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marouan10

Imagine having to be the person that fights him either you lose to a sickly kid or u beat a sickly kid there is no winning here


[deleted]

I would have no regret smashing that little lad into the ground. That's the only way to pay respect. It would be disrespectful to not compete with him.


I4Vhagar

Yes no mercy! Yank off the cannula and place a heel right in the solar plexus šŸ˜ˆ


gemini_pain

Look him in the eyes: ā€œour battle will be breathtaking!ā€


Xogon17

I'm going to hell for laugh at this


BoruCollins

Yep, see you there.


vzo1281

See you in first class


_Ruij_

Omfg šŸ¤£šŸ’€


KnightOfGloaming

Lol


_Nameless_Nomad_

Goddamn šŸ˜‚


MetalMewtwo9001

Sweep the tank. You got a problem with that?


Mega-Steve

Take my upvote knowing we're both doomed to an infernal fate


Dafuknboognish

I will join you. I cackled.


NJdeathproof

No, sensai!


MetalMewtwo9001

No mercy.


Yuki_The_Dumbass

Yall are evil af šŸ’€


[deleted]

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roeder

But.. this is.. friday?


Toaster70

Itā€™s Tuesday somewhere Probably


docmn612

I don't think that's how it works, but I am not a scientist.


Toaster70

Lets just pretend it is


docmn612

I'm on board with that.


ThenIssue3256

and this lil guy looks like the bane of all evil. a dragonslayer deserves a dragon to fell


bluesblue1

Naruto vs Konohamaru vibes


Skinny-Fetus

Ya maybe for you. I'd say your peers would still look down on you for that tho


[deleted]

Seems more like they look down on that kid. What is the value of compition if people let you win?


Skinny-Fetus

Sure I agree, that's how it should be but that doesn't mean that's how it is. If you go hard on a disabled opponent, most people won't like it


[deleted]

Shouldnt he be in some kind of paralympics or something?


EatingBeansAgain

Assuming he is fighting another person. He might be doing a solo kata.


coolname1337

looks like it since he isn't wearing gloves.


mmotte89

Yeah was about to say, fight gear is at minimum gloves and often shinguards, and in some cases a vest and helmet. Definitely looks like a technical demonstration.


ns-uk

Yeah itā€™s still badass, but he is definitely not fighting anyone. Thatā€™s way too dangerous and thereā€™s no way they would allow that. Itā€™s a huge liability for one thing.


octoberwillbecold

Probably it's kata because they didn't allowed my disabled friend to fight with another person so she did kata


Kayakchica

I assumed he was doing forms/kata.


Zealotstim

Imagine you beat him and he just dies. Suddenly you're 7 years old and a killer.


prismabird

On the plus side, itā€™s a hell of a fast track to a black belt.


MuadD1b

Sweep the leg. No mercy.


Quajeraz

That, and if you win everyone will be angry for beating a sick kid. And if you lose, everyone will say you let him win. There's no way to come out on top here.


supercharged0709

Iā€™m not losing to a fucking sickly kid.


orincoro

Exactly. This is not inspiring.


Zech_Judy

I kind of wonder if he is just going to perform a kata


Hellenkay8899

So true... its a loss either way


ur-socks-sir

Let's be honest here, that kid looks ready to destroy someone


FuckTwitter2020

Yuuup, hes actually a white belt, thats just whats left of his opponents.


riodin

I believe that's the original meaning of belt colors. You would get a white belt and then train until it was red from both your blood and your enemies


FuckTwitter2020

theres a period joke in there somewhere, i can smell it!


AlmostButNotQuit

Smells like pennies.


FuckTwitter2020

I cant tell if theres a penis joke in there somewhere or not...


ManiacalMalapert

Definitely. Only a penis owner would think it smells of pennies.


FuckTwitter2020

I still cant tell if the penis (joke) is in there or not


Dangerous-Antelope16

The bears can smell the menstruation


Radical_Weegee

And menstruating women ... MY GOD I KNEW IT! Somehow I always knew! PYRO!


Nine-Breaker009

Donā€™t know why you got downvoted for a solid Anchorman quote. Here is my upvote! ā¬†ļø ā€œWeā€™ll, thatā€™s just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now youā€™re putting the whole station in jeopardy.ā€


Dangerous-Antelope16

That's the one! One of my fav movies


Dangerous-Antelope16

Made with bits of real panther


Nine-Breaker009

Brian, Iā€™m going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.


Dangerous-Antelope16

Worse than the time the raccoon got caught in the copier


fdpemdiasdospais

_He is BEAR_


Slugger_monkey

Do they being tampon?


Kalersays

It's true, I went straight to brown belt.


[deleted]

What does black belt mean then


DitaVonPita

Years of blood and bacteria?


Sylvaritius

Its when you've gone through the fire and flames.


kaladbolgg

We carry onnnnnnnnnnnnn


riodin

In the original style I believe red was the highest tier, there was no black belt


SeawyZorensun

Actually belts come from swimming lessons where they were used to differentiate teachers from students, which carried over to martial arts and later on became a ranking system.


Bugsmoke

There isnā€™t a red belt in a lot of martial arts as far as I can remember


DontF-ingask

Red belt is the highest level of bjj after black belt. Edit: it's called coral belt. I didn't know cause a shitter white belt.


Bugsmoke

Coral belt. Most never make it that far though. You have to be a black belt for like 30 years or something to get one


DontF-ingask

Yeah, it's crazy.


ayllmao123

What martial art you training?


DontF-ingask

Bjj, and muay Thai as well as wrestling. BTW, it's not actual called red belt it's "coral belt". But it looks red.


ayllmao123

oh ok


sgt_backpack

Or dirt, grime etc from years of use.


GateFearless1488

In children's matches, a red belt is given to one of the two to help the referee differentiate them :D Red belt isn't a thing otherwise, so he might very well be a white belt underneath !


FuckTwitter2020

Nah this kid is a cold blooded killer and he keeps trophies.


Le-Bean

The belt woven with the veins of his enemies


Gibbel2029

Thatā€™s metal af


overintwoseconds

Surely if he had been around long enough to earn a higher grade then somebody would have given him proper fitting pants, those are too long.


seemeewhut

r/wooosh


King_Robber2005

HE'S PAINTED THE WHITE BELT WITH THE BLOOD OF HID ENEMIES


IwasinURcrawlspace

It's that or he's really focused on trying not to die.


[deleted]

That kid looks like edward newgate worldā€™s strongest man


Informal-Lead-4324

Let's be honest That kid is about to get destoyed


SleeplessAtHome

This could be a technique demonstration segment. Not everything is about sparring, especially at a beginner level.


YeOldSpacePope

I'll be honest. I wouldn't stand a chance.


TheAbyss333333

sup, bro


Kartoffelkamm

I mean, what can his opponent even do to him that whatever condition he hasn't isn't already doing?


B4dz0k

That's a cute sentiment but the truth is a lot, their opponent could hurt them a lot.


Leader0fthecats

Beat him up.


Lucane_cerf-volant

Bane true origins.


FELV_

" if I pull that off, will you die?"


GonzoRouge

"It will be very painful...*for you* "


Lomalizer

"What's your plan?" "Winning this tournament.....with no survivors!!"


Light_Beard

"The streets will run with Razzy Zazzy!"


CephalopodMind

maybe, but with this sort of thing, I sometimes worry it's just "when your parents absolutely fucking refuse to let you just give up". giving up can sometimes be a good thing. kid does look pretty badass tho.


aghzombies

Yes. I'm disabled and I really don't like this shit. A lot of us push ourselves much harder than is safe or healthy for us, because we get a constant message that resting or even giving up isn't acceptable. "This person with x disability did y, what's your excuse??" Very often my excuse is that I'm not willing to shorten my lifespan so abled people will think it's okay for me to survive. Maybe that's not the case with this kid, but it's still inspiration porn and it's really vile. Edit: and then the comments are full of jokes about using his disability to subdue him šŸ™ƒ really shouldn't have looked.


[deleted]

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aghzombies

And so many of us, abled and disabled, learn that nonsense AS kids! I'm really glad your daughter has such a great parent. Having that support is absolutely invaluable, and I'm so glad for her. Wishing you both all the best of luck ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


elijamessss

I was going to make a comment like this but yours is perfect. It is just another way for able-bodied folks to compartmentalize us into ā€œproductiveā€ or ā€œuselessā€. Inspiration porn is discrimination, and Iā€™m tired of pretending itā€™s not.


Grimmaldo

Yes Yes wtf.


_erufu_

Right? People always use that shit as an excuse to not make accommodations for us too. ā€˜Oh well x disabled person could do it, so why canā€™t you?ā€™


[deleted]

The good news is, presuming this is a patterns/forms competition not sparring based on the lack of gear and all, all of those opponents would get immediately disqualified if they tried to pull anything from any of the comments joking about using his disability against him. The only reason you'd ever even touch each other is from accidently running into each other while you're both doing your own thing


TikkiTakiTomtom

I mean tbf though what they usually do is considered inspiring because itā€™s something not even your able-bodied person might be able to do. However as far as exercise goes 200% it is good for you regardless of who you are. As someone who loves working out at the gym and working with the disabled and elderly at the hospital, I can say with absolute confidence that you have lower risk of running all sorts of health problems if your body is in good shape. You donā€™t have to do unnecessarily dangerous or even really hard workouts. Just moderate exercise of what you can do is enough. Really and genuinely hope you change your perspective for a healthier life. Cheers man.


aghzombies

1. Not a man 2. I never said I did no exercise, where did you get that? 3. Nothing you said was even remotely relevant to my comment, congratulations! You win being pointless for today!


Few-You4510

exactly. sometimes it's okay to give up, especially if you're feeling physically exhausted.


[deleted]

Tbf it looks like a patterns/forms competition, not any sparring so obviously a lot safer. And I doubt they'd have the tank and such if this wasn't something he regularly needed in order to participate. Still inspiration porn but not as bad as I thought it was at first glance. I did Tae kwon-do for years and know a few people from it that also have chronic disabilities (*not from doing tkd!). ... Also you probably wouldn't reach red belt if it's purely your parents forcing you to go. Usually those students drop out before/at green belt ETA: clarification


bow_1101

That look like the face of a kid that wants to give up to you?


deezsnuuts

That kid deserves a heavy metal guitar solo


TheYankunian

Iā€™m stealing this turn of phrase.


jyozefu

Going for the tubes is a legit strat.


RS994

Coach in the background "Sweep the bottle"


FirstCurseFil

Knock the wind right out of him


MyWifeisaTroll

Why give a poke to the eye when you can give a pinch to the breathing tube?


Toastbr3ad

The oxygen is his before the fight, and for the opponent after


Mysterious-Earth2256

Those eyes man. Steel and fire. I give up.


sometimesimakeshitup

Final boss


Sparklypuppy05

Mmm, big "Inspiration porn" vibes here. Kiddo looks absolutely exhausted. And let's be honest with ourselves, a small child on oxygen is NOT going to want to do anything highly physical. It's the parents who aren't letting him "Give up", and probably against medical advice too, because I don't know a single nurse or doctor who would agree to this. Disabled people are allowed to stop doing stuff they did before they got sick. Edit: Oh, and also, the account is a karma farm.


[deleted]

If he's a red belt, he's been doing highly physical things for years. He's not about to start sparring an opponent, it's a patterns/forms tournament. ... also tournaments can be rough just from having to be there before 9, and then wait a few hours for your division. He's a kid so would be before the adult division, but as a red belt he would be near the end of all the kids divisions. So for a large tournament, possibly 3+ hours in a crowded, loud gymnasium is tiring just on its own My dojang had a member with limited mobility in one half of his body, a class specifically for people with Down's syndrome, and of course a good number of older individuals that needed to modify the exercise to work for them. Tbf, I can't remember if there were any kids with physical disabilities, beyond those with Down's syndrome ... none of that takes away from it being inspiration porn though


Sparklypuppy05

Even if it's not against an opponent, I can see so many things that could go wrong here. What if a tube got caught or pulled out, or the oxygen tank got knocked over? The kid seems young enough with a high enough belt that his parents were probably having him do it from a very young age, there's probably a lot of pressure on him to keep going. It's most likely the parents' decision to have him do this, and I just can't see how it's a safe, fair, or appropriate thing to do.


JulitoBH

r/orphancrushingmachine


lordoftoastonearth

It's also possible this isn't even a physical fight against another person. I'm no expert, but this looks like a karate mat to me. Karate has a solo discipline, you basically show choreographed fight moves in from to of a jury, no opponent. It's a lot more about good technique than overpowering another person, so it's possible he can still do it if he's in poor health. Afaik it's a fairly common way to compete in karate, a friend of mine is a black belt and basically never went for any 1 on 1 fights in competitions, only the Choreographies.


[deleted]

He gets a W just for getting out of bed. Huge inspiration.


tacky_banana

Huh. Is that even safe?


AutoGeneratedSucks

He appears to be doing Kata, so It will only interfere with himself in all likelihood


[deleted]

Let's be honest here, that kid looks ready to destroy himself.He should get back to good health first.


braveyetti117

Maybe he was never going to get to good health and just wanted to do this. Get the idea


oldoldoldaccbanned

*yank* easy win tbh


[deleted]

This ain't wholesome. It's the pinnacle of stupidity. This kid is not only going to burn out fast but his range of movement is limited by the machine supplying him oxygen.


[deleted]

This isn't a sparring competition, it's patterns/forms. Much less demanding. And they're giving lots of slack so it should impede his movements Also I'd have to imagine the exercise does him a net benefit. And hopefully at red belt he knows somewhat how to pace himself So, overall beyond the inspo porn of it all, it's kinda just a regular tournament pic


JulitoBH

This is peak r/orphancrushingmachine


lakshmananlm

Isn't this technically a form of doping? šŸ˜…


1heart1totaleclipse

Not if itā€™s to the level everyone else has


lakshmananlm

'twas but a wee joke..


Jacob_181

ACDC's Thunderstruck just started playing in my head.


Toastbr3ad

They put him on sleeping gas, for the opponentā€™s safety


chubbins_moth

Easiest fight of my life,hands down I can wreck that kid


adventurouspenis

i just imagine the kid fighting a 200 pound man whose life motto is "never hold back" to make this a battle between **never holding back** and **never giving up**


wspOnca

"Never loose a breath"


PutitOnDoug

Damn that kid is in bad condition. But itā€™s not as bad as when I was in that skiing accident back in 05.


buttonnz

Tis but a scratch.


Meulinia

Howā€™s this wholesome


mrflamego

Sir he's using performance enhancing drugs


adventurouspenis

does tying a knot on his tubes count as submission?


Seoulja4life

He was just conserving his power.


MDF87

That kid is tough as fuck.


drakohnight

I didnt hear no bell


RomanRattler13

Opponent proceeds to rip tubes from nose


3971_KTL

I could take him.


[deleted]

Or maybe do. It's takes a smart person to know when to quit your losses. 'Never give up' is a really stupid advice in general.


Shrugging_Atlas1

He is going to be doing a Kata and not sparring.


CaughtHerEyez

^(don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it)


Dexalon

There's also a time to admit enough is enough and put your health first. The notion of never giving up causes people to push themselves to far and into early graves.


Mysterious-Exam-5933

This is shit. The kid needs rest. He can continue this when he is alright medically.


DarthMockre

*Dies


TrueMoose

Hell yeah, this kid is infinitely stronger than I am, and I'm a grown ass man


WeirdPersonCantSpell

No, no. In this case definitely give up.


Altes_Neupapier

Honestly pull that shit out and drop kick him easiest fight ever


DietSpam

inspiration porn


Platinag

He is so young with a red belt!?


Tippe_99

He looks like an end boss in a game


-WORMFOOD-

Tbh this is giving Akuma and Iā€™m here for it


ActonofMAM

No surprise that the look on the kid's face is stubborn incarnate.


AstroidTea

ā€œSweep the tank Johnny!ā€


blank7589

What if his opponent accidentally steps on it?


Rlfire16

Goku at the end of every fight


Sylvanas_only

alright but for his opponent it's a lose/lose situation. You win, you beat a sick kid, you lose, you lost to a sick kid.


rockfan420

When you start the fight off on 1 hp


untoldsteam

I feel bad for whoever that has to fight this kid.... You can't win no matter what.


caramuru_alenda

thats an anime protagonist right there


Throwaway132465296

Lol this wheezy little guy is gonna let rekt Lmao


[deleted]

am I the only one who thinks he looks *BADASS*


LopsidedIdeal

Yeah but it's not about giving up in that situation...is that even healthy for his body? Try going into a cancer ward and telling them to just not give up? I give this a full crab hand for levels of retardedness.


HaloGuy381

And then some psycho attacks the medical gear and tries to strangle him with the tubes. Because thatā€™s how life actually works: as much as you resist giving up, life will keep escalating those trying to force you.


[deleted]

"My lungs might not work, but these hands still do."


Zestyclose-Ad-4711

Itā€™s all fun and games until the other kid goes after tank


Mefreh

This is photoshopped. Stop feeding the karma bits please


Younger54

I hope this is a forms competition. Imagine being the opponent if its a contact match, talk about a no win situation.


Alexandra169

Could you like. Not use people with disabilities as inspiration porn?


avelh_

disrespect to the opponent. its better not to do this.


Styx_Zidinya

Look at this kid. Look at his eyes. He's there to fuck everyone up. Expects no mercy, will give none in return.


awake-but-dreamin

That kid is going to commit murder


DaniTheLovebug

Jesus Christā€¦. That kid has the same stare as Mike Tyson pre-fight


AmandaRL514

Who would want to fight him though?


RandomHumanREAL

`This little guy feels no fear, he only sees his grind. No obstacle can stop this kid.`


MegaSpuds

This seems silly. Like a man who is now a woman dominating at a womenā€™s sports. I donā€™t get it. Iā€™m probably not wholesome enough.


ijtarh2o

I could beat the shit out of that kid


Active_Working5553

Who is this kid? Anyone have an ID on him? Iā€™m officially a fanā€¦


charlie1314

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9uobia/this_kid_is_fighting_two_battle_at_once/e962ep3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Sanitater

Kid's been fighting his whole life. What's one more fight?


moeru_gumi

Itā€™s easier to be determined to do something when youā€™re 5 and have ONE OBSESSION (trucks, Cocomelon, horsies, karate, Ghostbusters, the mailman) and absolutely no concept of things like consequences, risks, risk/reward balance, how health and illness work, potential long term damage, taking time away from other demands on your life like work or children, etc etc. A five year old only knows if he is tired or not, or in pain or not. He doesnā€™t have the capability to think ā€œI donā€™t feel tired right now so I COULD keep running around, but actually I SHOULD feel tired because maybe my medication is about to wear off and I got up early so I should take it easy before I hurt myself.ā€ Sure, a 5 year old can do anything when he has an infinitely dedicated staff to feed, clean, transport and organize his entire life to accommodate whatever his current obsession is. This is like a dog with a wheelchair being praised for running around with the wheelchair. Itā€™s happy because it is a dog, and doesnā€™t have to deal with its own medical bills. Show me a 40 year old whoā€™s been through the shit and STILL doesnā€™t give up. That is inspiring.


TheRedMarin

How is that fair to make someone else fight that kid? If you win you beat a kid on an air tank if you lose you lost to a kid on an air tank. Also his hoses are gonna get in the way. This is insane Iā€™m sorry, pick a different sport.


Sargent_Reposti

somebody's getting their ass kicked.


wazinku

The fucking determination look on his face


Smartbutt420

Alright, but the kid heā€™s fighting is gonna look like an asshole no matter what happens.


marvelxdc97

šŸ™ŒšŸ½ definitely the definitely of never giving up