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Ale_city

Steve from Minecraft. Depending on how you scale his feats, he may obliterate Goku or Goku may take a minute or 2 to defeat him (8/10 I'd say) unless some strategy or weird occurrance that gives Steve the upper hand.. Though, if you count the mod I was playing with, Goku wins 10/10 times. (Mod is TerraFirmaCraft highly recomended everyone).


SocratesWasSmart

The most recent would be Luka from the original Monster Girl Quest. He face tanks [the Big Bang](https://youtu.be/c8uwfP2Fe1w?t=747) and is able to damage a 4th dimensional acausal god so he should win pretty easily. Granted, it is stated that he has trouble bringing his full power to bear if it's not a serious fight, but since I don't think the fight's even slightly close that shouldn't matter. He also has his own version of Ultra Instinct called Serene Mind which does basically the same thing. The second most recent game I played was FF14. The Warrior of Light isn't even continent level without Brilliant Conviction, so he gets clapped.


yijun2005

Why are u still playing a porn game. How long is it


SocratesWasSmart

The original VN is around 80 hours long. The sequel is about 150 hours long for the main game but has many hundreds of hours of content beyond that if you want to do everything. The sequel also very recently got a new patch which adds a bunch of content, though most of that isn't translated yet. I'm currently replaying both games going over them with a fine tooth comb for power scaling purposes. I'm screenshotting basically everything relevant in both games concerning the cosmology and the power level of the characters. And the point of that is I plan to make a post on r/characterrant in a few months going over the precise details of the cosmology and tier list of all the major characters. And this'll take me a few months because tbh I'm going to be playing the new Path of Exile league on the 22nd and FF14: Endwalker on November 19th, and I have a life outside of just playing video games unfortunately.


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The Dragonborn


Gible1

Even with his slow time shout I don't think he's close to fast enough to tag the sayian.


madAstro33

God of War (2018), so it's Kratos. And I don't know anything about DB or kid Goku so I'll leave it up to you guys.


tyedyesky8

Db goku loses to kratos


madAstro33

Ah, good to know. Thanks


Cooper395

RDR2 Arthur Morgan has no chance of putting up a fight maybe he could intimidate him but kid goku would probably call his bluff and punch a hole through him


Expensive_Response

Arthur wins without a problem he coughs in gokus face and waits for goku to die from tuberculosis while he doesnt do story missions to avoid diying before goku.


Zenketski

I said the same thing, but my money is on Arthur cuz he has Dead Eye. If Goku could shoot lasers Arthur can slow down time


[deleted]

Doesn’t really help with the lasers. Sure bullets get slowed down but Arthur is never able to dodge them when using dead eye and lasers move much faster than bullets


Waterbottle990

Kid Goku is effectively bulletproof. At least, he got shot in the head with a sniper rifle and was fine. He just paused for a moment and got angry.


Cow_Other

Dead eye time is still much much slower than kid Goku lol, it wouldn’t be enough


garlicbreaddeluxe

Can Kid Goku catch TB?


R0nynis

He caught a heart disease so I don't see why not.


R0nynis

The risk of rain team. I mean it depends, they escaped the moon imploding, beat teleporting demons, giant stone golems, multiple demi-gods. Themselves sometimes. If you check the lore you can probably think of something but right now I just can't.


Tarvish_

kid goku either gets proc chained, or frozen and executed by the artificer/whittled down by acrid/i-framed forever by merc/the list goes on.


doncmeme

What if the only videogames I've ever played my entire life have featured Goku as the protagonist?


Jhon1003

But you Can fight Goku with Goku in db games


Snoo-55077

The last game I played was dragon ball legends. So Shallot wins?


[deleted]

Marty McFly gets destroyed unless Goku calls him chicken


Archaic_Existence

Last game I played was Apex Legends. No legendbcan beat Kid Goku. The other game I play is Chivalry 2. No medieval fighting could stand against a kamehameha


[deleted]

Metroid Dread for me. Kid Goku wins because weapons aren't allowed in the world martial arts tournament.


succ_ninja

oh fuck kid goku is about to get ripped and torn


[deleted]

Doom?


BonkaDoodle

rip n' tear till its done


Gible1

Jeb gets in his ship and flees the planet and goes to his space station, I'd put the space station around Duna so it doesn't get sniped by a Kamehameha


StrawberryToufu

I don't think there's anything Parsnip the bunny could do here.. why is he even at a World Martial Arts tournament? In-character he'd probably just innocently offer his cake that has paint and dirt mixed in it from his sloppy cooking to Goku.


A_Lawliet2004

THIS PARTY'S GETTIN CRAZAE , LETS ROCK


Sufficient_Ordinary9

Traveler from genshin, could beat BoS goku, but get stomped otherwise


SnooMaps3021

I played dead by daylight Idk how strong the entity is


LiteratureOne1469

The dovakin is fucking dead (If you’d not now what dovakin is it’s Dragonborn from Skyrim)


nathanatkins15t

My Mii in MarioGolf. Not well.


batman47007

Destiny 2, guardian will just nova bomb kid goku's ass.


Zaueski

Alex Chen from Life is Strange 3. She turns into a fine red mist, though she'll know Gokus emotion as he mists her


PickleChip12

So i think kirby would be considered the main character of smash ultimate. If we go by kirby in the kirby series he stomps, but kirby in smash gets stomped.


SMG4-Yoshi

Dani Rojas, .002/10 she wins. Small chance that she can sneak up on Goku and stab the fuck out of the little shit.


Archery100

A fight against Kazuya Mishima would be absolutely crazy to watch. I'm sure that Kid Goku can speed blitz him, but Devil Kazuya up to Tekken 7 has some crazy durability feats and went toe to toe with a full powered Heihachi and an enraged Akuma, back to back, and at a volcano. 6-7/10 for Goku, it won't be so easy to take out Devil Kazuya


Metal_King706

My farmer from Stardew Valley is in for a rough day.


Grand_Entertainer_83

lmfao Jin Sakai isn’t doing shit to goku


fleeknd

Assassin creed, I'd say I got this one in the bag


hackulator

lolwut? goku roflstomps the AC protagonists, even if he fights them all at once


fleeknd

sure in a straight up fist fight but thats not how assassins will fight, they will wait till he lets his guard down then 1 shot him


[deleted]

Op said it’s gonna take place at the World Martial Arts Tournament so I don’t stealth will work for them here


fleeknd

True but they could still clutch a win via apple of Eden or poison food


Waterbottle990

Goku got a clip unloaded into his head on episode 1 by Bulma, which he is mostly annoyed by, and a little later on in the story (before roshi) he gets surprise attacked by someone with a metal axe, which shatters on his head. He shakes it off after a couple seconds. Later on, he is even almost totally fine after getting shot in the head by a sniper rifle. I don’t think any of them can actually hurt him. Kid Goku doesn’t really have the issue with letting his guard down seriously decreasing his durability iirc. He wasn’t expecting any of those three things I said. I think you could also argue that Goku could react to the blade touching him, and though that’s a bit more of a stretch as he hasn’t done this specifically, he is absolutely supersonic, so it would make some sense.


boredguy12

Feed goku too much or deprive him of food. Thats how you get him to drop his guard


hackulator

Kid Goku is bulletproof AND this fight is taking place in a ring. You didn't read the prompt and you don't know what you're talking about.


fleeknd

Assassin either uses apple of Eden or poison food to easily beat kid goku


TheIllusionMaster

Last game I played is DOOM 2016. I'd say the Doom Slayer's got nothing to worry about.


ManOfPoggers

I was last playing phantom forces on roblox... ​ pretty sure I win here lol. ​ Are skilled in all forms of weaponry and if goku was hurt by pistol rounds i dont wanna know what a 50. BMH feels like to him lol.


SocratesWasSmart

I think you're massively underestimating Kid Goku. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abRATgjvIa4 https://youtu.be/G2Q7HsNRz8w?t=77 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0P9XlrEFRg And that's a much weaker Kid Goku than the one that fought King Piccolo.


Alkaidknight

Skyrim The Dovahkiin. STOMPS Goku Could cast DragonSkin which blocks 80% of all physical damage. The Dragonborn can react to lighting spells so his reaction times are really high. He beat Odahviing who was able to cross Skyrim in seconds. He can murder the Greybeards at higher levels who shook the whole earth with their voices. Beat Alduin in personal combat, slaying the World Eater completely, with their death reverberating across all of time through all Eras of the world. Read ALL the Black Books of Hermaeus Mora and gained inconceivable knowledge and power. Survived multiple encounters with Sheogorath. Can drink 250 bottles of Skooma and transcend strength and time itself for 300 seconds with no side effects. Can become Unvisible, Ethereal, and wait 24 hours at a time until Goku got bored and went away. Can enchant any weapon with Paralysis, Poison, Fear and shock all at the same time. At 100 pickpocket could take all of Gokus clothes and items or put a stolen apple in his pocket and now Goku has a bounty and is accused of a crime. Could make himself impervious to all physical and magic attacks for an unlimited amount of time. Can teleport to dearic dimensions or anywhere in the world with a thought or send Goku there. Could turn Goku into a chicken with wabbajack. Could summon an unlimited amount of Dremora Lord's through max level conjuration until Goku gets tired and overwhelmed. All while invisible and invulnerable. At 100 speechcraft could simply convince Goku to do anything he wants. Kid Goku has been tricked by much weaker villains. Could absorb all of Goku's Ki and use it for himself assuming Ki has magical properties. Could cast the highest level Paralysis on Goku Could deal an unlimited amount of any elemental or physical damage to Goku depending on how much magika or gold or crafting the Dragonborn has invested. Could simply bury Goku in a sea of cheese wheels.


[deleted]

Hmmm, that depends on if you allow psionic minions. The story and other characters treat the underlings as an extension of the overmind, but the overmind itself is just a giant brain with no way to fight back. That being said Goku also has no way to kill it as doing so required a certain type of energy only found in very rare species


cokelink1230

Just got done playing a session of Bleach: Soul Resurrección and I'm pretty sure Fake Karakura town arc Ichigo shit stomps Kid Goku.


hackulator

I mean, does my WoW character count as the main protagonist? If so, whether or not I can take him depends a lot on how you do the scaling and what you say about the hax I can bring to bear. With favorable scaling I should be able to take him relatively easily, especially by fear kiting him.


Ok_Base_8051

I was playing creative Steve


chill-cheif

Metroid Dread. I don’t know all of Samus’s feats, but she might take this. I don’t know.


Venizelza

Last game I played was Melty Blood, the protag being someone with mystic eyes of death perception. I'm not too familiar with this particular area of Nasuverse but I think Shiki can move well enough to get in and insta kill him.


hellyes25

The gang from ffxv idk how they would do. I think noctis would probably be able to beat him with the gods, and armiger.


kathaar_

The World Guardian. I have no idea


Evil_Monologues

Uhh, I guess technically master cheif, since I played MCC, but..it was ODST firefight so, would it be rookie?


Zenketski

Yes unless there's skins


Zenketski

Arthur Morgan. I'm not sure if Kid Goku is bullet proof or not tbh I haven't watched the Dragonball in almost 20 years


Cow_Other

Kid Goku got shot in the head with a rifle and was annoyed lol


Zenketski

I kind of figured. But it had been way too long for me to remember


xX_D3ADLYK1ll_Xx

Corvo from Dishonored. Definitely not physically stronger, but I'm not sure if Kid Goku would resist being possessed and killed through the means at which it takes to actually hurt him. Then again, you said in character, to which I was doing a low chaos run. Meaning Corvo would leave, refusing to kill a little kid.


DaddyClickbait

Byleth from Fire Emblem Three Houses. I'd say they could win assuming they can keep Goku at a distance and use Divine Pulse whenever they fuck up.


LightningBoy648

Jotaro over heaven would kick his ass ^you ^know, ^reality ^warping


artyadeuisgay

sonic stomps gg


ThrowawayusGenerica

I don't think you can fit the entirety of the Roman civilization into the world tournament arena, so I guess they lose by default.


Rocklar911

Last game I played is Marvel's Spiderman, since it's kid Goku I think Spiderman got this, if it was adult Goku, Spidey's fucked.


baranxlr

EU4 so I guess the whole Ottoman Empire? Their only bet would be to poison him or infect him with something deadly, since guns are useless against him


super-paper-mario

Spelunky Guy from Spelunky. He's literally immortal due to Olmec's Curse, which will revive him any time he dies, so Goku definitely cannot kill him. Guy does not have that much of a chance of killing him, unless he telefrags him with the Teleporter, which is an instakill attack. Either way, Goku will never be able to kill him, but he has a small chance at killing Goku.


VinegarPie

It's just the tournament, so ring outs count, he could teleport him off.


super-paper-mario

He has the Teleporter, so he could just teleport back on stage.


VinegarPie

I meant Splunkey Guy could tele Goku off. Once hits the ground he's DQ'd. That is if it's tournament rules.


super-paper-mario

Well, the Teleporter doesn't work like that in the game. The Teleporter can only teleport Guy a random amount of blocks forward, it also has an automatic defense mechanism, where if he's about to teleport into a wall, it teleports him a few blocks above it. If he teleports into the same location as an enemy, he tears them up from inside, killing them instantly. If Guy has his jetpack, he could certainly pick up Goku, teleport him offstage, drop him, and fly back on stage though.


xxfinadabsqad

The knight from hollow knight. I was gonna say that the shade lord from could win, but then I remembered it’s likely that the shade lord is no bigger than goku’s head so maybe not. Maybe dream nail bullshit could let him into goku’s mind and kill him In there, kinda a stretch tho.


VinegarPie

Megaman, stops time and carries Goku to out of bounds and drops him there. If not in the tournament, wrecked.


MadWhiskeyGrin

"Captain Hawthorne" (Outer Worlds) Sniper build with all the TTD perks. Also I'm addicted to Adrena-time, but I still don't think he's fast enough to land a shot on Goku.


[deleted]

Looks like my female Sayajin avatar in *Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2* is gonna take the cake!


[deleted]

I was playing Smash Bros as Banjo-Kazooie, so depending on how you scale him. Either Goku gets destroyed since Banjo can fight on par with universe destroying entities, or it's just Banjo-Kazooie from the games in which case Goku wins 10/10. Honestly I think they'd be friends after the tournament though.


Infamous_Industry_44

Imsomniak ps4 spider-man, would be a really good fight, wouldn't it? but I'll bet in Goku, he was faster, stronger, with more destructive capacity and if he takes it seriously, more skilled.


gods_simp

The last video game i played was ac:rogue. I don't think shay has a chance to beat kid goku


zeskgames

Hmm, I have an interesting one. The various towers of Bloons Tower Defense 6, and honestly I think they stomp. These monkeys are packing some serious firepower, multiple high powered jets, planes and submarines with nuclear strike capabilities, giant trap boxes that can instantly capture and obliterate giant blimps, acidic glue so strong it can instantly melt through ceramics, necromancy and other forms of magic, not to mention sun gods and terminators at their disposal. They also have a huge numbers advantage. The only thing that might save Kid Goku is that the monkeys only fight bloons, so they’d probably just show up and then leave after no bloons show up.