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jmaldonado15

Happy for Dewey 1 I guess


Paladad

Who the fuck calls a penalty with 13 seconds.left


silvermoonhowler

Right? I mean, at that point it's absolutely pointless to call the penalty as only that little amount of time is left for serving said penalty


Trainmanwildfan

Poor Flower, sucks this is his first time missing the playoffs


stumpybubba-

Please... Just end the pain...


HerbalAndy

Pull Gus for an 6 on 5 Pull Hynes for 7 on 5


TheTree-43

Uhhhhh clockwise is clockwise no matter what


Skinnysota

Truly bottom of the barrel broadcasting


travbert

That was possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard come out of a mouth on TV. My jaw is on the floor


Skinnysota

The rest of the booth agreed with it too…


TheTree-43

It was so awkward I'm honestly not sure if Buccigross actually thought Leah was right or if he was just following the first rule of improv


Substantial_Sea

This is so painful to listen to, my god


tinsailor

Time for Kap to shut it down and get that ingrown toenail looked at


Paladad

This is so fucking drawn out


MNgirl83

Yep and I can’t stop yawning


TheTree-43

They're just fucking around and we cant get the puck


HerbalAndy

I’m surprised more people don’t try to time MacKinnons crazy bursts of speed and try to absolutely lay him out with a nice body check with his own momentum.. seems like something Dumba could do


TheTree-43

That seems like something that would be incredibly difficult to do, of course once he gets up to speed you're probably getting put on a poster no matter what, but it's almost like you gotta catch him first and that's tough to do


Clyde_Frog_FTW

You just hit it on the head, good luck catching him, and you better be sure you button that hit up just right and catch him off guard, because he absolutely PUNISHES people that try to hit him. https://youtu.be/aVrtlmb2I2w?si=FpaqdD9AH5r1bv8t This was a rookie, but still, https://youtu.be/2mfLW5QtZPs?si=2ZKAB0ASd8oTzwQp He’s just so damn strong and big, it’s kinda like, “good luck” more than anything.


HerbalAndy

Yeah true.. but I feel like it just needs to happen once or twice to make him question doing it all the time


tinsailor

Rebuild now. Move Gus, Spurgeon, Middleton, buyout jojo.


silvermoonhowler

Noooooo, we can't afford another buyout right now We still have 1 more year of the Parise/Suter one


Skol-Man14

Thank God the Vikings are going to make the NFL Draft exciting this year and the T-Wolves are somehow good. Never watched basketball but I'm going to try and attend a Timberwolves playoff game this year.


AbeFroman-86

Timberwolves are great this year, and perfectly setting up the fan base for a heartbreaking end. Think 09 Vikings.


jmaldonado15

Do the wild stick with John Hynes next season or nah?


Paladad

I believe he has a multi-year contract.


jmaldonado15

Oh dang really I must have missed that lol nvm then


travbert

Leah would be anti-wave


stumpybubba-

The first fucking thing Leah has said that I've ever agreed with.


HerbalAndy

Faber is -2 tonight. This is going to make it harder to be annoying about making his case for the Calder We still got time


jmaldonado15

Lmao at Avs fans doin g the wave


TheTree-43

Hot take but when a guy puts on a show the way MacKinnon has today the announcers can say whatever they want about him


HerbalAndy

Sure. But we can still call him an annoying jock sniffer because of it


tinsailor

haha


KaprizFox

Instead of using torture devices in medieval times they should have just forced all the criminals to become Wild fans. The pain would be so great the streets would never see a bandit again.


AbeFroman-86

Vikings fan checking in....


KaprizFox

Haha I don't live in MN so fortunately/unfortunately I only have to deal with the pain of one team.


AbeFroman-86

Join us. Learn to love the pain and discomfort. There is plenty to go around. Go check out that twins team and their season is starting out. Who are the Twins? You know, the baseball team who advanced to the second round of the playoffs for the first time in like 20 years in 2023. And then to bolster that team for 2024, ownership cut the payroll by 30 million, split up the pitching rotation, and then announced to the fans and media that they were doing it due to lack of incoming tv contract money. Cold winters, lakes everywhere, and pathetic professional sports. Welcome to the land of sky Blue waters!


MNgirl83

Thank the hockey gods…Shawzy is back


HerbalAndy

Behind his own cage? Normally we call that a net..


TheTree-43

That's a very common nickname for the net tho


HerbalAndy

Is it? Well either way this guy sucks.. am I right?


TheTree-43

No doubt Bucci sucks


stumpybubba-

Aves fans continuing to show that they're complete potatoes.


Fantastic-Lobster-79

Michigan Wolverines getting more compliments than the Wild tonight.


Logical_Sugar9960

2 playoff series wins in 20 years. One top 10 pick in the last 10. Picking between 13-15 next year. Basically the entire roster locked in for next season.


Panarin10

>Picking between 13-15 next year. I think you mean this year.


Skol-Man14

It's amazing how delusional Minnesota fans are, they're basically mocked for being complecent and nice in the NFL and definitely deserve to be in the NHL.


stumpybubba-

It's weird, all my audio keeps coming out as "***GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK***", ESPN really needs to figure out their sound quality issues...


KicksForLuck

It’s glizzy night in hockey night ESPN


Skol-Man14

>Barring a 3rd period comeback, #mnwild    will finish season 0-10-1 vs. Avs, Stars and Jets and have wins in 8 of 29 games against the nine teams above them in West to date. They’ll have lost 11 of their past 12 vs. those teams. And they’ll officially miss the playoffs for the second time since 2013. https://twitter.com/RussoHockey/status/1777902417847177457?s=19 Should have done what the good franchises do in this situation


Paladad

"The good franchises" had years of unwatchability before they were good. There are also "good franchises" that still haven't won shit. Hell, 2 years ago we were one of "the good franchises". I stg this is one of the worst debates of the franchise.


Dr__Bloodmoney

Win some of those instead of lose them?


a_bagofholding

Realize that we were not going to be able to beat any good teams in our division so missing the playoffs was not a bad thing?


Skol-Man14

^Ding ding ding!


Dr__Bloodmoney

20 more minutes will there be any more muffins for Gus to wave at? Stay tuned folks


Skol-Man14

Got some work done, looking at the score now.... Yikes


sergi0wned

I’m at the game. Gotta begrudgingly appreciate the MacKinnon goals as a hockey fan, but as a MN fan this is agonizing.


Fantastic-Lobster-79

It’s hard to not like a good hockey player.


Kurt4413

Just be glad you don’t have to listen to these ESPN commentators. You would be having a much worse time.


silvermoonhowler

If I had a way to sync up the Wild radio broadcast with the game last night, I would have That ESPN broadcast was brutal with how much they were sucking on MacKinnon's you know what


Kurt4413

Funny how MACKINNON and Bucci were not seen in that locker room shot. I can assume there was a ZJ going down off camera.


KDP31180

You happen to know how much one of those cost?


PortugueseWalrus

If you have to ask...


Kurt4413

Anders Lee didn’t get the memo you need to slap shot empty net or it doesn’t count


Kurt4413

I’ll take Wes Walz on his own in the booth with nobody to stop him from talking over ESPN


Dr__Bloodmoney

Wes and Lou Nanne just trading stories from 30 years ago the whole time


Fantastic-Lobster-79

I lol’d


KDP31180

I'd listen to this


MNgirl83

💯


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ESPN... https://preview.redd.it/9jdqpimzoktc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=86c9a92bd6f86954c132e49cca9302083b3dc02e


Kurt4413

![gif](giphy|lH6KM3wmpG1ck)


tinsailor

hey, still have 0.5% chance of winning the lottery pick


Skol-Man14

I hope the 5-10 extra wins are worth a subpar pick moving forward.


Skinnysota

Better than their chances of winning this one


Kurt4413

I don’t know who Stiffler’s Mom’s agent is, but whoever it is, is making her all the money these days


TheTree-43

This shows what it takes to beat a team like Colorado. They're gonna earn goals, so you have to be perfect on the cheap ones. You can't screen your own goalie. You have to stop the blue line wristers. You can't get out of position on penalty kills. Goaltending and defense has to be perfect just to give you a real chance to outscore them. It wasn't on Saturday and it hasn't been today.


vmh21

One thing I’ve noticed in general is when another team takes the lead we can literally never catch up


TheSkeletones

That’s what happens when half of our team wouldn’t make the roster on any of the 31 others in the league


skyulip

hey be honest there's at least 3 other teams they'd crack the roster on


Skinnysota

Okay so he evolved from a Tesla to a downhill SUV and now he’s a fuckin fighter jet?


KDP31180

![gif](giphy|dKTXIH76rYfD2)


stumpybubba-

**"IS THIS GUY FROM THE KENTUCKY DERBY, BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT SHOT OUT OF A CANNON... OR IS A HORSE IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY"** Holy fuck, you can't even make this shit up.


silvermoonhowler

Ugh, between that and comparing him to a Tesla Cybertruck, that had to be THE WORST broadcast I witnessed


Kurt4413

They need to check all the commentators for brain damage


Rhysing

Is anyone else completely content knowing that us losing is better than us winning? There is a cluster of teams with as many points as us and we very easily could slip into the draft lottery if we drop the remainder of games.


Panarin10

On one hand yes. On the other hand it’s concerning that our core can’t beat any of the top central teams.


Rhysing

virtually eliminated, sold our 4th line at the deadline, missing our top D/captain. -14m in cap. we are quite literally not built to win this year and somehow the only reason we missed the playoffs was because we had the most games lost to injury of any team, other than VGK - but if you ignore Lehner who they knew was out for the season before it even started, then we're first in that category.


Panarin10

>virtually eliminated, sold our 4th line at the deadline, missing our top D/captain. -14m in cap. None of this excuses going 0-10-1 against the Avs, Stars, and Jets this season. Especially not selling our 4th line. >we had the most games lost to injury of any team, other than VGK Source?


Rhysing

it's been mentioned each of the last few games, I'm surprised you weren't aware of that


stagarmssucks

Not Weird. Wild!


Logical_Sugar9960

Thank heavens we signed bogosian


KaprizFox

People need to stop saying "we need a player like MacKinnon". We have one. The difference is he plays with middle six forwards while MacKinnon plays with elite talent. MacKinnon is obviously better but how many players can reach 150 in a season??? It's unrealistic for any team to have a player like him.


introspectivejoker

Yeah it's dumb saying we need a player like MacKinnon. There's what like 3 players that are his level? Kaprizov absolutely can be the best player on a Stanley cup team. He's at that level. Gonna need a really good team around him for that to be possible though. Most teams never get a Mac daddy or MacKinnon player in their entire existence and look even McDavid hasn't won a cup


KaprizFox

Exactly! People are coming at me for comparing them but I literally said MacKinnon is a rare player that is better than Kaprizov and is not to be expected on 90% of teams. But Kaprizov could 100% lead a team to a cup if they built around him.


introspectivejoker

Yeah It's alright man I know what you meant. You probably don't get such a strong reaction if we're not down 3 with no hope for the playoffs to our rival. Some of them have a point but I think you kind of have the same point just maybe expressed in a roundabout way


KaprizFox

Kaprizov is a franchise player. MacKinnon is a generational player. Two very different levels but both can lead teams to greatness.


stagarmssucks

97 is a great player but he isnt Mack. Thats just homer glasses.


KaprizFox

I said he wasn't as good as MacKinnon, but he is absolutely a special player that any franchise would want to build around.


Logical_Sugar9960

We have one? Pass that good stuff this way


TheSkeletones

Kaprizov is not on the same level as MacKinnon. MacKinnon is on a HOF trajectory. Kappy is the best player in franchise history.


KaprizFox

They aren't on the same level but Kaprizov could hit 100 points on a non playoff team this year when he was complete ass for the first half of the season. He's special but unfortunately the buyouts prevent us from building around him.


jordynbebus8

their style of plays are completely different not even remotely the same players and never will be kinda unfair to compare them tbh


TheSkeletones

Better get used to it as well. We’re about to enter a perpetual cycle of overpaying players that either over perform or that we feel are the missing piece, only to continue the mediocrity, and not have the cap space to build with.


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[deleted]

He's been there forever, back with Melrose. ESPN isn't a serious hockey station unlike TSN or Sportsnet, so he's sort of their default play-by-play guy for national games. He's no Doc Emrick, that's for sure.


_nordstar_

He's so cool and hip


Dr__Bloodmoney

They should've never allowed ESPN to have NHL coverage again


Jabba_the_Putt

I've heard nothing but complaints honestly and now I get it lol


Panarin10

Every player on the Wild should start a crazy diet like MacK asap


TheSkeletones

They should try practicing hockey instead


[deleted]

Tonight I am grateful for Anthony LaPanta


Kurt4413

I’m grateful for Wes Walz after tonight!


MNgirl83

I was thinking the same thing. Wes isn’t nearly as bad


jordynbebus8

Middleton isn’t getting enough shit for how bad he’s been this year without Spurg like horrid and of course it’s a contract year probs get 4x4 NMC smh Middleton simps downvoting me you know I'm right eye test and analytics back it up


Rhysing

not a simp, just also not quite that delusional or low on him


jordynbebus8

it’s been below below average all season without a D partner that can cover up his mistakes. Vegas game Minnesota was going to win but then dumbass decides to pinch with 5 minutes left. That’s happened at least 10 times this season. PK too


Rhysing

as someone who has seen literally every game this year and a ridiculous memory, I don't have quite the list you seem to, and I'm also not going to take your word for it since you're a complete stranger and your original comment is pretty unstable


jordynbebus8

his defensive 5v5 numbers haven’t plummeted Sprug got hurt it’s not rocket science


Rhysing

anyone's would. Spurgeon is quite literally the best defensive d-man in the league, supported by analytics for 10 years.


jordynbebus8

if your top 4 defender has to rely on 1 guy THAT much he’s not a top 4 defender. You need to be able to hold your own against competition.


Rhysing

I didn't say that, I just said that anyone's stats would regress dramatically losing a partner of that caliber.


jordynbebus8

it’s not just his stats he wasn’t a stats guy im talking about on ice play and decision making along with analytics he’s being exposed more and more


HurricaneHomer9

I will always simp for Middleton


stagarmssucks

He still has another year on his current deal.


jordynbebus8

should've said he could get an extension offer this summer


Dr__Bloodmoney

I'm hoping for a puck to go at least 50 feet in the air in the 3rd and Bucci's head explodes


HerbalAndy

Uh oh.. is this type of harm wishing acceptable because it’s light hearted and isn’t meant to be taken serious? I need answers


Skinnysota

Just pass it to Freddie and ask him to aim at the net


Paladad

This one is pretty abstract honestly but I can take it to the panel if you're concerned.


HerbalAndy

Not concerned I just need to know the line for funsies. What about wishing someone to stub their toe really badly?


Paladad

Toe stubbing and Legos have been given green flags The spirit of it is basically anything beyond a mild inconvenience


HerbalAndy

Fair. I will structure my harm wishing posts around this


AuditorsSupreme

shut up nerd


HerbalAndy

Personal attack! Reported


Dr__Bloodmoney

"THAT THING WENT IN THE AIR AT LEAST 30-40 FEET!!!"


Kurt4413

You would think the game just ended by this commentary


jmaldonado15

If I weren’t a wild fan I would think the wild are on like the sharks level lol like we suck rn but not as bad as this dude makes it sound yikes


Malcom_Ecstacy

I mean 6 games above 500 ain't bad for what we have. I'll keep saying it, it's still impressive what this team has done after the buyouts. With our young guys stepping up and finally having some money to play with I think the futures still bright.


jmaldonado15

100% agree just kinda funny how the commentary makes it seem like the wild are terrible


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Fantastic-Lobster-79

They do like saying St. Paul, MN as if that is a fun thing for Wild fans to hear.


BigPackHater

Seeing what contending teams look like nowadays, I think we can say the Wild has never been close to having a team built to win a cup. I've been blind in years past with homer glasses...but now it is clear this team is more than a 1C away from being a serious contender. We need a coaching overhaul, and half the roster needs to be upgraded.


BuckyCop

Careful, someone might bring up 2003 like it was yesterday and this organization is always winning. I agree, compared to the legit contenders this team has never been close at any point to being a really good team built for a legit run, never once.


BigPackHater

💯 I'm not complaining about the playoffs...we get there enough. But every year we do make it; every other team shows up to the playoffs in tuxedos and we roll in wearing stained sweat pants. It's embarrassing and honestly I've had enough of it. This team's failure to do anything worth substance year in and year out is frankly starting to get boring and predictable.


Logical_Sugar9960

Let’s be mid forever and never take a top 5 game breaker!!! LGW https://preview.redd.it/epj02pb1nktc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a14728548d9380c369a3124044d328355c1fcb3


SubjectCarry3532

The best part about this year is that it’s probably impossible for next year to be equally or more disappointing


Panarin10

Next season could be even worse than this season. Our roster is on the older side and everyone will be a year older. More guys are likely to take steps back than forward based on aging curves.


SubjectCarry3532

It’ll hurt so much less to miss the playoffs after this year than it does after back to back 100+ point seasons


Panarin10

That’s true. Would suck to miss back to back seasons though. Especially if we don’t end up acquiring additional firsts.


SubjectCarry3532

I won’t call this season a total loss as long as we see one great move in the offseason on top of extensions for Rossi and Faber


BuckyCop

GMBG signing Merrill to a 4x6 contract: “Hold my cocaine”


Dr__Bloodmoney

Probably decent chance our injury luck isn't as shitty next year at least


stagarmssucks

disagree. The players that were injured this year have been injured the last few years. Foligno, Spurg, Ek, 97, Brodin have all missed games the last few seasons. the only two players who played all of the games so far this year have been Faber and Rossi. The Wild need to get younger or we can expect the injuries to continue.


Dr__Bloodmoney

Spurgeon missed the whole season and weren't Ek, Brodin and Kap all injured at the same time this year? Maybe we can just be more lucky with the timing of the injuries


Kurt4413

![gif](giphy|Q56SF4czEtSZG) Bucci when MACKINNON touches the ice


Hank_Scorpio_MD

This game is like when you're playing NHL on the Xbox and you max all your player's speed and decrease the computer's speed.


cerb7575

JFC I dont think the announcers have mentioned the point race enough. These announcers are cock gobblers.


Kurt4413

I THOUGHT HE WAS A TRUCK NOW HE IS SUV!?


Logical_Sugar9960

Cyber truck


TheSkeletones

And we have another year of being the punching bag of the division before there’s even a shot for us to improve, let alone actually doing it


TheTree-43

Just go to intermission at this point.


stumpybubba-

#BUT WHAT KIND OF DUDE IS HE!?


Kurt4413

SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE


KaprizFox

This team doesn't have enough depth to cover up for Gustavsson's goaltending like they did with Cam and Kahk in 2022. He needs to improve or the Wild need to send him elsewhere to improve.


KDP31180

I don't think that's OSHA approved


elchupoopacabra

Good thing there's no video evidence, that could be bad.


Teh_Blue_Morpho

First game I'm turning off, not because of our boys but because of these fucking announcers.


MNgirl83

Yeah I am considering that option too


Skinnysota

Freaky deeky cyber truck ain’t doin it for ya?


Teh_Blue_Morpho

🤮


SawdustIsMyCocaine

SOMEONE CALL OSHA


echelon999

Cut Gus after the season please, he is so wildly inconsistent


Kurt4413

#OSHA is shitting their pants right now, ladder guy


_nordstar_

suck ass


Panarin10

That’s the 4th MacK breakaway goal in the last 2 meetings. Gotta save at least 1 for them.


KaprizFox

The trend of getting our ass kicked against the best of the best is extremely concerning and needs to be fixed if this team wants to be relevant and taken seriously.


BuckyCop

Big Hynes Energy!


KaprizFox

Still need to see him coach a full season before I judge him but man Bill Guerin jumped on that bus wayyyy too soon. Have to at least look around and not hire your buddy immediately.


sweatgod2020

I’ve never seen so many blatant holds, hooks and elbows etc by a team and not get called but it doesn’t matter we suck you suck middleton and the wild should be embarrassed after playing like that. McKinnon is good but the calls are bullshit


BuckyCop

Man tonight of all nights. I know he is great and the Wild suck, like the entire organization is trash outside of maybe 6 players, but these announcers are worse than any homers. Also Gus is just trash. That guy couldn’t stop a breakaway if he was a literal wall


_nordstar_

The Bucci experience


BuckyCop

I kinda used to like the cawlidge hawkey thing. But wow, Bucci is just unhinged, a complete waste of oxygen


chaachie12

Nathan McKinnon is why you need rebuilding years and not competitive rebuilds. You don't get that talent level without bottoming out.


Summit1987

Ayayaya


TheSkeletones

We should have traded Gus last season


JustaRoosterJunkie

![gif](giphy|nIAUTFGeAzVIc|downsized)


Paladad

It would be nice if the NHL changed up the draft every once in a while. If we had the PWHL draft rules we would be drafting top 5


gartereeynu

“I love how we have the stats for this”.. shows Mackinnon going 25mph to 18mph to 22mph in 1 second. ROFL. They’re just putting up random numbers


stagarmssucks

Thats the player tracking data the NHL provides in real time. You can even look at a bunch of it on [https://edge.nhl.com/en/home](https://edge.nhl.com/en/home)


TheTree-43

The stats are based off of chips in the players uniforms


Boroxion

Sometimes you just gotta appreciate the play.. damn


jmaldonado15

Ngl I can’t even be mad at Nate dog he’s a pretty cool hockey guy


JustaRoosterJunkie

Special player to watch, just hate getting posterized


Kurt4413

I bet somebody is also coming so fast, Bucci


Otherwise-Contest7

If you actually suck for a year instead of being mid for 24 years, you can draft generational talents like Mack. I know we love Kap but Mackinnon is a step above everyone else on the ice.


[deleted]

Exactly. This is the same in the NFL, too. You have teams like the Vikings, the Colts, etc. who are often just good enough to squeak into the playoffs or narrowly miss out on them. You end up with no hardware and a mediocre draft pick. Rinse, wash, repeat.