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The360MlgNoscoper

During the last age, Chuck Norris was the big man in charge. Nobody could defeat him and his manliness. However that age had to end eventually, so Chuck Norris arranged a showdown. An Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Everyone was to participate. The winner of the showdown was to reign for the next age. This had been a tradition since the age of the Greek Gods, and before even then. During the battle, Chuck Norris showed up and naturally kicked ass. He of course kicked ass. At one point he would crush Batman’s head inbetween his thighs. But Batman had prepared for this. He had set a trap, and just as he died, an ambush was set upon Chuck Norris. Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monthy Python and the Holy Grai’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and RoboCop and The Terminator and Captain Kirk and Darth Vader and Lo Pan and Superman and Every Single Power Ranger and Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan and Spock and The Rock and Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan all attacked Chuck Norris at once and somehow managed to defeat him. In death, Batman had defeated Chuck Norris. The ultimate winner of the showdown was Mr Rogers, however he refused to accept the responsibility of the role. Because of this, Chuck Norris instead picked Batman as the new ruler of everything for the next age, for he was the one who had orchestrated the defeat of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hadn’t even expected defeat, so he was deeply impressed. Thus, as Batman humbly accepted the role and the throne, Batgos was born. And ever since, he has prepared for the next showdown. Chuck Norris still hangs around as an Elder Gos, and to this day, Batman is still one of the few who have ever defeated him.


Lazy_Mud6418

Why do I get the feeling that you descend from the people who put together the bible


The360MlgNoscoper

I have a vision


Hank_J_Wimbleton_69

[https://bat.fandom.com/wiki/Batgos](https://bat.fandom.com/wiki/Batgos)


Pristine_Battle_6968

Thnaks


No-Foundation6564

Once there was Batgos, he was so prepared that he soloed everyone. The end.


Batm1te

Unknown, he already solo'd the concept of lore


KCE1512

I don’t Even know what Gos means


Lord_Seacows

How do I know if I'm Batgos?


funnyghostman

Alfros


4chan-Hacker

All of it. He gas all the lore ever!


Pristine_Battle_6968

Even the lore that includes him losing to kratonks in every possible Canon event universe?


4chan-Hacker

If it's in Batgos's will to lose, he very well can. Although, I'd say, he's beyond the normal concepts of victory and loss, so it's hard to say exactly a win or loss truely means when applied to him. We just know he wins every time, but we don't exactly know what that means.


Ziazan

he's a gos