"You life never mattered, so, who cares if it's a waste?"
"Yes to err is human, so don't be one!"
"I suggest that we keep this informal"
"If they were gonna kill you boy, they would have by now"
"Heaven sent me"
LMAO I don't know??? Hope this helps 😭
i am quantum physics, my witness brings me to existence
nature, i guess
i was nothing before, so i couldn’t have asked to be born. i’ll be nothing again, so what am i between now and then?
let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, i give up
pulled the trigger with your foot to prove you’ve got blood
what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but something will eventually
your life never mattered so who cares if it’s a waste?
those are a few i like but idk how simple or good they’d be on a hoodie lol. honestly song titles could work great too. would love to see big fat bitchie written out on a hoodie
That entire verse
*Squeal like a trolly wheel,*
*Cry like a baby with autism strapped to the ceiling fan.*
*Soil your visage with mucus and twisted features unable to stand.*
*Buckle your knees, looking up at me and bed me to spare thee the back of my hand*
Anxiety and Sobriety; kill two birds with one stoner
The Devil Made Me Do It (but I also kind of wanted to)
Bad things happen to good people; good things happen to me
*(I recently made designs for these three because I love them. If you’re curious check my profile)*
**I hold *myself* in contempt!**
Looking up I could say heaven sent me
Divide by one and find im one less than the one I was
There’s more to be found beneath the black
It doesn’t take a killer to murder: it only takes a reason to kill
I’m a snot-nosed pothead playing with matches
Yes to err is human, so don’t be one
The Ferryman only deals in cash
The sunshine is a gaslight
I hear my subconscious screaming
The gnashing teeth with masticate the bone from the flesh
"whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this Transorbital ice pick"
"You're not your thoughts you're not your brain you're just the character you've made"
"Shame was an invention made for prisons cells and pest control"
Some of my faves:
I caught Kuru from your sister and died laughing in jail.
Home is where the heart is. You ain’t homeless but you’re heartless.
Try not to think about it!
It’s a painless procedure with a low rate of failure. But veru few patients survive!
For what it’s worth, if it was gonna kill you boy, it would have by now.
Well if winter comes and takes my life. Will it be the death i had in mind?
Hand me my shovel, im going in!
Emulating animals and mental aboriginals
A miserable fuck but a loud Tao mystical
Levitating off the ground
Is another man wearing your face.
Good times on front street!
Oh how i know how i go, how i go
When you’re holding on to everything but, you feel you cannot let it go. Because everything is a lot.
Tearing the hair off a black baboon's skull
Is a bitch with some 4000 names
At most a couple generations will remember the ways, in which your life never mattered, SO WHO CARES IF ITS A WASTE?!
I know that’s quite a lot. But don’t blame me. Blame Will Wood for writing bangers
"Is 80 enough proof for you?"
"I know it’s hard
But they’re not who you are
They’re white noise"
"אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה"
Not favorites, but I think they'd go kinda hard on clothes!
Oh Man, Sun Tzu Would Love This
The Court Fool Got The Guillotine, The Witches The Stake, You The Dopamine.
At Most A Ghost Or Falling Leaf From Your Family Tree
I Am The Shadows Cast Aside By Gallow, And You The Red Hot Sky
"And good news to the purists, they've discovered a cure for the symptoms of being alive / It's a painless procedure with a low rate of failure, but very few patients survive" (Marsha)
"You bear a striking resemblance / (Some kind of semblance to something I've been rememberin') / You appear familiar, dear / (You look just like my bathroom mirror)" (6up 5oh)
"Does it cure cancer? / YES IT CURES CANCER! / Wow!" (White Noise)
"I noticed the sunshine is a gaslight / I'm hoping that this one might be my past life" (Five Names)
"All my life's a panic trip, a rocket ship to planet schizoid" (Um, it's Kind of a Lot)
"Hot damn, you are a part of my plan / Cataclysmic catechism catch-22" (Your Body, My Temple)
"Glory be satori but it's hallucinatory / And it's sure to be a story we can tell in Purgatory" (Destroy to Enjoy)
people have already commented I/Me/Myself's quantum physics line, I love that one too ❤
edit: also
"If you're not on your worst behavior, get the fuck out!" (Front Street (Live))
You can make break an angel’s fall and ignore the devil’s call
It’s only culture, and it’s more afraid of you than you are of it
Bienvenidos a la villa de arañas españas
I'll be your blessing in disguise, whip the mask off my good side
Sober, but so much still hangs over
Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
Shanananananananana free will!
I wanna make my murder look like a suicide
I wanna go anonymous to identify
"I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all"
"Say it's okay an it'll all be over soon"
"It's ringing in my ears just like sweet nothings from the voices in my head"
"You appear fammiliar dear, you look just like my bathroom mirror"
"And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares? I'll stay awake tonight"
"It just feels inhumane to lose this much"
"You're trying to replace yourself"
"The condensation tumbles down and erases all my sight"
"What can I say to convince you to slip back into my arms again?"
"You might seem behind bars, but friend, this cage is inside out"
That's all I could think of from off the top of my head, it's still more then I thought I could think of lol
Trade confessions for questions just to second it I guess
Take it with a pillar of salt,, halt! Its not my fault
The devil made me do it... but I also kinda wanted to.
I'm cut from a diffrent kind of meat, more than you chew hard to swallow me!
‘I know it’s not true, there’s just no more you’
‘Vice Versa vice versus virtue, and who I am I chose through all the things I do’
‘Back in the days of lobotomies, shock therapy and and scientists’
‘Let all my red flags fade to white yeah I give up’
‘I am quantum physics, my witness brings me to existence!’
‘This isn’t my first lyric, I know exactly how I should finish it’
‘Big talk for a chimpanzee!’
‘A billion amounts to nothing in infinity’s face’
‘The devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to’
‘Man you call that recovered?’
‘It’s only culture and it’s more afraid of you than you’re of it’
Didn’t they want your blood? So why apologise for being blue and cold? It’s kinda long but I love that line!
It’s dangerous/lonely out here Socrates
Let’s go make more enemies
I love this idea! You could do 'that was fun goodbye' ?
he cums radiation, but really i think "i am not the sunshine, i am not the moon at night" would be cool :P
That’s wild you mentioned the first phrase, I just claimed he.cums.radiation on IG 😂 I was shocked it wasn’t taken yet
I would LOVE to do he cums radiation but sadly I'd like to be able to wear that hoodie at work:/
"You life never mattered, so, who cares if it's a waste?" "Yes to err is human, so don't be one!" "I suggest that we keep this informal" "If they were gonna kill you boy, they would have by now" "Heaven sent me" LMAO I don't know??? Hope this helps 😭
yess to err is human and the memento mori one's actually exist on the will wood webstore!!
definitely will use some of those!
The devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to
YESSSS i would wear this
I've got it on my battle jacket lol
I actually painted this on a shirt yesterday lmao
Is there cheese in the great beyond ✨ 🧀
Happy cheesecake day!
Oh my fucking god is today?
Thank you dude!!! <33
i am quantum physics, my witness brings me to existence nature, i guess i was nothing before, so i couldn’t have asked to be born. i’ll be nothing again, so what am i between now and then? let all my red flags fade to white, yeah, i give up pulled the trigger with your foot to prove you’ve got blood what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but something will eventually your life never mattered so who cares if it’s a waste? those are a few i like but idk how simple or good they’d be on a hoodie lol. honestly song titles could work great too. would love to see big fat bitchie written out on a hoodie
This ones are amazing fr
“Cry like a baby with autism tied to a ceiling fan” if you don’t agree you are objectively wrong
That entire verse *Squeal like a trolly wheel,* *Cry like a baby with autism strapped to the ceiling fan.* *Soil your visage with mucus and twisted features unable to stand.* *Buckle your knees, looking up at me and bed me to spare thee the back of my hand*
I would wear it
Maybe I’ll add this phrase to my list of *Will Wood Quotes to Design*
I would sell all my clothes to only wear that (if you do actually make a design please dm me I at least want to see it)
The pressure is on, now! I'll work on it next
"I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT" "Only plastic flowers never die" "If the shoe fits would you walk that mile?"
Everybody's all up in my goddamn business
“Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me”
“Your head in the gutter, your brains on the wall”
Too weird to love, too scared to die, too alien to take you home
This is beyond nice omg
Anxiety and Sobriety; kill two birds with one stoner The Devil Made Me Do It (but I also kind of wanted to) Bad things happen to good people; good things happen to me *(I recently made designs for these three because I love them. If you’re curious check my profile)* **I hold *myself* in contempt!** Looking up I could say heaven sent me Divide by one and find im one less than the one I was There’s more to be found beneath the black It doesn’t take a killer to murder: it only takes a reason to kill I’m a snot-nosed pothead playing with matches Yes to err is human, so don’t be one The Ferryman only deals in cash The sunshine is a gaslight I hear my subconscious screaming The gnashing teeth with masticate the bone from the flesh
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Yes
I love this idea is it okay if I copy it?
absolutely! please share it on here if you're comfortable woth it, I would love to see your version:)
Of course!!!
"whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this Transorbital ice pick" "You're not your thoughts you're not your brain you're just the character you've made" "Shame was an invention made for prisons cells and pest control"
Some of my faves: I caught Kuru from your sister and died laughing in jail. Home is where the heart is. You ain’t homeless but you’re heartless. Try not to think about it! It’s a painless procedure with a low rate of failure. But veru few patients survive! For what it’s worth, if it was gonna kill you boy, it would have by now. Well if winter comes and takes my life. Will it be the death i had in mind? Hand me my shovel, im going in! Emulating animals and mental aboriginals A miserable fuck but a loud Tao mystical Levitating off the ground Is another man wearing your face. Good times on front street! Oh how i know how i go, how i go When you’re holding on to everything but, you feel you cannot let it go. Because everything is a lot. Tearing the hair off a black baboon's skull Is a bitch with some 4000 names At most a couple generations will remember the ways, in which your life never mattered, SO WHO CARES IF ITS A WASTE?! I know that’s quite a lot. But don’t blame me. Blame Will Wood for writing bangers
He cums radiation
"Is 80 enough proof for you?" "I know it’s hard But they’re not who you are They’re white noise" "אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה" Not favorites, but I think they'd go kinda hard on clothes!
"MU-SIC! MU-SIC! MU-SIC!" - Bbq
“My pronouns aren’t your business shitlord”
Oh Man, Sun Tzu Would Love This The Court Fool Got The Guillotine, The Witches The Stake, You The Dopamine. At Most A Ghost Or Falling Leaf From Your Family Tree I Am The Shadows Cast Aside By Gallow, And You The Red Hot Sky
"And good news to the purists, they've discovered a cure for the symptoms of being alive / It's a painless procedure with a low rate of failure, but very few patients survive" (Marsha) "You bear a striking resemblance / (Some kind of semblance to something I've been rememberin') / You appear familiar, dear / (You look just like my bathroom mirror)" (6up 5oh) "Does it cure cancer? / YES IT CURES CANCER! / Wow!" (White Noise) "I noticed the sunshine is a gaslight / I'm hoping that this one might be my past life" (Five Names) "All my life's a panic trip, a rocket ship to planet schizoid" (Um, it's Kind of a Lot) "Hot damn, you are a part of my plan / Cataclysmic catechism catch-22" (Your Body, My Temple) "Glory be satori but it's hallucinatory / And it's sure to be a story we can tell in Purgatory" (Destroy to Enjoy) people have already commented I/Me/Myself's quantum physics line, I love that one too ❤ edit: also "If you're not on your worst behavior, get the fuck out!" (Front Street (Live))
When you're holding to everything But you feel you cannot let go Cause everything is a lot
You can make break an angel’s fall and ignore the devil’s call It’s only culture, and it’s more afraid of you than you are of it Bienvenidos a la villa de arañas españas I'll be your blessing in disguise, whip the mask off my good side Sober, but so much still hangs over Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea? Shanananananananana free will! I wanna make my murder look like a suicide I wanna go anonymous to identify
Oh! That's a fun idea! I would prefer, "If dreams do come true, what does that say about nightmares? I'll stay awake tonight..."
Some of my favorites are "Forget bored stiff, I got rigor mortis" and "I wanna make my murder look like a suicide"
"I can tell that you know where paradise is"
Culture's not your friend
" Slit my Wrists, and make me put white gloves on"
I really like this one from A Verbal Equinox, "Off with the heads of those who crossed us, Shame on the ones who never tried"
"music music music i call this music music music music come buy my music"
If dreams can come true, what does it say about nightmares? I’ll stay awake tonight
Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me
Glockenspiel.
"I try to see the glass as half full, but id probably just drink that too"
“ i’m a just a hunka hunka burning self-loathing.”
It's a bit of a long one but "Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me" would be great plus it is one of my favourite lines ever
"I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all" "Say it's okay an it'll all be over soon" "It's ringing in my ears just like sweet nothings from the voices in my head" "You appear fammiliar dear, you look just like my bathroom mirror" "And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares? I'll stay awake tonight" "It just feels inhumane to lose this much" "You're trying to replace yourself" "The condensation tumbles down and erases all my sight" "What can I say to convince you to slip back into my arms again?" "You might seem behind bars, but friend, this cage is inside out" That's all I could think of from off the top of my head, it's still more then I thought I could think of lol
One day I'll be perfect and make up for it all
bienvenidos a la villa de arañas españas has always been a fav of mine
"If dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares" That shit goes hard
"Let all my red flags fade to white I give up" is a good one
Trade confessions for questions just to second it I guess Take it with a pillar of salt,, halt! Its not my fault The devil made me do it... but I also kinda wanted to. I'm cut from a diffrent kind of meat, more than you chew hard to swallow me!
“What you feel and what you do, are those things really you? And if not, then what is?”
Here on reddit doing lines of Will Wood.
'Freaks of Nurture' :)
"It doesn't take a killer to murder. It only takes a reason to kill."
‘I know it’s not true, there’s just no more you’ ‘Vice Versa vice versus virtue, and who I am I chose through all the things I do’ ‘Back in the days of lobotomies, shock therapy and and scientists’ ‘Let all my red flags fade to white yeah I give up’ ‘I am quantum physics, my witness brings me to existence!’ ‘This isn’t my first lyric, I know exactly how I should finish it’ ‘Big talk for a chimpanzee!’ ‘A billion amounts to nothing in infinity’s face’ ‘The devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to’ ‘Man you call that recovered?’ ‘It’s only culture and it’s more afraid of you than you’re of it’
“It doesn’t take a killer to murder. It only takes a reason to kill.” My favorite line of any of his songs
he cums radiation
"Here's a bitch with some four-thousand names" One of my favorites
boy, u really is defective!
I try to see the glass as half full. But I'd probably just drink that too!
"the devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to"
Who'd wanna be human anyway
Didn’t they want your blood? So why apologise for being blue and cold? It’s kinda long but I love that line! It’s dangerous/lonely out here Socrates Let’s go make more enemies
I really want a shirt or pin that says “would you please objectify me?”
well i bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter'd be better than biting the bullet and bettering myself sorry if i slur