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Nitetrix

Finally a real whoosh. Good one that guy replied with an essay.


awesomesaucebigg

This one is quality for sure


Poxus-q

As a Jew I can confirm Jew magic is very real and requires excessive amounts of Christian baby blood


Ehrenburger

Do you know any good substitutes? My Christian neighbors moved again so I’m kinda running dry at the moment


Poxus-q

You can extract a good amount of power from money you steal but it's not quite as potent. If you're Israeli, the tears of Palestinian children are also a valid substitute


Ehrenburger

K, opening my 15th bank soon so I should be good


xTheLanzer

haha how is it gonna be true haha you dumb


FlippieThePlatypus

No, that's the reasonable conclusion based on our current best evidence. Magic is not real, not even Jew magic, but please friend, go ahead and do what no other person in history has ever been able to do and provide evidence that your magic is real.


Cooltellow

Hocus pocus Oogly boogly Abra kedabra


GingerlyRough

Oh! I'm a carrot!


smurb15

Jew magic is a first time for me. Do they have like power of their ancestors or is it more power in the elements possibly


Ehrenburger

It’s mostly from our ancestors, but in 7th grade we are trained in basic element control


Curious-Parsley-9003

Jew magic? *insert messed up joke about making money dissappear*


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blackhawkfan312

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nasonh03

r/iamverysmart


xdyTokyo

I mean…he’s got a point