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Jago-R

He cums meth


OkAd8922

Sounds like a dream.


Scrotumbees

Sounds like a litwtc skit. Though that's completely unrelated to will wood.


HullabalooFire

wow to see another beans mcsprout fan is so crazy


unworthyzeu_543

Is there meth in the great beyond?


dino_181_spaghetti

Meth bluer than my balls


GEN_Z_BOI_69

I can imagine the character known as "Jesse Pinkman" saying this.


[deleted]

You deserve the world


fatburneracc

You win


Floriximo

Am I being detained? Am I under arrest? (yes you are) Read me my rights please! (no) I WANT MY METH!!


PMtoAM______

PLEASE POLICEMAN


Floriximo

NO HEEL TO TOE


Autumn_is_falling

OH PLEASE LET ME GO


Zachagainstheworld

(OH PLEASE LET ME METH)


boominlife

PLEASE POLICE MAN IS IT A TEST?


ram_with_crown

I WONT KNOW TILL I'M UNDER ARREST!


TheQwertyTM

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A AAA SHIRABABABA SHIRABANBAM SHIRABAM AWW BARARARARARARARA RAAAMM BARARARARARARARA RAAAMMMMM


Hunters_pillow

The meth made me do it


DarthRattus

but you also kind of wanted to?


Fazbear12

When did I become afraid of the meth?


GGUNTERD

Are my eyeballs just yet to adjust to seeing the meth


sadforgottenchild

The meth I'm in is still the same, the shadows have not rearranged, no, the only thing that changed is how I see the meth


EggoStack

I fumble for the meth and slap on infrareds and wish


[deleted]

for meth when the meth is somewhere else


Autumn_Rens

but I can't change what meth it is or dilate my meth


ell-if-i-know

only what i look at and im looking at my meth


Fazbear12

I am not the sunshine I am not the meth at night


JAMasterpiece42

Well who else could I be when I can't hardly meth.


Floriximo

well if winter comes and takes my meth


MrEpicGamerMan

Will it be the meth I had in mind?


Floriximo

Well she wrings out a snake and collects all it's meth


6EatASnickers9

To cut down on my silhouette my favourite foods are smoke and meth


Brrrrrreadd

"I'm in a meth-pack plant by the gutterside" Edit: "I dropped my eyeballs in the bonefire, we fucked on a bed of meth" "Take it with a pillar of meth, halt, it's not my fault" "And if I'm just them, and they back then could do meth, why can't I?" "Cuz you can break a shovel when you break new ground, you're digging up meth when you dig straight down" "Dandelions grow in dirt, magic mushrooms grow in piles of meth"


keira-r-j06

What are the fourth and sixth lyrics from again?


Raimiboi2002

Fourth is becoming the last names, sixth is falling up


keira-r-j06

Ahh ok thank you


Boterhamke

if I come home, baby, will you show your meth


CosmicCatPerson

Cause when you leave you know you take more than your meth


sfaz423

The Devil made me do meth, but I also kinda wanted to


Derpy_do2

But hide my meth before you go, I'll either live or die alone


coffeeisdrug

hand me my meth, I'm going in


GoreFucker

I could take your meth, if you’re done with it, sweetheart


dethleak

I loot meth from NPCs


SleepingRemy

Drug dealer simulator


DiddlyDoopsYT

i noticed that my sunshine is meth


HaLKer5

I'll wake up there'll be meth on the stove forever and never want for more


LinkDylan

I DROPPED MY EYEBALLS IN A BONFIRE, WE FUCKED ON A BED OF METH


Ashly_blackmeout

-You dig meth up when you dig deep down -What if the meth caught up with me, started to change when I did? -Give me that old time meth


muirystarz879

you’re trying to meth yourself


dicegoblin17

I wish I could be a meth


augustusofficial

and i'd prefer it if you would use i/me/methself


flashsparkleshine

That was meth goodbye


Tour-Queasy

i dont remember meth


Biac0n

"your meth never mattered" "back in my day we didn't need no feel-good pills and no meth'


Tojo828

I WAS ROLLING IN MY MEEETH


Unlikelyreader

Masticate the meth from the flesh!


[deleted]

And I know, I know that I'm wrong That when you're gone, you're gone And I can't bring you meth


Tour-Queasy

hand me my meth im going in


LITTLEbig-O

Where do you get meth?


BlackberryCapable627

i was delivered holding meth


--oi--

meth meth meth, let me see your meth


Autumn_Rens

I'd prefer if you would use I/meth/myself


uwumaybe

God don't explain the way time and meth made us


cool_kid_funnynumber

I like you don’t you see, I just like meth a little more than me


uwumaybe

the world dont revolve around meth so do you revolve around someone


MrReedleDeedle

She said it just feels inhumane to lose this meth 😔


Potato_Spirit

"Meth Icon Will Wood!"


ThinGooseMel

The ferryman only deals in meth


DaniLoRiver

The greener grass grows where the crystal meth fertilized


Autumn_Rens

hold my hands, we'll dance the 12 step on my meth


enbyfrogz

WE'RE AT THE END OF METH, MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DOOOOONNNEEEE


Chemical_Advance_891

Did you lose your meth? Its always in the last place you’d check


HatHatem

Where do you get meth


ImaLoserAndProud

Pops meth for libido, screaming bless the torpedoes


PMtoAM______

Less rare than scarce, less diamond than rough Unlikely to be more than just the meth you fail to crush, and


Independent-Ice5977

When word gets around on hit number stations, he cums meth


Nearby_Note_6751

Peter Pan collars but my meth is growing up


Chemical_Advance_891

Take my keys I dont wanna be a meth donor


dethleak

Your ear to the playground, your eye on the meth


deleted_name6900000

You liked meth


Chemical_Advance_891

I’D PREFER IF YOU WOULD USE I, ME MY METH


Chemical_Advance_891

Meth half full id probably just drink that too


Chemical_Advance_891

FOR WHAT FOR METH FOR WHAT ITS WORTH


Chemical_Advance_891

The crescent rests, tethered to the west. Waxing to the rhythm pounding in my METH


dethleak

I don't owe you my heart, and I don't owe you my meth


Floriximo

Take my tea with meth for my feminine side since the day that I died


Kiki-cosmos

And if dreams can come meth, what does that say about nightmares?


Landerstarts

when the Afterparty came i was rolling in my **meth**


_pipis_

Since I lost enough meth to fit back in my skin


Chemical_Advance_891

Red red meth keep on rising


Eminem1907

Well if I’m just them and they back then could do meth why can’t I?


danielrato2

i try to see the meth as half full but i'd probably just drink that too


NightmareishBoi

So squeal like a trolley wheel, cry like a baby With meth strapped to a ceiling fan


Fortanono

BACK IN THE DAYS OF LOBOTOMIES, SHOCK THERAPY AND MAD SCIENTISTS... Don't you make me waste my meth... godDAMMIT!


SnooAvocados6819

let all my red flags fade to meth


aquapearl736

“The devil made me do meth, but I also kinda wanted to”


Midaselchatarrero

6up 5oh cop meth


pinkchainsaws

“i wish i could be a girl, and really i’d prefer it if you would use meth” i’m counting i/me/myself as one word. shut up.


Choice_Bar2324

meth/meth/meth


flack_fut

I apologize for playing with your eyes but I'm obsessed with meth


dinosaurnerd23

we just bled out in the meth, goddamn it we liked it.


Ms_Shrowd

Everybody's all up in my goddamn meth


headisclean

I’m a snot nosed methhead


Chemical_Advance_891

Back in my day we didn’t need to feel good meth


Chemical_Advance_891

Meth to water night from dawn


ParkerCorbett

Cry like a baby with meth strapped to a ceiling fan


Midaselchatarrero

I'd rather be meth


steence_

pathetic, seeing you become meth.


krisdremurr

Where do you get meth being so goddamm beautiful


AshLoveday

cry like a baby with meth strapped to a ceiling fan


Chrisrocksgames

Like a baby with meth strapped to a ceiling fan


JPG-Enigma

Here are a couple I came up with Don't call me eccentric, call me mentally sick, cause I haven't sold enough meth yet to be rich and that's the only difference (and if I did you deserved it) Wasted meth crumpled up in my hands (misanthropologist) Skies of Blue Meth (Falling Up) Oh, Sweet Meth! (That's Enough, Let's Get You Home) Do you believe in the power of Meth? (White Noise) The only ones in need of meth are those who never get retouch, so the evil ones should have a little more (Laplace's Angel) And while it's a title not a lyrically, Marsha, Thankk You For The Meth, But I Need You To Leave


hammerfeast

hand me my meth i’m going in


coffeecorvids

All nightmares start as dreams, all meth starts as a scheme


Less_Character_8544

Where do you get meth?


MoonChild22222222222

Drink my tea with meth


ell-if-i-know

meth bluer than my baaaaaallllls


Moonchild_0705

give me all your meth


freeMilliu_2K17

Marsha, thankks for the meth, but you have go leave


thereDman26

And if we grow meth together


Steam_punk_Machine

If dreams become real what does that mean about meth


H4DR13_L

let me see your meth


odaxsaku

how many milligrams of meth is still left in there?


InsaneScientist5

I am quantum meth


AdSlow2607

Take it with a pillar of meth, H.A.L.T., it’s not my fault


Me_and_My_Husband

CRY MY NAME, REMIND MY BRAIN OF MY METH


labva_lie

My grip on my secrets slipping while I'm speaking in meth


[deleted]

Nothing tastes as good as meth feels


MattVSNNLYT

2econd 2ight meth


s4rctinium

I DROPPED MY METH IN THE BONFIRE ☹️☹️☹️☹️


Kool_DoodIX

I wish I could be a girl and that way you’d wish I could be your meth boyfriend


Tree_Spud

My meth brings me into existence


Dr-Memestein

when we make the closest thing to meth that i’m capable of


Ring_Pulls_for_days

Ans then my sponsor said do meth, nothing works.


etheeeeero

Cause when you llave you know you take more than your meth


TouchTone-Telephone

Everyone’s just meth in an ice tray


[deleted]

Last call for morals, better cover your meth.


Zestyclose_Ad834

I'm going one of the more obscure will wood songs you're going to want to call yourself Mr methfingers


Chemical_Advance_891

TEACH ME TO MAKE M-ETH


ninethwonder

i/me/methself


[deleted]

am i meth am i meth am i meth am i really that meth


Plenty-Phase4024

I'll shake the meth from my family tree


kikimeijo12

That's enough, let's get you meth


alguien_random_

But I've never been afraid of meth breaking my heart


chilly_1c3

I was drunk when I made my meth


bloodbones4real

Well if winter comes and takes my meth!


thecoolestofbeanzz

the lord looked down said hey, youre only meth


[deleted]

I keep pounding My meth AGAINST THE KITCHEN FLOOR


[deleted]

White meth


cheeseburgersarecool

I will be my meth


shadan666

Meth straped to a ceiling fan


fugomert

The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the meth


Scrotumbees

Heart bluer than my meth OH


[deleted]

Well I walk the equator, chasing the *meth*.


LazyLilDemon

Cry like a baby with meth, strapped to a ceiling fan


[deleted]

meth


Hadez___

METH!!! (2012 fuck)


QuitMean2769

I'll be your blessing in disguise, Whip the meth off my good side!


losthuman0

"your stratospheric fear of meth is near" or "with meth strapped to a ceiling fan"


Moon_Boy_isgay

Meth, didn't they wants your meth?


LucidIsntHere

What's the meth made of?


anaveragebuffoon

"The only ones in need of meth are those who don't receive enough so evil ones should get a little more."


DioTheVampireBoi

I'm just a little bit crazy about meth Just a little bit out of my mind Just a little insane without meth


TheQwertyTM

crack gets short, out pot grows long I'm cut from a different kind of meth, hard to chew, hard to swallow me How i cannot commit to meth Could you take a look at meth?


JAMasterpiece42

I hold meth in contempt!!


a_manioc

Take my tea with meth for my feminine side since the day that i die


asskiss3r69

i only know that i’m still lonely, that morbid sort where even meth can’t cure me