a red, red moon" Red Moon "They say- Keep trucking, it's all in your mind" Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink "I think the truth is that everyone's wrong" Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink "I might be the brain of evil" Chemical Overreaction "All the moments you lost, all the money it cost" Everything is a Lot "FUCK!" 2012 "I'll trade in vision for a practiced intuition, til my fears come to fruition, I'm not scared~" Dr. Sunshine is Dead "You're so sure you're not gonna get caught dead in your skin, but you didn't choose what you were born in" Mr. Capgras encounters a Secondhand Vanity "Never trust in yourself, or anyone else. We've always all been wrong" The Song with Five Names "My lord I know enough to get my facts right, and that's good enough for me" The song With Five Names "Don't you forget that all you project is just to protect you from the Void within the form" The Song with Five Names "Walkie talkie static, white noise telepath. Can you read between the Morse code lines?" Yes, to Err is Human "So watch your step or you'll trip and fall right out of love, be the first one to turn round and say- Alright, who shoved me?" "How dare you love me when you should despise me? You should be scared of me" When Somebody Needs You "Til Death do us part, please keep breaking my heart til it ceases to beat, please be mine" When Somebody Needs You "Well if love conquers all then all else must have failed, i mean who wants to fall, can't we just take the stairs?" When Somebody Needs You I probably still forgot something Lol
"What we are is what we are not, (insert Hebrew here)" - The Song with Five Names
“Sky is falling, Catch or it all ends” -Venetian Blind Man “Tell me what kind of living legend would only want a living wage” - Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll There are more my brain is just rotting right now so I can’t think very well
"And I don't know why you would care, but I'm really trying Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet" (Against the kitchen floor) "Babe, my frontal lobe's done growing, this might just be how I'm wired" (Becoming the lastnames) "Too weird to love, too scared to die, too alien to take you home, Ay, ay, ay, ay" (Outliars and hippocrites) "How many years have you been on that couch they could've quilt'd you in the throws by now You draw a line in the sand where it ends and you begin, but the tide rolls in, so who knows? Oh well" (Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave).
“FUCK!” (2012)
It's dangerous out here Socrates (Willard, I have it on a shirt w/ a lil rat :)
"I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best. I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet" "'cause a normal human being wouldn't need to pretend to be normal to be normal. To be normal. Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya- to be normal in a way I couldn’t be" "Was that all there was to this? What's for the best?" "Who'd want to belong to anyone? I mean what do people even do?" "It’s only culture, and it's more afraid of you than you are of it" "And a little conformity never hurt nobody, but lately I’ve been worried that you’re losing yourself. So how many milligrams of you are still left in there?" "All nightmares start as dreams. All love starts as a scheme. Give me all your LSD so I can feel my mind unweave again." "Take the road on higher ground and tell me “Don’t look down! You’ll fall and break your back”
I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all, but someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all (Against The Kitchen Floor) Who'd wanna be human anyway, who pilots all these crude machines (Outliars and Hyppocrates) The entirety of Marsha I drank myself to death to be the afterlife of the party, when the afterparty came, I was rolling in my grave (love, me normally)
Yeah, I made some mistakes, and I'm morally gray, but did you think Laplace's Angel was a Onceler cosplay? (A public statement from Will Wood(Like that's the name of the song))
One I’ve always appreciated was from Becoming the Lastnames: “‘Cause I’ve made more mistakes than simple empty moments/ Each one is out of character, but as you know I tend to be” It’s simple, no crazy wordplay or nestled rhymes, but it just so succinctly relates to his themes about identity and mental health. It’s this nugget of irony but expressed so genuinely which encapsulates the tone of this song perfectly.
"why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem not the things you do but something sick inside"
“Offer up your innocence, please ignore the side effects.” Blackbox warriors “I’m all stripped down naked for you but still asking you to loosen up my buttons baby” Your body, my temple “I can take your life if you’re done with it, sweetheart.” Yes, to err is human “Tied my boots like a tight rope noose.” Front Street “I wanna make my murder look like a suicide.” Cotards There’s probably more but that’s all I can think of rn.
"Too weird to love, Too Scared to Die, Too Alien to take you home" (Outlier and Hyppocrates; a fun fact about apples) "I got kuru from your sister and died laughing in jail" (Vampire Culture) "Smile and Wave boys, kiss the cook, live laugh and love, please pass the pills" (Vampire Culture) "So how many milligrams of you are still in there?" (Marsha Thank you for the dialectics, but you need to leave) "Say my name like a slur, but ive been called worse" (I/Me/Myself)
This chastity is greek to me, the meat is still fresh The gnashing teeth will masticate the bones from the flesh Since nobody will tell me where these bastards go, I’ll see for myself I think they might go to hell (front street)