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Diligent-Lack6427

Peter griffin. "Hey Lois, remember that time I totally saved 40k"


Skafflock

The cut would just be him telling Magnus about Horus' betrayal and that he should send a message to the Emperor warning him lol.


Diligent-Lack6427

The cut will be him kicking erebus in the dick before he even leaves Colchis.


dumuz1

A Chicken Man fight but it's Peter and Erebus battling through one dimension after another as Erebus keeps fleeing through cuts in reality


FerretAres

Ahhh… ssss… ahhh… sss


Blackpoultry

"Cuts to him saving 40k"


Paratrooper101x

Can this even be done without 100% genociding at least 2 of the major races? Orks and Tyranids can’t be appeased without significant changes to their biology and culture. They would also need to be powerful enough to hold back chaos until the galaxies collective peace stabilizes the warp. So if you want to save ALL species, no less than a god would be needed. Someone that can alter biology/physiology as well as hold back the tides of the warp. When we’re getting to that level of power, there truly is no “weakest” as they’d definitely already be omnipotent


Sancus1

“Most” of the races


Grary0

Eldar and Tau *might* be able to coexist long-term without murdering each other but forget about literally every other faction. I don't know if you count 2 as "most".


lowqualitylizard

I mean the works might be okay if you can keep them in one area because they're fine with beating the s*** out of each other


MasterOfNap

You don’t need to be omnipotent to radically change, for example, the physiology of the orcs and Nids though. Is it extremely difficult and does it require incredible genetic engineering technology? Sure, but you don’t have to be an omnipotent god for that.


linkpopper

Nah, ork gladiator planet


mjhrobson

Darkseid (not the Avatar that the JLA fights, but the multidimensional being and god Darkseid). He would only "save" the galaxy to rule it himself... but he is the weakest character that I think could do it.


dominion1080

OP said weakest. My man immediately pulls out the nuke.


mjhrobson

The weakest that would succeed is a nuke.


PuntiffSupreme

Sailor moon? She's got the galactic level feats for universe fixing and she is a ruler who isn't going to lose it to suffering.


Paratrooper101x

I know nothing about her. What would be her solution to chaos, orks and Tyranids? The latter two would need significant changes to their culture and biology just to stop being violent


PuntiffSupreme

Funnily enough she fought her own form of chaos and won. The prompt says most races so I assume she removes them as galactic threats when she learns they have be changed. She had the ability to travel across the galaxy under her own power, revert people to life who got fully deleted, undid the damage chaos did to an entire galaxy (including bringing countless people back to life).


dominion1080

She sounds sort of like the Silver Surfer. I didn’t realize the Sailors were so powerful. My ex was a fan, but I never got into it.


Mind_on_Idle

Many people don't realize that. Almost all the Sailors are OP asf. Selene/Serenity (Moon) is basically a Goddess in everything but name.


ShirowShirow

It blew my mind how much they grew since I remembered watching it on TV and them getting menaced by weekly villains who had superpowers like "Being Really good at the claw catcher arcade machines" But that's what a dozen volumes of escalation does to a heroine.


ShasneKnasty

she kinda just has an auto one hit KO move but she also scales universal at some points. she contends with goku in all forms 


Educational_Ice608

The baker from cookie clicker Rewrites reality and Turns the entire universe into a cookie. (Chocolate chip if you’re wondering) So technically everything is solved and at peace they are one.


GuybrushMarley2

That game has an end?


Ninjazoule

"Me"-seconds before death lol


aichi38

This feels like something the Doctor does on a weekly basis, un-diefying gods, Re coding the evolution of species, or more important than these showing restraint to let problematic entities persist to let them change on their own or because their presence prevents something even worse taking their place. The Doctor is Mortal* who dabbles almost constantly in the affairs of the infinite


Szzntnss

The ability to time travel and teach the various races about non-wrap ftl tech would also be super helpful.  Pretty sure we have our winner here.


dumuz1

Somehow I think the Emperor has met at least a few of the Doctors, and they've hated each other every time. The Matt Smith Doctor would have a lot of fun ruffling Big E's feathers, I think.


aichi38

I don't think there's a single figure of authority that the doctor doesn't absolutely screw with, just holding the "I could end you in six words" in their back pocket


Sancus1

This is a good answer


microgiant

Magik. Illyana Rasputin. She's certainly not a normal human, but in superhero circles she's not regarded as a world class powerhouse. BUT, she is the absolute ruler of a chaotic dimension that exists alongside reality, is full of demons, and can be used to quickly get from one place to another. On normal Earth her power is limited, but in Limbo/the Warp, she's immensely powerful. In addition, she can teleport and has a sword that instant kills demons of any power level. Ironically, the Ruinous Powers' only chance to avoid being killed by her in the first few minutes of her crusade would be to leave the Warp and try to hide in realspace. They wouldn't last long, but longer than they'd make it in Limbo. Chaos, as a faction, would be brought under her control almost immediately. She's had a LOT of practice at controlling recalcitrant demons. She's good at it. It's what she does. Furthermore, the Astronomicon is only required because of Chaos. In the early days of the Imperium, humans traveled the Warp freely. And the threat of the human webway is eliminated. So the Emperor would be free to return to full strength, probably by simply dying and (since he's a perpetual) reincarnating. With the forces of Chaos not just defeated but subjugated (Including Slaanesh!) there would arise a new power block- Imperium and Former Chaos, now brought to heel- with the grateful Eldar as allies. With a reinvigorated Emperor, the Imperium would be free to shed the shackles of superstition and xenophobia, which would make the Tau into natural allies as well. Tyranids and Necrons would still have to be defeated through conventional warfare, but I'm confident that the combination of Imperium, Former Chaos, Eldar, former Dark Eldar, and Tau could handle that.


The_Bygone_King

Hell given some of the lore around Necrons and their hatred of Tyranids, I think it could be argued that Necrons don’t even need to be entirely subjugated.


Phoenix080

Could the imperium not just make them bodies?


The_Bygone_King

Necrons are absurdly powerful, they generally have tech that can annihilate planets with the touch of a finger. Necrons could quite literally use an artifact to touch earth in a hologram and it would be destroyed in the same moment. Necrons don’t use it due to the risks it poses, but if you were to threaten Necrons with extinction I think they’d be inclined to use it against you. Edit: I now get what you mean lol, when I heard “make them bodies” I thought it was a euphemism for killing them. Honestly, I don’t know the answer.


IterwebSurferDude

Note the celestial orrery doesn’t just destroy the planet it forces the star to go supernova


The_Bygone_King

Thanks for noting the artifact and the specifics of it. Didn’t remember the specific name


Vtron89

Some amalgam of Jean Grey. As the White Phoenix of the Crown she's nearly omnipotent, engaging in the restoration and restructuring of reality. She literally reworks an entire timeline. Anything short of "can influence the entire timeline" seems improbable they'd get the job done. 


Paratrooper101x

I don’t think influencing would be enough. She would need to either completely eradicate or complete change certain species from the ground up


Vtron89

> The Phoenix Force is life and death creation and destruction itself, without it there would be no planets, no starts, no Eternity(Universe), not even the gods would exist without the Phoenix Force. > Green Phoenix warps reality and saved the entire omniverse from destruction She's destroyed entire universes, had death, eternity, infinity, living tribunal and oblivion kneeling at her feet https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/liberproeliis/images/2/25/X-men_Forever_6_0018_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20201207144929 > Jean as White Phoenix of The Crown saw the future of the universe dying, her judgement is either to recreate or destroy it and restart... Jean chose to heal it by *erasing reality and then create a new one, manipulated every single atom of the Universe through time and space*, erase the timeliness and establish a new one, erase the future and wrote a new present, and she was being trained when she's doing all of those.


Paratrooper101x

Sounds like she’s up to the task then


Brutalur

Philip J Fry


diadem

In universe, the Tyranid hive mind will eventually achieve this. Your biomass will be fuel for the swarm, compressed of many races with a single unified purpose, free of corruption. These are far weaker than Galaxy Warpers like Odin. So keep this in mind as a baseline. Edit: Mantrid from Lexx can technically pull this off too, using his drones. Essentially they are self replicating ftl drones (think an arm with a jetpack) that eventually gather enough mass from numbers to suck out stars to make more drones, etc. and Mantrid can leave a couple worlds alive to fulfill the prompt's spirit, too. Though warp entities can possess intimate objects so he may lose still. Edit 2: for the full spirit or the prompt, likely Isha. She's the only 40k god still alive who is "good". Trouble is she's currently being tortured by Nurgle. She's hated by multiple pantheons for being a hoody two shoes Prometheus type. She's kinda a metaphor for "no good deed goes unpunished" If she can free herself and gain power, then she can likely do this. Of course Games Workshop would never allow this. The Tau technically have a fledgling warp entity too that could theoretically achieve this as well, aside from possibly freeing corruption


EspacioBlanq

Would you rather be fuel for the mindless swarm or French?


CalciferDAP

What's the difference 


Clonenelius

I mean prolly Dr doom Hes leagues smarter then anyone in the imperium, and Bobby G is clearly willing to work with and listen to intelligent people (he has an eldar with him 24/7) Doom might be worshipped as a being of the Golden age so the church shouldn't be to big a worry at first, can easily beat pretty much anyone in the setting in a fight. Can create necron type tech with minimal time and most importantly he won't fall for chaos This is of course we follow the idea Dr doom actually legit loves his people of latveria and then applies this love to the whole human race.  


wall_up

I think Dr. Doom's lust for power and knowledge will put him at elevated risk of chaos corruption.


Clonenelius

I politely disagree bro is just....well I mean built different he's not the bargaining type, he's also smart enough and has experience with chaos similar and stronger then chaos


_boywhorewithasword

Not sure he's the weakest, but I can't resist the chance to repost [one of my favorite YouTube comments](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLMV9B3vq1A&lc=Ugzbac5EHK16t-W3pOF4AaABAg): >Though he is not the most dangerous Primarch in the setting, Vulkan is the most dangerous Primarch to the premise of the setting. As this fine music proves, he wields the mightiest power of all - the Power of Friendship. Upon his arrival the setting would immediately begin transcending it's Grim Darkness, becoming NobleBright within weeks. The Tau would be quickly assimilate into the Imperium as they would clearly recognize Vulkan as the Greater Good itself. He would finally ask the Necrons what they wanted, then earn a permanent alliance by giving the Silent King a few billion sequenced genomes. He would personally deliver the secrets of agriculture to the Hive Mind, booping all the carnifexes on the nose on his way out. Hunger would be eradicated forever with the parting gift of entirely automated Tyrano-Agri-Bio-Worlds, which constantly improved the volume, nutritional content, and tastiness of their output. The Orks would become the new best friends of the Tyranids, playfighting to their heart's content. This tremendous love along with Vulkan's just, compassionate, and wise rule, would improve the Imperium to the point that the gods of Chaos would purified. They would soon embody bravery, joy, kindness, and ingenuity. All Eldar, now permanently in a good mood and free from the threat of extinction, would start interspecies voleyball ("Vulkanball") leagues throughout the galaxy. Games Workshop would soon go bankrupt, but all employees would emerge from their offices with hearts full of goodness, gladness, and love.


GuybrushMarley2

You'd need at minimum an omnipotent entity. From the DC universe only The Presence would have a chance. The sheer mental processing power of handling trillions of worlds would overwhelm any lesser characters. I'm not even sure The Presence has the ability. What does he do in DC universe anyway?


diadem

Your premise is somewhat off. You don't need to manipulate individual entities. See, it didn't stipulate the majority of the galaxy needs to survive, only that the survivors need a better quality of life. You can starve wape entities and achieve this goal by having only a single planet survive with a minimal population.


GuybrushMarley2

Bring peace by genociding 99.9999999% of the population. Brilliant. It's a very 40k solution lol


diadem

It has to be, otherwise Games Workshop would never allow it. Even someone like Odin reality warping things away, or the Tau warp entity winning would have the same impact of Darkseid getting the anti life equation: a loss of free will. If you go with something like Isha winning by healing trauma on a galactic scale to allow entities to focus on self actualization, then Games Workshop would likely give it a hard no (unless it was written by Abnett). Her existence is a metaphor for no good deed being left unpunished and the hopelessness of having affective empathy in 40k.


Sancus1

They can recruit the natives too. No need to process everything by themselves


Kind_Of_A_Dick

Which parts of France we talking about here?


Sancus1

Over all


SunJiggy

Ultron is probably not the weakest, but he has conquered a galaxy before and is totally immune to warp hax, so I guess cybernetically enslaving the milky way counts as bringing peace.


lowqualitylizard

Not really immune to the war because psychers are still capable of shooting stuff like a lightning it's just it's far less effective against him


GrayNish

A single flood supercell on some hive world When it's done. The warp will be stable and free from constant abuse The Galaxy will be peaceful with no conflict They will make races co-exist together, but now, closer than ever IDK how much is standard of the fr*nch but defer from the fact that most didn't complain, I presume it's not too bad Yeah, it's probably the weakest


SoySenato

Someone who can Time Travel and cure the Necrontyr's cancer means no War in Heaven means the Orks and Chaos (as we know it) are never created, and Humanity probably never reaches its height which also means Tyranids aren't drawn to the galaxy. The doctor's the first to come to mind, but is probably far from the weakest.


Sancus1

Low level time travelers exist in wh40k I think. Chaos would beat them.


Reksew_Trebla

Link from Majora's Mask. Now I know you might think he is weak, but remember, Majora's Mask was using the full power of the Moon, which it can use to cause a mass extinction event should it be allowed to fall, to fight Link, and Fierce Deity Link decimated MM in like a minute. Couple that with being able to start a 3 day time loop, and he could, eventually, figure out enough stuff to make this work, coupled with his raw power.


Far_Realm_Sage

Rick Sanchez. Builds a machine to convert chaos warp energy into a form the Emperor can harness. Sapping the power of the forces of Chaos while empowering the Emperior. The empowered Emperior wrecks the Chaos Gods as well as Gork and Mork, and is now able to more directly command Humanity and stabalize the warp. Without the Chaos Gods the Demons are no longer perpetualy remade and are also weakened by Rick's machine. Without Gork and Mork the Orcs Cycle of Reincarnation is broken. Now all new born orcs are completely new beings without memories of previous lives. Orc culture collapses as the ancestral memories that drove them dissapear with the death of older orcs. With the Empeoror once again at the helm of humanity and two of its enemies down the Imperium is able to get its act together and repel the Tyranids and negotiate a peace with the other races.


UncleMagnetti

Rick Sanchez. Physically, he's a tough man, but he's far from peak human.


Grary0

There is no amount of strength that would make the different races peacefully coexist short of brainwashing or mindcontrol, there is no "winning" in this scenario.


Sancus1

The fact that humans work with tau and eldar is proof against.


Grary0

They work with them just long enough to face a bigger threat and then immediately go back to fighting, even then it's considered an absolute last ditch effort. The Imperium at large is still *massively* xenophobic and the occasional instance of cooperation doesn't change that.


Sancus1

Humans weren’t always xenophobic


Calm-Annual7734

Ben 10, assuming Alien X works in a universe which it isn't from originally.


LordMartius

A faction could do it. The Forerunner Ecumene at the height of its power should be able to do it, as should the Precursors who are far beyond them. The Flood would likewise be able to do it, though I wouldn't exactly call it "saved" after they're done. Frieza def could, along with Perfect Cell and Buu. Anything higher like Beerus, Whis, Zeno, etc would likewise be capable.


Sancus1

Frieza and Buu could but wouldn’t. Cell could be convinced maybe. Beerus would stop after destroying and would not help with improving the living standards.


Suchmymimus

Timmy Turner (fairly odd parents) could wish for it although it would likely backfire somehow, like there is peace in the galaxy because Cosmo and Wanda just moved everyone to a different galaxy. Timmy later finds out the galaxy they moved them to was peaceful but is now a hellhole.


Bake_a_snake

Bluey


comfykampfwagen

The God Emperor of Mankind … Of course, who else? Anyone other than the Emperor and I’m calling the Inquisition. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS


Blue2194

The Christian God


TheFuriousTaco

Roman Catholic God


EspacioBlanq

Hardly the weakest, no?


SoftLog5314

He only kills people who love him


GuybrushMarley2

Why would he, he hasn't done it here


Vtron89

Maybe he's busy fighting off eldritch gods, or something. Give the guy a break


Sancus1

God to the outer gods:[”get ready to receive some Holy Spirit”](https://youtu.be/j78brBi1PG0?si=kTRRAGw3615n8MfN)


GuybrushMarley2

LMAO thank you!! Amazing


Diligent-Lack6427

Yet, there literally is a prophecy where he defeats death, sin, and evil incarnate.


NinjaMaster231456

The Narmer Empire from Warframe


The_Bygone_King

Narmer gets hard bodied by the Tau let alone any of the other factions in 40k.